Sex with chocolate would be fun and I don't mean fucking a cream egg. Either way I've had chocolate today and I know sex is not really an option for me as I can't seem to find people who are interested and close enough but such is life haha.

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By *y serendipityCouple over a year ago

Warrington

Melted chocolate on body parts

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Sex. I only really like white chocolate, can't eat milk chocolate as is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As sex is not an option today, I choose Sunday roast followed by copious chocolate 😋

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By *mandoMan over a year ago

brookenby

"As sex is not an option today, I choose Sunday roast followed by copious chocolate 😋"

That's what I'm doing today!

I love cooking a roast dinner!

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sex… but the chocolate is right next to me 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Sex isn't on the menu today, so chocolate it is

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

The pic above has both chocolate and a hidden surprise inside.

so the best of both worlds

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By *igboobstCouple over a year ago

barrow

Sex is winning today and every day tbh 🤣😈

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry but Galaxy chocolate will always come first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't have sex today, and I really don't fancy any chocolate. Is there a third option?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate, I bought 16 cream eggs for the kids Easter bunny hunt, and they don’t like them.

Winner winner cream egg dinner

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

"What kind of chocolate is it?"

My preference would be Cadbury milk

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

"Who says the two are mutually incompatible?

Ha ha. Exactly. Maybe not at the same time in white bed sheets though

Not a good look 😂

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As I’m stuck at work it’s chocolate - infact who am I kidding, no regular and no partner, so chocolate would win even if not at work

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

"Sex isn’t an option today so i will be mostly stuffing myself with chocolate "

Me too

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

"I've had enough of both for a week so I'll take a roast dinner instead. "

Lucky you, on all 3 options

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Sex. Chocolate is downstairs, Mrs Misfit is upstairs in bed with me.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Haven’t had either today

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

"Unpopular opinion BUT I don't like chocolate...

So sex it is then

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By *rmilfcWoman over a year ago

Farnham

Chocolate x

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Well I doubt I’m getting sex so chocolate it is

Fruit and nut

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

Surrey

I've had 100% more chocolate than sex today

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By *oPantsJustVibesMan over a year ago

Staines

Me and my wife just had a post-sex Easter egg… so… both!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

"Me and my wife just had a post-sex Easter egg… so… both!"

That is the way to do it …

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex always wins- with the right person.

Chocolate wins when you can’t find or be with that person

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By *ou345Woman over a year ago

Derby

I'm wondering if I wrap myself in tin foil so I look like an Easter egg would so_eone eat me 🤭. Best of both worlds.

Nope...... Chocolate it is then.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m getting neither

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By *tag and HellcatCouple over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Both. Had the sex this morning and the chocolate later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not getting either

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

"Sex ......"

Fantasic profile name guy's

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Both desires are sated.

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Sex

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Sex

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By *eonMan over a year ago

The wallled town

I'll be having much more chocolate than sex!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan over a year ago

In fair Verona.

Forget the chocolate, isn’t it time to turn water to wine?

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By *exyScientistsCouple over a year ago

Castlebar

I've had enough chocolate, and not enough sex...so I'll take the sex please 😈

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By *loria JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Durham

Had one last night, nipping down the shop to get the other x

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By *ositiveVibesWoman over a year ago

here there and everywhere

Chocolate because that’s the only thing on offer today 😂

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate as I don't have to seduce it to be with me.

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By *r.ZeusMan over a year ago

Basgiath War College

The sex equivalent to Couverture Chocolate

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

A Godiva™ ganache seems to be winning. And why not? It's a rare treat. Mediocre sex is everywhere; Belgium's finest isn't. 🙂

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple over a year ago

Anglesey

I've had no sex today. I have nicked a piece of one of the kids' eggs, so I guess chocolate is winning for now. I hope that changes later!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Chocolate first

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"I'm wondering if I wrap myself in tin foil so I look like an Easter egg would so_eone eat me 🤭. Best of both worlds.

Nope...... Chocolate it is then. "

reminds of a cream egg but i have a bad habit with those.

first the top gets licked and softened up rather well, then it gets nibbled until i break into the top of it.

then i slide my tongue into it, after all of its cream.

getting deeper and deeper inside of it,

as its well licked inside.

then the rest of the egg go's in to be crushed.

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By *ilbzMan over a year ago

Swindon Wiltshire

I’d like them combined, but it’s late and not going to happen…..Chocolate 1 Sex 0 😂

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By *each needs some creamWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

As I was alone it was chocolate, I finally finished the last of the Christmas chocolate.

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By *each needs some creamWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Sex won today

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By *sWyldWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chocolate would win every day

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

Sex followed by post sex chocolate .. none today

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By *torm in a G cupWoman over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Both

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

"Both "

Coming right up …

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By *lexm87Man over a year ago

Various

Chocolate.

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By *herrybakewellCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Im knackered after work, pass me some dairy milk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lucky me gets both on a daily!!!

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By *mithy63Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Both at the same time can be fun lol

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By *otsowickedCouple over a year ago

Galway

Sex for both of us 🥵

May have some malteasers near for before or after

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By *ikerabbits!Couple over a year ago

Surrey

sex with melted chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex for both of us 🥵

May have some malteasers near for before or after "

Lucozade or monster seem to be needed more than chocolate.

Can't beat the extra energy 🥵

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman over a year ago

Niche

Sexathon first, then choc to ease the wobbly legs 🙃

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By *ingle brummyMan over a year ago

warsop

Chocolate I forgot what a lady feels like

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By *azmar62Couple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Sex for both of us 🥵

May have some malteasers near for before or after "

You had us at malteasers

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By *atman_and_PoisonIvyCouple over a year ago

The Batcave, nr. Cannock

Sex and a pack of crisps 😂

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By *icki222TV/TS over a year ago

Lincoln

Sex every time lovelies, chocolate makes me fat ugh! Xx

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By *each needs some creamWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Chocolate as I got let down today and my meet tomorrow cancelled.

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

Well all the chocolates gone now, time to get back to all the sex

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By *xfordjohnMan over a year ago

Oxford

Chocolate today as it was sex yesterday, variety being the spice, etc

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Whichever’s use by date is longest and smells the nicest

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By *urvyMilf4BlackMenWoman over a year ago

Norwich

I find both works very well together! 🤭

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By *tudleyGoodfuck OP Man over a year ago

Durham

"I find both works very well together! 🤭"

Not at the same time surely 😂

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By *olyGlamorousWoman over a year ago

Chester

SEX! without a shadow of a doubt!

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

London

Funny had this chat with my fwb, I chose dark chocolate with hazelnuts

...after I'd emptied my sack inside her

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By *each needs some creamWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Today it was sex x

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