Again. What twattish things you done recently? Today I couldn't get the lid off the washing tablets, just a normal lid I'd already used some out of it but no way was that lid coming off. I will try later, bought some hair defrizzler £28 only it's not to defrizze your hair it's to keep the colour in and I no longer colour my hair.
Took my coffee in the living room went to take a sip and put the bloody water in.
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"Again. What twattish things you done recently? Today I couldn't get the lid off the washing tablets, just a normal lid I'd already used some out of it but no way was that lid coming off. I will try later, bought some hair defrizzler £28 only it's not to defrizze your hair it's to keep the colour in and I no longer colour my hair.
Took my coffee in the living room went to take a sip and put the bloody water in.
Over to you fabbers "
Did you forget to say you forgot to put the water in? 🥪 |
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"Again. What twattish things you done recently? Today I couldn't get the lid off the washing tablets, just a normal lid I'd already used some out of it but no way was that lid coming off. I will try later, bought some hair defrizzler £28 only it's not to defrizze your hair it's to keep the colour in and I no longer colour my hair.
Took my coffee in the living room went to take a sip and put the bloody water in.
Over to you fabbers
Did you forget to say you forgot to put the water in? 🥪"
Yes lol but I did correct myself  |
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I’ve dropped a couple of whole tins of paint in the past in the garage when opening them so with the black fence paint I was taking no risks so I thought I’d open it out by the fence, but I’ll just roll it down the lawn first save stirring it and lid came off  |
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"Again. What twattish things you done recently? Today I couldn't get the lid off the washing tablets, just a normal lid I'd already used some out of it but no way was that lid coming off. I will try later, bought some hair defrizzler £28 only it's not to defrizze your hair it's to keep the colour in and I no longer colour my hair.
Took my coffee in the living room went to take a sip and put the bloody water in.
Over to you fabbers
Did you forget to say you forgot to put the water in? 🥪Yes lol but I did correct myself "
We'll let you off then 😂🥪 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 13 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
On Monday I made myself a coffee but forgot to put the mug under the machine 🤦🏻♀️
Yesterday I sneezed really hard while holding a scalding mug of tea 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Today I set off to walk to Lidl…. Wearing the garden clogs I go out to the chicken coop 🫣 |
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By *a LunaWoman 13 weeks ago
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Painting my bannisters today with gloss. I get halfway down the stairs, look up and can see a bit dripping down. I go back up to rectify it with my brush, my tray of gloss in my other hand. I’m so busy and engrossed in what I’m doing I don’t notice the gloss in the tray leaking over the edge and pouring down onto my mums new (ish) carpet. I’d got overly confident and hadn’t moved the dust sheet down. So, when I did notice, you could see where I’d done an emergency swerve.
After a panic I have managed to clean it up, much to my mum’s relief. 🧑🎨 I live to gloss another day! 💪
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Cooked tea for the babies in the Nursery. I tried to hold the tray with one hand and in slow motion the plates slid off the tray...Spaghetti hoops on the carpet and all up our freshly painted oaty cream coloured wall  luckily they washed off easily and it hasn't stained. I did have grumpy babies though because they had to wait while I cooked fresh ones |
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I've not used a credit card in about 3 years - I no longer have a physical card to any of my credit accounts.
I got a bill yesterday for one of my cards, for £48 from a name I didn't recognise (M&B online - a pub chain).
Phoned the credit card company this morning to report it, caused all sorts of hassle, they opened an investigation as it's clearly not right (how do I pay with a card I no longer have?).
Turns out I paid for a pub meal. Ordered at the table, paid with my phone and for some weird reason the old credit card was linked to my phone.
As soon as they told me which pub it was used in I realised and apologised, but they cancelled my account - apparently they class it as attempted fraud.
What a twat I am! |
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"Again. What twattish things you done recently? Today I couldn't get the lid off the washing tablets, just a normal lid I'd already used some out of it but no way was that lid coming off. I will try later, bought some hair defrizzler £28 only it's not to defrizze your hair it's to keep the colour in and I no longer colour my hair.
Took my coffee in the living room went to take a sip and put the bloody water in.
Over to you fabbers "
Probably today
Talking about the boss calling him fit to burn and he was stood outside listening ahhh well shit happens   |
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"Again. What twattish things you done recently? Today I couldn't get the lid off the washing tablets, just a normal lid I'd already used some out of it but no way was that lid coming off. I will try later, bought some hair defrizzler £28 only it's not to defrizze your hair it's to keep the colour in and I no longer colour my hair.
Took my coffee in the living room went to take a sip and put the bloody water in.
Over to you fabbers "
Mine is also coffee related. I put the coffee away in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard 
Didn’t realise until I needed another coffee later in the day |
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Left the house to meet my sister in a nearby town.
Crossed the road, got to the bus stop and realised my legs had taken me to the bus stop that takes me in the opposite direction, towards my daughter's place.
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Went shopping and bought amongst other things, a packet of cheese biscuits.
Put everything away. Made a coffee and took it into another room. Then I thought, I will have a cheese biscuit. Then the fun begins trying to find them.
10 mins later, after I've looked in all the normal places. I start looking in the weird/odd places.
Wtf possessed me to stick the cheese biscuits, in the fridge, I will never know. |
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By *avie65Man 13 weeks ago
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I’m trying to decide where to go next month. I look at flights to one place then look at somewhere else, then repeat and repeat again. I know where I want to end up so if I reversed the trip it would be easy, but do I want to do that, naw. |
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"I'm such a twat I forgot I posted this thread Good news I got into the washing tablets eventually "
Glad you got into them eventually . I'm sure there's an agenda to make everything harder to open these days X |
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By *VANDYMan 13 weeks ago
Dawlish |
This week I replaced my lounge door. I test hung it first to make sure it fitted and then removed it to paint. I then stood it up at 90 degrees to the opening to allow it to dry. About 10 minutes later I entered the lounge from the hall and instinctively pulled the door shut as I passed it. As it wasn’t hung, I pulled it down on top of me, banging me on the head, leaving a cream patch of paint in my hair and hair stuck to the door.
Unfortunately it wasn’t a one off because this morning I put cat biscuit into the washing machine drawer as the two containers are in the same cupboard. Luckily I noticed before switching on but the cat is still frothing at the mouth. |
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"This week I replaced my lounge door. I test hung it first to make sure it fitted and then removed it to paint. I then stood it up at 90 degrees to the opening to allow it to dry. About 10 minutes later I entered the lounge from the hall and instinctively pulled the door shut as I passed it. As it wasn’t hung, I pulled it down on top of me, banging me on the head, leaving a cream patch of paint in my hair and hair stuck to the door.
Unfortunately it wasn’t a one off because this morning I put cat biscuit into the washing machine drawer as the two containers are in the same cupboard. Luckily I noticed before switching on but the cat is still frothing at the mouth. "
This one made me chuckle.
Thank you.
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I went away for a few days and wanted to shave while away, so decided I would save on space by only taking a little shave gel with me.
I sprayed it in to a small pot and put the lid on then put it in a bag with my shoes.
I forgot the gel would expand and by the time I unpacked later that day it had popped the lid off the container and had leaked all over my shoes.
I tried to clean it off, but it has got inside the pattern on one of the shoes, so it will be interesting to see if I end up foaming next time they get wet |
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My whole driving lately is like a twat, but yesterday I saved a woman from a speeding ticket using the best technique of high beams and hand gestures lol I received a hand formed heart sign xx
I guess I can drive like a twat for another couples of days now  |
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"This week I replaced my lounge door. I test hung it first to make sure it fitted and then removed it to paint. I then stood it up at 90 degrees to the opening to allow it to dry. About 10 minutes later I entered the lounge from the hall and instinctively pulled the door shut as I passed it. As it wasn’t hung, I pulled it down on top of me, banging me on the head, leaving a cream patch of paint in my hair and hair stuck to the door.
Unfortunately it wasn’t a one off because this morning I put cat biscuit into the washing machine drawer as the two containers are in the same cupboard. Luckily I noticed before switching on but the cat is still frothing at the mouth. "
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By *a LunaWoman 13 weeks ago
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"This week I replaced my lounge door. I test hung it first to make sure it fitted and then removed it to paint. I then stood it up at 90 degrees to the opening to allow it to dry. About 10 minutes later I entered the lounge from the hall and instinctively pulled the door shut as I passed it. As it wasn’t hung, I pulled it down on top of me, banging me on the head, leaving a cream patch of paint in my hair and hair stuck to the door.
Unfortunately it wasn’t a one off because this morning I put cat biscuit into the washing machine drawer as the two containers are in the same cupboard. Luckily I noticed before switching on but the cat is still frothing at the mouth. "
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