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By *hortyscot OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

So, the original post was about blow jobs, and someone mentioned a swiss swirl. I really want to know what it is?!!

Anyone?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 4 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Is it like an arctic roll?

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By *hortyscot OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Is it like an arctic roll?"

This was what I thought

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By *orquemadaMan 4 weeks ago

glasgow

Have women really never heard of this?

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By *tormidaysWoman 4 weeks ago

Manchester

What is it?

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By *cottish guy 555Man 4 weeks ago

London

"Have women really never heard of this?"

Not just women.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

"Have women really never heard of this?"

Probably because we don't really care

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By *orquemadaMan 4 weeks ago

glasgow

"Have women really never heard of this?

Probably because we don't really care"

Cared enough to post girlfriend.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 4 weeks ago

Neverland

I'm interested to know what this is too. Tink 😊

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

"Have women really never heard of this?

Probably because we don't really care

Cared enough to post girlfriend."

Neither a girl or your friend, bro.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 4 weeks ago

North West

I don't know. Unless it's an obvious thing with a special name. 🤔

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 4 weeks ago

North West

It's that thing when you......with your....until he....

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By *eroLondonMan 4 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm not familiar with the term.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 4 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I think you put some jam on it first.

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By *orny PTMan 4 weeks ago

Peterborough

Do we need to pass the eye bleach around?

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands

"I think you put some jam on it first.

Swiss roll?? 😋

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

"I think you put some jam on it first.

Then cream?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 4 weeks ago

North West

"I think you put some jam on it first.

Swiss roll?? 😋"

I hope so. We could make it a trifle more interesting 😆

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 4 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I think you put some jam on it first.

Then cream?"

I think a purist would say roll it first, the cream comes afterwards

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands

"I think you put some jam on it first.

Swiss roll?? 😋

I hope so. We could make it a trifle more interesting 😆"

Stop it!! It's nearly 10 at night, my local shop has closed and I really want trifle now! 🤤

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By *ltraMegaOKMan 4 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Googled it.... Not really appealing

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 4 weeks ago

North West

"I think you put some jam on it first.

Swiss roll?? 😋

I hope so. We could make it a trifle more interesting 😆

Stop it!! It's nearly 10 at night, my local shop has closed and I really want trifle now! 🤤"

I love trifle! No jelly though ❤️😋

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By *orquemadaMan 4 weeks ago

glasgow

"Have women really never heard of this?

Probably because we don't really care

Cared enough to post girlfriend.

Neither a girl or your friend, bro.

Calm down pal, no need to get upset.

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By *tormidaysWoman 4 weeks ago

Manchester

"It's that thing when you......with your....until he.... "

I'm even more lost now 😇

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 4 weeks ago

North West

"It's that thing when you......with your....until he....

I'm even more lost now 😇"

It's because you're not a sex person 😘

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By *tormidaysWoman 4 weeks ago

Manchester

"It's that thing when you......with your....until he....

I'm even more lost now 😇

It's because you're not a sex person 😘"

I am very much not a sex person...especially at the moment 🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 4 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I don't know any names for sex acts I tend to just do stuff then find out there is a name for it after

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By *each needs some creamWoman 4 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Swiss roll is a term for when a guy is giving himself a BJ and another guy comes up and fucks him in the arse.

But they is probably other definitions.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 4 weeks ago

little house on the praire

according to urban dictionary its when your having anal sex and the woman starts to shit and he ejaculated over it

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Chard

I love finding out these things, it makes me feel young again.

Earwigging hmmm....

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By *hortyscot OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Swiss swirl, not swiss roll!

Although, every day is a school day

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By *allySlinkyWoman 4 weeks ago

Leeds

I think a purist would say roll it first, the cream comes afterwards

Surely it has to be creamed before rolling?

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm off to Zurich in September. Maybe I'll investigate 🤓

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

"according to urban dictionary its when your having anal sex and the woman starts to shit and he ejaculated over it

Isn’t that just an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake!

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By *allySlinkyWoman 4 weeks ago

Leeds

" an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake"

An inserted Tunnock's Teacake ?

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

" an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake

An inserted Tunnock's Teacake ?"

Not pressurised though; they expand massively 🤓

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

" an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake

An inserted Tunnock's Teacake ?"

Inverted. It is white marshmallow covered in chocolate.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 4 weeks ago

Leeds

" an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake

An inserted Tunnock's Teacake ?

Inverted. It is white marshmallow covered in chocolate. "

Yes I know what it is but I was envisaging inserting one. Someone once inserted a Cadbury's cream egg inside me and licked it out

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

" an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake

An inserted Tunnock's Teacake ?

Inverted. It is white marshmallow covered in chocolate.

Yes I know what it is but I was envisaging inserting one. Someone once inserted a Cadbury's cream egg inside me and licked it out"

Ah sorry.

I’m partial to a cream egg, but only at Easter.

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

" an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake

An inserted Tunnock's Teacake ?

Inverted. It is white marshmallow covered in chocolate.

Yes I know what it is but I was envisaging inserting one. Someone once inserted a Cadbury's cream egg inside me and licked it out"

🔥🤓

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By *allySlinkyWoman 4 weeks ago

Leeds

Someone else arranged ham and lettuce protruding from my labia to look like a filled roll

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Someone else arranged ham and lettuce protruding from my labia to look like a filled roll"

I'll stick with the sweet treats 🤭👌🤓

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

"Someone else arranged ham and lettuce protruding from my labia to look like a filled roll"

I can eat teacakes and ham and lettuce rolls all year round. 🫢

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By *hortyscot OP Woman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm so happy that I asked the question!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 4 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

That's my Cum Dine with Me menu finished...

Blue Waffle for starters, Portuguese Breakfast followed by Swiss Swirl and cream for pudding

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By *oeBeansMan 4 weeks ago

Derby

"according to urban dictionary its when your having anal sex and the woman starts to shit and he ejaculated over it

Isn’t that just an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake!

That Pep Guardiola tactic, right?

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By *orquemadaMan 4 weeks ago

glasgow

It was me that originally posted about it.

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By *electableicecreamMan 4 weeks ago

The West

*Things I should not have googled today

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By *ustAnotherMan 4 weeks ago

brumish

It's a roll but prone to hiding nazi embezzled funds

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By *Silver-Man 4 weeks ago

North Wales

Never heard this

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

"according to urban dictionary its when your having anal sex and the woman starts to shit and he ejaculated over it

Isn’t that just an inverted Tunnock’s Teacake!

Something like that. 🤦🏼‍♂️

That Pep Guardiola tactic, right?"

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By *hortyscot OP Woman 3 weeks ago

Glasgow

"It was me that originally posted about it."

So what's the answer?!!

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By *4ttcMan 3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Is it like an arctic roll?"

A biscuit? Those fancy ones

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By *vaRoseWoman 3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"It was me that originally posted about it."

So what is it?

Does it involve a toblerone up the bum? I bet it does

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By *orquemadaMan 3 weeks ago

glasgow

I made it up, but it seems so did someone else on urban dictionary years before me

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