I like to respect a woman when we make love. I always ask if she allows me to penetrate her. I do not accept oral sex, but if she insists, I accept it only with a condom. I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream, I will stop immediately, because I know she is fragile.
If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.
After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.
For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU |
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"I like to respect a woman when we make love. I always ask if she allows me to penetrate her. I do not accept oral sex, but if she insists, I accept it only with a condom. I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream, I will stop immediately, because I know she is fragile.
If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.
After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.
For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU "
What are you going on about?? |
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"I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream..."
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If your semen has the properties of hydrochloric acid then I suspect most women would scream at the very least. |
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"I like to respect a woman when we make love. I always ask if she allows me to penetrate her. I do not accept oral sex, but if she insists, I accept it only with a condom. I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream, I will stop immediately, because I know she is fragile.
If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.
After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.
For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU "
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By *edSirenWoman
over a year ago
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"I like to respect a woman when we make love. I always ask if she allows me to penetrate her. I do not accept oral sex, but if she insists, I accept it only with a condom. I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream, I will stop immediately, because I know she is fragile.
If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.
After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.
For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU
Please tell us this is a parody "
I think he’s bleating on about a squeaky sex doll… possibly one with a puncture |
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"I like to respect a woman when we make love. I always ask if she allows me to penetrate her. I do not accept oral sex, but if she insists, I accept it only with a condom. I believe it is disrespectful to ejaculate on her skin. If she starts to scream, I will stop immediately, because I know she is fragile.
If I reach orgasm before her, I will go down on my knees and deeply apologise for being a disappointment.
After sex, I will kiss her hand and thank her for choosing me for this pleasure.
For all the women's PLEASE CONTACT ME ,AND PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. THANKEYOU
Please tell us this is a parody
I think he’s bleating on about a squeaky sex doll… possibly one with a puncture "
"Kryten! Unpack Rachel and dig out the puncture repair kit!"
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"Fragile like a bomb me
Do you explo..... do you know what its Sunday let's not lower the tone.
Fuck around and find out "
Just off to see if Lovehoney do a sexy bomb disposal outfit.
Be back in 10. |
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"Read... Delete... Block
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What is going on today on forums 😱
Too much sugar? 🤔
It's too much something 😳
This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱
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Some say it is 401 messages now 😂 |
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"Read... Delete... Block
🚩 🚩 🚩
What is going on today on forums 😱
Too much sugar? 🤔
It's too much something 😳
This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱
"
Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢 |
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"Read... Delete... Block
🚩 🚩 🚩
What is going on today on forums 😱
Too much sugar? 🤔
It's too much something 😳
This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱
Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢"
OK FABers that's me, I'm done for the day 🤢
I'll come back later with a large wine n some frazzles 😁 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Read... Delete... Block
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What is going on today on forums 😱
Too much sugar? 🤔
It's too much something 😳
This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱
Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢"
😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Read... Delete... Block
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What is going on today on forums 😱
Too much sugar? 🤔
It's too much something 😳
This fella needs to collab with the '400 messages' poster 😱
Dont forget the guy with a litre of cum festering in a bottle next to his bed...🤢"
WTAF.... christ almighty. I'm gonna be peeking between my fingers on threads now |
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"Anyone still have a clue what the OP is talking about? "
I think he posted mid-shift from Lust-mode to Lost-mode.
It's a tricky manoeuvre, not to be attempted by beginners unsupervised.
When one wishes to disconnect from Lust-mode one must first disengage the wankificator. Otherwise the spunkinator will reverse coagulate and you will find the brainifinator becomes clogged with spermatozoanfoam ☠️
Can be a while before normal function is regained 🥸 |
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