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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx"
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive. |
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive. "
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home. "
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
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And a very fast car 🚗 |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗"
Motorbike would be better |
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better "
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best. "
You’re in luck, I can do both
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best.
You’re in luck, I can do both
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As in Motorboat? Or Speedbike? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"What’s your go to Netflix movie/series to watch whilst struggling? x"
Had to repost my reply as I clearly miss words like blankety blank! Anyways.. I can't watch tv, I just lay here in the dark, trying but failing |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best.
You’re in luck, I can do both
As in Motorboat? Or Speedbike? "
You choose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best.
You’re in luck, I can do both
As in Motorboat? Or Speedbike?
You choose "
Do you like to motorboat? |
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best.
You’re in luck, I can do both
As in Motorboat? Or Speedbike?
You choose "
How is placing one's face between a woman's breasts and rocking or rubbing them going to get my ice cream to me ? |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best.
You’re in luck, I can do both
As in Motorboat? Or Speedbike?
You choose
Do you like to motorboat? "
Funnily enough, I do 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better
A combination of motorbike and speed boat would be best.
You’re in luck, I can do both
As in Motorboat? Or Speedbike?
You choose
How is placing one's face between a woman's breasts and rocking or rubbing them going to get my ice cream to me ? "
Wasn’t it Milktray? |
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"Yep early bird here  "
I've always hated the phrase "It's the early bird that catches the worm".
I mean, it doesn't work out so well for the poor fucking worm does it? And the worm was out before the bird was... |
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"So Ilfracomb, isn’t in Swansea? 😬😂😂
Ilfracombe is not in Wales despite what many think 💬. I am not 30 miles away. Xx
I know, it’s why I made the joke…….
It happens on all apps like these 🙄
Definitely a lot longer than a 30mile drive.
I appreciate that it happens on all the apps, I was once told that my favourite Ice cream was out of stock and the nearest store was Bridgend mmm I think it might be melted by the time I got home.
Unless there’s no traffic in the M5 😂
And a very fast car 🚗
Motorbike would be better "
I've had just under 140 out of my bike is that fast enough to get your ice cream to you  |
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