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By *eys00Man 11 weeks ago
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"Curry
boiled eggs
sprouts
garlic 
Pickled eggs/onions? In a huge bowl on the bed"
All of the above, plus cheese and onion taytos (crisps for the non Irish). There’s only so much mouthwash can do! |
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"Are we ment to bring food on a meet, is that what I've been doing wrong "
Yes. Put a thin paper tablecloth over the bed, pour out a few bags of crisps and add the other stuff suggested. For extra passion, lay yourself down amongst the food, threading a donut around your cock - it screams blowjobs |
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Who's taking food to sex meets?"
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Prêy, my radiance, perhaps you're inclined to go for these 'bonk-by-the-hour' shenanigans but some of us hopelessly hopeful romantics engage in overnight sessions. Where there is no Room Cervix one brings their own sustenance. 🫖🍫
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Who's taking food to sex meets?
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Prêy, my radiance, perhaps you're inclined to go for these 'bonk-by-the-hour' shenanigans but some of us hopelessly hopeful romantics engage in overnight sessions. Where there is no Room Cervix one brings their own sustenance. 🫖🍫
😘"
Eat beforehand. If I hear someone's wet mouth noises while they're chewing I am absolutely not going to be in the mood 💜 |
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By *eliWoman 11 weeks ago
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I've never had a sex meet.
I'm sorry, I can't with that.
But I have had a man show up with a little plastic tub from Tesco containing a boiled egg who proceeded to fill the room with the smell of said egg. And then was very hurt when I didn't want to have sex with him.
Eggs are the worst because people actually do. |
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