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Testing a theory & getting noticed.
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I heard (or maybe read somewhere on here) that starting a thread or replying here is a good way to get noticed. So I thought I’d test that theory and see what happens.
Not here to pretend I’m not after a bit of attention, let’s be honest, aren’t we all in some way?
That said, I’d like to make it a bit fun, maybe even get a few laughs along the way.
So here’s a question:
What’s the most unexpected, funny, or awkward thing that’s ever happened to you at a swinging or social event?
Doesn’t have to be wild, just something real (and hopefully entertaining).
Let’s see if this little experiment works…
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Years ago on a 1st social meet I parked the car, got out, went to get ticket and a guy handed me his and said take it its got 1hr left, got in his car and stared, then started his car and drove off.....then messaged me and said sorry I chickened out meeting you but you've still got 50mins left on the ticket you can find something to keep you occupied.
I laughed ...his loss |
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"Years ago on a 1st social meet I parked the car, got out, went to get ticket and a guy handed me his and said take it its got 1hr left, got in his car and stared, then started his car and drove off.....then messaged me and said sorry I chickened out meeting you but you've still got 50mins left on the ticket you can find something to keep you occupied.
I laughed ...his loss"
😯 he met you 🤷♂️ did you leave him a verification?
‘Polite and generous, very good with time keeping!’ |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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There was a random shrek party in the room next to where the social was, so everytime you left the room, there was shreks, Fiona’s, donkeys, gingerbread men everywhere. Was very comical. |
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"The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social
That is terrible!
Funny or scary??
Funny
Very very funny"
I wonder if the app updated the other driver,
“Your punch is one minute away!” |
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The first time we went to a club, there was a guy on the other end of the couples bed with one leg (not even a stump) absolutely going for it. Thoroughly unexpected, and it was then I knew swinging was definitely for me!  |
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Met a couple for my first 'proper' meet. We'd been chatting a bit and all felt good.
Got to the hotel to find another guy there too - MMF was clearly MMMF. Odd, but could have been fine. But the weird bit was he had already 'finished' when I arrived so was just sat on the sofa making idle chat and watching TV. Sexy it was not. I didn't stay long. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social
That is terrible!
Funny or scary??
Funny
Very very funny
I wonder if the app updated the other driver,
“Your punch is one minute away!”"
Spit out some of my water reading that one. |
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My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x |
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It was at the last 'farewell' MLS social, a somewhat awkward and unexpected experience. My return to the hotel entailed slipping and falling spectacularly on the rain-washed Manchester pavements, a bloodied knee that wouldn't stop haemorrhaging, hotel staff supplying me with their first aid kit and the evening ending with chocolates and a therapeutic blowjob from my FWB.
It was passion and pain in equal measures.
Or, in the words of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers "Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic". |
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Someone I'd spoken to briefly at a forum social thought it was ok to grab my boob and honk as he quickly left the venue.
I'd had surgery on that boob a few months previously and it was still a little sensitive.
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"There was a random shrek party in the room next to where the social was, so everytime you left the room, there was shreks, Fiona’s, donkeys, gingerbread men everywhere. Was very comical. "
That was brilliant. The shrek rave was better than the social! 🤣😁 |
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By *ezandCCouple 10 weeks ago
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"Finding out the Woman in the other couple had carried a double dildo in a box with a picture of said item past a busy hotel reception and bar."
That is so funny, imagine all the people who would have seen the box, I bet most would have happily watched |
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Was enjoying a great fuck in missionary position with my friend, on this mezzanine play area in Club f, when all of a sudden, my left leg shot backwards! I turned around to see this bloke stood at the top of the ladder, his hand around my ankle, when he asked “Mind if I join you?”….
You can imagine my response 🤬 |
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"Years ago on a 1st social meet I parked the car, got out, went to get ticket and a guy handed me his and said take it its got 1hr left, got in his car and stared, then started his car and drove off.....then messaged me and said sorry I chickened out meeting you but you've still got 50mins left on the ticket you can find something to keep you occupied.
I laughed ...his loss
😯 he met you 🤷♂️ did you leave him a verification?
‘Polite and generous, very good with time keeping!’ "
I didn't leave a veri
I did leave with a stack of books 50p each....the shining, salems lot, Carrie |
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x"
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x |
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x"
This ^^.
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x"
Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr) |
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x
Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr) "
I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x
Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr)
I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x
Mrs x"
Yeah but op is a guy and some couples are looking for guys but don’t allow messages from guys because it’s far to much fabmin im betting there’s a few couples and women like us who keep an eye on guys posting in the forums for possibly meeting with |
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x"
I’ve met two single ladies and one couple, as a direct result of using the forums. It’s not a great average after 13 years in Fab, but it’s better than none at all  |
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x
Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr)
I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x
Mrs x
Yeah but op is a guy and some couples are looking for guys but don’t allow messages from guys because it’s far to much fabmin im betting there’s a few couples and women like us who keep an eye on guys posting in the forums for possibly meeting with "
That's a good use of forums x
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"Considering the wet facilities, steps, and so many ladies in high heels, I am surprised there aren’t many broken ankles ….
It will be a looooong time before I venture to one again. 🥺🥺🥺"
Awww get yourself to the London social in July - you'll maybe be in a walking boot by then?? |
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I don't think I've had any funny or awkward moments in clubs or socials in the ones I've been to. The closest thing to awkward was in a club in the cinema room where the porn on the screen showed a man using a courgette on a woman. Two couples then proceeded to talk about courgettes for 5 minutes while I was with someone trying to concentrate and get very the line. It took all my self control not to turn around and tell them to shut up! |
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By *VANDYMan 10 weeks ago
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"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x
Mrs x
As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.
Mrs x
Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr)
I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x
Mrs x
Yeah but op is a guy and some couples are looking for guys but don’t allow messages from guys because it’s far to much fabmin im betting there’s a few couples and women like us who keep an eye on guys posting in the forums for possibly meeting with "
I can absolutely, well sort of agree with this. I’ve not been lucky enough to even get a reply, let alone a meet, but since becoming “active “ on the forum I get views from mostly couples. No messages as yet but at least people are curious. I also checked the Local Updates and two ladies were asking for anyone going to this club to message did. I messaged both of them and ended up playing with both at the club. |
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