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Where is the sexiest location in the UK ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    9 weeks ago

-Midlands for me.

Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..

I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair

It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair


"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶"

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... tomorrow it's Northampton.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"-Midlands for me.

Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..

I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.."

Leicester always gives me a Cob on..🍆

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By *IXEN200Woman 9 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶

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... tomorrow it's Northampton."

You need to try me....... oh I mean Newcastle 😏 😳

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 9 weeks ago

South Wales

Wales of course xx 😄

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *ominic 300Man 9 weeks ago

PO32

Isle of Wight

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By *ustAnotherMan 9 weeks ago

brumish

Someone told me were all filthy in the midlands. Possibly she meant we all needed a wash

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair


"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶

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... tomorrow it's Northampton.

You need to try me....... oh I mean Newcastle 😏 😳 "

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It's on my list. 📝

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

My house.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 9 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

The bus stop in Rhyl

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands


"Someone told me were all filthy in the midlands. Possibly she meant we all needed a wash"

Rude! I never miss my yearly bath.

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By *orthampton jamesMan 9 weeks ago

Northampton

My back garden

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Someone told me were all filthy in the midlands. Possibly she meant we all needed a wash"

How dare you!!

I go to my Mum's twice a week and she wipes me thoroughly with a just licked tissue!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 9 weeks ago

North West

Manchester of course 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *rRiosMan 9 weeks ago

dublin


"Scunthorpe "

You can’t spell Scunthorpe without cunt 🙃

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By *r.EdibleMan 9 weeks ago

Fraserburgh


"Scunthorpe "

You guys there in Scunthorpe are so confident of your sexiness you even put a vagina in the middle of your name

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By *r.EdibleMan 9 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

Haha, great minds think alike

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By *eyond PurityCouple 9 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

It’s not round here for sure - think they’ve told every guy in this area to post cock pics for profiles! Local updates is

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By *iss.BellaWoman 9 weeks ago

.

Wales. Obviously

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By *iss.BellaWoman 9 weeks ago

.

In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here

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By *nnandElleCouple 9 weeks ago

Brackley


"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶

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... tomorrow it's Northampton."

Jesus christ - Northampton is anything but sexy.

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By *aughtywelsh89Man 9 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Liverpool

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By *ristol100Man 9 weeks ago

Bristol

How about Bristol?

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands


"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here "

And Ireland 🥵

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair


"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶

·

... tomorrow it's Northampton.

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Jesus christ - Northampton is anything but sexy."

That's what I told her but she steadfastly refused to meet me in Watford. 🫤

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By *iss.BellaWoman 9 weeks ago

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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here

And Ireland 🥵"

Agreed, roadtrip?

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands


"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here

And Ireland 🥵

Agreed, roadtrip? "

Lets go 🥂

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By *ottsbluesMan 9 weeks ago

Nottingham

Wetwang.

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By *elvet RopeMan 9 weeks ago

by the big field


"-Midlands for me.

Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..

I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.."

A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP    9 weeks ago


"-Midlands for me.

Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..

I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..

A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint "

If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator..

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

It's definitely north of the m25. Of that I'm sure! Can't pinpoint it exactly. I need to collect more data.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here

And Ireland 🥵

Agreed, roadtrip?

Lets go 🥂"

If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁

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By *elvet RopeMan 9 weeks ago

by the big field


"-Midlands for me.

Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..

I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..

A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint

If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. "

If its the West,

Awlryte am yer Bab = Hello, how are you this fine day

Bostin! = Im most chipper dear boy

Whereamya = I say, whare the devil are you located my man?

Yow-ay/It-ay = No it isn't

Lummock = Idiot

Fittle = food

Wammel = Dog

Tunky = fat

Bobhowler = Big fucking moth

Don't confuse a YamYam for a Brummie and vice versa (see bread rolls)

Don't ask someone from Wolves if they like West Brom- same with Villa/Bham (also see bread rolls)

Avoid the East Mids, they talk funny

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here "

You called? 🤣

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands


"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here

And Ireland 🥵

Agreed, roadtrip?

Lets go 🥂

If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁"

Of course, we'll hire a party bus!

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By *wimmingbadgerMan 9 weeks ago

Leicester

No one's ever described Leicester as sexy before but I'll take it!

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By *ustAnotherMan 9 weeks ago

brumish


"-Midlands for me.

Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..

I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..

A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint

If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. "

Someone from st Alban's thought I was from Yorkshire. I think we should give out maps

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here

And Ireland 🥵

Agreed, roadtrip?

Lets go 🥂

If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁

Of course, we'll hire a party bus!"

Is this a follow on from the wales roadtrip that was discussed? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site) OP    9 weeks ago


"-Midlands for me.

Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..

I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..

A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint

If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator..

If its the West,

Awlryte am yer Bab = Hello, how are you this fine day

Bostin! = Im most chipper dear boy

Whereamya = I say, whare the devil are you located my man?

Yow-ay/It-ay = No it isn't

Lummock = Idiot

Fittle = food

Wammel = Dog

Tunky = fat

Bobhowler = Big fucking moth

Don't confuse a YamYam for a Brummie and vice versa (see bread rolls)

Don't ask someone from Wolves if they like West Brom- same with Villa/Bham (also see bread rolls)

Avoid the East Mids, they talk funny "

☺️

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By *uckboy786Man 9 weeks ago

London

My house 😎

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 9 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

Hertfordshire

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By *lack ParagonMan 9 weeks ago

Walton on Thames

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By * aime la biteWoman 9 weeks ago

wonderland

Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!!

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By *d4funtimesMan 9 weeks ago

Cambridge


"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!! "

Jamie, J'aime tes belles fesse.

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair

What does that actually mean? Sexiest location? What would make a location sexy?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!! "

Not with the West Country accent, no

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By * aime la biteWoman 9 weeks ago

wonderland


"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!!

Not with the West Country accent, no "

Luckily, I haven't lived here that long 😅

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!!

Not with the West Country accent, no

Luckily, I haven't lived here that long 😅 "

Luckily, I’m not from here either! Though it’s quite endearing, I’m glad I don’t have the accent 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP    9 weeks ago


"What does that actually mean? Sexiest location? What would make a location sexy?"

I was thinking, when you're looking at profiles on here..is there a particular area that seems to have a high number of sexy individuals..

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By *rthur30Man 9 weeks ago

Warrington

It is one huge and wonderful area between Liverpool and Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶

·

... tomorrow it's Northampton.

You need to try me....... oh I mean Newcastle 😏 😳 "

all the women are like you I’m definitely spending more time in Newcastle

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 9 weeks ago

Merseyside

It’s definitely Liverpool ❤️

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