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Where is the sexiest location in the UK ?
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"-Midlands for me.
Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..
I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.."
Leicester always gives me a Cob on..🍆 |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"Someone told me were all filthy in the midlands. Possibly she meant we all needed a wash"
How dare you!!
I go to my Mum's twice a week and she wipes me thoroughly with a just licked tissue! |
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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶
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... tomorrow it's Northampton.
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Jesus christ - Northampton is anything but sexy."
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That's what I told her but she steadfastly refused to meet me in Watford. 🫤 |
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"-Midlands for me.
Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..
I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat.."
A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"-Midlands for me.
Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..
I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..
A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint "
If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. |
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"-Midlands for me.
Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..
I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..
A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint
If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. "
If its the West,
Awlryte am yer Bab = Hello, how are you this fine day
Bostin! = Im most chipper dear boy
Whereamya = I say, whare the devil are you located my man?
Yow-ay/It-ay = No it isn't
Lummock = Idiot
Fittle = food
Wammel = Dog
Tunky = fat
Bobhowler = Big fucking moth
Don't confuse a YamYam for a Brummie and vice versa (see bread rolls)
Don't ask someone from Wolves if they like West Brom- same with Villa/Bham (also see bread rolls)
Avoid the East Mids, they talk funny  |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here 
And Ireland 🥵
Agreed, roadtrip? 
Lets go 🥂
If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁"
Of course, we'll hire a party bus! |
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"-Midlands for me.
Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..
I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..
A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint
If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator.. "
Someone from st Alban's thought I was from Yorkshire. I think we should give out maps |
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"In all seriousness, there are a few Scotty Hotties on here
And Ireland 🥵
Agreed, roadtrip?
Lets go 🥂
If you’re doing Ireland is there room for a little one😁
Of course, we'll hire a party bus!"
Is this a follow on from the wales roadtrip that was discussed? 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"-Midlands for me.
Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Birmingham..... Wolverhampton..
I think it's all the different breads 🥪 🍞 they eat..
A word of warning- don't ever, ever get the wrong name for each bread item in an area...its a step past a declaration of war while simultaneously flopping your knob in their freshly pulled pint
If I venture into the midlands, my intention is to hire a translator..
If its the West,
Awlryte am yer Bab = Hello, how are you this fine day
Bostin! = Im most chipper dear boy
Whereamya = I say, whare the devil are you located my man?
Yow-ay/It-ay = No it isn't
Lummock = Idiot
Fittle = food
Wammel = Dog
Tunky = fat
Bobhowler = Big fucking moth
Don't confuse a YamYam for a Brummie and vice versa (see bread rolls)
Don't ask someone from Wolves if they like West Brom- same with Villa/Bham (also see bread rolls)
Avoid the East Mids, they talk funny "
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"Sure as hell isn't anywhere around here!!! I think I'm going to have to move!!
Not with the West Country accent, no 
Luckily, I haven't lived here that long 😅 "
Luckily, I’m not from here either! Though it’s quite endearing, I’m glad I don’t have the accent 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"What does that actually mean? Sexiest location? What would make a location sexy?"
I was thinking, when you're looking at profiles on here..is there a particular area that seems to have a high number of sexy individuals.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"It changes depending on the location of my next date. 🩶
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... tomorrow it's Northampton.
You need to try me....... oh I mean Newcastle 😏 😳 "
all the women are like you I’m definitely spending more time in Newcastle |
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