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What does a cougar do?
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 8 weeks ago
East London |
"I wondered this also, what is the specifications to be a cougar or is it just an age thing and younger men? "
I've been called a cougar many times, when people learn of the age gap between me and my long term partner. He's the one who initially asked to meet me and he's in charge. |
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"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪
Do I have to wear leopard print minidresses and high heels?
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I think that's standard! Maybe throw in a bit of blue mascara 🥪 |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 8 weeks ago
East London |
"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪
Do I have to wear leopard print minidresses and high heels?
I think that's standard! Maybe throw in a bit of blue mascara 🥪"
I have worn blue in the past.
It was all the rage. |
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"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?
I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆"
The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food |
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Isn't it where you do all the hot filthy sex things with someone half your age (approximately), and then when they go home, you ask them to give you "2 rings" when they get back so you know they arrived safe? |
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I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.
All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.
It's in the entrance exam |
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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago
west midlands |
"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?
I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆
The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food"
I think you're thinking of Sloths. I think I might be a sloth 🤔 |
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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.
All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.
It's in the entrance exam"
Lilo Lil is my spirit animal 🚬 |
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"I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.
All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.
It's in the entrance exam
Lilo Lil is my spirit animal 🚬"
She was great 😂😂 |
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"They pounce on their prey and they feed their cubs.
If you start feeling an urge to make sandwiches and put them in a lunchbox then you're a cougar."
If you are an oversized and overpriced Ford: then you might be a KUGA or even a Cougar. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 8 weeks ago
East London |
"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?
I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆
The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food"
That's that then. I am indeed a cougar. Pass the sausage please. |
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I don't think I could be described as a cougar...I like the company of younger men but I don't go seeking because I can't be arsed....I'm constantly tired and always hungry. Maybe I'm more of a hedgehog |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 8 weeks ago
East London |
"Isn't it where you do all the hot filthy sex things with someone half your age (approximately), and then when they go home, you ask them to give you "2 rings" when they get back so you know they arrived safe? "
I have been known to tell a young man to watch out crossing the roads. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 8 weeks ago
East London |
"I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.
All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.
It's in the entrance exam
Lilo Lil is my spirit animal 🚬
She was great 😂😂"
She is a tart!! |
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"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?
I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆
The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food
I think you're thinking of Sloths. I think I might be a sloth 🤔"
Nope. Black, glossy, tail, big murder mittens.. almost definitely a cougar. Besides sloths don’t need big fences at the safari park do they? 🤔 |
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"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?
I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆
The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food
I think you're thinking of Sloths. I think I might be a sloth 🤔
Nope. Black, glossy, tail, big murder mittens.. almost definitely a cougar. Besides sloths don’t need big fences at the safari park do they? 🤔"
Have you seen thoses claws? |
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By *obajxMan 8 weeks ago
Cheshire |
"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?
I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆"
I've not read all the replies,so this may have been mentioned already
First job, change your profile name to "Cougar McCougarface" |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 8 weeks ago
East London |
"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?
I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆
I've not read all the replies,so this may have been mentioned already
First job, change your profile name to "Cougar McCougarface""
False advertising. Probably get sued. |
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"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass."
I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cup thing 😇 |
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"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass.
I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cup thing 😇"
Let me just get my abacus out to calculate that…you’ll probably have to googleyeye that on that fancy web thing young one   |
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"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass.
I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cub thing 😇
Let me just get my abacus out to calculate that…you’ll probably have to googleyeye that on that fancy web thing young one "
I could always teach you |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 8 weeks ago
East London |
"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass.
I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cup thing 😇"
I can tick that off the criteria list. |
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