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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London

As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

Ends

Do you chase men?

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By *ildTimes.Man 8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪"

Do I have to wear leopard print minidresses and high heels?

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman 8 weeks ago

Debauchery

I wondered this also, what is the specifications to be a cougar or is it just an age thing and younger men?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"Do you chase men? "

No, I lure them in.

Does that make me a black widow?

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By *ellicateMan 8 weeks ago

Forfar


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪"

You just might know something about hotness...lol

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"Do you chase men?

No, I lure them in.

Does that make me a black widow?"

Depends, do you cocoon them and save them for later? 🕷🕸

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"I wondered this also, what is the specifications to be a cougar or is it just an age thing and younger men? "

I've been called a cougar many times, when people learn of the age gap between me and my long term partner. He's the one who initially asked to meet me and he's in charge.

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By *atty CoramWoman 8 weeks ago

Wimbledon

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(do I qualify?)

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"Do you chase men?

No, I lure them in.

Does that make me a black widow?

Depends, do you cocoon them and save them for later? 🕷🕸"

I have thought about doing that.

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By *one_maverickMan 8 weeks ago

Leeds/Bradford

I don't know how old you are though

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(do I qualify?)

"

Do cougars purr too?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"I don't know how old you are though "

I'm 59.

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By *ildTimes.Man 8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪

Do I have to wear leopard print minidresses and high heels?

"

I think that's standard! Maybe throw in a bit of blue mascara 🥪

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

Ends


"Do you chase men?

No, I lure them in.

Does that make me a black widow?"

Yeah I think you have to chase

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪

Do I have to wear leopard print minidresses and high heels?

I think that's standard! Maybe throw in a bit of blue mascara 🥪"

I have worn blue in the past.

It was all the rage.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"Do you chase men?

No, I lure them in.

Does that make me a black widow?

Yeah I think you have to chase"

I'm probably a zebra then.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆"

The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food

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By *abs Big BangersWoman 8 weeks ago

Cotswolds

Isn't it where you do all the hot filthy sex things with someone half your age (approximately), and then when they go home, you ask them to give you "2 rings" when they get back so you know they arrived safe?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 8 weeks ago

Niche

I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.

All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.

It's in the entrance exam

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆

The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food"

I think you're thinking of Sloths. I think I might be a sloth 🤔

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By *ansoffateMan 8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

They pounce on their prey and they feed their cubs.

If you start feeling an urge to make sandwiches and put them in a lunchbox then you're a cougar.

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By *orny PTMan 8 weeks ago

Peterborough


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪

Do I have to wear leopard print minidresses and high heels?

"

Like Bet Lynch?

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.

All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.

It's in the entrance exam"

Lilo Lil is my spirit animal 🚬

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By *avedick29Man 8 weeks ago

hidingsville


"I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.

All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.

It's in the entrance exam

Lilo Lil is my spirit animal 🚬"

She was great 😂😂

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By *avedick29Man 8 weeks ago

hidingsville


"grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(do I qualify?)

"

Definitely

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 8 weeks ago

Niche

Can you imagine a night down the pub with Lilo Lil, Lily Savage and Bette Lynch 😆🫶

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By *orny PTMan 8 weeks ago

Peterborough


"They pounce on their prey and they feed their cubs.

If you start feeling an urge to make sandwiches and put them in a lunchbox then you're a cougar."

If you are an oversized and overpriced Ford: then you might be a KUGA or even a Cougar.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

What does a cougar do?

Whatever the fuck she wants to ♥️

Oh. And cums. A lot 😘

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆

The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food"

That's that then. I am indeed a cougar. Pass the sausage please.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"Can you imagine a night down the pub with Lilo Lil, Lily Savage and Bette Lynch 😆🫶"

Funny enough, Bette Lynch popped into my mind too.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 8 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I don't think I could be described as a cougar...I like the company of younger men but I don't go seeking because I can't be arsed....I'm constantly tired and always hungry. Maybe I'm more of a hedgehog

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"Isn't it where you do all the hot filthy sex things with someone half your age (approximately), and then when they go home, you ask them to give you "2 rings" when they get back so you know they arrived safe? "

I have been known to tell a young man to watch out crossing the roads.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"I think the uniform has a short tight black skirt, fishnets, black patent heels and a slinky blouse over a highlystrung over the shoulder boulder holder.

All cougars must know who Lilo Lil is.

It's in the entrance exam

Lilo Lil is my spirit animal 🚬

She was great 😂😂"

She is a tart!!

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By *ansoffateMan 8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"What does a cougar do?

Whatever the fuck she wants to ♥️

Oh. And cums. A lot 😘"

Simply beautiful LB.

You make me wish I was young again. 🥰

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By *ittlebirdWoman 8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What does a cougar do?

Whatever the fuck she wants to ♥️

Oh. And cums. A lot 😘

Simply beautiful LB.

You make me wish I was young again. 🥰"

You are merely a pup darling 😘

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London

Do they have to be bold and bossy?

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By *riel13Woman 8 weeks ago

Northampton


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪"

Damn it!

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By *hampersDarlingWoman 8 weeks ago

Norwich


"What does a cougar do?

Whatever the fuck she wants to ♥️

Oh. And cums. A lot 😘"

Okay I'm a cougar thanks for clarifying! 🤣

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By *orny PTMan 8 weeks ago

Peterborough

Some Cougars can't land Tomcats, without help, when freaked out.

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By *avie65Man 8 weeks ago

In the west.

Purring when you are stroked is first part of the qualifying criteria.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆

The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food

I think you're thinking of Sloths. I think I might be a sloth 🤔"

Nope. Black, glossy, tail, big murder mittens.. almost definitely a cougar. Besides sloths don’t need big fences at the safari park do they? 🤔

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By *orny PTMan 8 weeks ago

Peterborough


"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆

The ones I’ve seen just lay around waiting for food

I think you're thinking of Sloths. I think I might be a sloth 🤔

Nope. Black, glossy, tail, big murder mittens.. almost definitely a cougar. Besides sloths don’t need big fences at the safari park do they? 🤔"

Have you seen thoses claws?

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By *inger_SnapWoman 8 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪"

I'm old and hot, but that's just the menopause.

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By *oeBeansMan 8 weeks ago

Derby

Just stalk the guy you want and then pounce and drag him back your lair. Don't play with your food though 😉

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By *obajxMan 8 weeks ago

Cheshire


"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆"

I've not read all the replies,so this may have been mentioned already

First job, change your profile name to "Cougar McCougarface"

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"Just stalk the guy you want and then pounce and drag him back your lair. Don't play with your food though 😉"

If I'm eating him he better be covered in chocolate.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"As an aging woman who, when well enough, still enjoys the company of younger men, I'm wondering if I fit into the cougar category?

I'm not sure what a cougar behaves like, though 🐆

I've not read all the replies,so this may have been mentioned already

First job, change your profile name to "Cougar McCougarface""

False advertising. Probably get sued.

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By *adyBugsWoman 8 weeks ago

cognito


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪"

Dang that’s me out

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By *adyBugsWoman 8 weeks ago

cognito

Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass.

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By *oeBeansMan 8 weeks ago

Derby


"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass."

I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cup thing 😇

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By *adyBugsWoman 8 weeks ago

cognito


"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass.

I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cup thing 😇"

Let me just get my abacus out to calculate that…you’ll probably have to googleyeye that on that fancy web thing young one

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By *layfullsamMan 8 weeks ago

Solihull

I met a cougar once, turned out she was a cheetah

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By *oeBeansMan 8 weeks ago

Derby


"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass.

I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cub thing 😇

Let me just get my abacus out to calculate that…you’ll probably have to googleyeye that on that fancy web thing young one "

I could always teach you

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By *B..Woman 8 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"You need to be hot, you don't automatically qualify just by being old..I don't make the rules...🥪"

Do hot flushes count

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman 8 weeks ago

East London


"Is there like, age brackets for the cougar/cub to qualify? Do you get some kind of pass too? Like when you get to pension age and you qualify for a bus pass.

I'd say once you hit around a 16 year age gap, that would be the base for a good cougar/cup thing 😇"

I can tick that off the criteria list.

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