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"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands
Fighting talk  "
I just meant you had erased them from existence 🤣 |
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"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands"
I’ll hit you with the home of the “balti” |
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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands"
I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️ |
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"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands
Fighting talk
I just meant you had erased them from existence 🤣"
Lmao |
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"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands
I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️"
You’d be a haven of peace for people escaping the war |
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Please note: this is not serious.
Clearly the North is better.
There's already an English border between Wales and Scotland. So where is the North-Midlands-South divide?
I'd suggest above a line from Chester to Skegness as being "The North".
Between that line and one from Gloucester and King's Lynn as "The Midlands".
Below that line is "The South".
If there is to be a war between North and South, I'm applying for refugee status in the Midlands as I'm a coward.
I expect the North to win over the Southern Softies. |
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It’s easy to beat cockneys. Just give it an inch of snow and the whole place is fucked.
Mean while in the midlands and the north we’ve been getting on with our daily lives in 10ft of snow for a fortnight. |
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"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands
I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️"
Love this idea especially as I’m from South London originally but have been in North West Leicestershire for nearly 20 years now! I can’t pick sides! |
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By *ohn 66Man 8 weeks ago
South Birmingham |
"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands
I prefer to think the Midlands would be like neutral Switzerland ✌️☮️"
I suggest the boundary is drawn across the top of Worcestershire. I'd be able to wave to the south from my window, but I want to be in the north |
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By *ripfillMan 8 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
What an interesting concept … I am from Cumbria so we would declare independence from every one else
We are peace keepers and territorial
However slight problem I live in Hampshire now
I think I am stuffed
Getting back … would be a problem ! |
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"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀"
Well my sister( who is part Yorkshire/Scottish) but born in the South gave birth for her Yorkshire husband two beautiful children.
Now he's decided to dump her to live life of pubbing,mates and golf. Instead of staying by her side through retirement which what she signed up for but apparently he didn't (in his tiny little mind what a twat).
War it sure looks like it to me.
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"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀
Well my sister( who is part Yorkshire/Scottish) but born in the South gave birth for her Yorkshire husband two beautiful children.
Now he's decided to dump her to live life of pubbing,mates and golf. Instead of staying by her side through retirement which what she signed up for but apparently he didn't (in his tiny little mind what a twat).
War it sure looks like it to me.
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Tell her to get on fabs and forget the twat 😀 |
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"What’s the south ever done for us northerners 😀
Well my sister( who is part Yorkshire/Scottish) but born in the South gave birth for her Yorkshire husband two beautiful children.
Now he's decided to dump her to live life of pubbing,mates and golf. Instead of staying by her side through retirement which what she signed up for but apparently he didn't (in his tiny little mind what a twat).
War it sure looks like it to me.
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What a horrible little shit. She's definitely much better off without him |
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I used to live in Birmingham and anywhere north of us was the north and anywhere south of us was the south.
I now live in Suffolk and the locals say anywhere north of the A14 is the north.
Dread to think what people in Portsmouth think is North/South
I’d say the A47 east of Birmingham and the A5 west of Birmingham would be a good divide |
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"I used to live in Birmingham and anywhere north of us was the north and anywhere south of us was the south.
I now live in Suffolk and the locals say anywhere north of the A14 is the north.
Dread to think what people in Portsmouth think is North/South
I’d say the A47 east of Birmingham and the A5 west of Birmingham would be a good divide "
I am from that way Chichester and I class midlands ish as the break point |
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By *ohn 66Man 8 weeks ago
South Birmingham |
"Anyone one who says Baath is north. Anyone who say barth is south. Oxford is a good division line  "
A system ruined by the fact that people from Bath* (and the rest of Somerset for that matter) say "Baaath" with an even longer 'aaaa' than their northern cousins.
*maybe not the posh folk from Lansdown, but definitely those from Twerton |
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"I used to live in Birmingham and anywhere north of us was the north and anywhere south of us was the south.
I now live in Suffolk and the locals say anywhere north of the A14 is the north.
Dread to think what people in Portsmouth think is North/South
I’d say the A47 east of Birmingham and the A5 west of Birmingham would be a good divide "
North above them and south the Isle of Wight re Portsmouth |
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"Between the north and south of the uk
To start with where do you see the north/south line ?
Why is your side better ?
Serious and ridiculous answers welcome
RIP the Midlands"
Everyone knows the midlands are in east Anglia 🤣🤣🤣 |
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though I am on the North Welsh Border so I hopefully avoid it entirely
