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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over

Good morning. I can't sleep so might as well make you some breakfast. Be quick though as only have an hour or so and someone else will have to make it for you after that as I am going out for mine

Coffee, tea, fresh juices, sparkling water and some bubbles all out for you.

Usual cereal, yogurts and cjt fruit is there too. Just don't be greedy and pile up the fruit right up there as if you've never had any before.

Fancy anything cooked? All the usual are available, just better quality ingredients and cooking than your average greasy spoon cafe.

Look at the specials board if you feel a bit of Hyacinth in you today. There is anything from Eggs Benedict, Belgian Waffles and French Toast to fancy Ftittatas, German Apple Cake and Lemon Blueberry Scones.

Enjoy

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By *ansoffateMan 6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Eggs Burydict

(add black pudding)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Wanna hand ?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Wanna hand ? "

Now that's an offer I could not refuse. Just like the good old day. Go ahead, thanks.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 6 weeks ago

La La Land

I didn't see this post in time and I've just had my porridge

Give me half an hour and I'll be hungry again

In the meantime, I'll be your refreshment bitch MB

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Eggs Burydict

(add black pudding)

"

We only have it crumbled on top here

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 6 weeks ago

Next Door

MB, I've just made my morning cuppa bit mot got any food sorted yet.

Im really hungry, but won't pipe my plate high, I'll have second helping.

Can I have a slice of your dough toast, topped with butter, then baked beans and 2 runny poached egg.

Followed by

Pancakes with some honey and blueberries.

Thank you MB and any of his merry helpers

😃

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"I didn't see this post in time and I've just had my porridge

Give me half an hour and I'll be hungry again

In the meantime, I'll be your refreshment bitch MB "

Thank you, I suspect the espresso macchiato might be rather popular this morning

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'll fire up the coffee machine and roast some customers, sorry I mean fresh beans.

The Rise from the Crypt belnd coffee is always popular at the weekend.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"MB, I've just made my morning cuppa bit mot got any food sorted yet.

Im really hungry, but won't pipe my plate high, I'll have second helping.

Can I have a slice of your dough toast, topped with butter, then baked beans and 2 runny poached egg.

Followed by

Pancakes with some honey and blueberries.

Thank you MB and any of his merry helpers

😃"

Of course you can. Good choices too as both our dough toast and our fluffiest ever pancakes are renowned for being the best. You want manuka or just any with that ?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"I'll fire up the coffee machine and roast some customers, sorry I mean fresh beans.

The Rise from the Crypt belnd coffee is always popular at the weekend. "

Indeed it is. Have you checked there is noone still in thete. Remember last time? Omg

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By *ideshaft1971Man 6 weeks ago

Midlands

Screaming for a coffee please

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Screaming for a coffee please"

We are used to screams hete, many do. I blame Sinister. One coffee coming up. Any milk?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Screaming for a coffee please"

Shush, you'll wake the neighbours.

How do you want your brew ?

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago


"Screaming for a coffee please

Shush, you'll wake the neighbours.

How do you want your brew ? "

I don’t have neighbours

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By *idcot58Man 6 weeks ago

Chepstow

As i am staying at a hotel full english and to c the staff sum r hot lol

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By *ensualDivaWoman 6 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Clare, Somewhere sensual

A coffee please, black

And maybe some cocopops

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"As i am staying at a hotel full english and to c the staff sum r hot lol"

But we are obviously hotter here

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"A coffee please, black

And maybe some cocopops "

Of course. Our best colombian on it's way. Cocopos too, full or semi?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ? "

Snigger

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By *ronmant16Man 6 weeks ago

Sheffield

Coffee, bacon, sausages,eggs,toms, mushroom, hash browns, black pudding, beans and a couple slices of thick buttered toast please

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ? "

I should have also added soya perhaps

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By *pentoall555Man 6 weeks ago

benfleet

Always eggs Ben for me. And a hot latte coffee please

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By *infullyObedientWoman 6 weeks ago

Woodley

Eggs benedixt with some bacon please, an oj and a latte.

Got a stinking cold so would be lovely to have someone looking after me and making me breakfast 😃

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Coffee, bacon, sausages,eggs,toms, mushroom, hash browns, black pudding, beans and a couple slices of thick buttered toast please"

Of course. Butter on hot or cold toast? In other words you want it soggy or not?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Always eggs Ben for me. And a hot latte coffee please "

Comming up. Sinister is brilliant with the froth.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ?

Snigger "

Anything for you?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Always eggs Ben for me. And a hot latte coffee please

Comming up. Sinister is brilliant with the froth. "

I can whip enthusiasm into the most lacklustre semi.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ?

Snigger

Anything for you? "

Oooh just a strong coffee for me please MB

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Eggs benedixt with some bacon please, an oj and a latte.

Got a stinking cold so would be lovely to have someone looking after me and making me breakfast 😃"

I shall bring it to you on a tray.

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By *ronmant16Man 6 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Coffee, bacon, sausages,eggs,toms, mushroom, hash browns, black pudding, beans and a couple slices of thick buttered toast please

Of course. Butter on hot or cold toast? In other words you want it soggy or not? "

Hot buttered please, oh and I forgot the brown sauce and pepper please

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By *ennyboy121Man 6 weeks ago

Manchester

Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Eggs benedixt with some bacon please, an oj and a latte.

Got a stinking cold so would be lovely to have someone looking after me and making me breakfast 😃"

Sorry to here. Will add a few drops of echinasea to yiur hot drink for a little perk me up and over to you on a tray as Sinister said.

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By *hortyscotWoman 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

Coffee please!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ?

Snigger

Anything for you?

Oooh just a strong coffee for me please MB "

Comming up, strong arabian for you.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ?

Snigger

Anything for you?

Oooh just a strong coffee for me please MB

Comming up, strong arabian for you. "

Lovely thank you. I don’t mind waiting for the coffee then

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By *infullyObedientWoman 6 weeks ago

Woodley


"Eggs benedixt with some bacon please, an oj and a latte.

Got a stinking cold so would be lovely to have someone looking after me and making me breakfast 😃

Sorry to here. Will add a few drops of echinasea to yiur hot drink for a little perk me up and over to you on a tray as Sinister said. "

Thank you, and to Sinister 😃

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather "

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Is Full or Semi, even a question, MB ?

Snigger

Anything for you?

Oooh just a strong coffee for me please MB

Comming up, strong arabian for you.

Lovely thank you. I don’t mind waiting for the coffee then "

No need to wait, they are not greek but still bearing gifts.

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By *ennyboy121Man 6 weeks ago

Manchester


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too. "

Sounds delicious

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too.

Sounds delicious "

It is and served by my two beautiful assistants

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Coffee please! "

Oops sorry, missed this one. Free refill for you and a slice of my favourite sackertorte. Can box it up for later if too early for cake

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Eggs benedixt with some bacon please, an oj and a latte.

Got a stinking cold so would be lovely to have someone looking after me and making me breakfast 😃

Sorry to here. Will add a few drops of echinasea to yiur hot drink for a little perk me up and over to you on a tray as Sinister said.

Thank you, and to Sinister 😃"

Get well soon x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too. "

Can you cook a pancake on the bbq ?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too.

Can you cook a pancake on the bbq ?"

Yes on that metal plate or do it on the pancake gismo we got the other day

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too.

Can you cook a pancake on the bbq ?

Yes on that metal plate or do it on the pancake gismo we got the other day "

And use that spatula to shred it. Job done.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too.

Can you cook a pancake on the bbq ?

Yes on that metal plate or do it on the pancake gismo we got the other day

And use that spatula to shred it. Job done. "

Every days a school day !!

Now, if I can have my spatula back....

There's customers.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too.

Can you cook a pancake on the bbq ?

Yes on that metal plate or do it on the pancake gismo we got the other day

And use that spatula to shred it. Job done.

Every days a school day !!

Now, if I can have my spatula back....

There's customers.

"

Go on then and I am off out in a minute so you are in charge. Remember our motto, 'Happy punters'

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Breakfast on the bbq in this weather

Sure why not, it's still going on from last night's eurovision party. It comes with Austrian Kaiserschmarrn (fluffy shredded pancakes) too.

Can you cook a pancake on the bbq ?

Yes on that metal plate or do it on the pancake gismo we got the other day

And use that spatula to shred it. Job done.

Every days a school day !!

Now, if I can have my spatula back....

There's customers.

Go on then and I am off out in a minute so you are in charge. Remember our motto, 'Happy punters' "

Are a happy accident ?

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By *lessandra_BWoman 6 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

Morning MB and Sinister 👋

What a fantastic a little breakfast café you have here. I would've popped in sooner but I'm nursing a sore head from a few too many rums last night. Some scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on Sourdough toast would be the perfect remedy. Oh, and may I please also have a frothy latte with an extra shot of coffee. Thank you 🫶😊

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Morning MB and Sinister 👋

What a fantastic a little breakfast café you have here. I would've popped in sooner but I'm nursing a sore head from a few too many rums last night. Some scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on Sourdough toast would be the perfect remedy. Oh, and may I please also have a frothy latte with an extra shot of coffee. Thank you 🫶😊"

Absolutely you can, I've got it in hand, don't worry my hands are clean.

Get some water in you, fend off the rum damage!!

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By *NormalMan01Man 6 weeks ago

Harrogate

Just a bowl of muesli and coffee… healthy!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Just a bowl of muesli and coffee… healthy!! "

Would you like some chopped fruit in your muesli ? God knows it needs some joy added to it.

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By *luebell888Woman 6 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Fruit and fibre with rhubarb yogurt.

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By *ife NinjaMan 6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm, for my age, unusually horny this morning. Can I have a bacon sandwich and SS to go, please? 🤞🤭🤓

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Fruit and fibre with rhubarb yogurt."

Would you like a drink with that ?

Juice, tea, coffee ?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'm, for my age, unusually horny this morning. Can I have a bacon sandwich and SS to go, please? 🤞🤭🤓"

You daft bat!

Do you want sauce with that ?

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By *ife NinjaMan 6 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I'm, for my age, unusually horny this morning. Can I have a bacon sandwich and SS to go, please? 🤞🤭🤓

You daft bat!

Do you want sauce with that ? "

Not on bacon. Cardinal sin 🤓

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'm, for my age, unusually horny this morning. Can I have a bacon sandwich and SS to go, please? 🤞🤭🤓

You daft bat!

Do you want sauce with that ?

Not on bacon. Cardinal sin 🤓"

I'm all about the sins.

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By *otMediterraneanWoman 6 weeks ago

MK

Woke wet and horny but missing the breakfast I really want

Coffee and toast but don’t worry I’m not normally that boring 😂

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By *ife NinjaMan 6 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I'm, for my age, unusually horny this morning. Can I have a bacon sandwich and SS to go, please? 🤞🤭🤓

You daft bat!

Do you want sauce with that ?

Not on bacon. Cardinal sin 🤓

I'm all about the sins. "

I can think of many sins with you 🔥🤓

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Woke wet and horny but missing the breakfast I really want

Coffee and toast but don’t worry I’m not normally that boring 😂"

Do you want something delightful on that toast? I'm sure I could find something tasty for you.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 6 weeks ago

Reading

Fresh fruit please.

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By *lessandra_BWoman 6 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Morning MB and Sinister 👋

What a fantastic a little breakfast café you have here. I would've popped in sooner but I'm nursing a sore head from a few too many rums last night. Some scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on Sourdough toast would be the perfect remedy. Oh, and may I please also have a frothy latte with an extra shot of coffee. Thank you 🫶😊

Absolutely you can, I've got it in hand, don't worry my hands are clean.

Get some water in you, fend off the rum damage!! "

Aww, you're an absolute 🌟 and funny too 😂 Thank you. On my 3rd glass of water as I write this 😊

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Fresh fruit please. "

Great time of year for fresh fruit, what do you fancy?

Can I get you a brew too ?

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By *dalisqueWoman 6 weeks ago

land of make believe

I need coffee in abundance before I think of food.☕️🩵

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Just a white coffee with a sweetner please, a bit early to eat for me

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I need coffee in abundance before I think of food.☕️🩵"

You've come to the right place.

We thrive on coffee here, the stronger the better.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Just a white coffee with a sweetner please, a bit early to eat for me "

My pleasure, coffee is always on.

Do you want to put a breakfast or brunch order in for later ?

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By *viatrixWoman 6 weeks ago

Redhill

I had a manager who insisted on walking all around St Helier looking for Eggs Benedict haha- and she did speak a bit like Hyacinth! 😂😂😂

I’ll have some banana pecan waffles with lots of of butter and syrup- big helpings since they’re fictional- pancakes and porridge make me really ill (no, it’s not gluten interance)

Thanks! *Mimosa clink clink* 🥂

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I had a manager who insisted on walking all around St Helier looking for Eggs Benedict haha- and she did speak a bit like Hyacinth! 😂😂😂

I’ll have some banana pecan waffles with lots of of butter and syrup- big helpings since they’re fictional- pancakes and porridge make me really ill (no, it’s not gluten interance)

Thanks! *Mimosa clink clink* 🥂 "

Cheers !!

Did your manager find eggs bene?

I'll get your breakfast on now, prepare for a feast.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester

I'd love some eggs benedict this morning 😍

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'd love some eggs benedict this morning 😍"

A great choice.

Would you like a brew with that ?

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By *hunky GentMan 6 weeks ago

east of Stamford

BACONNNNNNN.

with extra bacon.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"BACONNNNNNN.

with extra bacon. "

No problem. It's on its way.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 6 weeks ago

Castlebar

I actually had breakfast today and I rarely do...

Toasted poppy seed bagel, butter and smoked salmon 😋 😍 👌

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I actually had breakfast today and I rarely do...

Toasted poppy seed bagel, butter and smoked salmon 😋 😍 👌 "

Sounds lovely.

Have a fab day x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 6 weeks ago

All over

Looks like you have all been looked after by our Sinister Spinster. Thanks Sinister. Great job

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By *hunky GentMan 6 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"BACONNNNNNN.

with extra bacon.

No problem. It's on its way. "

Hand delivered by yourself

(Fingers crossed).

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Looks like you have all been looked after by our Sinister Spinster. Thanks Sinister. Great job "

Thank you MB.

Its been a pleasure.

Come back again sometime.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"BACONNNNNNN.

with extra bacon.

No problem. It's on its way.

Hand delivered by yourself

(Fingers crossed). "

😘

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