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Walk round in public wearing a bathrobe.
I did this (after an operation).. at the Trafford centre.
Dr said I shouldn't travel in a car seat for too long...
People thought I was insane, probably.  |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please! "
Fly a plane over your house repeatedly with a banner of my fab username, not stalker like at all! |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please! "
Drink a 2 litre bottle of normal then burp the alphabet  |
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"I'd drag a chair out & stand on it, grab a bottle of prosecco and shout 'hey Jooooleee! Wanna glass?!' 😁
Make it gin and I'm yours 😆"
you drink gin, I'll drink prosecco... Will there be singing? 😁 |
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"Walk round in public wearing a bathrobe.
I did this (after an operation).. at the Trafford centre.
Dr said I shouldn't travel in a car seat for too long...
People thought I was insane, probably. "
Made me look, made me stare (I'm not wearing underwear 😂) |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Fly a plane over your house repeatedly with a banner of my fab username, not stalker like at all!"
I've always wanted a plane banner message just for me 😍 |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Drink a 2 litre bottle of normal then burp the alphabet "
Fart it and I'm looking! 😂 |
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"I'd drag a chair out & stand on it, grab a bottle of prosecco and shout 'hey Jooooleee! Wanna glass?!' 😁
Make it gin and I'm yours 😆you drink gin, I'll drink prosecco... Will there be singing? 😁 "
Yes. Yes there will! |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Ffs ...I have a Ginger Spice earworm now 😬"
That's what inspired the thread. We can be friends. 😍😂 |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Ffs ...I have a Ginger Spice earworm now 😬
That's what inspired the thread. We can be friends. 😍😂"
I win at this thread 🤣🤣
Can I share the Haribo as well 🙏 |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Drink a 2 litre bottle of normal then burp the alphabet
Fart it and I'm looking! 😂"
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Only if you lips are on my arse lol |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Ffs ...I have a Ginger Spice earworm now 😬
That's what inspired the thread. We can be friends. 😍😂
I win at this thread 🤣🤣
Can I share the Haribo as well 🙏"
Only after that snog you promised me….
#scissors |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Ffs ...I have a Ginger Spice earworm now 😬
That's what inspired the thread. We can be friends. 😍😂
I win at this thread 🤣🤣
Can I share the Haribo as well 🙏
Only after that snog you promised me….
#scissors"
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"Sing at the top of my lungs, whilst wearing a vintage, elaborate hat, that resembles a cupcake...
"Julie Scrumptious, you're truly, Julie Scumptious. Scrumptious as a cherry-peach parfait!" 🎶"
I'd look and then probably turn bright red! 😂😂 |
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"I’d hope to charm and mesmerise you in my native tongue (Spanish)
Then if all goes to plan I’ll show you how good my tongue skills are especially having practice rolling the rrrrrrr all my life 🔥😘"
Oooooo senorita.  |
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"I'd build a giant effigy of you and fill it with all the surplus single men to be sacrificed for your favour.
Will that be just in time for the solstice? ☀️🔥"
Unfortunately, with the volume of surplus single men on Fab, it will be a longer term undertaking. Even marching them naked into the effigy will be a days-long effort. |
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"I’d hope to charm and mesmerise you in my native tongue (Spanish)
Then if all goes to plan I’ll show you how good my tongue skills are especially having practice rolling the rrrrrrr all my life 🔥😘"
This has a lot of potential 😍 |
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"I'd build a giant effigy of you and fill it with all the surplus single men to be sacrificed for your favour.
Will that be just in time for the solstice? ☀️🔥
Unfortunately, with the volume of surplus single men on Fab, it will be a longer term undertaking. Even marching them naked into the effigy will be a days-long effort."
Fine. Let me know when you're ready. Sigh. |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please! "
Don’t look at mine. There is something in there I’m pretty sure you won’t like |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Don’t look at mine. There is something in there I’m pretty sure you won’t like "
Spiders? Yep, not looking! |
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"Tell you that I'm Pedro Pascal?
Will only work if you actually *are* Pedro Pascal 😍
But won't you look to check?
I might look. But are you sure you want to disappoint me like this? 👀🤔😬"
Oh I'm used to disappointing people, I'll be fine. |
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"Tell you that I'm Pedro Pascal?
Will only work if you actually *are* Pedro Pascal 😍
But won't you look to check?
I might look. But are you sure you want to disappoint me like this? 👀🤔😬
Oh I'm used to disappointing people, I'll be fine. "
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"Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
A bonbon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
with tweet-able, eatable sound!..
.. .. ..
Don't go for any old sucker when my Toot sweet is around .x"
I remember what happens in the film when they blow on those... Awesome - bring on the puppers 😍🐕 |
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"Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
A bonbon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
with tweet-able, eatable sound!..
.. .. ..
Don't go for any old sucker when my Toot sweet is around .x
I remember what happens in the film when they blow on those... Awesome - bring on the puppers 😍🐕"
... .. ... . .. about sums up my night out .. usually in the kitchen with the dogs..( luckily I love dogs ) |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Don’t look at mine. There is something in there I’m pretty sure you won’t like
Spiders? Yep, not looking! "
Far far worse. I’m surprised it’s allowed on fab |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Don’t look at mine. There is something in there I’m pretty sure you won’t like
Spiders? Yep, not looking!
Far far worse. I’m surprised it’s allowed on fab "
Clowns. *shudder* |
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"So many fabbers and I only have one pair of eyes. How are you going to get me to look at you and only you? 👀
The more ridiculous the better please!
Don’t look at mine. There is something in there I’m pretty sure you won’t like
Spiders? Yep, not looking!
Far far worse. I’m surprised it’s allowed on fab
Clowns. *shudder*"
It’s the dance moves that should be banned |
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