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Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people? |
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"Every time I send a "Fuck Now" message it autocorrects itself to "fuck knows"...which totally confuses the person. 🙂😉"
Yeah i can see where that could be a problem 🤤
And i also do not believe a gentleman like you would send a message of that calibre ! |
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"No. I'm terrible at even sending a flirty message let alone a fuck now one. 🤣
Thats because a flirty message takes a bit more thought than just "fuck now" haha"
Yeah that's true, even if I did it have it in me, it's just not me.
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"I like getting it from someone I’ve already established a thing with 😜, but yeah I would think it’s fake or weird from a stranger."
Yeah see i get that a bit more but i think even then id want a little bit more than that 🤷♀️ |
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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago
west midlands |
I get these if I am on here after 12 at night, usually from lorry drivers parked up in a layby somewhere, I mean what could possibly go wrong meeting a complete stranger on the side of the road at night 🤷♀️ |
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"It's a bit pavlovian isn't it, someone must have once said yes for them to think it stands a chance even if eleventybillion women said no following.
Or maybe they're just dumb"
Well this is what i was thinking surely it must have worked before 🤷♀️ |
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"I get these if I am on here after 12 at night, usually from lorry drivers parked up in a layby somewhere, I mean what could possibly go wrong meeting a complete stranger on the side of the road at night 🤷♀️"
Sounds pretty kosher to me 🤣🙈 |
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I'm not sure id want to meet a lady who said "aye, over you pop" to a fuck now message 😬
Plus, shows a distinct lack of interest or awareness in my eyes. Definitely wouldn't send one of them myself |
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"I just find it awful haha i know its a sex site but at least put a little effort in, the amount i get just saying something along them lines is crazy. "
Glad I didn't use that as my opening message then haha 😝 |
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"We have actually had a hook up from a "fuck now" message.
Admittedly he was on the way over and it was banter while he was on the bus but yeah 😂"
Brilliant!! Thats the sort of situation i can get behind |
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"It's a bit pavlovian isn't it, someone must have once said yes for them to think it stands a chance even if eleventybillion women said no following.
Or maybe they're just dumb"
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My dear fellow, even the finest of women wouldn't turn down a Pavlova. 🍥🎂 🙂
#JustDesserts |
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I prefer a bit of abuild up before meets... something that fires up the imagination so to speak...
only time its slightly different is if i have met for first time in a club... bit of a chat then gone for a play so to speak xx |
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"I just find it awful haha i know its a sex site but at least put a little effort in, the amount i get just saying something along them lines is crazy.
Glad I didn't use that as my opening message then haha 😝"
You wouldnt do that 👅😘 |
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By *hortieWoman 8 weeks ago
Northampton |
Few days ago I got a message short enough to not open to be able to read, but long enough to catch my eye.. something along the lines of 'let me come over, feed you my 8 inches then we'll go get some food'.
The combo of his profile ticking all the boxes plus me being super fucking horny... I was severely tempted 
But no. The FAF messages aren't for me. |
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"Never sent one, but I have been sent something similar from a female.
Unfortunately I was at work, 40 miles away at the time
Oh i bet some ladies do the same!
Ah i hope ur closer next time
haha"
If it was you I'd have sodded work off and hit the road  |
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"Never sent one, but I have been sent something similar from a female.
Unfortunately I was at work, 40 miles away at the time
Oh i bet some ladies do the same!
Ah i hope ur closer next time
haha
If it was you I'd have sodded work off and hit the road "
I know what my next message will be then 🤣 jokes |
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"Few days ago I got a message short enough to not open to be able to read, but long enough to catch my eye.. something along the lines of 'let me come over, feed you my 8 inches then we'll go get some food'.
The combo of his profile ticking all the boxes plus me being super fucking horny... I was severely tempted
But no. The FAF messages aren't for me. "
Haha I have to admit that I have been tempted sometimes too when being very horny!!!
But it’s amazing how much a ladywank can clear one’s head… 😂😂😂 |
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They will be sent from the same profiles who go on threads saying how they can't understand how they don't get any meets and all the women and couples are rude for never replying. Not as blunt but just as useless are the messages which just say "hi", "hey" or similar. |
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"Few days ago I got a message short enough to not open to be able to read, but long enough to catch my eye.. something along the lines of 'let me come over, feed you my 8 inches then we'll go get some food'.
The combo of his profile ticking all the boxes plus me being super fucking horny... I was severely tempted
But no. The FAF messages aren't for me. "
I would have gone for the food first, then do a runner leaving him to pay  |
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"Interested to know from a guys perspective …. It’s a Saturday afternoon, you have no plans and you receive an out of the blue message from a woman saying “fuck now?” …. Do you respond? 🤔"
Absolutely |
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"Interested to know from a guys perspective …. It’s a Saturday afternoon, you have no plans and you receive an out of the blue message from a woman saying “fuck now?” …. Do you respond? 🤔"
Yes me tooooo 🤔 |
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"I like getting it from someone I’ve already established a thing with 😜, but yeah I would think it’s fake or weird from a stranger."
Sorry, ignore my last post. Didn’t spot the replies from the men 😁 |
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"Interested to know from a guys perspective …. It’s a Saturday afternoon, you have no plans and you receive an out of the blue message from a woman saying “fuck now?” …. Do you respond? 🤔"
Yes but treating it more as a conversation opener rather than a jump in car situation |
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"Interested to know from a guys perspective …. It’s a Saturday afternoon, you have no plans and you receive an out of the blue message from a woman saying “fuck now?” …. Do you respond? 🤔
Yes me tooooo 🤔"
Subjective.. depends who sends it |
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"Interested to know from a guys perspective …. It’s a Saturday afternoon, you have no plans and you receive an out of the blue message from a woman saying “fuck now?” …. Do you respond? 🤔
Yes me tooooo 🤔
Subjective.. depends who sends it"
Someone you find physically attractive, within a reasonable distance ? |
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"Interested to know from a guys perspective …. It’s a Saturday afternoon, you have no plans and you receive an out of the blue message from a woman saying “fuck now?” …. Do you respond? 🤔
Yes me tooooo 🤔
Subjective.. depends who sends it
Someone you find physically attractive, within a reasonable distance ? "
That would make at least responding a hypothetical option, you’d consider it. And you have to bare in mind the fact the question was ‘do you respond’ a response isn’t necessary acceptance of an offer |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people? "
Well it worked here and i got a reply (and many more) didnt i? 🤭 |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people?
Well it worked here and i got a reply (and many more) didnt i? 🤭"
Haha such a fibber you did not say that ! 😉 |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people?
Well it worked here and i got a reply (and many more) didnt i? 🤭
Haha such a fibber you did not say that ! 😉"
You been sending copy and paste messages again? You definitely said it to me 🤣 |
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"Interested to know from a guys perspective …. It’s a Saturday afternoon, you have no plans and you receive an out of the blue message from a woman saying “fuck now?” …. Do you respond? 🤔"
I’d be suspicious  |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people?
Well it worked here and i got a reply (and many more) didnt i? 🤭
Haha such a fibber you did not say that ! 😉
You been sending copy and paste messages again? You definitely said it to me 🤣"
I did not ! Im a lady 🤣😇 |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people?
Well it worked here and i got a reply (and many more) didnt i? 🤭
Haha such a fibber you did not say that ! 😉
You been sending copy and paste messages again? You definitely said it to me 🤣
I did not ! Im a lady 🤣😇"
A lady of ill repute hahaha 🤣 |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people?
Well it worked here and i got a reply (and many more) didnt i? 🤭
Haha such a fibber you did not say that ! 😉
You been sending copy and paste messages again? You definitely said it to me 🤣
I did not ! Im a lady 🤣😇
A lady of ill repute hahaha 🤣"
Only on weekends! |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people?
Well it worked here and i got a reply (and many more) didnt i? 🤭
Haha such a fibber you did not say that ! 😉
You been sending copy and paste messages again? You definitely said it to me 🤣
I did not ! Im a lady 🤣😇
A lady of ill repute hahaha 🤣
Only on weekends! "
Ma’am🫡 |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people? "
I wouldn't dream of saying this. |
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"...or they have a terrible username like Pussylicker3000.
Each to their own though!"
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It's true — you'd think that after 2,999 Pussylicker prototypes he would have figured out how futile his efforts were. 😉 |
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By *dalisqueWoman 8 weeks ago
land of make believe |
"I dont even look at the profile.
Instant delete.
🩵
I'm sure someone says
They don't even look at the sender s profile, they just answer 'yes'.
I'm not quite in this category, of course "
😅😅🩵 |
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"I would be shocked and astounded if there was an example of this ever working 😂"
In the grand scheme of random chance, the number of times it’s been attempted, just by pure possibility, it may have |
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I had one of those this afternoon, it was deleted straight away and within 30 minutes I had an abusive message back, suggesting that I had an over inflated opinion of myself and that no one would want to fuck me.
Reported and blocked. |
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"Does anyone ever send this as a first message and get a reply?
Genuinely interested, personally it makes me delete even if i find the person extremely hot, as it puts me off i much prefer a bit of flirty banter and a build up first.
And ladies do any of you prefer this direct no effort message?
Im just curious to know if it ever works for some people? "
no I’m never desperate |
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I wonder whether we’d get an accurate picture from a forum thread though. Anyone in the forum will be generally a bit more engaged with the lifestyle side of it. I suspect the people who send those messages aren’t interested in swinging, they just want quick, easy sex and think this is the place to get it. |
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"Only message I send! Although I put please at the end 😂
Please makes all the difference. #obvs
Lemme smash, please?
Go on toots 🤣
Wait did it work? 🤣 "
I dont know you will have to ask the lovely lady 🤣🤷♀️ |
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"Only message I send! Although I put please at the end 😂
Please makes all the difference. #obvs
Lemme smash, please?
Go on toots 🤣
Wait did it work? 🤣
I dont know you will have to ask the lovely lady 🤣🤷♀️"
I honeslty forgot who I replied to. 🤣
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"Only message I send! Although I put please at the end 😂
Please makes all the difference. #obvs
Lemme smash, please?
Go on toots 🤣
Wait did it work? 🤣
I dont know you will have to ask the lovely lady 🤣🤷♀️
I honeslty forgot who I replied to. 🤣
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You really are d*unk arnt you 🤣🤣
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"Only message I send! Although I put please at the end 😂
Please makes all the difference. #obvs
Lemme smash, please?
Go on toots 🤣
Wait did it work? 🤣
I dont know you will have to ask the lovely lady 🤣🤷♀️
I honeslty forgot who I replied to. 🤣
You really are d*unk arnt you 🤣🤣
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I’ll make him another coffee for the morning 🤣 |
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"Only message I send! Although I put please at the end 😂
Please makes all the difference. #obvs
Lemme smash, please?
Go on toots 🤣
Wait did it work? 🤣
I dont know you will have to ask the lovely lady 🤣🤷♀️
I honeslty forgot who I replied to. 🤣
You really are d*unk arnt you 🤣🤣
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Enough to forget basic things not enough to say something really stupid. 🤣
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"Only message I send! Although I put please at the end 😂
Please makes all the difference. #obvs
Lemme smash, please?
Go on toots 🤣
Wait did it work? 🤣
I dont know you will have to ask the lovely lady 🤣🤷♀️
I honeslty forgot who I replied to. 🤣
You really are d*unk arnt you 🤣🤣
Enough to forget basic things not enough to say something really stupid. 🤣
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I just thought ud got brave and was cheering for you 🤣🤷♀️ |
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"Only message I send! Although I put please at the end 😂
Please makes all the difference. #obvs
Lemme smash, please?
Go on toots 🤣
Wait did it work? 🤣
I dont know you will have to ask the lovely lady 🤣🤷♀️
I honeslty forgot who I replied to. 🤣
You really are d*unk arnt you 🤣🤣
Enough to forget basic things not enough to say something really stupid. 🤣
I just thought ud got brave and was cheering for you 🤣🤷♀️"
I did get a little brave didn't I. 🤔 😁
Tha k you your too kind, honeslty been a crazy Sunday 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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Op
R usually deals with these with a
reply. It's always fun to reply with a question. Lol, that usually makes them use their brain if they manage to fire the synapse, I let them reply and think they're in with a shot of redemption and then i simply just block. Me and N will have a chuckle at the sheer audacity over a glass of wine later that evening 😆 |
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"Op
R usually deals with these with a
reply. It's always fun to reply with a question. Lol, that usually makes them use their brain if they manage to fire the synapse, I let them reply and think they're in with a shot of redemption and then i simply just block. Me and N will have a chuckle at the sheer audacity over a glass of wine later that evening 😆 "
Haha that sounds like a fun way to deal with it 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"I wouldn't save I've had the words fuck now thrown at me..but I have had come breed me now.
🤣🤣🤣 that must be the female equivalent "
Takes all sorts I guess lol |
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"I wouldn't save I've had the words fuck now thrown at me..but I have had come breed me now.
🤣🤣🤣 that must be the female equivalent
Takes all sorts I guess lol"
.honeslty I've had 3 guys ask to drain me this week, so yeah it really does. 🤷♂️ |
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This is an auto delete. It states in my profile that I don’t do insta fucks… so not only is the message sender lazy af and just sees me as a hole to be filled, he can’t even take a second to read my profile |
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"And then they want to come to yours and just fuck and go…
Possibly want a roast dinner thrown in as well! 😂😂😂
Or bring a mate for a spitroast dinner "
Haha bring the appetisers and I’ll see what I can do! x 😂 |
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"And then they want to come to yours and just fuck and go…
Possibly want a roast dinner thrown in as well! 😂😂😂
Apple crumble and custard for dessert? "
Bring it on to go with Mr Arpeggio’s appetisers! 
That is my idea of a nice spit roast   |
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By *.R.MMan 8 weeks ago
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"And then they want to come to yours and just fuck and go…
Possibly want a roast dinner thrown in as well! 😂😂😂
Apple crumble and custard for dessert?
Bring it on to go with Mr Arpeggio’s appetisers!
That is my idea of a nice spit roast "
I think I’ll change my name to panda, eats shoots and leaves |
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