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I frequent the eponymous Caffé Nero™ coffee chain in London.
I just needed an innocuous name which also worked perfectly for group socials, where other men realised that introducing themselves as PussyPounder69, or similar, was a sure-fire method to repel single women who were also in attendance. |
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We were a few drinks deep, I opened up and told Sean I was bi (and a lot of other filthy things 🙈)
We googled and found fab.
Joined, expecting to never come back so picked the first thing that popped to our heads.
10 years later….we’re still here 🙈😂 |
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"What made you come to the decision to pick your Fab profile name.
Obviously I am filthy and N is gorgeous.
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Well I’m Ben and well I like a bit of both haha so it seemed simple and clear to the fab straights  |
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Not much under 20 years ago, I needed a nickname for here. I tried to think of one that didn't contravene the trades description act or disillusion anyone. The two things I wanted to make salient via a nickname were that I was older but good/fit for my age. I was a grandmother and fuckable and friendly so ..... Granny-Crumpet
I was naive in that I didn't think of the connotations of the name. Especially on a sex site. I didn't think that some would be less sexual than they are depraved...... but it stuck..... and i'm always thinking of what it should be now |
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"Not much under 20 years ago, I needed a nickname for here. I tried to think of one that didn't contravene the trades description act or disillusion anyone. The two things I wanted to make salient via a nickname were that I was older but good/fit for my age. I was a grandmother and fuckable and friendly so ..... Granny-Crumpet
I was naive in that I didn't think of the connotations of the name. Especially on a sex site. I didn't think that some would be less sexual than they are depraved...... but it stuck..... and i'm always thinking of what it should be now"
You could shorten it to GC ... Still connected |
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"Not much under 20 years ago, I needed a nickname for here. I tried to think of one that didn't contravene the trades description act or disillusion anyone. The two things I wanted to make salient via a nickname were that I was older but good/fit for my age. I was a grandmother and fuckable and friendly so ..... Granny-Crumpet
I was naive in that I didn't think of the connotations of the name. Especially on a sex site. I didn't think that some would be less sexual than they are depraved...... but it stuck..... and i'm always thinking of what it should be now
You could shorten it to GC ... Still connected "
A lot of folk already use GC for me but it makes me think of Gemma Collins  |
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"Baloo Bear
(Always open to other suggestions though, and repeatedly had pointed out that Bear is used for other meanings that dont fit me so well)
How about Bare Necessities??"
Kind of implies I'd go bare with anyone which I'd definitely want to avoid as an assumption (it had already been considered) |
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"Didn’t want to oversell xx 😄
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It's true — I would have suffixed you with '4∅∅∅. But '2∅∅∅ works just fine."
I like to think my husband used 2000 because that was the year we married but I think it’s just a coincidence xx 😄 |
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"Baloo Bear
(Always open to other suggestions though, and repeatedly had pointed out that Bear is used for other meanings that dont fit me so well)
How about Bare Necessities??
Kind of implies I'd go bare with anyone which I'd definitely want to avoid as an assumption (it had already been considered)"
I didn't even think of that... I just went to bare = nakedness. 🤦🏻♀️ |
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