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If you were a used car (sorry virgins)
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Previously written off but manages to keep going. Reliable starter but not really suitable for strenuous journeys. At the very least you could turn the aerial back into a coat hanger.
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By *bi HaiveMan 6 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Sold as seen.
High mileage, several rusty spots and dents, prone to breaking down on occasion. Has had a lot of repair work over the years and the ECU has always been a tad 'fucked'.
Several previous owners but currently shared by two very considerate and careful drivers.
Custom paintwork as the original was far too bland. Battered, but reliable. 🤷♂️ |
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Decent little runner, works well and runs better than expected. Has been used and has a few bumps but reliable and gets the job done. So if you’re looking for good performance and functionality then apply within.
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Sold as seen. Many previous joy riders. Far from clapped out, according to seller's mum. Service history for inspection. Normal signs of wear and tear, though abnormal but gleaming. May creak, under heavy load. |
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Fairly recent barn find, 1970s model with a one careful owner. Reasonably well maintained and in acceptable condition for age and mileage. The majority of the miles have been done over the last few years as it's been used as a pool car. No major problem other than the usual ones associated with the vintage and a laissez-faire attitude to service intervals.
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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
1967 Shelby Mustang, outstanding bodywork for age and a strong engine having low mileage from being on storage for 6 years.
Smooth running and purrs like a kitten in tick over.
However if you illicit weird fucking behaviour because you have issues then expect zero performance |
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By *avie65Man 6 weeks ago
In the west. |
A bit cranky in the morning, needs its ch0ke pulled to get it up to optimum working performance. It needs a bit of a recovery period after a long run out.
The bodywork needs a bit of TLC as it is a last century model. |
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Not a Saab or a Volvo but looks like a Saab or Volvo with doors, bonnet, roof and seats taken out. Engine is missing, gearbox has been lent out, paint is sun damaged and no V5. Will run if you push downhill. |
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Two part collection for offer. High mileage, many names on the log books, very reliable runners. A few knocks and scrapes on the exterior but maintained in good mechanical condition and great performance. Can be a wild drive and not for the novis motorists. Engine purrs beautifully when well looked after by experience hands. Also comes with built in cup holders.
Ecco model for the environmentally conscious motorist, runs on Rum.
Now road tax exempt.
Zero cost insurance (because no one will insure such liabilities).
Free test drive avaliable on request.
(Subject to availability and background checks) |
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Good runner, usual signs of wear and tear for age. No problems starting and goes smoothly for long periods.
I like to give the body work weekly polishing due to previous lack of attention by owners, comes up nice with a good rub. Car is mostly damage free, although occasionally knocking at front can be heard but never been rear ended or anything. Genuine reason for advertising open to realistic offers |
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By *sWyldWoman 6 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
You don't buy this car for kerb appeal . You buy it because it's surprisingly fun to drive.
It's bodywork isn't flawless but it handles everything so well. Always starts first time and is very reliable.
While newer models are available there's just 'something' about this car. Will likely be a classic in a few years.
Service history is patchy but it's been very well maintained.
Too good to write off or scrap. It needs an owner who will really appreciate it and give it some TLC to restore it to full potential.
No tyre kickers please. |
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