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"I’m looking for recommendations!
Anyone done it at the savoy? "
I was expecting better for the Savoy, I really did not rate it as high as other hotels, seems to live on by its name and reputation.
The nirvana room malmaision Birmingham was amazing and fantastic.
There are some nice looking rooms dotted around Europe I have had my eye on, not sure about the sex part as that space is currently vacant.
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
The Coal Exchange in Cardiff is lush.
There's a sister hotel in Liverpool, the Shankly, that has a room for 24 with a giant pool running down the middle. A snip at £2400 a night but split 24 ways it's not bad! 🤷♂️ |
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By *inx000Couple 2 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Never stayed in a posh hotel only a premier inn where I left my heels by mistake and never got them back 🙄
They were my best heels too 😩😅
I once found a dildo in a hotel room  "
I'm not surprised 😂😂 |
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"Sachas Hotel Manchester 😆 so nice it didn't even have windows in the room.
Still.. a room with a view! Like I’d be looking out the window! 🤣
Oh I'm sure we would be far too preoccupied 😉"
Nah, I’ve done escape rooms before, I’m an expert 🤣 |
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None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too! |
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!"
Good company makes the cheapest hotels absolutely worth it.   |
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!"
So weird I just looked at The Municipal Hotel & Spa Liverpool |
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"It's definitely on my list to bonk in The Witchery in Edinburgh 🤩
I’ve stayed there but no bonking. It’s stunning 🤩
I’ll check reservations "
Just avoid the room with the ladders to get into the bed. I’m too clumsy for that 🤣 |
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"The Coal Exchange in Cardiff is lush.
There's a sister hotel in Liverpool, the Shankly, that has a room for 24 with a giant pool running down the middle. A snip at £2400 a night but split 24 ways it's not bad! 🤷♂️"
Stayed at the Coal Exchange, it's lovely if a bit 'quirky' |
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"It's definitely on my list to bonk in The Witchery in Edinburgh 🤩
I’ve stayed there but no bonking. It’s stunning 🤩
I’ll check reservations
Just avoid the room with the ladders to get into the bed. I’m too clumsy for that 🤣"
Oh god no, sod that! |
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"It's definitely on my list to bonk in The Witchery in Edinburgh 🤩
I’ve stayed there but no bonking. It’s stunning 🤩
I’ll check reservations
Are you paying?  "
What? For all three of us? Fuck yeah 😎 |
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!
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Good company makes the cheapest hotels absolutely worth it. "
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Toots, you are a prince amongst men with that charming remark. 🩶 If the company is exquisite then who cares about the 5 star Room Cervix. |
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"It's definitely on my list to bonk in The Witchery in Edinburgh 🤩
I’ve stayed there but no bonking. It’s stunning 🤩
I’ll check reservations
Are you paying?
What? For all three of us? Fuck yeah 😎"
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!
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Good company makes the cheapest hotels absolutely worth it.
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Toots, you are a prince amongst men with that charming remark. 🩶 If the company is exquisite then who cares about the 5 star Room Cervix."
And I thought it was rude to review a lady’s room dimensions |
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!
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Good company makes the cheapest hotels absolutely worth it.
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Toots, you are a prince amongst men with that charming remark. 🩶 If the company is exquisite then who cares about the 5 star Room Cervix."
A 5 star cervix is better than 5 star service? |
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!
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Good company makes the cheapest hotels absolutely worth it.
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Toots, you are a prince amongst men with that charming remark. 🩶 If the company is exquisite then who cares about the 5 star Room Cervix.
A 5 star cervix is better than 5 star service? "
I’d say they were mutually inclusive 😎 |
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!
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Good company makes the cheapest hotels absolutely worth it.
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Toots, you are a prince amongst men with that charming remark. 🩶 If the company is exquisite then who cares about the 5 star Room Cervix.
A 5 star cervix is better than 5 star service? "
As long as he keeps it a 5 star cervix, we good 🤣 |
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"None that spring to mind. I'm easily pleased with where I stay if the company is good, cheap and cheerful 😅
I would love to stay in a Malmaison though 😍 or The Shankly in Liverpool seems quirky too!
So weird I just looked at The Municipal Hotel & Spa Liverpool "
Ooh la la! 😍 |
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By *avie65Man 2 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Eurostars Grand Marina in Barcelona.
Was there for work for a week and a half. My partner came out for the weekend.
The food there was amazing too."
I’ve been there. I watched a cruise ship come in as I was… |
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"Never stayed in a posh hotel only a premier inn where I left my heels by mistake and never got them back 🙄
They were my best heels too 😩😅
I once found a dildo in a hotel room "
I'd prefer that over the false teeth I once found |
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"Never stayed in a posh hotel only a premier inn where I left my heels by mistake and never got them back 🙄
They were my best heels too 😩😅
I once found a dildo in a hotel room "
I mean, you know what the next question is gonna be, right? |
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By *aizyWoman 2 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Never stayed in a posh hotel only a premier inn where I left my heels by mistake and never got them back 🙄
They were my best heels too 😩😅
I once found a dildo in a hotel room
I mean, you know what the next question is gonna be, right?"
Did you pretend it was a lightsaber and wave it about like you were Luke Skywalker?? |
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By *lynJMan 2 weeks ago
Morden |
"Eurostars Grand Marina in Barcelona.
Was there for work for a week and a half. My partner came out for the weekend.
The food there was amazing too.
I’ve been there. I watched a cruise ship come in as I was…"
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By *aizyWoman 2 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Hotel Du Vin in Edinburgh. The fact it was once a lunatic asylum only added to the charm."
I'm going to have to get myself up to Edinburgh, some right nice hotels up there reading through this thread. |
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"Hotel Du Vin in Edinburgh. The fact it was once a lunatic asylum only added to the charm.
I'm going to have to get myself up to Edinburgh, some right nice hotels up there reading through this thread."
It's a nice city, when you're there can you get us king-size bed so we can bonk comfortably |
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By *aizyWoman 2 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Hotel Du Vin in Edinburgh. The fact it was once a lunatic asylum only added to the charm.
I'm going to have to get myself up to Edinburgh, some right nice hotels up there reading through this thread.
It's a nice city, when you're there can you get us king-size bed so we can bonk comfortably"
Of course, I love being thrown around a king-sized bed! 😍 |
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The Ned in City of London…
Pool on the roof looking over St Paul’s, another in the basement and the night club is in the old Bank Vault through the massive circular door..even have lube and condoms in a little pouch in the bathrooms next to the beauty products!!!
Oh and four poster beds… |
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I left all my gear at a premier inn too,wig,heels,hand bag with makeup etc. Lingerie etc. Fortunately a very helpful gay receptionist got it all for me and kept it in lost property until my next business trip 6 months later x |
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A particular privately owned hotel near Ironbridge is number one on my list. It has luxury four posters and also in a love swing in each superior room. There's little touches like Moulton and Brown toiletries in bottles at the side of the Villeroy and Bosch sanitary ware, a pin cushion with needles already threaded if required, It boasts its own herb garden through which you can walk, and which supplies the kitchen. The food is out of this world, and the olde worlde building is a fabulous setting for a romantic or naughty weekend. Pm me if you want the details. |
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The Grand Hotel in Birmingham is lovely, especially if you can get a good rate on a suite.
Malmaison in Birmingham is good too, they have one room that is huge and has a jacuzzi bath with a disco ball over it right next to the bed.
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"A particular privately owned hotel near Ironbridge is number one on my list. It has luxury four posters and also in a love swing in each superior room. There's little touches like Moulton and Brown toiletries in bottles at the side of the Villeroy and Bosch sanitary ware, a pin cushion with needles already threaded if required, It boasts its own herb garden through which you can walk, and which supplies the kitchen. The food is out of this world, and the olde worlde building is a fabulous setting for a romantic or naughty weekend. Pm me if you want the details. "
This sounds a wonderful boutique place! 😊 |
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How could I have forgotten The Royal Crescent, Bath?
Wonderful stay from start to finish. The welcome, the rooms, the feeling of wafting through in the historic footsteps of other discerning visitors. Food was delicious, everything felt unhurried...and as for the sex! Well a gentleman never tells. 😉 |
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Depends what kind of thing you like, malmaison can be good for kink and romantic or a suite at one of the Marriot’s that has an M lounge is nice & luxury.
There is one in Canary wharf on Marsh wall Road that has rooms with spiral iron staircases., solid wooden floors. & really nice balconies. If you ask for one facing the tower at the back, you get a good audience usually. |
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Celtic Manor in Newport is a great hotel, many stays there and some great sex!
The Royal Shakespeare in Stratford, stunning.
The Imperial in Blackpool used to be top notch.
Had some great nights over the years.
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