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What is your go-to curse word?
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By *edSirenWoman 3 weeks ago
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Depends what the situation is, if another is involved, and the level of their cuntery.
For example:
stubbed my toe - usually a quick succession of fuck, shit, bollocks blended into one
Spider in the bath - typically a one sided conversation between me and it; with me naming said arachnid ‘fucker’; about how I’m going to let it live IF it stays still, allows me to place glass around it, and chuck out the window. If it moves, this changes to yelping (I’m not proud), and copious death threats to it. All curse words are probably used at this point.
Someone being annoying - will be called a bellend
Someone being a annoying and rude - will be called a dick
Someone being a bully, singling peeps out, making anyone feel like a lesser person - will be called a cunt |
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By *edSirenWoman 3 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"Depends what the situation is, if another is involved, and the level of their cuntery.
I’ve always pictured you as quite a prolific swearer, Red."
😱 I’m not completely potty mouthed! But I am also Scottish. So by default I’m already worse than those around me 😅 |
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Dickhead / knobhead
C*nt
Cockjockey
Wanker
Penis pilot (yeah a new one that just popped into my head)
Bell end
Dickspring
There are a couple more but methinks they be a bit harsh even for us jaded lot  |
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Usually bollocks, but only at home. I would never say such things in public 😇 I have noticed f**k come out of my mouth a few times lately, which I'm blaming my mother for. She's been saying it a lot since her stroke. Can't say I blame her 😔 |
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"Dickhead / knobhead
C*nt
Cockjockey
Wanker
Penis pilot (yeah a new one that just popped into my head)
Bell end
Dickspring
There are a couple more but methinks they be a bit harsh even for us jaded lot "
Forgot:
Cockwomble
Vinegar tits
Khuilo
Bunglecunt
Gobshite
Twatwaffle. etc etc etc
This list is not fully inclusive, there are many many more, but I can't be arsed typing for the next few hours |
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"😱 I’m not completely potty mouthed! But I am also Scottish. So by default I’m already worse than those around me 😅"
Ach, it’s not really swearing if you’re a Scot. It’s more punctuation, if anything. |
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"Oh bollocks if I'm cursing myself for making a mistake.
Otherwise fuck for most other occasions.
Cunt is reserved for someone I really, really despise."
I was like this until I briefly dated and Australian girl |
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Depends on the situation.
Whilst driving I use retard or tard, prick, and of course wanker. Saving "twunt" for the true driving clowns, twunt being a collaboration of two well used swear words when I can't decide which best fits the particular twunt.
If I hurt myself, hammer_thumb for eg, there are no words just lots of noise that sounds like swearing.
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