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By *arrickreal OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact.

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By *a LunaWoman 2 weeks ago

o o OO o o

A cautionary tail indeed

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By *43SomeCouple 2 weeks ago

Staines

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱"

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature. "

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 2 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱"

I love parody accounts.

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Never happened to us but good for you for cutting contact when it happened.

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By *43SomeCouple 2 weeks ago

Staines


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. "

It is possible to love 2 men if the marriage is strong and both still want each other sexually as well.

Doesn’t mean you want to run off with them, but sharing yourself and feeling affection for another can follow over time.

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I do sometimes wonder when a man posts asking how to get his wife involved and it becomes obvious that he never talks to her on any emotional level, if he knows what he's risking.

Combine sex and an emotionally available man who is open with her and you have a dangerous mix.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I do sometimes wonder when a man posts asking how to get his wife involved and it becomes obvious that he never talks to her on any emotional level, if he knows what he's risking.

Combine sex and an emotionally available man who is open with her and you have a dangerous mix. "

Well put.

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By *tormidaysWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻"

I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸

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By *linyMan 2 weeks ago

Manchester/London

🍿

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 2 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


" silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

"

What aftershave do you wear? And what happens when you're minding your own down the middle of Lidls?

Do you shop at Lidls?? Or are you more Tesco?

Is it just silly wives who can't control themselves? Or do single women have that issue too?

How do you cope walking down the street with all these women having no control around you?

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By *parkle1974Woman 2 weeks ago

Leeds

Wow someone call an 🚑....OP has posted something other than his usual "look at his dick"

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By *tormidaysWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester

I think its implied that the wife look at his dick and fell immediately in love 😁

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By *ears-in-the-rainMan 2 weeks ago

Swindon

I e never known or experienced anyone falling in love through just sexual pleasure and contact - I mean, going for drinks and what not, were you hanging out as friends? Or were you a much younger “handsome” (I haven’t looked at you I don’t know) guy, who basically led her on? I mean emotions can be played with and manipulated; you might not have done it knowingly, but you could have been this younger guy that came along initially as an NSA shag, but gave an impression that the grass is greener, and you’re some sort of romance novel happy ending character.

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By *linyMan 2 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"Wow someone call an 🚑....OP has posted something other than his usual "look at his dick""

Sparkle how could you misquote him? Wasn’t it “My perfect cock”?

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By *weetiepie99Woman 2 weeks ago

cardiff

I actually don't believe a single word of it...why would you brag about it

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 2 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

And everybody clapped!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Chichester

They call me the flange piper

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By *parkle1974Woman 2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Wow someone call an 🚑....OP has posted something other than his usual "look at his dick"

Sparkle how could you misquote him? Wasn’t it “My perfect cock”? "

Not one cock is perfect....not even Carricks

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By *ayjay39777Man 2 weeks ago

Warrington


" silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

What aftershave do you wear? And what happens when you're minding your own down the middle of Lidls?

Do you shop at Lidls?? Or are you more Tesco?

Is it just silly wives who can't control themselves? Or do single women have that issue too?

How do you cope walking down the street with all these women having no control around you?"

It has to be Lynx!! I have seen the advertisements 😂

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By *heGateKeeperMan 2 weeks ago

Stratford

It was definitely the cock

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 2 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

What’s the woman’s profile op? She seems easy…😏

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading

She fell in lust. Nothing more.

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By *an1978Woman 2 weeks ago

Wales

I've seen it happen all ways.

I've seen a man, experienced as a bull, really struggle with his feelings for someone.

You can't help who you love.

I've seen it work when it has become ENM/Poly situation.

I've seen a woman leave her husband as she fell for the bull, even though the feeling wasn't mutual.

Feelings are not a bad thing, if everyone is open and honest it can take things to a whole other level.

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By *tormidaysWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester


"It was definitely the cock "

It is "apparently" perfect 🤔

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By * and R cple4Couple 2 weeks ago

swansea

Someone who is happy in their marriage don't just fall for someone who takes them out for a drink and sleeps with them a few times and is charismatic,no matter how good their cock is.

Their has to be issues in their relationship to start with.

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By *oe n JayCouple 2 weeks ago

Surrey

Now that every couple on fab knows what you really think of them I have no doubt OP will have a tsunami of messages from the wife's begging for them to fall madly, deeply in love with him. Might be a good idea to hire a PA to manage your inbox moving forward OP. Modesty working it's magic.

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By *allipygousMan 2 weeks ago

Leicester

Some of you may think the OP is a bit (or lot) of a nob but why can't this have happened? It does happen, why not to him? 🤔

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By *inky PerkyCouple 2 weeks ago

Kingston

Filed under: "EVERYONE LOOK AT MEEEE"

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By *oe n JayCouple 2 weeks ago

Surrey

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By *inky PerkyCouple 2 weeks ago

Kingston

Had a guy once... seriously wealthy, very hot wife. Thought he could handle it but was so dazzled by my (perfect) cunt that gave it all up. Broke contact, obv.

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By *oe n JayCouple 2 weeks ago

Surrey


"Some of you may think the OP is a bit (or lot) of a nob but why can't this have happened? It does happen, why not to him? 🤔"

Hi Callipygous, we didn't say that this couldn't happen mate but it was one simple word "silly" (describing the husband and wife) that belittled and undervalued the post and OP's respect towards them.

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By *ussell86ryanMan 2 weeks ago

swindon

I remember my first beer…

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By *inky PerkyCouple 2 weeks ago

Kingston


"I remember my first beer…"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *cottish guy 555Man 2 weeks ago

London


"I remember my first beer…"

Was it perfect? Did you fall in love with it?

It does happen.

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By *oodmessMan 2 weeks ago

yumsville

Am I the only one disappointed in it taking 2-3 months to fuck. I am a bit of a charmer, so maybe it is the bad sex that keeps them away not the quality chat.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 2 weeks ago

Kingston


"Am I the only one disappointed in it taking 2-3 months to fuck. I am a bit of a charmer, so maybe it is the bad sex that keeps them away not the quality chat. "

Sorry dude but you're just not the same caliber. Take some notes from Hamish McCockalot and learn. He is a GOD amongst mortal men

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple 2 weeks ago

Fucksville


"Am I the only one disappointed in it taking 2-3 months to fuck. I am a bit of a charmer, so maybe it is the bad sex that keeps them away not the quality chat.

Sorry dude but you're just not the same caliber. Take some notes from Hamish McCockalot and learn. He is a GOD amongst mortal men"

Hamish McCockalot wins the forum for me today 😂😂

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By *angled up in twoCouple 2 weeks ago

West Mids


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. "

Have you ever been to Sutton Coldfield because I've always wondered why Renée & Renato only ever released one single?

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Superb folks.

It happened.

Learn or don’t.

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By *ussell86ryanMan 2 weeks ago

swindon


"Superb folks.

It happened.

Learn or don’t. "

As the group chat rules goes mate, pics or it didn’t happen…

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By *tormidaysWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester


"Superb folks.

It happened.

Learn or don’t.

As the group chat rules goes mate, pics or it didn’t happen…"

This

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

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By *allipygousMan 2 weeks ago

Leicester


"Some of you may think the OP is a bit (or lot) of a nob but why can't this have happened? It does happen, why not to him? 🤔

Hi Callipygous, we didn't say that this couldn't happen mate but it was one simple word "silly" (describing the husband and wife) that belittled and undervalued the post and OP's respect towards them."

If it happened and that's how he really felt about them then he's being honest about it. Do you really think that every man that fucks another man's wife thinks highly of/respects that couple? Some just say what the couple want/need to hear to get laid.

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By *tormidaysWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔"

Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐"

It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎

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By *tormidaysWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐

It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎"

You can use all the excuses you want....

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By *ussell86ryanMan 2 weeks ago

swindon


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐

It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎

You can use all the excuses you want...."

Stormi is loving this!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔"

What did you do to Jaqueline Jossa then? 😳

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐

It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎

You can use all the excuses you want...."

Excuses? More like reasons I'm an absolute stud!

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

What did you do to Jaqueline Jossa then? 😳"

I have no idea who this person is 🙈

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

What did you do to Jaqueline Jossa then? 😳

I have no idea who this person is 🙈"

Oh my. You’re missing out Joe. She’s on here 😘

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By *tormidaysWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐

It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎

You can use all the excuses you want....

Excuses? More like reasons I'm an absolute stud!"

🙄 just turn on the baby Joe charm and break her heart 🤣

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By *ea monkeyMan 2 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Aw! I feel bad for the OP. He made one parody account, spends years demanding that everyone look at his perfect cock and now no one believes his entirely un-fictional story

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By *YNSEYLEE12Couple 2 weeks ago

tattershall

Well seeing as your one of few not asking for a cock rating, you are getting cock rating 😂

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By *cottish guy 555Man 2 weeks ago

London


"It's true, the same happened with Margot Robbie when she slid into my DMs. Started off as innocent chat, then she started getting flirty, then got more graphic, and eventually sent a stream of nudes before... Wait, this isn't the Stories and Fantasies section 🤔

Margot told me what you did to her Joe....shame on you 🤐

It's not my fault she was easily led into temptation 😎

You can use all the excuses you want....

Excuses? More like reasons I'm an absolute stud!"

But is your cock perfect? Don't worry, Margot just texted me to say it was.

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By *ad NannaWoman 7 days ago

East London

Perfectly believable.

I've had a ridiculous amount of men fall in love with me after the first fuck.

It's not unexpected any more.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 7 days ago

Kingston


"Superb folks.

It happened.

Learn or don’t. "

OK lady

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By *eird_With_a_BeardMan 7 days ago

Falkirk


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact.

It is possible to love 2 men if the marriage is strong and both still want each other sexually as well.

Doesn’t mean you want to run off with them, but sharing yourself and feeling affection for another can follow over time.

"

This. My partner has a husband, but also me and loves us both.

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By *ndrew CareyMan 7 days ago

Cambridgeshire


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. "

I wonder how she managed to survive you not feeling the same way about her.

You studmuffin, you.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 7 days ago

Kingston

This thread just keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣

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By *nnandElleCouple 7 days ago

Brackley


"Never happened to us but good for you for cutting contact when it happened. "

Never happened to OP either, I'm willing to bet

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By *oe n JayCouple 7 days ago

Surrey


"This thread just keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣"

And it's not even Christmas yet 🤣🤣

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By *AYENCouple 7 days ago

Lincolnshire

It can happen, but it's (usually) just a temporary rush of hormones. Thankfully my wife is old enough and sensible enough to realise this. She knows it would likely last a couple of months before reality sets in.

We have spoken about it and we both accept that it could be overwhelming, in which case she could go, and return when she wants. K.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 7 days ago

Paradise, Herts

Not surprised with that sword of joy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 7 days ago

Leeds

I mean I won't even look at your profile OP because I don't want to catch the feels for the magnificent.

Mrs

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By *rgoodnbadMan 7 days ago

greenock


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. "

"We watched in reverence as Narcissus was turned into a flower"

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By *ou only live onceMan 7 days ago

London

Just marry her, Carrick, there's nothing else you can do.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 7 days ago

the moon

Yes it’s happened

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By *TWboyMan 7 days ago

Kings Lynn


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact.

It is possible to love 2 men if the marriage is strong and both still want each other sexually as well.

Doesn’t mean you want to run off with them, but sharing yourself and feeling affection for another can follow over time.

"

Sounds like you are speaking from experience….

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman 7 days ago

London

Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

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By *yeSureMan 7 days ago

Glasgow

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By *inky PerkyCouple 7 days ago

Kingston


"I mean I won't even look at your profile OP because I don't want to catch the feels for the magnificent.

Mrs "

Just snorted coffee all over my phone 🤣🤣🤣. Bravo

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By *ansoffateMan 7 days ago

Sagittarius A

When you've got it - flaunt it! 😉

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By *ou only live onceMan 7 days ago

London


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

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By *ookie46Woman 7 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "

This is actually what my ex hubby said to me the first time he saw me in a pub

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By *cottish guy 555Man 7 days ago

London


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "

Don't tell everyone. It was supposed to be a secret.

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By *carlettsWoman 7 days ago

Harpenden

Guess there must be some women out there that like arrogant men?

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By *carlettsWoman 7 days ago

Harpenden


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣"

Awkward haha

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By *reachersdaughterWoman 7 days ago

Someplace

Do you get off on being cringe?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 7 days ago

The Big Smoke


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣"

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣

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By *ansoffateMan 7 days ago

Sagittarius A


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣"

If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 7 days ago

The Big Smoke


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣

If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!"

Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳

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By *ude LawMan 7 days ago

Harrogate


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣

If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!"

Bigamy at Christmas - what am I to do?

Spend it with the family? I can't - I've got two.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 7 days ago

The Big Smoke


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣

If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!

Bigamy at Christmas - what am I to do?

Spend it with the family? I can't - I've got two."

🤣🤣🤣

You joke but that’s exactly it 🤣🤣

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By *ansoffateMan 7 days ago

Sagittarius A


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣

If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!

Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳"

My sincere apologies.

I believe I just stepped in a turd, and must now humbly clean my shoe.

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By *awpleasureMan 7 days ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. "

Did she ever mention leaving her hubby for you?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 7 days ago

The Big Smoke


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣

If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!

Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳

My sincere apologies.

I believe I just stepped in a turd, and must now humbly clean my shoe."

You weren’t to know and don’t worry. The turd in question is now under the patio 😘😘

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By *oe n JayCouple 7 days ago

Surrey


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

There was a chap on here who recently proposed to two women on the same thread! 🤣

That’s brilliant 🤣🤣

If polyamory is ok why not polygamy? Imagine if everyone married everyone else then it would be a utopia overnight!

Sore point for me darling seeing as the man who moved in and asked me to marry him was indeed married and living a double life 😳😳

My sincere apologies.

I believe I just stepped in a turd, and must now humbly clean my shoe.

You weren’t to know and don’t worry. The turd in question is now under the patio 😘😘"

I could never do that... way too much Admin 😜

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By *linyMan 7 days ago

Manchester/London

Can I just ask the rest of the single guys on here, have you looked at OP’s profile yet and did it turn you gay/bi? Asking for a friend obviously

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By *oeBeansMan 7 days ago

Derby


"Can I just ask the rest of the single guys on here, have you looked at OP’s profile yet and did it turn you gay/bi? Asking for a friend obviously "

You too?! 🥺

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By *inky PerkyCouple 7 days ago

Kingston


"Can I just ask the rest of the single guys on here, have you looked at OP’s profile yet and did it turn you gay/bi? Asking for a friend obviously "

I tried not to look...God how I tried. It was just too much. Silly silly me.

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By *orcsmatMan 7 days ago

Kidderminster

When I began my affair with my current wife. She warned me of the consequences. And here we are, married almost 30 years.

She would never swing and it would not be in her character to do so. Other than that, we're having a very good life.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 7 days ago

the moon

😂

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By *avie65Man 7 days ago

In the west.


"Can I just ask the rest of the single guys on here, have you looked at OP’s profile yet and did it turn you gay/bi? Asking for a friend obviously "

I’m not willing to risk it. Not even for a biscuit.

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By *aintsnsinnersCouple 6 days ago

Tamworth


"Happened to any single males?

Had a couple (she was hot) and the husband wanted his wife to fuck someone else.

2/3 months of chatting with the wife, few drinks out with her, few hotel visits.. she had fallen for me. I said it would happen - she didn’t believe me and it did.

She was 45/50, I was 34/35.

Ever happened?

Silly men think they know their wives, silly wives think they can control themselves around charismatic, polite, handsome men.

Careful what you wish for if you’re just starting out.

Disclaimer - ofcourse some do well and set boundaries and stick to it - well aware. But these two were adamant their love was unbreakable and the boundaries were strong. Was not the case.

Hope they’re okay. I cut contact. "

Wished I had met you when I was married to my first wife

Would have off loaded her years ago

Present wife and myself met a guy for a first meet and he asked her to dump me and live with him on his narrow boat

Must of been a “silly man”

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman 6 days ago

London


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that

Don't tell everyone. It was supposed to be a secret.

"

Waiting already at the Church doors

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By *odgerMooreMan 6 days ago

Up Your Frock!

Im sick of women falling in love with me.. its a hazard of being awesome as a person and at the sex too. I think it might be my humble nature that seals the deal …

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 6 days ago

little house on the praire

Well done Carrick for not mentioning your cock in a thread. If your having problems with married women and I can see why, maybe just stick to single women, there more in control of there emotions

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By *odgerMooreMan 6 days ago

Up Your Frock!


"Well done Carrick for not mentioning your cock in a thread. If your having problems with married women and I can see why, maybe just stick to single women, there more in control of there emotions"

Listen to her… before she falls for you!!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh

Interesting that so many people choose to say I am lying about this, poor attempts at sarcasm and even some anger and abuse.

Bizarre haha

Anyway, so many messages in the last few days from woman on here saying it’s happened to them. So there we are.

Keep burying your head in the sand gents. It’s cosy in there.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Fantasists are funny.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"Fantasists are funny."

I’d say 95% on here are.

Me? I am 100% a realist.

My profile / verifications explain this. I am very picky and take my sexual healthy seriously which is why there aren’t 300 verifications on there.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Fantasists who are SO desperate for others to believe their made-up fantasy is true are just a bit sad tho.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"Fantasists who are SO desperate for others to believe their made-up fantasy is true are just a bit sad tho."

Oh couldn’t agree more.

Happened. The amount of fucks I give if you don’t believe me is zero.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

That would be more believable if you weren't always so butt-hurt about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pouty Stampy DON'T CARE. DON'T CARE DONT CARE is never especially convincing

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By *linyMan 5 days ago

Manchester/London

Can I call timeout please, I need to go get some more popcorn!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"That would be more believable if you weren't always so butt-hurt about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pouty Stampy DON'T CARE. DON'T CARE DONT CARE is never especially convincing "

My my.

Hope you’re okay x

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By *anchesterTaurusMan 5 days ago

Prestwich

They didn't know what mistakes they were making when meeting the world's most humble man

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

He DON'T CARE if you don't believe him, m'kay? He JUST DOESN'T CARE.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"He DON'T CARE if you don't believe him, m'kay? He JUST DOESN'T CARE.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh

Tbh you’ve blocked me which is weird cause I’d never have dreamed of messaging you.

But you do you.

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By *xploring 2000Man 5 days ago

Mayo

On today's episode of things that did not happen

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By *iseekingbiCouple 5 days ago

N ireland and West Midlands


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻

I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸"

Nor me. I just won't be able to control myself

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By *ozzybear1981Man 5 days ago

preston

This thread, the comments…. Bravo forumites 👏

And Joebeans…. We all know you are a damn stud fire 🔥 🥵

Nobody comes close to the charisma that you have pal, we’ve all witnessed how you make women fall at you’re feet 😃

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Oops. Looks like I got under someone's very thin skin 🤭

I always enjoy it when someone absolutely loses their shit and goes Full Stampy Pout when their pathetic attempt at self-aggrandisement is challenged. It's worth all the chest beating and pre-match victory laps because it confirms what we all knew from the beginning.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 5 days ago

couple, us we him her.

There's a fair amount of bullying aimed at the OP

I'll admit he gives as good as he gets but there does seem to be a mob mentality happening.

Just take it with a pinch of salt guy's and stop biting.

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By *ad NannaWoman 5 days ago

East London


"Oops. Looks like I got under someone's very thin skin 🤭

I always enjoy it when someone absolutely loses their shit and goes Full Stampy Pout when their pathetic attempt at self-aggrandisement is challenged. It's worth all the chest beating and pre-match victory laps because it confirms what we all knew from the beginning."

What did we all know from the beginning?

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Better call the Hurt Feelings Police then

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By *ad NannaWoman 5 days ago

East London


"There's a fair amount of bullying aimed at the OP

I'll admit he gives as good as he gets but there does seem to be a mob mentality happening.

Just take it with a pinch of salt guy's and stop biting."

On another thread I just read something about people getting banned and it shows their true character. Nothing said about people goading them in the first place.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Maaaate...just a bit o' banter. Just avin' a larf, innnit. Can't say nuffin these days.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Once upon a time there was an uncle. He was what we Southerners call a typical Yorkshireman. He prided himself on being brash and to-the-point. His favourite topic was himself and his opinions. He didn't mince his words and called a spade a spade. He liked to "say it like it is, take it or leave it".

Until people started telling it like it was back to his face. Then he turned into a delicate little snowflake and relied on his wife to scold people that they mustn't be rude.

The End

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By *icecouple561Couple 5 days ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Once upon a time there was an uncle. He was what we Southerners call a typical Yorkshireman. He prided himself on being brash and to-the-point. His favourite topic was himself and his opinions. He didn't mince his words and called a spade a spade. He liked to "say it like it is, take it or leave it".

Until people started telling it like it was back to his face. Then he turned into a delicate little snowflake and relied on his wife to scold people that they mustn't be rude.

The End

"

If this thread or the op is annoying you it's best to step away and ignore it.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Who's annoyed??

I've always been able to find the EXIT sign myself.

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman 5 days ago

kendal

On today's episode of things that probably didn't happen....

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"Oops. Looks like I got under someone's very thin skin 🤭

I always enjoy it when someone absolutely loses their shit and goes Full Stampy Pout when their pathetic attempt at self-aggrandisement is challenged. It's worth all the chest beating and pre-match victory laps because it confirms what we all knew from the beginning."

Genuinely not at all. Calm and happy as always.

Not that deep.

But it’s important to point out on this occasion you are incorrect.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"There's a fair amount of bullying aimed at the OP

I'll admit he gives as good as he gets but there does seem to be a mob mentality happening.

Just take it with a pinch of salt guy's and stop biting."

It’s a fair assessment.

I really don’t mind though, the attempts at humour are fairly poor and the sarcasm and cynicism entertain me.

I couldn’t be any less serious about anything on here so keep it coming all you want “ladies” and gents.

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By *inchestersBitchWoman 5 days ago

mid glam

....back to the actual OP'S op.

I wanna know did the husband find out she fell for you OP?

genuine question

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"....back to the actual OP'S op.

I wanna know did the husband find out she fell for you OP?

genuine question "

Sorry misread the question.

He kept pulling the plug on her meeting me at short notice, she was also very up and down so I think maybe he knew or was worried about it but I don’t know for sure.

In the end I was bored of the flakiness of it all and the up and down nature of it all I just cut it all off (politely).

She never asked me to run away with her or anything mad like that - they have kids etc - but she let me know how she felt.

I don’t like the drama.

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By *i versMan 5 days ago

Kirkcaldy

It happens, get over it or write a book about it...oh, you already did lol

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By *verageHoesCouple 5 days ago

Leeds

I think it's great that you had your own boundaries and stuck to them❤️

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By *inchestersBitchWoman 5 days ago

mid glam


"....back to the actual OP'S op.

I wanna know did the husband find out she fell for you OP?

genuine question

Sorry misread the question.

He kept pulling the plug on her meeting me at short notice, she was also very up and down so I think maybe he knew or was worried about it but I don’t know for sure.

In the end I was bored of the flakiness of it all and the up and down nature of it all I just cut it all off (politely).

She never asked me to run away with her or anything mad like that - they have kids etc - but she let me know how she felt.

I don’t like the drama. "

Thanks for answering 👍

Are you sure you don't like drama lol

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"I think it's great that you had your own boundaries and stuck to them❤️"

Yeh maybe if I felt the same I’d have struggled but I didn’t at all.

Far too messy.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"....back to the actual OP'S op.

I wanna know did the husband find out she fell for you OP?

genuine question

Sorry misread the question.

He kept pulling the plug on her meeting me at short notice, she was also very up and down so I think maybe he knew or was worried about it but I don’t know for sure.

In the end I was bored of the flakiness of it all and the up and down nature of it all I just cut it all off (politely).

She never asked me to run away with her or anything mad like that - they have kids etc - but she let me know how she felt.

I don’t like the drama.

Thanks for answering 👍

Are you sure you don't like drama lol "

Haha if anyone actually reads what I say - I never insult anyone or argue. People do with me - I just stick to facts.

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By *aizyWoman 5 days ago

west midlands

Does this happen with every woman you meet Carrick?

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

Fantasist is funny

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"Does this happen with every woman you meet Carrick?"

Nahhhh x

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By *inchestersBitchWoman 5 days ago

mid glam


"Fantasist is funny "

Harrying is not

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By *inky PerkyCouple 5 days ago

Kingston

[wipes tear]

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By *olinOfBathMan 5 days ago

Corsham

It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock.

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By *aizyWoman 5 days ago

west midlands


"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock."

No, the OP is way too modest to mention that!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock.

No, the OP is way too modest to mention that! "

I mean, tell me where I’ve lied eh haha

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By *aizyWoman 5 days ago

west midlands


"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock.

No, the OP is way too modest to mention that!

I mean, tell me where I’ve lied eh haha "

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"It must be true. The sceptics are all failing to take into account - because he never mentions it - that the OP has an absolutely perfect cock.

No, the OP is way too modest to mention that!

I mean, tell me where I’ve lied eh haha

"

Exaaaaactly x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 5 days ago

Central


"Bollocks

Yesterday I got a message asking “marry me”. And we haven't even spoken before. Beat that "

What else can a jilted husband failure do?

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By *mily36CWoman 5 days ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

It has to be Lynx!! I have seen the advertisements 😂"

But beware of the new 🍒 cherry lynx ... check there are no dogs around

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By *issot60Man 5 days ago

south east

😂

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"It happens, get over it or write a book about it...oh, you already did lol"

Haha

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By *olinOfBathMan 4 days ago

Corsham

It's interesting how the meaning and effect of prose can vary, according to context.

When someone posts nonsense with clear, self-aware comic intent, it can be amusing.

Posting identical nonsense, but clearly with a delusional expectation of being taken seriously, is rather different. It can still be unintentionally amusing, but very sad.

There are certainly some mentally challenged individuals here.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 4 days ago

Edinburgh


"It's interesting how the meaning and effect of prose can vary, according to context.

When someone posts nonsense with clear, self-aware comic intent, it can be amusing.

Posting identical nonsense, but clearly with a delusional expectation of being taken seriously, is rather different. It can still be unintentionally amusing, but very sad.

There are certainly some mentally challenged individuals here."

Oh my Colin.

Genuinely hope you’re alright with that much cynicism and I do actually mean that - not being a smart arse.

What I’ve said is true - I have no reason to tell any lies on this site.

All the best.

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By *hampersDarlingWoman 4 days ago

Norwich


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻

I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 4 days ago

Edinburgh


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻

I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸

🤣🤣🤣"

Genuine question?

Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum.

I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha.

But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics.

But again - each to their own.

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By *inky PerkyCouple 4 days ago

Kingston

Thinnus McSkinnus strikes again.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 4 days ago

Edinburgh


"Thinnus McSkinnus strikes again."

Oh personal. Nice.

Again. You’ll never get to me. Water off a ducks back my friend.

I hope something nice happens to you today so that you can smile.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 4 days ago

the moon

But it’s all true 🤷‍♂️

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By *tormidaysWoman 4 days ago

Manchester


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻

I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸

🤣🤣🤣

Genuine question?

Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum.

I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha.

But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics.

But again - each to their own. "

Ooooh....that's me told 🙄

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By *sj75Couple 4 days ago

castleford

It was the 'I said it would happen' comment that got us!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 4 days ago

Reading


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻

I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸

🤣🤣🤣

Genuine question?

Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum.

I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha.

But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics.

But again - each to their own.

Ooooh....that's me told 🙄"

Quick tell him he's got a pretty cock. That will smooth it all over.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 4 days ago

Ends

This might be your best OP yet, Carrick.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 4 days ago

Edinburgh

Ooft.

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By *tormidaysWoman 4 days ago

Manchester


"Oh dear OP. You really can’t stop “silly” people when they’re around you.

What a stud!

🥱🥱🥱

The amount of fucxx I give if you don’t believe me is zero. Haha

I didn’t fall for her. That’s nature.

Excellent. Nice to hear you have your emotions in check 👍🏻

I will definitely never meet the OP, I just can't risk the heartache 🥸

🤣🤣🤣

Genuine question?

Did you actually find the above funny or are you just trying to fit in with people that post on the forum.

I didn’t find it funny, not because it was aimed at me - just because it’s such a low standard of humour haha.

But each to their own. The wit and poor sarcasm on here can be tiresome for people who want to chat about topics.

But again - each to their own.

Ooooh....that's me told 🙄

Quick tell him he's got a pretty cock. That will smooth it all over. "

If I'm nice to him do I risk falling in love though 😳

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 4 days ago

Edinburgh

Yawn

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton

🤣🍿🍿🍿🍿

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By *arrickreal OP   Man 3 days ago

Edinburgh

I mean you can smell the jealousy from men on here towards me.

All for being honest. Never said a bad word about any of them.

Sad state of affairs.

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By *oeBeansMan 3 days ago

Derby


"I mean you can smell the jealousy from men on here towards me.

All for being honest. Never said a bad word about any of them.

Sad state of affairs."

Almost as sad as when a thread I create dies. At least I mourn and let it go though.

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By *olinOfBathMan 3 days ago

Corsham


"I mean you can smell the jealousy from men on here towards me.

All for being honest. Never said a bad word about any of them.

Sad state of affairs.

"

Jealous? Of you???

I see no evidence of jealousy from other men. As for myself, I refer you to my verifications. Jealous of you? Hilarious.

You are astonishingly delusional.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 3 days ago

the moon

Colin’s coming in swinging 🥊 😀

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By *olinOfBathMan 3 days ago

Corsham

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By *olinOfBathMan 3 days ago

Corsham


"Colin’s coming in swinging 🥊 😀"

No, just laughing - which is probably wrong, because he clearly has mental health issues. The clue should have been his description of himself as, "charismatic, polite, handsome," without a trace of self-deprecation or irony.

The profile is even worse: "I have a really good face," he begins, obviously having no idea why everyone will cringe. Ye gawds.

They walk among us...

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By *gent CoulsonMan 3 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have in the past had one say the 'L' word whilst we were cuddled up after the sex thing, being poly, we had 'the talk' about boundaries and what I was able to commit to, which, I don't think went down too well as we drifted apart after that

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By *electableicecreamMan 3 days ago

The West


"Colin’s coming in swinging 🥊 😀

No, just laughing - which is probably wrong, because he clearly has mental health issues. The clue should have been his description of himself as, "charismatic, polite, handsome," without a trace of self-deprecation or irony.

The profile is even worse: "I have a really good face," he begins, obviously having no idea why everyone will cringe. Ye gawds.

They walk among us...

"

Really? You don't see any trace of irony or parody? Do you think that's really his dick?

I think your overreacting to what is obviously a joke and fully intended to provoke a reaction.

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By *ude LawMan 3 days ago

Harrogate

Good The Wife everyone

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By *eadpool-ishMan 3 days ago

Horam

Can this end now?

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