FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What's the weirdest thing you've put in your mouth......
What's the weirdest thing you've put in your mouth......
Jump to: Newest in thread
"How long have you got OP?
Dreamies
Dog biscuits
Chappie dog food
Cock
The list is endless
Years ago when I was ill, accidentally took my cats meds....... 
Did you start purring? "
Nope. Didn't lick my own arse either.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"How long have you got OP?
Dreamies
Dog biscuits
Chappie dog food
Cock
The list is endless
Years ago when I was ill, accidentally took my cats meds.......
Did you start purring?
Nope. Didn't lick my own arse either. "
I bet you tried… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Testicles
Whose?? 🤣🤣🤣
👀🫣🤐
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha the actual truth is bulls testicles at a French restaurant on a date …. The only date I went on with that dude too. 🤢"
Did you say " bollocks to you " to him ?? 🤣🤣 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Pigs intestines in gravy - courtesy of my Spanish friend 🤣🤣🤣"
It's a nice dish. I had it before and there are variations of that in several countries. I suppose you never had andouilles de guemene sausage. Not widely known but rather nice with a glass of chilled muscadet.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've stuck my tongue in a couple of bumholes, they were clean tho 
Why did my mind go straight to a Beavis and Butthead joke? 😎
And now I’m doing the laugh
Are you threatening me? Huh huh huh "
I am the Great Cornholio |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've stuck my tongue in a couple of bumholes, they were clean tho
Why did my mind go straight to a Beavis and Butthead joke? 😎
And now I’m doing the laugh
Are you threatening me? Huh huh huh
I am the Great Cornholio"
TP for my bunghole |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Balut, don’t even ask
I wish I didn’t know what that was 🤢
How do you know what that is? 🤔
I also foolishly tried it. I’d blocked it out of my memory until you posted that. Ta 🫣
"
Ha! Likewise.. where did you try it? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Balut, don’t even ask
I wish I didn’t know what that was 🤢
How do you know what that is? 🤔
I also foolishly tried it. I’d blocked it out of my memory until you posted that. Ta 🫣
Ha! Likewise.. where did you try it?"
Hong Kong. Literally rancid. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Balut, don’t even ask
I wish I didn’t know what that was 🤢
How do you know what that is? 🤔
I also foolishly tried it. I’d blocked it out of my memory until you posted that. Ta 🫣
Ha! Likewise.. where did you try it?
Hong Kong. Literally rancid. "
Kowloon Bay by any chance? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've stuck my tongue in a couple of bumholes, they were clean tho
Why did my mind go straight to a Beavis and Butthead joke? 😎
And now I’m doing the laugh "
Haha that's immediately what popped into my head too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Balut, don’t even ask
I wish I didn’t know what that was 🤢
How do you know what that is? 🤔
I also foolishly tried it. I’d blocked it out of my memory until you posted that. Ta 🫣
Ha! Likewise.. where did you try it?
Hong Kong. Literally rancid.
Kowloon Bay by any chance? "
Mong Kok I think but I could be wrong. Whisky and fertilised egg isn’t a good combo 😂 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Balut, don’t even ask
I wish I didn’t know what that was 🤢
How do you know what that is? 🤔
I also foolishly tried it. I’d blocked it out of my memory until you posted that. Ta 🫣
Ha! Likewise.. where did you try it?
Hong Kong. Literally rancid.
Kowloon Bay by any chance?
Mong Kok I think but I could be wrong. Whisky and fertilised egg isn’t a good combo 😂"
Did you get to experience the Kai Tak heart attack? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Honestly, when I think about it, a clit. Like why am I putting anything like that near my mouth?
Same... Penis...
Do you give blowjobs?
*asking for a friend......
Is your friend Mr Pickle? 😂"
He gave me a fiver to try and find out. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Honestly, when I think about it, a clit. Like why am I putting anything like that near my mouth?
Same... Penis...
Do you give blowjobs?
*asking for a friend......
Is your friend Mr Pickle? 😂
He gave me a fiver to try and find out. "
He's a cheapskate. That should be worth at least a pony!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Honestly, when I think about it, a clit. Like why am I putting anything like that near my mouth?
Same... Penis...
Do you give blowjobs?
*asking for a friend......
Is your friend Mr Pickle? 😂
He gave me a fiver to try and find out.
He's a cheapskate. That should be worth at least a pony!!! "
I'm not a proper Private Investigator yet or I'd have charged more. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Honestly, when I think about it, a clit. Like why am I putting anything like that near my mouth?
Same... Penis...
Do you give blowjobs?
*asking for a friend......
Is your friend Mr Pickle? 😂
He gave me a fiver to try and find out.
He's a cheapskate. That should be worth at least a pony!!!
I'm not a proper Private Investigator yet or I'd have charged more. "
lol you  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
A brick.
Yes, I'm talking about those things made out of clay that walls and houses are built of.
When I was around 7-8 years old I pulled a loose brick out of a wall at my primary school and decided to chew at a corner and actually did digest a not insignificant part of it.
No, I don't know why I did it and no, I don't recommend it. It tasted like "brick". |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A flaccid cock that wouldn’t get hard at a club ugh I shudder at the thought  "
As a straight man who has no interest in having a penis in his mouth (brick aside) I'm genuinely curious about something.
Would it be like eating crisps? I mean, a crisp should be well...crispy. If it isn't crispy like you're expecting - i.e. it is soft - you spit it out in disgust and throw away the bag because there's clearly something wrong with the contents.
Something like that? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
As a kid I once bit in to an apple from the tree in the garden. I looked at the apple in my hand as I went to take the next bite, only to spot half a maggot left in the apple from where I'd just bitten. 🤢🤮 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *olo180Man 5 weeks ago
West London |
"A parsnip once. It was horrible.
I fucking love you!.. Parsnips are abominable. Sickly, cloying filth, only ever referred to as 'the Devil's root' in my house. "
Need some love for the humble Parsnip…poor veg, he’s nice and sweet and tastes great in a roast or puree with scallops x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"As a kid I once bit in to an apple from the tree in the garden. I looked at the apple in my hand as I went to take the next bite, only to spot half a maggot left in the apple from where I'd just bitten. 🤢🤮"
You need to change part of your profile name.......... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"As a kid I once bit in to an apple from the tree in the garden. I looked at the apple in my hand as I went to take the next bite, only to spot half a maggot left in the apple from where I'd just bitten. 🤢🤮
You need to change part of your profile name.......... "
I'm all about facing up to my traumas. Though I can't possibly divulge the impact elderflower had on me - at least not in such a public environment! 🫣 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *olo180Man 5 weeks ago
West London |
"As a kid I once bit in to an apple from the tree in the garden. I looked at the apple in my hand as I went to take the next bite, only to spot half a maggot left in the apple from where I'd just bitten. 🤢🤮
You need to change part of your profile name..........
I'm all about facing up to my traumas. Though I can't possibly divulge the impact elderflower had on me - at least not in such a public environment! 🫣"
I saw a video about cherries and inside were these small thin white maggots…haven’t been able to eat a cherry since 😭 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *nnCeeWoman 4 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"A brick.
Yes, I'm talking about those things made out of clay that walls and houses are built of.
When I was around 7-8 years old I pulled a loose brick out of a wall at my primary school and decided to chew at a corner and actually did digest a not insignificant part of it.
No, I don't know why I did it and no, I don't recommend it. It tasted like "brick"."
I went through a stage, along with some of the other girls in the class, of scr@ping the bricks, to get dust, then using said dust as make up. We were about 6 or 7 years of age at the time. Then the teachers, or dinner ladies, cottoned on to what we were doing, and told us how dangerous it was, and so made us stop 🤣🤣 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"As a kid I once bit in to an apple from the tree in the garden. I looked at the apple in my hand as I went to take the next bite, only to spot half a maggot left in the apple from where I'd just bitten. 🤢🤮
You need to change part of your profile name..........
I'm all about facing up to my traumas. Though I can't possibly divulge the impact elderflower had on me - at least not in such a public environment! 🫣"
You can tell me, I promise not to share. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
