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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton

So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... "

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By *ickD80Man 5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again.

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By *LiamMan 5 weeks ago

Midlands


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again. "

Harsh truth. She's probably in another mans messages right now. Or even their arms.. pull yourself together and move forward fella

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By *LiamMan 5 weeks ago

Midlands

Can I take OP?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again. "

Awwwwwwwww 😘 hugs to you its an awful feeling

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Can I take OP?"

Come on down 👅

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By *ucka39Man 5 weeks ago

Newcastle

The rent from my tenant would be lovely

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"The rent from my tenant would be lovely "

How unreasonable 🤣

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By *ickD80Man 5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again.

Harsh truth. She's probably in another mans messages right now. Or even their arms.. pull yourself together and move forward fella"

Yeah, knowing that makes it even more painful to be honest. I’m trying to move forward but i can’t.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again.

Harsh truth. She's probably in another mans messages right now. Or even their arms.. pull yourself together and move forward fella

Yeah, knowing that makes it even more painful to be honest. I’m trying to move forward but i can’t. "

Awww nick your breaking my geart here 😪

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By *ikolai97Man 5 weeks ago

Stockport

A night off work and a massage, my calves, back and neck are killing me

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By *igfasMan 5 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

A deep sloppy BJ an everything would be okay

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By *ikolai97Man 5 weeks ago

Stockport


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again.

Harsh truth. She's probably in another mans messages right now. Or even their arms.. pull yourself together and move forward fella

Yeah, knowing that makes it even more painful to be honest. I’m trying to move forward but i can’t. "

Bless you mate take care of yourself x

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By *ariaxxxxWoman 5 weeks ago

London/Kent

To snuggle up with my partner & communicate like a 'couple' should ❤️❤️

BUT......... Unfortunately the spark has long gone for me because of the way he treats me, It's actually sad when romance has gone.

I still love him.....& He tells me he loves me, But.....🤔

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By *ave1085Man 5 weeks ago

Onchan IOM

A great oral session!!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"To snuggle up with my partner & communicate like a 'couple' should ❤️❤️

BUT......... Unfortunately the spark has long gone for me because of the way he treats me, It's actually sad when romance has gone.

I still love him.....& He tells me he loves me, But.....🤔"

Ah big hugs its the loneliest place to be 😘

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By *ucka39Man 5 weeks ago

Newcastle


"The rent from my tenant would be lovely

How unreasonable 🤣"

Well not received any now the matter is costing more my rent is reasonable as I've never increased it like landlords do when the hike goes up I'm curious how much damage is within the property

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By *ariaxxxxWoman 5 weeks ago

London/Kent


"To snuggle up with my partner & communicate like a 'couple' should ❤️❤️

BUT......... Unfortunately the spark has long gone for me because of the way he treats me, It's actually sad when romance has gone.

I still love him.....& He tells me he loves me, But.....🤔

Ah big hugs its the loneliest place to be 😘"

That It Is 👍✌️ X

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... ""

Lots of hot Fukin sex with u 😉😘👌🔥😈

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By *illyNilly22Man 5 weeks ago

Whiston

Bless ye lad! It’s hard, but, if it’s definitely over. Move on and don’t look back, best two words ever….. WHATS NEXT!!

Good luck brother ✊

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... "

Lots of hot Fukin sex with u 😉😘👌🔥😈"

I can dream and not about Donna 😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... "

Lots of hot Fukin sex with u 😉😘👌🔥😈"

Tbh im sooooo horny i could just go a good session.. but my names not donna 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *r TriomanMan 5 weeks ago

Malmesbury

A snuggle up in bed.

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By *ringosampaioMan 5 weeks ago

London

A partner as slutty, sexually open and adventurous as I am, with similar libido

I always end up having to play down or compartmentalise/hide my tastes and appetite

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"A snuggle up in bed. "

👌👌👌

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... "

Donna’s old news I’ve moved have a thing for the letter c😉

Lots of hot Fukin sex with u 😉😘👌🔥😈

Tbh im sooooo horny i could just go a good session.. but my names not donna 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣"

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By *orthwestladinbrumMan 5 weeks ago

erdington

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... "

Donna’s old news I’ve moved have a thing for the letter c😉

Lots of hot Fukin sex with u 😉😘👌🔥😈

Tbh im sooooo horny i could just go a good session.. but my names not donna 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣"

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By *ischievous 1Man 5 weeks ago

Hampshire

I could do with eating some pussy

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl

Horny d*unk sex👌👌😈

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By *r TriomanMan 5 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"A snuggle up in bed.

👌👌👌"

🥄🥄

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By *illyNilly22Man 5 weeks ago

Whiston

If he’s not treating you properly, walk. I know it’s easier said than done if you love someone but everyone deserves to be happy. If someone is not treating you with love and respect, put your shoulder back, put your two fingers up and walk away with pride.

Good luck kid x

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By *ust want fun 888Man 5 weeks ago

nearby


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... ""

You, would be nice

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By *hornleeMan 5 weeks ago

Stockton on Tees

A bath I haven't got a bath just a wet room and a long relaxing naked massage.

Of course a few glasses of vino,or vodka on the bath, followed by the massage would be better, nice dream eh!.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chard

I would like a spoons session with someone, my favourite position. Maybe someone smaller than me so they fit perfectly 🤔

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By *ucka39Man 5 weeks ago

Newcastle


"A bath I haven't got a bath just a wet room and a long relaxing naked massage.

Of course a few glasses of vino,or vodka on the bath, followed by the massage would be better, nice dream eh!."

Don't forget the candles 😂🤣

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By *aybeLadyWoman 5 weeks ago

West Dublin

A home 🏠

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan 5 weeks ago

mk

A 3 sum

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl

Horny chattin 👌💯😉

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By *atinaChica54Woman 5 weeks ago

Marlborough

Box of Maltesers

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By *ustincider888Man 5 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Something to kill the pain of my sore shoulder

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By *vaRoseWoman 5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Some long slow lazy morning sex, followed by a shower, freshly brewed coffee and back to bed

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By *sWyldWoman 5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

For the next week to go quickly!!

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By *r Bond.Man 5 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I could do with 2 more hours sleep

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago


"Some long slow lazy morning sex, followed by a shower, freshly brewed coffee and back to bed "

I could make that happen for you x

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By *obilebottomMan 5 weeks ago

All over

Some more sleep but it is what it is. Still in bed though for a bit with a cuppa and then more chores to do 😭

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 5 weeks ago

North West

Morning spoons, a good forking and then some more spoons. A cup of tea in bed would be nice too 🍭

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By *est_Yorkshire_GentMan 5 weeks ago

Leeds

Cheeky little fry up and a lazy morning is all I’d ask for 😂

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By *arried curious guyMan 5 weeks ago

Motherwell

My breakfast in bed would be heaven

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 5 weeks ago

Voldsøy

A threesome.

MFM/FFM/FMF, I'm not too fussed.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 5 weeks ago

Reading


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again. "

I hope you finally reach the resolution that you are looking for and can move on to meet other people.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 5 weeks ago

Reading

I need someone to come and organise my house and give it a really deep clean

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 5 weeks ago

Hatfield

Permanent pain relief from the pain in my lower back ….

Oh and a cuddle wouldn’t go amiss

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By *orphia2003Woman 5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"Permanent pain relief from the pain in my lower back ….

Oh and a cuddle wouldn’t go amiss "

I second the motion. Actually both of them. Pain relief and cuddles. I shall start a petition.

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By *ugar dayMan 5 weeks ago

London

I'd want to meet the op

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By *iscotti32Woman 5 weeks ago

.

A full body massage followed by breakfast and a good coffee

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... ""

You sitting on my lap

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By *ou only live onceMan 5 weeks ago

London

Right now, apart from the obvious, someone to go to the bakery and buy me an almond croissant.

But, no, I'll have to use my own legs. Again. 🙄

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By *an8iMan 5 weeks ago

Bilston

Cuppa and a bacon sandwich

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By *linyMan 5 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Lottery win would feel very good

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley

For my old dog to kick his recent habit of waking sometime between 3 and 5am every night to go down the garden! Its been every day for a few weeks now and I need a good night's sleep 🥱😴

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By *randMrsShebaCouple 5 weeks ago

Birmingham

If me and wife could both get pip and churn out a few kids on universal credit.

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"If me and wife could both get pip and churn out a few kids on universal credit."
Penis In Pussy?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton

Some great answers ... this morning i could do with a full fat co ke and head tickles as im feeling a little fragile haha

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"Some great answers ... this morning i could do with a full fat co ke and head tickles as im feeling a little fragile haha"
offers oily massage and junk food x

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By *unfifersCouple 5 weeks ago

Dunfermline

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By *estructionDollyWoman 5 weeks ago

Manchester

Someone to come and tidy my flat, cook me breakfast, and do my shopping while I put my feet up

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Someone to come and tidy my flat, cook me breakfast, and do my shopping while I put my feet up "

I think thats pretty reasonable

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Someone to come and tidy my flat, cook me breakfast, and do my shopping while I put my feet up

I think thats pretty reasonable "

Arn’t they called husbands

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By *estructionDollyWoman 5 weeks ago

Manchester


"Someone to come and tidy my flat, cook me breakfast, and do my shopping while I put my feet up

I think thats pretty reasonable

Arn’t they called husbands "

Husbands come with too much baggage

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

I pack light

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I pack light"

You dont

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By *estructionDollyWoman 5 weeks ago

Manchester


"I pack light"

Is that an offer?

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By *onkey 2023Man 5 weeks ago

Cross Hands

A life in California…ski in the mornings, surf in the afternoons, ride my bike on the Pacific Coast Highway, and JoJo to go home to…but I’d settle for just the last part (heartbroken, as she was, and still is, the love of my life but the timings in life were all wrong).

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"I pack light

You dont "

Lol the suitcase

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"I pack light

Is that an offer? "

That's a given

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 5 weeks ago

Hatfield

What I’m packing isn’t light …. Fnarr Fnarr ..

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By *exyInLatinMan 5 weeks ago

Warsop

Coffee, a full English and good company!

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By *tr8MrEMan 5 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"So ive been out tonight and i know what i could do with right now 😈

But if you could have anything right now what would it be ?

Literally could be anything just something you think "ooh i could just have.... ""

My friend back who passed away from cancer in 2020 😞😞

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 5 weeks ago

Reading

Someone to bring me a cuppa and some breakfast so I don’t have to get out of bed.

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By *uckablecockMan 5 weeks ago

skipton

Oily massage followed by great sex

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By *uckablecockMan 5 weeks ago

skipton

I’d bring you a can of and lie there stroking your hair running my fingers up and down your back

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By *uckablecockMan 5 weeks ago

skipton

I’m on my way

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 5 weeks ago

Southport


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again.

Harsh truth. She's probably in another mans messages right now. Or even their arms.. pull yourself together and move forward fella

Yeah, knowing that makes it even more painful to be honest. I’m trying to move forward but i can’t. "

I know that feeling only too well. It's heartbreaking

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan 5 weeks ago

DUBLIN


"I’m finding it really difficult to move on from my last relationship and i miss my ex so much.

If i could have anything then i’d want to spend some more time with her and chat with her again. "

Your Ex is your Ex for a reason. It is never the same second time, as there has been a breach of trust. Kick one of the legs off that pedestal!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chichester

Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week

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By *indergirlWoman 5 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Love to be simple, life to be simple. People to have the guts to be honest with people. Just life to give me a break 🤷‍♀️

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By *rown.studMan 5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week "

If I could I would do what you said A good meal and a deep tissue massage to ease of the tensioned muscles

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week "

And well deserved after that 😘

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By *ike12thMan 5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Oyster ice cream

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week

If I could I would do what you said A good meal and a deep tissue massage to ease of the tensioned muscles "

Your too kind 😘

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By *rown.studMan 5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week

If I could I would do what you said A good meal and a deep tissue massage to ease of the tensioned muscles

Your too kind 😘"

Can show some kindness to you too

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

OP - I'd really like to kiss you right now.

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By *an NewcastleMan 5 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Those thick thighs wrapped around my neck

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By *orbidden eastMan 5 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

Some good sun and a 99er 😁

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By *phrodites AlchemistMan 5 weeks ago

Near you

Right now I want the ability to teleport 😏

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Right now I want the ability to teleport 😏

"

Ooooh but were would you go? 👀

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"OP - I'd really like to kiss you right now. "

Give me a bite of your pie 🤤

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Horsham

A home that I owned, instead of renting.

A new motorcycle, and decent gear to go with it.

A few holidays to have with family members.

Call it a a million pounds, that would do me.

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"OP - I'd really like to kiss you right now.

Give me a bite of your pie 🤤"

Swappies

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 5 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

A Naini who will cook me cakes and bacon and knit me hideous jumpers at Christmas

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"A Naini who will cook me cakes and bacon and knit me hideous jumpers at Christmas "

Awwwww love this 😘

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By *phrodites AlchemistMan 5 weeks ago

Near you


"Right now I want the ability to teleport 😏

Ooooh but were would you go? 👀"

I'll give you 3 guesses but you know you'll only need 1 🕺

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 5 weeks ago

Up North

A caramel oat latte, a slice of carrot cake and some snuggles on the sofa in front of a movie.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chichester


"Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week

If I could I would do what you said A good meal and a deep tissue massage to ease of the tensioned muscles "

Hurry hurry I am hungry and aching

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Right now I want the ability to teleport 😏

Ooooh but were would you go? 👀

I'll give you 3 guesses but you know you'll only need 1 🕺"

I now also wish you could teleport

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chichester


"Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week

And well deserved after that 😘"

Ha why thanks , if you are grabbing me a Greg’s bap on way no sauce please

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By *peedyGMan 5 weeks ago

Telford

A pain free left hip and knee so i could workout more consistently.

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By *rown.studMan 5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Right now I would eat my own head for someone to bring me sausage bap and give me a massage after driving almost 1000 miles this week

And well deserved after that 😘

Ha why thanks , if you are grabbing me a Greg’s bap on way no sauce please "

Making notes so I won’t forget anything

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By *asty tatsyMan 5 weeks ago

london

Think I would very much like to watch a film and have my back tickled 😁

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Think I would very much like to watch a film and have my back tickled 😁"

Youve git the right idea!

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 5 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"Think I would very much like to watch a film and have my back tickled 😁"

My favourite! But I always fall asleep 🫣

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By *asty tatsyMan 5 weeks ago

london


"Think I would very much like to watch a film and have my back tickled 😁

Youve git the right idea!"

Give my self a pat on the back too 🤣

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By *asty tatsyMan 5 weeks ago

london


"Think I would very much like to watch a film and have my back tickled 😁

My favourite! But I always fall asleep 🫣"

That’s the whole point though no

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By *iddler83Man 5 weeks ago

barnet

Someone reply to my messages 🤣

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By *iddler83Man 5 weeks ago

barnet

Someone reply to my messages 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Someone reply to my messages 🤣"

Heres one for you 😁

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman 5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A cleaner

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By *azler17Man 5 weeks ago

Castleford

Time machine, or a spoons session,I don't think I could get those any further apart

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Someone reply to my messages 🤣"

Let's not ask the impossible. 😆 🤣 😂

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chard


"Someone to come and tidy my flat, cook me breakfast, and do my shopping while I put my feet up

I think thats pretty reasonable

Arn’t they called husbands

Husbands come with too much baggage "

I wonder if there's a market for a TV maid service??

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

Honesty just some company would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

Is that anything or anyone 😜

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

All my coursework completed with a click of the fingers.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Is that anything or anyone 😜"

Either haha

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By *oeBeansMan 5 weeks ago

London

Your thighs squeezing my head... Shit, did I say that out loud? 😳

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By *vlizTV/TS 5 weeks ago

merseyside and anglesey

All my fem stuff back as I binned everything the other month panicking when I had a cancer scare,clothes,underwear,wigs,makeup the lot !, boo hood, other than that a donner kebab with hot chillie sauce would be nice

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By *NormalMan01Man 5 weeks ago

Harrogate

A blowjob… tbh.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Your thighs squeezing my head... Shit, did I say that out loud? 😳"

Get Joe a Time Machine

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By *oeBeansMan 5 weeks ago

London


"Your thighs squeezing my head... Shit, did I say that out loud? 😳

Get Joe a Time Machine "

Unfortunately, it's too late so I guess it just has to happen now 🤷‍♂️

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman 5 weeks ago

Hereabouts

A salted caramel frappe the size of my head, with like 6 extra shots of coffee. And enough painkillers to tranquilize a horse, but not kill me

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