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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh "
Is there any garlic sauce on that kebab of yours?
I do hope so, so I can lick it off  |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
Chilli sauce? "
Of course garlic and chilli were greedy us northerners |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
Is there any garlic sauce on that kebab of yours?
I do hope so, so I can lick it off "
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"Only Londoners can take this heat that that whole country is experiencing and make it about themselves. I get it must feel warmer because of the high pollution rate, but we're all suffering here!"
Yeah its always fun riding on the Central line in summer 🫠 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh "
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted. |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted."
Youve never lived you southerners |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners "
They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf |
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"Only Londoners can take this heat that that whole country is experiencing and make it about themselves. I get it must feel warmer because of the high pollution rate, but we're all suffering here!"
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"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off 
Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat. 
Calm down it's not hot enough for that yet for us gogleddwr "
A bit of cayenne powder and some chilli flakes would change that. |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf"
They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf
They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf
They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "
And mayo on their chips 😬 |
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Yeah up in artic Manchester I’m walking around in 4 layers just to stop my todger falling off in this brutal cold weather we’re having while looking at the people in London who are literally 150 miles away are sunning it up |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf
They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "
And no parmos 🤔🤔 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners "
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin. |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
They don’t even have gravy in the chippys wtf
They have white weird sauce on there pies and mash ... psychopaths "
Not like you to turn down white sauce |
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"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off
Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat.
Calm down it's not hot enough for that yet for us gogleddwr
A bit of cayenne powder and some chilli flakes would change that. "
You do what! I'm Welsh, I want cheese on toast and leek pie with Welsh cakes and a Bara Brith!...none of that fancy stuff diolch yn fawr |
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"How do you sort out this heat horn if you are living in London?"
We are both not skinny
I’m medium to large and wife’s BBW
Ends up real hot sticky sweaty mess coming together
Shower together after to freshen up
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin. "
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going |
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"North Wales and it's just about warm enough to get the big coat off
Ooh I would love to get a bit more off than just the coat.
Calm down it's not hot enough for that yet for us gogleddwr
A bit of cayenne powder and some chilli flakes would change that.
You do what! I'm Welsh, I want cheese on toast and leek pie with Welsh cakes and a Bara Brith!...none of that fancy stuff diolch yn fawr "
Cheese on toast is underrated. It is definitely an aphrodisiac.
Not sure what a bara birth is but hope it is something naughty. |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going "
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass? |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going "
Well depends what hands. Gentle or firm? |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass? "
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies "
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣"
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣"
100% tired of all the additives. |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣"
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ? |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?"
Pigs in blanket 😂😂 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?
Pigs in blanket 😂😂"
How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?
Pigs in blanket 😂😂
How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before "
Streaky bacon base to tip 5 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?
Pigs in blanket 😂😂
How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before
Streaky bacon base to tip 5"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?
Pigs in blanket 😂😂
How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before
Streaky bacon base to tip 5
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?
Pigs in blanket 😂😂
How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before
Streaky bacon base to tip 5
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Massive!!! |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?
Pigs in blanket 😂😂
How many could you fit on yours ... i know youve tried it before
Streaky bacon base to tip 5
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Massive!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
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"I dont know i dont live in london.
Up north we rub kebabs all over our bodies and have a glass of newcastle brown and it seems to do the trick tbh
I can make a good kebab, think it tastes better of a plate than body, but ic ould be tempted.
Youve never lived you southerners
We live, there's better things to put on the body than greasy kebabs. I wouldn't want to ruin your fine skin.
I like a bit of grease rubbed all over me its what gets me going
I thought lard would be more appropriate for a propa Northern lass?
Thats only on special occasions we get the lard out and slather it all over my boobies
Oh! I love it when you talk dirty to me 💦.
Is your pussy made of bacon, cause I'm going to make you squeal. 🤣🤣
Its the best pork steak youll ever get 🤣🤣🤣
I'm really all that into pork. Bacon and gammon however, now that's more like it. I wonder how many pineapple rings I could fit on my knob. 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate gammon but bacon yum yum ... how many rashers could you fit on your willy ?"
Loads because I'd be using bacon frazzle sized rashers. 🧠 |
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