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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

have you been inside or had inside you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Very very few

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman over a year ago

Reading

Not nearly enough.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Not many considering the length of time I've been here, maybe 5 I will have to have a count. I used to look to the rest of the site for my meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot. "

Shall I name them as well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?"

Location of where it happened

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?"

Yes, and a score out of 10

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I can only think of 4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?

Location of where it happened

Alright shagger! Save some action for the rest of us mere mortals 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?

Yes, and a score out of 10"
most were as good as they proclaim to be on here. Couple better. Just waiting to review Meli then I’ll leave teaching completed the forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?

Location of where it happened

Alright shagger! Save some action for the rest of us mere mortals 🤣"

I’m a sharer 😉

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman over a year ago

Glos

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman over a year ago

Glos

None

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

Surrey

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?

Location of where it happened

There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

I had most of them in one of my 'you match' thread and a few in my inbox. I have been in a few of their's too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?

Location of where it happened

There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉"

XTRA LARGE. Like the condoms I wear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"have you been inside or had inside you?"

Wait?!? Is that what everyone’s up to?

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By *emptme1993Man over a year ago

manchester

None so far

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Tonbridge

"Not nearly enough."

Happy to help if needed.

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By *exy RexyMan over a year ago

Up North

Small population and lots of variation of the truth already. Early days yet though.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Tonbridge

One for us.

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"have you been inside or had inside you?

Wait?!? Is that what everyone’s up to? "

Oh are you not in the Clique? Sorry

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By *IXEN200Woman over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

None as of yet, but they are all some distance away from me too.

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By *okingham WillMan over a year ago

All time or current?

The former is a much larger number than the latter #Old #PastMyPeak

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"All time or current?

The former is a much larger number than the latter #Old #PastMyPeak "

All time obvs

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

None

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

Some but being a man not enough of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None "

Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

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By *okingham WillMan over a year ago

"All time or current?

The former is a much larger number than the latter #Old #PastMyPeak

All time obvs "

In which case : Loads.

But they’re UNLOS now so can’t deny anything. So you’re just going to have to #TrustMeBro on this

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"None

Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love"

I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None

Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love

I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare. "

Ah yeah. Having to find the other person attractive will hinder your chances in here

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"None

Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love

I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare.

Ah yeah. Having to find the other person attractive will hinder your chances in here"

Finding someone attractive to look at is one thing, I'm an odd person.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman over a year ago

North Welsh Borders

2 if you count the person who went UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None

Frida, will you ever sleep with anyone from the forums? I actually know someone you’d love

I'm not hopeful, the combination of me living in the middle of nowhere and me needing to know someone a bit before I find them attractive makes me a bit of a nightmare.

Ah yeah. Having to find the other person attractive will hinder your chances in here

Finding someone attractive to look at is one thing, I'm an odd person. "

You are. ❤️

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By *reamTimeCouple over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"All time or current?

The former is a much larger number than the latter #Old #PastMyPeak

All time obvs

In which case : Loads.

But they’re UNLOS now so can’t deny anything. So you’re just going to have to #TrustMeBro on this

I've got a few UNLOS notches myself mate, they still count. They can leave the site but they can't unfuck you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells "

That’s so real.

Anyway about 38 OP.

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By *xfordjohnMan over a year ago

Oxford

Enough to keep me happy until recently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

That’s so real.

Anyway about 38 OP. "

Never said I was a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

That’s so real.

Anyway about 38 OP.

Never said I was a gentleman "

My man

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

A big fat 0

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By *viatrixCouple over a year ago

Gatwick

Zero. 0 👌🏻

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

Zero and counting..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Including UNLOS I believe I'm on five 💜

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By *ature male OldhamMan over a year ago

Royton nr Oldham

Zero

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman over a year ago

Reading

Zero but it's not something I've been trying to do either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero but it's not something I've been trying to do either "

Ok jokes aside, you’re not tryna bang me?

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By *andadbodMan over a year ago

Liverpool

over the years, three, none of them are active in the forums anymore though.

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Including UNLOS I believe I'm on five 💜"

Damn you got me beat, I believe I'm on 4

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By *estructionDollyWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Depends what qualifies as a "forumite"

Either way, it's more than zero and less than a hundred.

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Zero but it's not something I've been trying to do either "

I find that's usually how it ends up happening 🤷‍♂️

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By *ndymac888Man over a year ago

Dumbarton

None yet 😉

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

What constitutes a "forumite"...?

I've met/'met' some who are quite prolific and have posted on 1,000s of threads and I've met/'met' two or three who have only dipped into the forums twice or thrice in 24 months.

Technically speaking does one become a "forumite" the day they post on the forå for the first time?

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Depends what qualifies as a "forumite"

Either way, it's more than zero and less than a hundred. "

Anyone who posts on the forum from time to time, or did when you banged them

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By *aphunterMan over a year ago

horsham

"Zero"

Let’s see about increasing that 😘

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"What constitutes a "forumite"...?

I've met/'met' some who are quite prolific and have posted on 1,000s of threads and I've met/'met' two or three who have only dipped into the forums twice or thrice in 24 months.

Technically speaking does one become a "forumite" the day they post on the forå for the first time?"

I'm not a researcher from Sydney University so I won't attempt to officially quantify it, but i stand by my previous post on this

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Zero

Let’s see about increasing that 😘"

You realise three people have posted "zero", and two of them are guys?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero

Let’s see about increasing that 😘

You realise three people have posted "zero", and two of them are guys?"

Desperate times call for desperate measures 😎

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By *olo180Man over a year ago

Blackpool

Zilch so far…

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman over a year ago

Reading

"Zero but it's not something I've been trying to do either

Ok jokes aside, you’re not tryna bang me?

Maybe you’re the exception to prove the rule

And I didn’t say I wouldn’t do it either

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Mariana Trench

Too many. Easy hunting grounds

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"A gentleman never tells "

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too many. Easy hunting grounds "

The apex predator appears

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"A gentleman never tells

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However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it."

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Mariana Trench

"Too many. Easy hunting grounds

The apex predator appears "

That would be a cool username!

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By *aphunterMan over a year ago

horsham

"Zero

Let’s see about increasing that 😘

You realise three people have posted "zero", and two of them are guys?"

Haha, keep them guessing I suppose! The true recipient please stand up 😆

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too many. Easy hunting grounds

The apex predator appears

That would be a cool username! "

Touché! Be my guest

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

"have you been inside or had inside you?"

Yes

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Too many. Easy hunting grounds "

My experience is that it's rarely easy, but that's just mens' experience in general I think. But good use of the forum, can definitely lead to increased chances of boning

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By *urry BlokeMan over a year ago

To my knowledge, none

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

What a question. Brought a tear to my eye. Truly beautiful. 🩷

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it."

Or they just enjoy continuous interaction with someone they’ve made a connection with? Some men seemingly find their feathers easily ruffled! But who am I to comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too"

And woe betide the female being called out

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By *mmaleiaWoman over a year ago

Trowbridge

Neither of the 2 guys I met on fab frequent the forums

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"What a question. Brought a tear to my eye. Truly beautiful. 🩷"

Even your deflections are poetic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None. But there’s a few I’d like to be in!

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too

And woe betide the female being called out"

I've seen it happen, it's just usually followed by a little white knighting

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman over a year ago

Niche

Bingo took a turn...

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By *ighlandCooWoman over a year ago

Chesterfield

Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums.

Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too"

•

I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women.

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums.

Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago. "

I'll allow it

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

1647

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too

•

I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women."

And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific

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By *aramel.desiresMan over a year ago

Reigate.

A gentleman never tells, which means 0.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"What a question. Brought a tear to my eye. Truly beautiful. 🩷

Even your deflections are poetic!"

Aww, thank you Phil. Are you looking at increasing your grand total any time soon?

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

"Bingo took a turn..."

HOUSE!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 stallions hung like horses 👩‍🦽

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it."

Remind me again about what “lamppost pissing”

Is again… is that like marking territory or something? I should probably google it..

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

Remind me again about what “lamppost pissing”

Is again… is that like marking territory or something? I should probably google it.."

I get confused with gaslighting, lamppost pissing, breadcrumbing and I’m sure there’s a few others I’d never heard of before fab!

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By *ighlandCooWoman over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums.

Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago.

I'll allow it

Thanks! Haha 😆

Did you mean "met through the forums"?

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"What a question. Brought a tear to my eye. Truly beautiful. 🩷

Even your deflections are poetic!

Aww, thank you Phil. Are you looking at increasing your grand total any time soon?"

You know me Meli, I'm always trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

Remind me again about what “lamppost pissing”

Is again… is that like marking territory or something? I should probably google it.."

A posh and passive aggressive way of saying “salty”

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"2 stallions hung like horses 👩‍🦽"

It's the wheelchair emoji that got me

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too

•

I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women.

And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific"

•

The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement.

🧡

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a perfectly good lampost outside my house if anyones interested 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too

•

I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women.

And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific

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The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement.

🧡"

So you’re drowning your sorrows that someone fucked someone you wanted to?

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By *eo PublicMan over a year ago

Lincoln

I don't think I've had any forumites, but I'm open to offers

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too

•

I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women.

And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific

•

The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement.

🧡

So you’re drowning your sorrows that someone fucked someone you wanted to? "

•

Since when did this become allegorical? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums.

Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago.

I'll allow it

Thanks! Haha 😆

Did you mean "met through the forums"? "

Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies.

I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gentleman never tells

•

However, some genital-men will lamppost piss, ad nauseam, like their very existence depended on it.

I hear, on these very fora, that some ladies here indulge in this sport too

•

I couldn't agree more: the very practice is unbridled and perpetuated by some women.

And the green eyed monster isn’t gender specific

•

The green eyed monster is probably drinking far too much Chartreuse and Absinthe to cloud their judgement.

🧡

So you’re drowning your sorrows that someone fucked someone you wanted to?

•

Since when did this become allegorical? 🤷🏻‍♂️

When you specifically aimed your jibe at me

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By *estructionDollyWoman over a year ago

Manchester

*insert "Michael Jackson eating popcorn" GIF*

🍿

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*insert "Michael Jackson eating popcorn" GIF*

🍿"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *aphunterMan over a year ago

horsham

"*insert "Michael Jackson eating popcorn" GIF*

🍿"

Might insert something else…😘

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By *ighlandCooWoman over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums.

Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago.

I'll allow it

Thanks! Haha 😆

Did you mean "met through the forums"?

Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies.

I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising

It is when you see them answer a post about when they last had sex and you know it was you 😂😂

The forums are a great way to find out a little about peoples personalities and browse profiles you might not otherwise come across. I enjoy it

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

For what it’s worth I actually did a forum search and educated myself about lamp post pissing.. I’m a little proud of myself I won’t lie.. 👍🏻

Go me 💪🤔

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums.

Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago.

I'll allow it

Thanks! Haha 😆

Did you mean "met through the forums"?

Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies.

I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising

It is when you see them answer a post about when they last had sex and you know it was you 😂😂

The forums are a great way to find out a little about peoples personalities and browse profiles you might not otherwise come across. I enjoy it

Yeah that's awkward, I had a forumite fab a few years back, and in one of those "what are you doing this weekend" threads, she announced she was going to have sex with me. I try to be at least a bit discreet so I was fairly embarrassed to say the least...

And definitely agree with your point about getting a feel for someone by how they post. This place is great for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For what it’s worth I actually did a forum search and educated myself about lamp post pissing.. I’m a little proud of myself I won’t lie.. 👍🏻

Go me 💪🤔"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yey!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we talking current forumites? If so 1

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1"

Hell no, we're talking career stats

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

M54

"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1

Hell no, we're talking career stats"

In that case, more than 1 less than 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of them. You can't post on here until you've been photo verified, verified in person, and been inside Willy.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

None

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1

Hell no, we're talking career stats

In that case, more than 1 less than 10

So 2

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

M54

"Are we talking current forumites? If so 1

Hell no, we're talking career stats

In that case, more than 1 less than 10

So 2

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By *exy RexyMan over a year ago

Up North

Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8.

You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters.

Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill.

You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8.

You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters.

Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill.

You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪

I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8.

You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters.

Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill.

You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪

I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??"

Lamppost pissing, it’s about two threads down

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hmmmm. Where to start...

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By *exy RexyMan over a year ago

Up North

"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8.

You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters.

Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill.

You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪

I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??"

Use your own initiative like I said dude.

Don’t let the cock rule you ❤️❤️❤️

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8.

You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters.

Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill.

You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪

I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??

Use your own initiative like I said dude.

Don’t let the cock rule you ❤️❤️❤️"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8.

You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters.

Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill.

You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪

I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??

Lamppost pissing, it’s about two threads down "

Oh I only read my own threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think it will either

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By *exy RexyMan over a year ago

Up North

"Please refer to the lamppost pissing thread OP then divide by 8.

You then need to tread very carefully as it’s very misty waters.

Let the ‘youngsters’ fly their flag, use your own initiative by filtering out the shite then go for the kill.

You’ve got my back OP 💪💪💪

I'm so lost, is there a specific, recent lamppost pissing thread I haven't seen? Or do you mean my Forumnication thread which ended up being about it??

Lamppost pissing, it’s about two threads down "

Honestly 🤦🏻🤦🏻 I can’t help these people 🤦🏻🤦🏻

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up.

But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up.

But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 "

Fucking savage ☠️🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up.

But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁

Fucking savage ☠️🤣"

Honesty is the best policy Bella

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up.

But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁 "

Fuck yes. I love rifling through the dregs 💜

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up.

But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁

Fucking savage ☠️🤣

Honesty is the best policy Bella

So true 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up.

But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁

Fuck yes. I love rifling through the dregs 💜"

Just take wet wipes is the best advice I can give x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"To be honest i surprised myself with the stats when I added them up.

But, that said I'm not greedy and I made sure to leave all the ones under a 7/10 for everyone else. 😁

Fuck yes. I love rifling through the dregs 💜

Just take wet wipes is the best advice I can give x "

I've got my Primark argan oil wipes on hand, don't you worry. I am well experienced in dealing with trash 💜

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By *hil most chill OP Man over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏"

Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏

Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️"

Or on my illuminatingly exquisite lampost outside my house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏

Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️"

Oh, I'm not lamppost pissing. I'm stating facts.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏

Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️"

Oh how uncouth. I do hope no-one has pissed on my lamppost 💜

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

No one from this thread.

Yet.

Over the years, a trio. None of them have posted in about 8/10 years. I think they all left once they met me.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"No one from this thread.

Yet.

Over the years, a trio. None of them have posted in about 8/10 years. I think they all left once they met me.

They knew they'd never reach such glorious peaks again I'm sure 💜

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forumite virgin here.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"No one from this thread.

Yet.

Over the years, a trio. None of them have posted in about 8/10 years. I think they all left once they met me.

They knew they'd never reach such glorious peaks again I'm sure 💜"

They left my company and thought "Fab, completed it". Then went UNLOS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway. Everyone back off lancashire red, she's mine 😏

Sorry, apparently you can only lamppost piss in the official lampost pissing thread. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️

Oh, I'm not lamppost pissing. I'm stating facts. "

What’s the saying … “the more opinions you have, the less you see”. 🙄

Anyway, ta Bella 💗💗 I like to deal in facts x

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By *exy RexyMan over a year ago

Up North

"Forumite virgin here. "

Same as about 95% on this thread dude.

No panic 🙌

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

"Uhm, only one, but didn't meet through the forums.

Only started posting on forums a couple of months ago.

I'll allow it

Thanks! Haha 😆

Did you mean "met through the forums"?

Not specifically no, although I assume in most cases 2 forumites fornicating (forumnicating?) Is likely to begin through posts and replies.

I guess it's actually more interesting if you fuck a forumite without realising

It is when you see them answer a post about when they last had sex and you know it was you 😂😂

The forums are a great way to find out a little about peoples personalities and browse profiles you might not otherwise come across. I enjoy it

Soz

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"...Since when did this become allegorical? 🤷🏻‍♂️

When you specifically aimed your jibe at me "

I think you're woefully misinformed. I made no jibe at you. My initial remark was made in •general• terms and I latched onto your comment because my comment would have been incongruous on its own.

I don't know you. I have no idea who you are or where in the fora you prevail.

I took your 'green eyed monster' remark in general terms too; I had no idea it was directed at me nor any inkling of who I'm supposed to be jealous of. Enlighten me: who's bonking who at the moment? I'm not currently up with the current affairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...Since when did this become allegorical? 🤷🏻‍♂️

When you specifically aimed your jibe at me

I don't know you. I have no idea who you are or where in the fora you prevail.

Awww nero ❤️ i think its a typical case of miscommunication its so silly anyway

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

We've never met anyone from the forums before, which makes bookie with someone from the forums quite difficult. So the short answer is 0, Mrs x

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By *hisIsMe58Man 52 weeks ago

Winchester

None from the forums or site in general and I don't expect that to change

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 52 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

6 I think, however at least 4 are no longer posting or unlos so i dont know what that says about me 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Just the one...last summer! And tbh, it wasn't much to write home write about. Too much talk, not enough action. Thankfully they've been UNLOS for quite sometime now. When I'm in a position to meet people again, I'll certainly be giving forumites a wide berth!

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By *ack DawXXXMan 52 weeks ago

Weybridge

None.

Which goes to show what a great filtering system the forum is.

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By *hil most chill OP Man 52 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"6 I think, however at least 4 are no longer posting or unlos so i dont know what that says about me 🤣🤣"

It says you're no quitter!

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By *hil most chill OP Man 52 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"Just the one...last summer! And tbh, it wasn't much to write home write about. Too much talk, not enough action. Thankfully they've been UNLOS for quite sometime now. When I'm in a position to meet people again, I'll certainly be giving forumites a wide berth! "

#notallforumites

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By *outhman15Man 52 weeks ago

southampton

Still looking for my first

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

More than one

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By *carlettsWoman 52 weeks ago

Harpenden

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?

Location of where it happened

There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉

XTRA LARGE. Like the condoms I wear"

You suppose to pop on your knob not over your head!!! Oh Stephen

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By *ootyhunter69Man 52 weeks ago

bushey

Virgin here and vulnerable

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 52 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Once

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By *infullyObedientWoman 52 weeks ago

Woodley

Some but not met through the forums.

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By *sWyldWoman 52 weeks ago

Edinburgh

There's been a few over the many years I have been here

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 52 weeks ago

Hatfield

Nil and counting and forever optimistic

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

"A lot.

Shall I name them as well?

Location of where it happened

There is a reason why we keep an XL spreadsheet after all 😉

XTRA LARGE. Like the condoms I wear

You suppose to pop on your knob not over your head!!! Oh Stephen"

I always dive head first into it. So I have to.

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By *hil most chill OP Man 52 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"Virgin here and vulnerable "

You should team up with Baphunter - between the 2 of you all the bases are covered

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By *exyScientistsCouple 52 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple 52 weeks ago

Castlebar

Very few, a handful maybe....

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Zilch.

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By *olarbear73Man 52 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Over the years a couple dozen maybe 💦

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By *imply_SensualMan 52 weeks ago

Cheshire

Some have come and gone from the site now, but over the years, two maybe three, but the meets didnt come about via the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

"Virgin here and vulnerable

You should team up with Baphunter - between the 2 of you all the bases are covered

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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