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The 8 stages of eating Nutella 🍯
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By *agic.M OP Man 4 weeks ago
Orpington |
Stage 1 -open jar of Nutella and start with a tea spoon (make sure to savour it)
Stage 2 - throw away the tea spoon , grab a bigger spoon and continue eating Nutella until jar is empty
Stage 3 - open a second jar of Nutella and continue eating with the big spoon until you finish it
Stage 4 - you open a third jar of Nutella and continue eating
Stage 5 - this is when stomach ache appears ...and you ignore it (you continue eating Nutella)
Stage 6- you pass out
Stage 7- you wake up and open another jar of Nutella
Stage 8- you continue eating Nutella
I'm currently at Stage 5 🥴....it hurts so good 🥲 |
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By *agic.M OP Man 4 weeks ago
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"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?
Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜"
I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugar |
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"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?
Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜
I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugar"
can't believe someone could eat 5 jars of anything |
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By *agic.M OP Man 4 weeks ago
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"Do you actually have 3 or more jars of Nutella in your house at any time?
Or is this all occuring in the supermarket aisle? 💜
I bought 5 this evening... it's my "cheat" day - as in I'm cheating death even tho I'm eating all that sugarcan't believe someone could eat 5 jars of anything"
When you eat all the healthy stuff (leafy greens, oats, chicken breast, fish, avocado, eggs, bananas, sweet potatoes...) for most of the week, by the time the weekend comes, you craving that sugar like it's air 😅 |
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"Well OP, you have a new problem in your chocolate filled kitchen. Nutella ice cream! Not had it, just seen the ad. Very expensive though, Tesco £5.50 but shop around for £4.50
Whaaa 😲"
You know you want it! People like you can be bought for a tub of Nutella ice cream! |
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...it's what heaven tastes like 
a long handled jam spoon haha