""May I say you have a lovely absence of penile bulge?"
Never fails.
🤣🤣🤣 that thread killed me good
Would you like my last bounty ?  
🫠 let's share it, I would feel bad depriving you of pleasure"
Good plan |
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By *P_80Man 4 weeks ago
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One that surprisingly worked for me years back was "I've wanted to fuck you since the first time I met you."
Granted, there had been sexual tension between us for a while so I was fairly confident that I didn't need to be subtle. |
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I've lost my number. Can I have yours?
My mates bet me £50 I couldn't buy the most beautiful girl in the pub a drink, so how about we spend some of their money, what are you having?
Looking at you makes me want to destroy every chair in the whole world so you will have nowhere else left to sit but my face.... |
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""Excuse me, please may I chøke on your cock." 💜
I can't see that failing very often, to be fair.
It has a pretty high success rate.
But I'm pretty, so it's probably a biased sample 💜"
That you most certainly are  |
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