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The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.
Give us your orders.....!
Had a heavy day yesterday and need a big fry up, you're in the right place.
Need a light bite between bonking sessions? We're here for you, and might join you.
Need a bucket of coffee before you visit your relatives? The coffee pot is on and we'll do you a brew.
The delicious Mobile Bottom is on the front desk this morning. He's taking orders and bringing you food and flirting.
The fragrant and fiery Sinister_Spinster is in the kitchen, handling the sausages and frying eggs. |
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Can I get a ham and cheese stuffed omelette on toast with the toast made from a crusty bread slice?
I'd normally order a BEST sandwich with brown sauce but this weather is seriously killing my appetite. |
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"Can I get a ham and cheese stuffed omelette on toast with the toast made from a crusty bread slice?
I'd normally order a BEST sandwich with brown sauce but this weather is seriously killing my appetite. "
You absolutely can, let me go and agitate the eggs.
Would you like a brew with that.
A BEST sandwich? |
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You absolutely can, let me go and agitate the eggs.
Would you like a brew with that. "
No, thank you. I can neither stand tea nor coffee so I'll stick with the council pop (tap water) at this hour.
"A BEST sandwich?"
Bacon
Egg
Sausage
Tomato (i.e. tinned tomatoes).
Must be a West Midlands thing... |
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You absolutely can, let me go and agitate the eggs.
Would you like a brew with that.
No, thank you. I can neither stand tea nor coffee so I'll stick with the council pop (tap water) at this hour.
A BEST sandwich?
Bacon
Egg
Sausage
Tomato (i.e. tinned tomatoes).
Must be a West Midlands thing..."
Sounds good, I may add it to the cafe menu.  |
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"Ooh I'd love huevos ranchero with a bloody Mary please x
Easy to rustle up for you.
Make that a Spicy bloody Mary ?
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Ooh yes please xx "
You make yourself comfortable and I'll bring it right over x |
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You absolutely can, let me go and agitate the eggs.
Would you like a brew with that.
No, thank you. I can neither stand tea nor coffee so I'll stick with the council pop (tap water) at this hour.
A BEST sandwich?
Bacon
Egg
Sausage
Tomato (i.e. tinned tomatoes).
Must be a West Midlands thing...
Sounds good, I may add it to the cafe menu. "
Good to see pleasing the customers in every way you can Sinister but tinned tomatoes? Oh well, if the customers want it. |
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You absolutely can, let me go and agitate the eggs.
Would you like a brew with that.
No, thank you. I can neither stand tea nor coffee so I'll stick with the council pop (tap water) at this hour.
A BEST sandwich?
Bacon
Egg
Sausage
Tomato (i.e. tinned tomatoes).
Must be a West Midlands thing...
Sounds good, I may add it to the cafe menu.
Good to see pleasing the customers in every way you can Sinister but tinned tomatoes? Oh well, if the customers want it. "
I'll have you know, I am partial to a decent quality tinned tomato MB. |
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"First thing I need is something moist I can taste with my tongue 😋
A nice slice of our jelly tart perhaps?
Sounds promising, I might want 2 or 3 slices 🤣"
Greedy boy, we keep a list at tbe back of the counter of all our greedy customers, boys or girls  Good info of our marketing strategy |
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"First thing I need is something moist I can taste with my tongue 😋
A nice slice of our jelly tart perhaps?
Sounds promising, I might want 2 or 3 slices 🤣
Greedy boy, we keep a list at tbe back of the counter of all our greedy customers, boys or girls Good info of our marketing strategy"
🤣 always interested in meeting greedy girls 😈 |
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"Full fry up no tomatos and don’t skimp on the black pudding or hash browns please 
I'll get it started for you.
Fancy a drink with that? "
Give him a bit of extra Sinister as is not having any toms |
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"Full fry up no tomatos and don’t skimp on the black pudding or hash browns please
I'll get it started for you.
Fancy a drink with that?
Give him a bit of extra Sinister as is not having any toms "
I've chopped a large black pudding to make sure there's enough of everything.
We don't let our customers leave unsatisfied, MB
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"Full English with fried egg.
Black pudding, white toast hash browns and a large tea please.
I'll get that started for you now.
Sounds like a great way to energise your day.
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Thank you..
Well needed after a night of play |
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Just a reminder to look at the specials board too if you fancy something from that. There is
Pain Perdu - (French tooast served hot with butter and maple syrup and optional fresh fruit)
Croque madame - a french classic and served with optional cornichons
Halloumi and Zucchini Frittata
Lemon blueberry scones
Apple pancake
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"Just a reminder to look at the specials board too if you fancy something from that. There is
Pain Perdu - (French tooast served hot with butter and maple syrup and optional fresh fruit)
Croque madame - a french classic and served with optional cornichons
Halloumi and Zucchini Frittata
Lemon blueberry scones
Apple pancake
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Flipping show off.
Who has to toil relentlessly to knock these meals out?
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"Full fry up no tomatos and don’t skimp on the black pudding or hash browns please
I'll get it started for you.
Fancy a drink with that?
Coffee, strong and black please  "
Our crypt riser blend is very popular. |
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"Ill just have a coffee please.. Im not really a "eat first thing" in the morning lol
Hang on.. we are talking about eating food right? 🤣"
Yes food, this establishment has a hygiene rating to maintain!!
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"Just a reminder to look at the specials board too if you fancy something from that. There is
Pain Perdu - (French tooast served hot with butter and maple syrup and optional fresh fruit)
Croque madame - a french classic and served with optional cornichons
Halloumi and Zucchini Frittata
Lemon blueberry scones
Apple pancake
Flipping show off.
Who has to toil relentlessly to knock these meals out?
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Always popular with those that want that bit of extra and different. And the tip is good too |
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"Just a reminder to look at the specials board too if you fancy something from that. There is
Pain Perdu - (French tooast served hot with butter and maple syrup and optional fresh fruit)
Croque madame - a french classic and served with optional cornichons
Halloumi and Zucchini Frittata
Lemon blueberry scones
Apple pancake
Flipping show off.
Who has to toil relentlessly to knock these meals out?
Always popular with those that want that bit of extra and different. And the tip is good too "
We are always appreciative of a good tip, aren't we MB. |
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"Ill just have a coffee please.. Im not really a "eat first thing" in the morning lol
Hang on.. we are talking about eating food right? 🤣
Yes food, this establishment has a hygiene rating to maintain!!
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Ooh, in that case, I'll take some pancakes please.. with lots and lots of syrup.. dang it. Now im hungry now lol |
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"Just a reminder to look at the specials board too if you fancy something from that. There is
Pain Perdu - (French tooast served hot with butter and maple syrup and optional fresh fruit)
Croque madame - a french classic and served with optional cornichons
Halloumi and Zucchini Frittata
Lemon blueberry scones
Apple pancake
Flipping show off.
Who has to toil relentlessly to knock these meals out?
Always popular with those that want that bit of extra and different. And the tip is good too
We are always appreciative of a good tip, aren't we MB. "
Indeed, not that in itself is most important but certainly helps I'd say |
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"I’m a simple guy so:
Weetabix (other brands are available)
Greek yoghurt
Blueberries
Peanut butter
Salted dark chocolate
Oh, unlimited coffee?
Grazie 🤌🏻
I'll get the milk and a bowl for you. "
No tip 🚶🏻 |
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By *KloganMan 5 days ago
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Are you still open at 10:30?
If so, a bacon roll/bap/sarnie, basically bacon on bread with some brown sauce and nice strong coffee.
I need to run around a field first. I’d hate to have a heavy stomach.
Gracias… x |
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"Are you still open at 10:30?
If so, a bacon roll/bap/sarnie, basically bacon on bread with some brown sauce and nice strong coffee.
I need to run around a field first. I’d hate to have a heavy stomach.
Gracias… x "
Sure, pop in on the way back. It won't take a mo to do make it fresh for you. Will bring it out if you are too muddy |
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"Full fry up no tomatos and don’t skimp on the black pudding or hash browns please
I'll get it started for you.
Fancy a drink with that?
Coffee, strong and black please
Our crypt riser blend is very popular. "
In that case I’ll have two of those please! |
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By *KloganMan 5 days ago
Ramsbottom |
"Are you still open at 10:30?
If so, a bacon roll/bap/sarnie, basically bacon on bread with some brown sauce and nice strong coffee.
I need to run around a field first. I’d hate to have a heavy stomach.
Gracias… x
Sure, pop in on the way back. It won't take a mo to do make it fresh for you. Will bring it out if you are too muddy "
You sir, are a living legend… can you whip a fried egg on that too, I’m feeling frivolous… |
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By *loydyMan 5 days ago
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"The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.
Give us your orders.....!
Had a heavy day yesterday and need a big fry up, you're in the right place.
Need a light bite between bonking sessions? We're here for you, and might join you.
Need a bucket of coffee before you visit your relatives? The coffee pot is on and we'll do you a brew.
The delicious Mobile Bottom is on the front desk this morning. He's taking orders and bringing you food and flirting.
The fragrant and fiery Sinister_Spinster is in the kitchen, handling the sausages and frying eggs. "
wish I was Manchester (ish )lol |
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"Are you still open at 10:30?
If so, a bacon roll/bap/sarnie, basically bacon on bread with some brown sauce and nice strong coffee.
I need to run around a field first. I’d hate to have a heavy stomach.
Gracias… x
Sure, pop in on the way back. It won't take a mo to do make it fresh for you. Will bring it out if you are too muddy
You sir, are a living legend… can you whip a fried egg on that too, I’m feeling frivolous… "
And why not. Will make sure it comes with the perfectly cooked yolk for that extra indulgence |
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"Busy day today, so at least 3 coffees and a poached egg on a hot buttered crumpet please "
All pur crumpets come put hot, not always buttered but will make sure this one is and your poached egg will be amazing cteating a thrilling experience when you break into it. Are the coffees black? Can do you a big caffetiere |
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"Good morning,
I have a hankering for waffles this morning, with crispy bacon and maple syrup. And a mug of tea to go with it if possible please."
Everything is possible at our cafe. We make dreams come true. Yours is just about to. |
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"Good morning,
I have a hankering for waffles this morning, with crispy bacon and maple syrup. And a mug of tea to go with it if possible please.
Can I change my order to this 🙌🏻"
Since yours not done yet, yes you can |
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By *KloganMan 5 days ago
Ramsbottom |
"Good morning,
I have a hankering for waffles this morning, with crispy bacon and maple syrup. And a mug of tea to go with it if possible please.
Can I change my order to this 🙌🏻
Since yours not done yet, yes you can "
Wooohooo.. anychance of an outside table? |
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"Good morning,
I have a hankering for waffles this morning, with crispy bacon and maple syrup. And a mug of tea to go with it if possible please.
Can I change my order to this 🙌🏻
Since yours not done yet, yes you can
Wooohooo.. anychance of an outside table? "
There is a bench at the back. Sinister takes her breaks there |
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"Good morning,
I have a hankering for waffles this morning, with crispy bacon and maple syrup. And a mug of tea to go with it if possible please.
Can I change my order to this 🙌🏻
Since yours not done yet, yes you can
Wooohooo.. anychance of an outside table?
There is a bench at the back. Sinister takes her breaks there"
You're welcome to park yourself next to me.
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"Are you still open at 10:30?
If so, a bacon roll/bap/sarnie, basically bacon on bread with some brown sauce and nice strong coffee.
I need to run around a field first. I’d hate to have a heavy stomach.
Gracias… x
Sure, pop in on the way back. It won't take a mo to do make it fresh for you. Will bring it out if you are too muddy
You sir, are a living legend… can you whip a fried egg on that too, I’m feeling frivolous…
And why not. Will make sure it comes with the perfectly cooked yolk for that extra indulgence"
I can whip a yolk onto most things for our customers.  |
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"The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.
Give us your orders.....!
Had a heavy day yesterday and need a big fry up, you're in the right place.
Need a light bite between bonking sessions? We're here for you, and might join you.
Need a bucket of coffee before you visit your relatives? The coffee pot is on and we'll do you a brew.
The delicious Mobile Bottom is on the front desk this morning. He's taking orders and bringing you food and flirting.
The fragrant and fiery Sinister_Spinster is in the kitchen, handling the sausages and frying eggs. wish I was Manchester (ish )lol"
I need a Kitchen Porter, come on over and lend me a hand.... |
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"Good morning,
I have a hankering for waffles this morning, with crispy bacon and maple syrup. And a mug of tea to go with it if possible please.
Can I change my order to this 🙌🏻"
It is such a good combination, I never understood the bacon and maple syrup combo until I finally tried it and now it is a go to when I don’t want a full fry up. |
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"Good morning,
I have a hankering for waffles this morning, with crispy bacon and maple syrup. And a mug of tea to go with it if possible please.
Can I change my order to this 🙌🏻
It is such a good combination, I never understood the bacon and maple syrup combo until I finally tried it and now it is a go to when I don’t want a full fry up."
It sounds lovely... |
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"Could I please have 2 dippy boiled eggs and soldiers (2 toast, white) , a strong coffee milk no sugar and a glass of orange juice
Thank you "
Of course. That is a nice I like it just like that sort of breakfast. |
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"Can I have hash browns very well done and fried eggs please, maybe a flat white. Thanks 😊
Of course, how do you like your fried eggs. Sunny side up, runny yolk and crispy edge? "
Sounds delicious 😋 |
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Sinister you're a life saver! Had an uncharacteristically large amount of ale last night. I'm gonna need 3 of everything.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
hash browns
Black pudding
Fried bread
Tism doesn't even care if it touches at this point so smother it in beans and tomatoes and sod it grate some cheese on there.
A bottle of brown sauce please, I'm too fucked for sachets.
Hot drink feels like hard work right now but I'd love an iced tea with lemon.
And something to take the edge off. Maybe a mojito.
Also, and this is a long shot but do you have any eye mist, my eyeballs feel really sticky.
Please and Thankya's |
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"Looking for a filthy full English please xx
How filthy are we talking about? I might have to check if Sinister is free first. "
Sinister has her hands full of hash browns. So no time for filth here rn. |
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"Can I have hash browns very well done and fried eggs please, maybe a flat white. Thanks 😊
Of course, how do you like your fried eggs. Sunny side up, runny yolk and crispy edge?
Sounds delicious 😋 "
We aim to please though Sinister is eithet having a long break or liaising with a customer at the back so sadly I am left to do all the pleasing. Still will do my best |
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"Sinister you're a life saver! Had an uncharacteristically large amount of ale last night. I'm gonna need 3 of everything.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
hash browns
Black pudding
Fried bread
Tism doesn't even care if it touches at this point so smother it in beans and tomatoes and sod it grate some cheese on there.
A bottle of brown sauce please, I'm too fucked for sachets.
Hot drink feels like hard work right now but I'd love an iced tea with lemon.
And something to take the edge off. Maybe a mojito.
Also, and this is a long shot but do you have any eye mist, my eyeballs feel really sticky.
Please and Thankya's"
Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick. |
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"Sinister you're a life saver! Had an uncharacteristically large amount of ale last night. I'm gonna need 3 of everything.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
hash browns
Black pudding
Fried bread
Tism doesn't even care if it touches at this point so smother it in beans and tomatoes and sod it grate some cheese on there.
A bottle of brown sauce please, I'm too fucked for sachets.
Hot drink feels like hard work right now but I'd love an iced tea with lemon.
And something to take the edge off. Maybe a mojito.
Also, and this is a long shot but do you have any eye mist, my eyeballs feel really sticky.
Please and Thankya's
Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick. "
Thanks for the tip MB but I'm out of cucumber. Will a gherkin do it? |
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"Sinister you're a life saver! Had an uncharacteristically large amount of ale last night. I'm gonna need 3 of everything.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
hash browns
Black pudding
Fried bread
Tism doesn't even care if it touches at this point so smother it in beans and tomatoes and sod it grate some cheese on there.
A bottle of brown sauce please, I'm too fucked for sachets.
Hot drink feels like hard work right now but I'd love an iced tea with lemon.
And something to take the edge off. Maybe a mojito.
Also, and this is a long shot but do you have any eye mist, my eyeballs feel really sticky.
Please and Thankya's
Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick.
Thanks for the tip MB but I'm out of cucumber. Will a gherkin do it? "
That might sting a little |
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"Sinister you're a life saver! Had an uncharacteristically large amount of ale last night. I'm gonna need 3 of everything.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
hash browns
Black pudding
Fried bread
Tism doesn't even care if it touches at this point so smother it in beans and tomatoes and sod it grate some cheese on there.
A bottle of brown sauce please, I'm too fucked for sachets.
Hot drink feels like hard work right now but I'd love an iced tea with lemon.
And something to take the edge off. Maybe a mojito.
Also, and this is a long shot but do you have any eye mist, my eyeballs feel really sticky.
Please and Thankya's
Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick.
Thanks for the tip MB but I'm out of cucumber. Will a gherkin do it? "
A gherkin is rarely the answer. |
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Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick.
Thanks for the tip MB but I'm out of cucumber. Will a gherkin do it?
That might sting a little "
Everything stings a little right now MB 🤣😂 |
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"Sinister you're a life saver! Had an uncharacteristically large amount of ale last night. I'm gonna need 3 of everything.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
hash browns
Black pudding
Fried bread
Tism doesn't even care if it touches at this point so smother it in beans and tomatoes and sod it grate some cheese on there.
A bottle of brown sauce please, I'm too fucked for sachets.
Hot drink feels like hard work right now but I'd love an iced tea with lemon.
And something to take the edge off. Maybe a mojito.
Also, and this is a long shot but do you have any eye mist, my eyeballs feel really sticky.
Please and Thankya's
Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick.
Thanks for the tip MB but I'm out of cucumber. Will a gherkin do it?
A gherkin is rarely the answer. "
But not never right? |
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"Sinister you're a life saver! Had an uncharacteristically large amount of ale last night. I'm gonna need 3 of everything.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
hash browns
Black pudding
Fried bread
Tism doesn't even care if it touches at this point so smother it in beans and tomatoes and sod it grate some cheese on there.
A bottle of brown sauce please, I'm too fucked for sachets.
Hot drink feels like hard work right now but I'd love an iced tea with lemon.
And something to take the edge off. Maybe a mojito.
Also, and this is a long shot but do you have any eye mist, my eyeballs feel really sticky.
Please and Thankya's
Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick.
Thanks for the tip MB but I'm out of cucumber. Will a gherkin do it?
A gherkin is rarely the answer.
But not never right? "
I reckon its very close to 0. |
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"Eggs benitict with ham, white coffee and orange juice please
Marie x
Good choice and ham is delicious and off the bone. Nice chunky juicy bits
Mmmmm yummy"
I'll get your breakfast on for you right now.
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"Can I just have tou for breakfast sinner.
Sinister, maybe?
Not until I've satisfied the other customers.
Bacon before Boys. Lol.
I'll meet you behind the phone box later 😘🤓"
I always wondered why you kept 20 pences. |
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"A simple bacon butty with a bit of HP sauce would do me, and a coffee (instant coffee is fine) cheers"
If MB didn't catch you, I have.
I've just opened a bottle of HP sauce, make sure it doesn't squirt everywhere.
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks! "
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee? |
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks!
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee? "
If you want smiles MB is your person, I've got a face that curdles milk.
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Busy day today, so at least 3 coffees and a poached egg on a hot buttered crumpet please
All pur crumpets come put hot, not always buttered but will make sure this one is and your poached egg will be amazing cteating a thrilling experience when you break into it. Are the coffees black? Can do you a big caffetiere "
Ooh a cafetière would be lovely and a little jug of cream on the side |
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks!
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee?
If you want smiles MB is your person, I've got a face that curdles milk.
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In that case I'm happy for MB to do the coffee! Milk please, one sugar. Careful with that sauce though spinster, you don't want to get it all over the place and have to change your top! |
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks!
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee?
If you want smiles MB is your person, I've got a face that curdles milk.
In that case I'm happy for MB to do the coffee! Milk please, one sugar. Careful with that sauce though spinster, you don't want to get it all over the place and have to change your top!"
I started out to make a joke about brown sauce, which sounded wrong.
My brain then considered Daddies sauce as an alternative, which was even worse.
Maybe HP is the least offensive option?
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks!
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee?
If you want smiles MB is your person, I've got a face that curdles milk.
In that case I'm happy for MB to do the coffee! Milk please, one sugar. Careful with that sauce though spinster, you don't want to get it all over the place and have to change your top!
I started out to make a joke about brown sauce, which sounded wrong.
My brain then considered Daddies sauce as an alternative, which was even worse.
Maybe HP is the least offensive option?
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I'll take it without sauce! |
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks!
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee?
If you want smiles MB is your person, I've got a face that curdles milk.
In that case I'm happy for MB to do the coffee! Milk please, one sugar. Careful with that sauce though spinster, you don't want to get it all over the place and have to change your top!
I started out to make a joke about brown sauce, which sounded wrong.
My brain then considered Daddies sauce as an alternative, which was even worse.
Maybe HP is the least offensive option?
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I'll take it without sauce! "
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks!
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee?
If you want smiles MB is your person, I've got a face that curdles milk.
In that case I'm happy for MB to do the coffee! Milk please, one sugar. Careful with that sauce though spinster, you don't want to get it all over the place and have to change your top!
I started out to make a joke about brown sauce, which sounded wrong.
My brain then considered Daddies sauce as an alternative, which was even worse.
Maybe HP is the least offensive option?
...
I'll take it without sauce!
Very wise. "
I always bring my own anyway!
Wait... Not like that! |
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Sinister, this on is yours. Btw maybe some sliced cucumber might do the eye trick.
Thanks for the tip MB but I'm out of cucumber. Will a gherkin do it?
A gherkin is rarely the answer.
But not never right?
I reckon its very close to 0. "
Update- the answer is never, how the hell do I live unsupervised? 🤦♂️ |
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"Are you still serving?
If so, could I please get a bacon and sausage sandwich with brown sauce, and a coffee? I'll take it with a smile too, thanks!
Agreed, absolutely best way to take it and is coming up for you. Milk with the coffee?
If you want smiles MB is your person, I've got a face that curdles milk.
In that case I'm happy for MB to do the coffee! Milk please, one sugar. Careful with that sauce though spinster, you don't want to get it all over the place and have to change your top!
I started out to make a joke about brown sauce, which sounded wrong.
My brain then considered Daddies sauce as an alternative, which was even worse.
Maybe HP is the least offensive option?
...
I'll take it without sauce!
Very wise.
I always bring my own anyway!
Wait... Not like that!"
I shall leave you and your sauce to enjoy your breakfast.... |
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"Can I get some cheesy scrambled eggs on toast with a cheeky sausage on the side please
There's never a bad time for a cheeky sausage. Just the one or can you squeeze in two ?
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I might be able to squeeze in two if I really try 😉 |
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"Can I get some cheesy scrambled eggs on toast with a cheeky sausage on the side please
There's never a bad time for a cheeky sausage. Just the one or can you squeeze in two ?
I might be able to squeeze in two if I really try 😉"
Squeezing and trying are my favourites.
Partial to a sausage as well!! |
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"Can I get some cheesy scrambled eggs on toast with a cheeky sausage on the side please
There's never a bad time for a cheeky sausage. Just the one or can you squeeze in two ?
I might be able to squeeze in two if I really try 😉
Squeezing and trying are my favourites.
Partial to a sausage as well!! "
Innuendo aside, I love a nice herby sausage. Not had one gor ages as they come innpackscof six usually and could only master a couple. I freeze the rest and then forget about them |
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"Can I get some cheesy scrambled eggs on toast with a cheeky sausage on the side please
There's never a bad time for a cheeky sausage. Just the one or can you squeeze in two ?
I might be able to squeeze in two if I really try 😉
Squeezing and trying are my favourites.
Partial to a sausage as well!!
Innuendo aside, I love a nice herby sausage. Not had one gor ages as they come innpackscof six usually and could only master a couple. I freeze the rest and then forget about them "
That's what I do, eat a couple and freeze the rest. They're good for popping into pasta mid week too |
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"Can I get some cheesy scrambled eggs on toast with a cheeky sausage on the side please
There's never a bad time for a cheeky sausage. Just the one or can you squeeze in two ?
I might be able to squeeze in two if I really try 😉
Squeezing and trying are my favourites.
Partial to a sausage as well!!
Innuendo aside, I love a nice herby sausage. Not had one gor ages as they come innpackscof six usually and could only master a couple. I freeze the rest and then forget about them
That's what I do, eat a couple and freeze the rest. They're good for popping into pasta mid week too "
Time I raided the freezer. Though some might have been there for years |
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"Can I get some cheesy scrambled eggs on toast with a cheeky sausage on the side please
There's never a bad time for a cheeky sausage. Just the one or can you squeeze in two ?
I might be able to squeeze in two if I really try 😉
Squeezing and trying are my favourites.
Partial to a sausage as well!!
Innuendo aside, I love a nice herby sausage. Not had one gor ages as they come innpackscof six usually and could only master a couple. I freeze the rest and then forget about them "
My butcher makes a nice sausage. |
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"Morning! I’ve been up late Baphunting and to be honest would love a coffee and some food, are you running low? Are there any seats left or shall I pull up a stool in the kitchen? X"
Keep your stools out of my kitchen!! You'll bring environmental health round.
Youll never guess what I had to get MB to do to appease them last time.
The poor man was a husk!! |
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"Morning! I’ve been up late Baphunting and to be honest would love a coffee and some food, are you running low? Are there any seats left or shall I pull up a stool in the kitchen? X
Keep your stools out of my kitchen!! You'll bring environmental health round.
Youll never guess what I had to get MB to do to appease them last time.
The poor man was a husk!! "
😆😆😆 MB is a true team player. I’ll have to make sure I book in advance next time! |
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"Morning! I’ve been up late Baphunting and to be honest would love a coffee and some food, are you running low? Are there any seats left or shall I pull up a stool in the kitchen? X
Keep your stools out of my kitchen!! You'll bring environmental health round.
Youll never guess what I had to get MB to do to appease them last time.
The poor man was a husk!!
😆😆😆 MB is a true team player. I’ll have to make sure I book in advance next time!"
You'll be welcome back, sans stools, anytime x |
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