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Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative "
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣 |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣"
Fruity |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣"
Tongue punch her fart box |
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Let me know if I've gone too far |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box "
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈 |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈"
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cock |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cock"
watch with fascination |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination "
Bring a bottle of wine |
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Think we would steal her wine, pour it over her naked body and then lick it off together!  |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination
Bring a bottle of wine "
Drink her wine |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination
Bring a bottle of wine
Drink her wine "
put back in the cupboard as not a marmite fan  |
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Start a water fight with balloons |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination
Bring a bottle of wine
Drink her wine "
Offer him one or two of our butty's |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination
Bring a bottle of wine
Drink her wine
Offer him one or two of our butty's "
Butties, butties.
Count me in.  |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination
Bring a bottle of wine
Drink her wine
Offer him one or two of our butty's "
Give them puppy dog eyes for a butty as well |
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"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative
Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣
Tongue punch her fart box
Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination
Bring a bottle of wine
Drink her wine
Offer him one or two of our butty's "
Would swap her Butty's for a couple of IPA's |
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"Wank
Bum"
That leaves your bum available for me  |
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"Wank
Bum
That leaves your bum available for me "
Yeh but then you've left yourself wide open for me pal |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎"
Easy tiger. 😆 |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆 "
Pint and curry |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆
Pint and curry "
Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭 |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆
Pint and curry "
Spread him on toast and let Thickthighs25 eat him!
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆
Pint and curry
Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭"
Ill get the drinks, you get the oil. |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆
Pint and curry
Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭"
Stare at your arse |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆
Pint and curry
Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭
Stare at your arse"
Stare into space |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆
Pint and curry
Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭
Stare at your arse
Stare into space "
Wake him up |
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"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎
Easy tiger. 😆
Pint and curry
Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭
Stare at your arse
Stare into space
Wake him up "
Tell her off |
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"shave his beard"
Steal her glasses |
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"shave his beard
Steal her glasses"
Flick his nips |
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"Arm day😎😎😎😎😎"
Show him leg day |
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"Take him to bingo."
Tongue her dobber |
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"Take him to bingo.
Tongue her dobber"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 tongue his earlobe |
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"Whatever she wanted wow hot"
Start a food fight |
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Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger |
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"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger "
_winckle toes - make you a brew |
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"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger
_winckle toes - make you a brew "
No sugar please |
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Add sugar to the brew sneakily |
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"Add sugar to the brew sneakily "
Play a tune on those abs |
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"Add sugar to the brew sneakily
Play a tune on those abs"
Have a lovely day |
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"Add sugar to the brew sneakily
Play a tune on those abs
Have a lovely day "
Suck |
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"Add sugar to the brew sneakily
Play a tune on those abs
Have a lovely day "
Demonchrome - insist he wears white trainer socks! |
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"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger
_winckle toes - make you a brew
No sugar please "
Your wish is my command |
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"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger
_winckle toes - make you a brew
No sugar please
Your wish is my command "
Whatever she wanted or instructed me to do xx |
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"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger
_winckle toes - make you a brew
No sugar please
Your wish is my command "
Squeeze her bum. |
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Try and convince her that she needs a new b f |
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"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger
_winckle toes - make you a brew
No sugar please
Your wish is my command "
Have lots of drinks with her gorgeous self 😋 |
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"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger
_winckle toes - make you a brew
No sugar please
Your wish is my command
Have lots of drinks with her gorgeous self 😋"
Massage her sexy body, then kiss every part of it xx |
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"put my hand down his pants"
Put my hand down her pants! |
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"Button his shirt "
Uncross his hands and put them on my boobs |
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Slowly pull down his boxers and tantalise his swollen cock with my tongue. |
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By *elloWoman 1 week ago
alpha centauri |
Strip them bare, tie them to a chair clockwork orange style as I perform the iconic Goonies truffle shuffle  |
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By *b1980Man 1 week ago
Manchester |
Spend hours rubbing your body |
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Guess what he said |
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Give him something to suck on 😎😎😎😎😎 |
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Install better lighting in his bedroom |
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A lads night out, on the pull. |
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Suggest he reads before he presses post |
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I like not being able to see anything 😂 |
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"I like not being able to see anything 😂"
Weird as not a single shot was taken in MY bedroom |
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Guess what he said "
Something deserving of a beheading? 🤷♂️ |
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Feed them strawberries and ply them with Prosecco |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 7 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Give him a balloon and a packet of dolly mixture. |
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Have a jolly spiffing good time. |
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"Have a jolly spiffing good time. "
Steal his chunkies |
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"Have a jolly spiffing good time.
Steal his chunkies"
Would have a hot threesome all night! |
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By *elloWoman 7 days ago
alpha centauri |
"Have a jolly spiffing good time.
Steal his chunkies
Would have a hot threesome all night!"
Take a profile photo of them to replace the silhouette |
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Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.
Rest of you can smeg off. |
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By *utualMan 7 days ago
Bawtry |
"Have a jolly spiffing good time.
Steal his chunkies
Would have a hot threesome all night!
Take a profile photo of them to replace the silhouette"
A long and sensual massage followed by some prolonged and gentle sex  |
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"Have a jolly spiffing good time.
Steal his chunkies
Would have a hot threesome all night!
Take a profile photo of them to replace the silhouette"
Hold the flash for her and speak "say cheese". |
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"Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.
Rest of you can smeg off. "
Pfffft.  |
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"Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.
Rest of you can smeg off.
Pfffft. "
Share his chunkies😎😎😎😎😎 |
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"Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.
Rest of you can smeg off.
Pfffft.
Share his chunkies😎😎😎😎😎"
Can't tell as his profile is hidden... anything from a quiet drink to... |
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"Might have to top"
lick and suck that lovely dick
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Ask him what was it like playing The Mandalorian? |
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See if I can get his balls to swing like Newton's cradle |
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Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈 |
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"Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈"
Gets in a comfortable position 😁 😈 |
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By *urenutsMan 6 days ago
waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
"Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈
Gets in a comfortable position 😁 😈"
Explore her in that position |
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"Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈
Gets in a comfortable position 😁 😈
Explore her in that position "
But him a beer |
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By *it4uMan 6 days ago
Brighton / lancashie / SW France |
Buy him a pint |
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Get him some crisps to go with his pint |
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"Get him some crisps to go with his pint"
Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style |
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"Get him some crisps to go with his pint
Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style "
Remind him he is not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy |
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"Get him some crisps to go with his pint
Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style
Remind him he is not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy "
Borrow his shades 😎😎😎😎😎 |
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"Get him some crisps to go with his pint
Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style
Remind him he is not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy "
Borrow his shades 😎😎😎😎😎 |
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"Get him a profile "
Get them drinks |
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"Buy some maple syrup "
Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all |
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By *olo180Man 6 days ago
Greater London |
"Buy some maple syrup
Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all "
Make him do the washing up |
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"Buy some maple syrup
Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all
Make him do the washing up"
Add my dishes to the load |
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By *teff_RedTV/TS 6 days ago
Greenhouse or northwich |
"Buy some maple syrup
Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all
Make him do the washing up"
Turn him bi with my skill set |
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By *olo180Man 6 days ago
Greater London |
"Query her skillset."
Hide behind you while you query her skill set |
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By *teff_RedTV/TS 6 days ago
Greenhouse or northwich |
"Query her skillset.
Hide behind you while you query her skill set "
Drag him from behind to join in trying the skills set |
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Take some artist pictures for them to add to thier profile. |
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Explain there's more to life than bjs |
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"Explain there's more to life than bjs"
listen to him explain it lol |
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"Agree that BJs are important "
Have a chat about getting that siloutte picture updated 🤣 |
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Ask them to come out of retirement |
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"Ask them to come out of retirement "
Put their portrait on a locket |
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"Ask them to come out of retirement
Put their portrait on a locket"
Rub ice cube on her body with my mouth |
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"Have few drinks and giggles"
Id like that too. |
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"Have few drinks and giggles
Id like that too. "
Is this a group social? Can I join? |
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Kiss her bum as I removed her knickers |
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Make sure they put more pics on their profile lol |
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"Have few drinks and giggles
Id like that too.
Is this a group social? Can I join?"
You most certainly can join  i need some female company |
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"Make sure they put more pics on their profile lol"
Help her with her next video. |
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"Make sure they put more pics on their profile lol
Help her with her next video. "
film it |
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Watch him being pegged by the lady in his fucket list |
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Buy a pint and admire the passing ladies from a pub garden |
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Plan! Gets the second round in |
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By *teff_RedTV/TS 6 days ago
Greenhouse or northwich |
"Plan! Gets the second round in "
Question his music choice |
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By *teff_RedTV/TS 6 days ago
Greenhouse or northwich |
"Buy her a Prosecco "
Give in to his efforts to get me tipsy and into bed |
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"Buy her a Prosecco
Give in to his efforts to get me tipsy and into bed "
join in the spit roasting |
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By *teff_RedTV/TS 6 days ago
Greenhouse or northwich |
"Watch with a beer
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Ask him to swap the music as can’t spitroast to the rhythm of Coldplay  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Watch with a beer
Ask him to swap the music as can’t spitroast to the rhythm of Coldplay "
Join her for a foursome 🌈 |
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"Watch with a beer
Ask him to swap the music as can’t spitroast to the rhythm of Coldplay
Join her for a foursome 🌈"
Get bent over then |
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Swapping music but what tune to grind to |
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Probably just sort of nod casually in acknowledgement, then spend the next hour or so overthinking whether I'd just accidentally insulted, annoyed or confused him.
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"Insult, annoy and confuse him."
Grab snacks and join in |
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"Get spanked by him xx "
Pull his pants up xx |
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By *utualMan 6 days ago
Bawtry |
Watch the Lions play the Wallabies with him. It is the only time we will be supporting the same side! |
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