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"I have the wrong parts 😭" Ive done it again and opened a thread in the wrong forum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈 | |||
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"Part ... god knows what. Remember its only fun no personal or nasty comments welcome 👍" The boxing is on | |||
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"I'd fuck you but... I have too many excuses becaue I am anxious. Is that OK ?? I'm.confused about this thread x" Sorry i posted it in the wrong forum wish there was a delete thread button 🤣🤣 its regular in the swinging forum which is were i meant to post it 🤣🙈 my bad. | |||
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"I forgot to put my teeth in" Im walking my goldfish | |||
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"My legs hurt." Mine too, fancy a massage? | |||
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"My legs hurt. Mine too, fancy a massage?" As long as it doesn't lead to trying to fuck me. | |||
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"Cos thats against the rules !! " Bloody rules. Pfffft | |||
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"Cos thats against the rules !! " 🤣🤣🤣 shes a stickler for the rules | |||
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"Cos thats against the rules !! " I nearly took that personal 🤣 | |||
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"I'd fuck you but mars isn't in Uranus until 22:42 on the 15th of September 2027 "Good too know  | |||
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"I'd fuck you but mars isn't in Uranus until 22:42 on the 15th of September 2027
Good too know "Ie, drop a dm on the 15th of September 2027 at 22:40 and if I'm not dead and the Uranus is where it should be then we'll do the five fingers knuckle shuffle before the funky monkey... Owbowdat | |||
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"I'd fuck you but mars isn't in Uranus until 22:42 on the 15th of September 2027
Good too know
Ie, drop a dm on the 15th of September 2027 at 22:40 and if I'm not dead and the Uranus is where it should be then we'll do the five fingers knuckle shuffle before the funky monkey...
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"Cos thats against the rules !! 🤣🤣🤣 shes a stickler for the rules " Gotta find somewhere to stickler it, seeing as there's 0 shagging allowed. | |||
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"Cos thats against the rules !! I nearly took that personal 🤣" Nah, its not you, its me. | |||
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"Cos thats against the rules !! 🤣🤣🤣 shes a stickler for the rules Gotta find somewhere to stickler it, seeing as there's 0 shagging allowed. " I'm not smart enough | |||
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"You keep knocking me back." Not just me then 😂 | |||
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"You keep knocking me back." You never told me | |||
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"You keep knocking me back. You never told me " You said you'd rather get banned 🥺 | |||
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"You keep knocking me back. You never told me You said you'd rather get banned 🥺" Your too into grumpy | |||
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"You keep knocking me back. You never told me You said you'd rather get banned 🥺" You told me no | |||
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"You keep knocking me back. You never told me You said you'd rather get banned 🥺 You told me no" I prefer Baps | |||
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"He calls them baps 😎😎😎😎😎" Sometimes boobs too 😆 | |||
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"He said boobs 🙀🙀" I only have moobs. Damn | |||
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"He said boobs 🙀🙀" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'd fuck you but you're hideously ugly, and frankly I'm not d*unk enough to contemplate mounting the hunchback's uglier sister 🤷🏽♂️" His pulling technique is better than mine | |||
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"Your a long walk from here "I dont want to fight bulls and youd make me | |||
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"Your a long walk from here
I dont want to fight bulls and youd make me"I'm not a bull I'm a 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 | |||
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"Your a long walk from here
I dont want to fight bulls and youd make me"She's not a matador (female version) | |||
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"Your a long walk from here
I dont want to fight bulls and youd make me
She's not a matador (female version) "My blue underwear is in the wash | |||
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"I prefer pandy1" I like my cervix intact lol | |||
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"I prefer pandy1 I like my cervix intact lol" I’m too busy laughing at that  | |||
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"I prefer pandy1 I like my cervix intact lol" Doesn't use enough lube  | |||
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"I prefer pandy1 I like my cervix intact lol I’m too busy laughing at that "She laughed at me | |||
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"I prefer pandy1 I like my cervix intact lol I’m too busy laughing at that
She laughed at me"He might poke my eyes out | |||
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"I’d fuck you but I’m in chastity "I'd rather fuck the wife and leave you to clean her up  | |||
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"I have no clue how to start a convo so will just wink and fab all your photos hoping i get lucky 😄" he's a chancer | |||
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"I have no clue how to start a convo so will just wink and fab all your photos hoping i get lucky 😄 he's a chancer" He doesn't take risks | |||
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"He has big hands. I’m not saying no "I only have little hands | |||
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"I’m not a london Guy" Too much of a stud for me | |||
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"I’m not a london Guy Too much of a stud for me" He didn't rinse the bath after the shower | |||
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"I’m not a london Guy Too much of a stud for me He didn't rinse the bath after the shower" Im not big | |||
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"I’m not a london Guy Too much of a stud for me He didn't rinse the bath after the shower Im not big" Hes a hobbit | |||
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"I’m not a london Guy Too much of a stud for me He didn't rinse the bath after the shower Im not big Hes a hobbit " She said she could feel me last time  | |||
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"I’m not a london Guy Too much of a stud for me He didn't rinse the bath after the shower Im not big Hes a hobbit " There’s no reason I can think off | |||
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"I’m not a london Guy Too much of a stud for me He didn't rinse the bath after the shower Im not big Hes a hobbit There’s no reason I can think off "Someone borrowed my cars wheels and you are too far away to walk. | |||
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"Part ... god knows what. Remember its only fun no personal or nasty comments welcome 👍" I'm married and my wife does not know I'm on here | |||
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"Part ... god knows what. Remember its only fun no personal or nasty comments welcome 👍 I'm married and my wife does not know I'm on here "You are married and I am straight | |||
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"Im just a poor delicate flower " She's hidden her location | |||
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"I don't want my tea to get cold" Im too hot and bothered | |||
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"I don't want my tea to get cold Im too hot and bothered " She was too busy on another thread | |||
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"My air-con is not working " He’s busy with his meringue’s | |||
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"My air-con is not working He’s busy with his meringue’s " He is funseeking in stanley | |||
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"But,… I want to do it on a bouncy castle with strawberry custard. Are you in? " Tell him if he pours it on his willy then yes | |||
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"But,… I want to do it on a bouncy castle with strawberry custard. Are you in? Tell him if he pours it on his willy then yes " Are you alright if it’s cold custard then? | |||
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"But,… I want to do it on a bouncy castle with strawberry custard. Are you in? Tell him if he pours it on his willy then yes Are you alright if it’s cold custard then? " I’m Too busy between Thickthighs thighs | |||
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"She's wearing too many clothes. "Hes got a 6 pack and a better tan | |||
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"She's wearing too many clothes.
Hes got a 6 pack and a better tan"he got a better deal at tescos | |||
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"She's wearing too many clothes.
Hes got a 6 pack and a better tan he got a better deal at tescos"He shops at Tesco’s | |||
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"She's wearing too many clothes.
Hes got a 6 pack and a better tan he got a better deal at tescos
He shops at Tesco’s "Can't afford tescos | |||
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"She's wearing too many clothes.
Hes got a 6 pack and a better tan he got a better deal at tescos
He shops at Tesco’s
Can't afford tescos"He loves aldi | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 15:18:00]" Too indecisive regarding posts | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 15:18:00] Too indecisive regarding posts" Hes too picky | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 15:18:00] Too indecisive regarding posts Hes too picky" Spends too much time in my courtroom | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 15:18:00] Too indecisive regarding posts Hes too picky Spends too much time in my courtroom "enjoy incarceration too much | |||
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"He’s very judgey " She likes coffee | |||
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"I'm waiting for my train " How long you go? | |||
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"I'm waiting for my train " I'm not on the same platform | |||
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"Cba with timetables" Too big for me! | |||
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"He puts his cat above my needs" Having a chill day | |||
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"But he's out of practice " I'm here to be taught, not to do the teaching 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"But he's out of practice I'm here to be taught, not to do the teaching 😎😎😎😎😎" Hes wearing sunglasses indoors. | |||
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"Hes wearing sunglasses indoors." I only like straight smiles | |||
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"Hes wearing sunglasses indoors. I only like straight smiles" I'm scared of ducks! | |||
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"Hes wearing sunglasses indoors. I only like straight smiles I'm scared of ducks!" Ive not seen her blue knickers yet | |||
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"Hes wearing sunglasses indoors. I only like straight smiles I'm scared of ducks! Ive not seen her blue knickers yet "Scared to try his chunkie | |||
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"Hes wearing sunglasses indoors. I only like straight smiles I'm scared of ducks! Ive not seen her blue knickers yet
Scared to try his chunkie"He likes it raw | |||
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"I prefer things cooked" Can’t cook | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎" Your profile's hidden | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden" I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag" I think I just saw the Bat Signal | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag I think I just saw the Bat Signal "I don't believe in secrets | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag I think I just saw the Bat Signal
I don't believe in secrets"Hes too forward | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag I think I just saw the Bat Signal
I don't believe in secrets
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" He likes them shy" I'm recharging my super amazing flying carpet | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag I think I just saw the Bat Signal
I don't believe in secrets
Hes too forward
He likes them shy"She likes the hot. | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag I think I just saw the Bat Signal
I don't believe in secrets
Hes too forward
He likes them shy"You don’t know where you are so I wouldn’t be able to find you. | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag I think I just saw the Bat Signal
I don't believe in secrets
Hes too forward
He likes them shy
You don’t know where you are so I wouldn’t be able to find you. "He's not willing to look hard enough | |||
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"It's biblical raining 😎😎😎😎😎 Your profile's hidden I can feel the seam on my sock and it's making me gag I think I just saw the Bat Signal
I don't believe in secrets
Hes too forward
He likes them shy
You don’t know where you are so I wouldn’t be able to find you.
He's not willing to look hard enough "I'm very very short sighted😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Likes to protect his eyes during the money shot" He thinks his money shot gonna give him a red eye | |||
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"I'd have a red face, no money and poor eye sight. " I'm a clean freak | |||
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"I'm going to go to sleep instead. " I’m already asleep | |||
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"Im cleaning the house " Dropping things on purpose | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 23:22:56]" She may have removed my invitation | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 23:22:56] She may have removed my invitation "You never replied to mine | |||
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"I'm already in my jamas "I’ve already set my alarm! | |||
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"I'm already in my jamas
I’ve already set my alarm!"Can’t be arsed now | |||
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