OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!
So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.
I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).
So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do?  |
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"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!
So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.
I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).
So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do? "
Resign yourself to the fact you're going to smell if curry forever mire 😂 |
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"Unfortunately the only thing to do is to turn the house into an Indian restaurant and start a new career as a chef 👨🏽🍳"
I like your thinking! Is Wasp curry a thing? It would certainly leave your mouth and little bit stingy |
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By *ohn 66Man 3 weeks ago
South Birmingham |
"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!
So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.
I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).
So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do? "
Pour brandy over the window frame. Sellotape a match to the window, sandpaper to the frame. Open the window quickly, causing a spark and flames at the exactly moment the wasp could (if still alive) could pose a problem.
I suggest doing all this from outside in your garden. Just incase the fire spreads and your house burns down. Always best to be cautious. |
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"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!
So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.
🤣🤣
I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).
So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do?
Pour brandy over the window frame. Sellotape a match to the window, sandpaper to the frame. Open the window quickly, causing a spark and flames at the exactly moment the wasp could (if still alive) could pose a problem.
I suggest doing all this from outside in your garden. Just incase the fire spreads and your house burns down. Always best to be cautious."
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"OK folks, I have a problem I need your big brains for, not the one between your legs!
So making lunch, a wasp flew through the window. As im totally shit scared of them I closed the window when it fell down to the bottom of the frame, it is now stuck in the gap at the bottom.
🤣🤣
I'm now cooking a smelly curry, I need to open the window but it is either dead (happy days) or extremely fucking angry (Sad times).
So folks, is it dead or alive, what do I do?
Pour brandy over the window frame. Sellotape a match to the window, sandpaper to the frame. Open the window quickly, causing a spark and flames at the exactly moment the wasp could (if still alive) could pose a problem.
I suggest doing all this from outside in your garden. Just incase the fire spreads and your house burns down. Always best to be cautious."
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"You may wish to factor in the fact that a distressed, injured or even dead wasp releases a scent that will alert other wasps to come to its assistance. "
I have a waft of sexually desperation going on, if the wasps can detect anything above that I'll be very impressed |
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By *abluesbabyMan 3 weeks ago
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"You may wish to factor in the fact that a distressed, injured or even dead wasp releases a scent that will alert other wasps to come to its assistance.
I have a waft of sexually desperation going on, if the wasps can detect anything above that I'll be very impressed "
Oh no, no, no! They won't bother about wafts of male sexual desperation. Wasps are way more advanced and much higher up the foodchain as anything as pitiful as that!
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