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"I’ll say it. - single male. Also, - no, you don’t look fat in that dress. - I’ve only had 2 pints. - your mom’s lovely. ^just a few. 😏😅" | |||
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"I promise you no one had ever made me cum from oral… will you be the first? "Come again? | |||
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""Male allowed to play with permission from the wife" "Came here to say this! 😆 | |||
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"“I don’t care about size, I just like personality!” " I'll second this. | |||
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"What is the most common lie used? " I love you  | |||
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"People saying they’re fine . when they aren’t " Unfortunately yes. So I ask twice. | |||
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"People saying they’re fine . when they aren’t " This 100% | |||
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"I've just stumbled across your profile." And I'm just a few miles away. | |||
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""The cheques in the post". (Old days..for those who have never seen a cheque) lol" Yip, when I was a lad. | |||
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"Im not here to sleep my way through the site "Yeah only when the horny levels take over 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Im not here to sleep my way through the site
Yeah only when the horny levels take over 😂😂😂"KNEW IT 👀👀🔎 | |||
"I read and understood the terms and conditions " I skipped leg day....not with those quads sir. good thing I like riding quads. | |||
"Im not here to sleep my way through the site "SLEEP, who mentioned you getting any sleep? | |||
"Im not here to sleep my way through the site "• ...but you can't help the whole site sleeping with you?  | |||
"Im not here to sleep my way through the site
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...but you can't help the whole site sleeping with you? "Oh i can its called "no thankyou" | |||
"I read and understood the terms and conditions I skipped leg day....not with those quads sir. good thing I like riding quads. "Yee haa | |||
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"Profile says ‘straight’ Talks about sucking cock 🤣" Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐 | |||
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"Profile says ‘straight’ Talks about sucking cock 🤣 Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐" Go on. You know you want to. | |||
"Profile says ‘straight’ Talks about sucking cock 🤣 Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐 Go on. You know you want to. "Nope ive made a commitment to myself after my break to ignore each and everyone of those threads and ignore them 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Profile says ‘straight’ Talks about sucking cock 🤣 Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐 Go on. You know you want to.
Nope ive made a commitment to myself after my break to ignore each and everyone of those threads and ignore them 🤣🤣🤣🤣"Theres lots of threads i ignore for many different reasons | |||
"You're hot. Men will say anthing to get laid" Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell | |||
"You're hot. Men will say anthing to get laid Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell " You’re hot | |||
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"You're hot. Men will say anthing to get laid Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell You’re hot " Fancy a scissor? 😘 | |||
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"You're hot. Men will say anthing to get laid Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell You’re hot " I wonder what you're after???? | |||
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"All reform voters are racist " I think that's more of a potential misconception than a lie. I think most people who say reform voters are racist believe it to be true based on the policies they support. You may interpret it differently, but someone saying what they believe to be truth while misinformed is different to a deliberate lie I think 💜 | |||
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"Profile says ‘straight’ Talks about sucking cock 🤣 Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐 Go on. You know you want to.
Nope ive made a commitment to myself after my break to ignore each and everyone of those threads and ignore them 🤣🤣🤣🤣"Now, I am interested in knowing more... | |||
"You're hot. Men will say anthing to get laid Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell You’re hot Fancy a scissor? 😘" What do you want to cut through? | |||
"You're hot. Men will say anthing to get laid Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell You’re hot I wonder what you're after???? "You will only know if you are 99 years old | |||
"People saying they’re fine . when they aren’t Unfortunately yes. So I ask twice. " Damn you chunky. You're just so tricky. | |||
""Male allowed to play with permission from the wife" "Lol. | |||
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"10 Couples and 24 guys have all caught "Covid " at the same time 1 day before a group social . 🤔😂" Sacre bleu | |||
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"I'm not attached... I'm respectful of your boundaries... I don't mind waiting... Yes i have read your profile (then asks for something my profile already explains).... there is quite a list haha... " I love the blue undies - not a lie. | |||
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"When we don’t have time…..”I’ll just give a little lick”" Just 1 hour then. | |||
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"I'll be ready in 5 minutes " I'm just finishing my pint. | |||
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes I'm just finishing my pint. "I’ll only have one | |||
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes I'm just finishing my pint.
I’ll only have one"Yip. That's like saying 'I only want one orgasm'. | |||
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"I'll be ready in 5 minutes " Damn you got some nice boobies and that's not a lie. | |||
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes Damn you got some nice boobies and that's not a lie. " Ditto.  | |||
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"I love you too " Oooft you beat me to that one | |||
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"“Single guys we’ll find you” " • | |||
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"Have a nice day (come on we all know what that really means) " Yip, but they tend to be i bit more direct with me. 😆 | |||
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