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Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner. |
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"Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner. "
Somebody quench this man's thirst! |
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"Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner.
Somebody quench this man's thirst!"
Bring back the goodies and I’ll be alright.  |
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"Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner.
Somebody quench this man's thirst!
Bring back the goodies and I’ll be alright. "
🤣🤣🤣
Wow - imagine dating women so old that their vaginas are in museums 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner.
Somebody quench this man's thirst!"
‘Yeah, that Brother’s starving’ Brother Malcolm |
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"Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner.
Somebody quench this man's thirst!
Bring back the goodies and I’ll be alright.
🤣🤣🤣
Wow - imagine dating women so old that their vaginas are in museums 🤣🤣🤣"
where she could be adored.
Miss her. |
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"Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner.
Somebody quench this man's thirst!
‘Yeah, that Brother’s starving’ Brother Malcolm"
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"Mrs Misty peaks when she was on here. I’d have taken her to the vagina museum because I wanted to see her vagina.
Scarlet Seduction when she was on here. I’d have taken her up the arse. But first for dinner.
Somebody quench this man's thirst!
Bring back the goodies and I’ll be alright.
🤣🤣🤣
Wow - imagine dating women so old that their vaginas are in museums 🤣🤣🤣"
Gathering dust like my nan's potpourri  |
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Part 1, albeit in no particular order:
Cookie - To watch Arsenal put 5 past her beloved Sunderland at the SoL and then for tequila slammers afterwards
Joe and YOLO - Leg day at the gym and then for Surf and Turf and beers 
German George - For an afternoon of culture and good vibes
Kate234567 - To a Maidstone game (with obligatory pie and pint)
Boo - For a roundabout tour of Milton Keynes finishing on the roundabout of all roundabouts in Hemel Hempstead.
Nero - For an afternoon of highbrow activities away from riff raff
Pickles - To a yard house party |
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"Part 1, albeit in no particular order:
Cookie - To watch Arsenal put 5 past her beloved Sunderland at the SoL and then for tequila slammers afterwards
Joe and YOLO - Leg day at the gym and then for Surf and Turf and beers
German George - For an afternoon of culture and good vibes
Kate234567 - To a Maidstone game (with obligatory pie and pint)
Boo - For a roundabout tour of Milton Keynes finishing on the roundabout of all roundabouts in Hemel Hempstead.
Nero - For an afternoon of highbrow activities away from riff raff
Pickles - To a yard house party"
You dog.
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"Part 1, albeit in no particular order:
Cookie - To watch Arsenal put 5 past her beloved Sunderland at the SoL and then for tequila slammers afterwards
Joe and YOLO - Leg day at the gym and then for Surf and Turf and beers
German George - For an afternoon of culture and good vibes
Kate234567 - To a Maidstone game (with obligatory pie and pint)
Boo - For a roundabout tour of Milton Keynes finishing on the roundabout of all roundabouts in Hemel Hempstead.
Nero - For an afternoon of highbrow activities away from riff raff
Pickles - To a yard house party"
Don't forget Hemel Hempstead has the new dutch-style roundabout to try out, either before or after the magic roundabout 😂 |
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"Part 1, albeit in no particular order:
Cookie - To watch Arsenal put 5 past her beloved Sunderland at the SoL and then for tequila slammers afterwards
Joe and YOLO - Leg day at the gym and then for Surf and Turf and beers
German George - For an afternoon of culture and good vibes
Kate234567 - To a Maidstone game (with obligatory pie and pint)
Boo - For a roundabout tour of Milton Keynes finishing on the roundabout of all roundabouts in Hemel Hempstead.
Nero - For an afternoon of highbrow activities away from riff raff
Pickles - To a yard house party
Don't forget Hemel Hempstead has the new dutch-style roundabout to try out, either before or after the magic roundabout 😂"
Not heard of this?! Sounds like a Fab day out is in order |
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"Part 1, albeit in no particular order:
Cookie - To watch Arsenal put 5 past her beloved Sunderland at the SoL and then for tequila slammers afterwards
Joe and YOLO - Leg day at the gym and then for Surf and Turf and beers
German George - For an afternoon of culture and good vibes
Kate234567 - To a Maidstone game (with obligatory pie and pint)
Boo - For a roundabout tour of Milton Keynes finishing on the roundabout of all roundabouts in Hemel Hempstead.
Nero - For an afternoon of highbrow activities away from riff raff
Pickles - To a yard house party"
Bro, that leg day will be stuff of legends 😎 |
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By *dinMan 3 days ago
Birmingham |
"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
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We are not all asses 🤗😘
And some of us get the dirty done on us too 😡
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Myself. I’m going for a decent coffee in town. I’ll people watch for an hour, awesome burger somewhere, and then a matinee at the cinema.
I’ll then do a little retail therapy, and finish in a pub for a couple of beers and then back to a hotel room on my own, showered and in bed.
Fuck yeh! |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
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I believe most of men think the worst about a woman being here. Enjoyed it, cerebrate it, but deeply in their minds they dont have a good opinion. Classic chauvinism. I can do it and its ok, but you are a woman, you shouldn't.
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By *ayRyuMan 3 days ago
Harrogate |
"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
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If distance was lesser I'd happily take you on a date and help restore faith in us gents |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 days ago
Fife |
Nero, I’d take him out to dinner at the finest KFC in Fife where he can choose whatever he likes from the bargain menu, then we’d head to B&M for a mooch around all the lovely home decor and finishing the date off in style with a quick fumble in the back seat on the way home. |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
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I'm sorry but this just sounds like shifting the blame and responsibility towards the men...when every individual is in control of who they interact with on this site. I can appreciate that most men are time wasters and ignorant and abusive on fab...but if you know what type of men you want, maybe take action and just look for them, rather than just hope they will drop in your inbox |
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"Because I'm shit with knowing who's who in the celebrity world. And I'm bored.
Which fabber / fabbers are you taking on a date and where are you taking them? "
I’d love to take you on a date for cakes and cocktails, followed by a show or a girly pamper date. |
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"Because I'm shit with knowing who's who in the celebrity world. And I'm bored.
Which fabber / fabbers are you taking on a date and where are you taking them?
I’d love to take you on a date for cakes and cocktails, followed by a show or a girly pamper date. "
Ooh this sounds perfect! Do you fancy taking a third wheel who buys the first round? |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
I'm sorry but this just sounds like shifting the blame and responsibility towards the men...when every individual is in control of who they interact with on this site. I can appreciate that most men are time wasters and ignorant and abusive on fab...but if you know what type of men you want, maybe take action and just look for them, rather than just hope they will drop in your inbox"
I do look and ask the people who i want to get to know more, rather than them coming to me. And still, they waste my time.
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
I'm glad imnpt the only one who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
I'm sorry but this just sounds like shifting the blame and responsibility towards the men...when every individual is in control of who they interact with on this site. I can appreciate that most men are time wasters and ignorant and abusive on fab...but if you know what type of men you want, maybe take action and just look for them, rather than just hope they will drop in your inbox"
Interesting. What made you think she is not doing that? Genuinely asking because I do respect your opinion. You are an intelligent men |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
I believe most of men think the worst about a woman being here. Enjoyed it, cerebrate it, but deeply in their minds they dont have a good opinion. Classic chauvinism. I can do it and its ok, but you are a woman, you shouldn't.
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100% this. And it’s evident when people complain about ‘body counts’ and shit. Or ask if you would get into a relationship with someone from fab. They don’t value the women on here. |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
I believe most of men think the worst about a woman being here. Enjoyed it, cerebrate it, but deeply in their minds they dont have a good opinion. Classic chauvinism. I can do it and its ok, but you are a woman, you shouldn't.
100% this. And it’s evident when people complain about ‘body counts’ and shit. Or ask if you would get into a relationship with someone from fab. They don’t value the women on here. "
We prefer not to say but we get a lot of messages offering money or shopping for a last-minute meeting. I have reported every single profile treating women like a service but nothing happens, they are still here. |
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"Part 1, albeit in no particular order:
Cookie - To watch Arsenal put 5 past her beloved Sunderland at the SoL and then for tequila slammers afterwards
Joe and YOLO - Leg day at the gym and then for Surf and Turf and beers
German George - For an afternoon of culture and good vibes
Kate234567 - To a Maidstone game (with obligatory pie and pint)
Boo - For a roundabout tour of Milton Keynes finishing on the roundabout of all roundabouts in Hemel Hempstead.
Nero - For an afternoon of highbrow activities away from riff raff
Pickles - To a yard house party
Don't forget Hemel Hempstead has the new dutch-style roundabout to try out, either before or after the magic roundabout 😂"
Who said magic roundabout 🧐 |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
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I would be happy to help you restore your faith in the gents of FAB. 😉  |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
I believe most of men think the worst about a woman being here. Enjoyed it, cerebrate it, but deeply in their minds they dont have a good opinion. Classic chauvinism. I can do it and its ok, but you are a woman, you shouldn't.
100% this. And it’s evident when people complain about ‘body counts’ and shit. Or ask if you would get into a relationship with someone from fab. They don’t value the women on here.
We prefer not to say but we get a lot of messages offering money or shopping for a last-minute meeting. I have reported every single profile treating women like a service but nothing happens, they are still here. "
Fuck it I will take you out on a date. Us girls can stick together or new plan let’s gate crash everyone else’s plans hahaha |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
I believe most of men think the worst about a woman being here. Enjoyed it, cerebrate it, but deeply in their minds they dont have a good opinion. Classic chauvinism. I can do it and its ok, but you are a woman, you shouldn't.
100% this. And it’s evident when people complain about ‘body counts’ and shit. Or ask if you would get into a relationship with someone from fab. They don’t value the women on here.
We prefer not to say but we get a lot of messages offering money or shopping for a last-minute meeting. I have reported every single profile treating women like a service but nothing happens, they are still here.
Fuck it I will take you out on a date. Us girls can stick together or new plan let’s gate crash everyone else’s plans hahaha"
Hahaha. Funny ❤️ |
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"Currently no one.
I lost the will and the trust
Im glad imnpt the only who thinks like that,Veronica
I need a few Gents to restore my faith on here
I believe most of men think the worst about a woman being here. Enjoyed it, cerebrate it, but deeply in their minds they dont have a good opinion. Classic chauvinism. I can do it and its ok, but you are a woman, you shouldn't.
100% this. And it’s evident when people complain about ‘body counts’ and shit. Or ask if you would get into a relationship with someone from fab. They don’t value the women on here.
We prefer not to say but we get a lot of messages offering money or shopping for a last-minute meeting. I have reported every single profile treating women like a service but nothing happens, they are still here.
Fuck it I will take you out on a date. Us girls can stick together or new plan let’s gate crash everyone else’s plans hahaha
Hahaha. Funny ❤️"
If you need a chauffeur.......  |
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By *ookie46Woman 3 days ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Part 1, albeit in no particular order:
Cookie - To watch Arsenal put 5 past her beloved Sunderland at the SoL and then for tequila slammers afterwards
Joe and YOLO - Leg day at the gym and then for Surf and Turf and beers
German George - For an afternoon of culture and good vibes
Kate234567 - To a Maidstone game (with obligatory pie and pint)
Boo - For a roundabout tour of Milton Keynes finishing on the roundabout of all roundabouts in Hemel Hempstead.
Nero - For an afternoon of highbrow activities away from riff raff
Pickles - To a yard house party"
See ya November 9th and you’ll be eating your words |
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By *ookie46Woman 3 days ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
The GateKeeper - I’d take him to see Sarah Milican just so he’d be seeing and hearing double with the two of us, then I’d buy him a pint of wine and if he’s lucky he might get a snog
Midnight, Julie, LB & Stormi - afternoon of cocktails and totally unbecoming behaviour from such ladies
Principessa - paddle boarding in the cold North Sea
HotNotts - he can give me a piggy back somewhere in the Peak District to watch the sunset, drink coffee and eat caramel nibbles
Pickles - a night of power Ballard karaoke
Grumpy - daytime clubbing with lots of shots! |
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"The GateKeeper - I’d take him to see Sarah Milican just so he’d be seeing and hearing double with the two of us, then I’d buy him a pint of wine and if he’s lucky he might get a snog
Midnight, Julie, LB & Stormi - afternoon of cocktails and totally unbecoming behaviour from such ladies
Principessa - paddle boarding in the cold North Sea
HotNotts - he can give me a piggy back somewhere in the Peak District to watch the sunset, drink coffee and eat caramel nibbles
Pickles - a night of power Ballard karaoke
Grumpy - daytime clubbing with lots of shots! "
You know what I like Cookie 😊😆 |
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By *KloganMan 3 days ago
Ramsbottom |
I’m probably going to take a newspaper over to the pub for a quiet pint in an attempt to do the crossword… it’s not exclusive, if anyone wants to pop over for a beer/wine/gin I’ll fold the newspaper away… I’m all ears…
Any fabber is welcome.. x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'd take Daizy. We'd go for cocktails, then a Mads Mikklesen Movie Marathon (see what I did there?).
Glowupdoll and Tina Titz - more cocktails, then a club to pull as many guys as we could! |
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"I’m probably going to take a newspaper over to the pub for a quiet pint in an attempt to do the crossword… it’s not exclusive, if anyone wants to pop over for a beer/wine/gin I’ll fold the newspaper away… I’m all ears…
Any fabber is welcome.. x"
I'll buy you a pint mate, you did make me Skipper of the football team after all |
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By *KloganMan 3 days ago
Ramsbottom |
"I’m probably going to take a newspaper over to the pub for a quiet pint in an attempt to do the crossword… it’s not exclusive, if anyone wants to pop over for a beer/wine/gin I’ll fold the newspaper away… I’m all ears…
Any fabber is welcome.. x
I'll buy you a pint mate, you did make me Skipper of the football team after all "
What are you having Skip? 🍻👍🏻 |
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By *aizyWoman 3 days ago
west midlands |
"I'd take Daizy. We'd go for cocktails, then a Mads Mikklesen Movie Marathon (see what I did there?).
Glowupdoll and Tina Titz - more cocktails, then a club to pull as many guys as we could!"
Lets go 🍸🍹😍 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'd take Daizy. We'd go for cocktails, then a Mads Mikklesen Movie Marathon (see what I did there?).
Glowupdoll and Tina Titz - more cocktails, then a club to pull as many guys as we could!
Lets go 🍸🍹😍"
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"I’m probably going to take a newspaper over to the pub for a quiet pint in an attempt to do the crossword… it’s not exclusive, if anyone wants to pop over for a beer/wine/gin I’ll fold the newspaper away… I’m all ears…
Any fabber is welcome.. x
I'll buy you a pint mate, you did make me Skipper of the football team after all
What are you having Skip? 🍻👍🏻"
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"Nero, I’d take him out to dinner at the finest KFC in Fife where he can choose whatever he likes from the bargain menu, then we’d head to B&M for a mooch around all the lovely home decor and finishing the date off in style with a quick fumble in the back seat on the way home. "
Rude |
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"Open invite for all....
Good food, good drinks, and a night of salsa dancing! 💃🕺🥂🍻
I’m sorry, I’m classically trained… salsa is too loose for me.. "
That’s okay, I like a challenge! I'll see if i can get you to break a few rules. 😉💃
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By *eys00Man 3 days ago
have boots will travel |
"Open invite for all....
Good food, good drinks, and a night of salsa dancing! 💃🕺🥂🍻
Go on then, sounds like a good night
Margaritas or mojitos!?
Tom Collins for me 💃🏼"
Make mine a negroni and watch me get closer to the dance floor with each one 🕺 |
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By *KloganMan 3 days ago
Ramsbottom |
"Open invite for all....
Good food, good drinks, and a night of salsa dancing! 💃🕺🥂🍻
I’m sorry, I’m classically trained… salsa is too loose for me..
That’s okay, I like a challenge! I'll see if i can get you to break a few rules. 😉💃
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I’ll dust off the dad hips and meet you there… arm twisted… *folds away newspaper* |
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"Open invite for all....
Good food, good drinks, and a night of salsa dancing! 💃🕺🥂🍻
I’m sorry, I’m classically trained… salsa is too loose for me..
That’s okay, I like a challenge! I'll see if i can get you to break a few rules. 😉💃
I’ll dust off the dad hips and meet you there… arm twisted… *folds away newspaper*"
Excellent! 💃💃 |
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"Open invite for all....
Good food, good drinks, and a night of salsa dancing! 💃🕺🥂🍻
I’m sorry, I’m classically trained… salsa is too loose for me..
That’s okay, I like a challenge! I'll see if i can get you to break a few rules. 😉💃
I’ll dust off the dad hips and meet you there… arm twisted… *folds away newspaper*
Excellent! 💃💃"
I’m in |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 days ago
Fife |
"Nero, I’d take him out to dinner at the finest KFC in Fife where he can choose whatever he likes from the bargain menu, then we’d head to B&M for a mooch around all the lovely home decor and finishing the date off in style with a quick fumble in the back seat on the way home.
Rude"
Don’t worry, I have something better planned for ours 😉 |
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"Nero, I’d take him out to dinner at the finest KFC in Fife where he can choose whatever he likes from the bargain menu, then we’d head to B&M for a mooch around all the lovely home decor and finishing the date off in style with a quick fumble in the back seat on the way home. "
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Sounds divine my darling but don't expect a verification from me on the back of this.
I only bestow high-calibre attestations.
🏃🏻💨💨💨💨💨 |
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"The GateKeeper - I’d take him to see Sarah Milican just so he’d be seeing and hearing double with the two of us, then I’d buy him a pint of wine and if he’s lucky he might get a snog
Midnight, Julie, LB & Stormi - afternoon of cocktails and totally unbecoming behaviour from such ladies
Principessa - paddle boarding in the cold North Sea
HotNotts - he can give me a piggy back somewhere in the Peak District to watch the sunset, drink coffee and eat caramel nibbles
Pickles - a night of power Ballard karaoke
Grumpy - daytime clubbing with lots of shots! "
Make it a blowie and you’re on |
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"Open invite for all....
Good food, good drinks, and a night of salsa dancing! 💃🕺🥂🍻
I’m sorry, I’m classically trained… salsa is too loose for me..
That’s okay, I like a challenge! I'll see if i can get you to break a few rules. 😉💃
I’ll dust off the dad hips and meet you there… arm twisted… *folds away newspaper*"
Nabs the newspaper to finish the crossword. It’s one of my superpowers! 🤩 |
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"Nero, I’d take him out to dinner at the finest KFC in Fife where he can choose whatever he likes from the bargain menu, then we’d head to B&M for a mooch around all the lovely home decor and finishing the date off in style with a quick fumble in the back seat on the way home.
Rude
Don’t worry, I have something better planned for ours 😉"
Can you wear that outfit in your pfp please and thanks |
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By *ookie46Woman 3 days ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"The GateKeeper - I’d take him to see Sarah Milican just so he’d be seeing and hearing double with the two of us, then I’d buy him a pint of wine and if he’s lucky he might get a snog
Midnight, Julie, LB & Stormi - afternoon of cocktails and totally unbecoming behaviour from such ladies
Principessa - paddle boarding in the cold North Sea
HotNotts - he can give me a piggy back somewhere in the Peak District to watch the sunset, drink coffee and eat caramel nibbles
Pickles - a night of power Ballard karaoke
Grumpy - daytime clubbing with lots of shots!
Make it a blowie and you’re on "
Deal but you’ll need at least an hour to recover 😜 |
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I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️ |
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"I’m probably going to take a newspaper over to the pub for a quiet pint in an attempt to do the crossword… it’s not exclusive, if anyone wants to pop over for a beer/wine/gin I’ll fold the newspaper away… I’m all ears…
Any fabber is welcome.. x"
On our way. Get the drinks in! 😘 |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️"
Trust Nero. To be the hero. I don't trust the sources calling you a mad Roman Emperor. All lies. |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️
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Trust Nero. To be the hero. I don't trust the sources calling you a mad Roman Emperor. All lies. "
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Some fibs are true! |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️"
Pshhh I'd wipe the floor with you darling 💅 |
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"I'm going to take Nero to the finest coffee shop I know in Derby before showing him the many historical and cultural delights the city has to offer 😘"
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That sounds like a runner up prize in a Go-Karting competition.
I'll take it! 🩶🩶 |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️"
Speed and steak sandwiches.... sold! |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 days ago
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"Nero, I’d take him out to dinner at the finest KFC in Fife where he can choose whatever he likes from the bargain menu, then we’d head to B&M for a mooch around all the lovely home decor and finishing the date off in style with a quick fumble in the back seat on the way home.
Rude
Don’t worry, I have something better planned for ours 😉
Can you wear that outfit in your pfp please and thanks"
Only if you wear the one in yours 😮💨 |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️"
😵😵😵 Rude |
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By *eys00Man 3 days ago
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️"
Hot Girls Hit Curbs 💅💅💅 |
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"Nero, I’d take him out to dinner at the finest KFC in Fife where he can choose whatever he likes from the bargain menu, then we’d head to B&M for a mooch around all the lovely home decor and finishing the date off in style with a quick fumble in the back seat on the way home.
Rude
Don’t worry, I have something better planned for ours 😉
Can you wear that outfit in your pfp please and thanks
Only if you wear the one in yours 😮💨"
Consider it done |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️
Hot Girls Hit Curbs 💅💅💅"
I'd drive over them to hit Nero does that count? |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️
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Speed and steak sandwiches.... sold! "
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This gentleman knows. |
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By *eys00Man 3 days ago
have boots will travel |
"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️
Hot Girls Hit Curbs 💅💅💅
I'd drive over them to hit Nero does that count?"
Of course! Not that I’ll have a clue what you’re at because of how far back I am. In true Cork fashion I’ll race into a lead then just….stop 🥲 |
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No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️
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Pshhh I'd wipe the floor with you darling 💅"
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You can be our Penelope for the Pitstops. 🏁🏴 |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️"
I will park up in that loading bay if I want too, my make up mirror went all squiffy and all the beep beep beeping won't shift me until I have sorted it and fixed my make up  |
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️
Hot Girls Hit Curbs 💅💅💅
I'd drive over them to hit Nero does that count?
Of course! Not that I’ll have a clue what you’re at because of how far back I am. In true Cork fashion I’ll race into a lead then just….stop 🥲"
Ah you'll get half way and then forget how to drive ......there there |
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That sounds like a runner up prize in a Go-Karting competition.
I'll take it! 🩶🩶"
Or we can do it as a consolation prize for occupying last and second last places 🙃 |
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"The GateKeeper - I’d take him to see Sarah Milican just so he’d be seeing and hearing double with the two of us, then I’d buy him a pint of wine and if he’s lucky he might get a snog
Midnight, Julie, LB & Stormi - afternoon of cocktails and totally unbecoming behaviour from such ladies
Principessa - paddle boarding in the cold North Sea
HotNotts - he can give me a piggy back somewhere in the Peak District to watch the sunset, drink coffee and eat caramel nibbles
Pickles - a night of power Ballard karaoke
Grumpy - daytime clubbing with lots of shots! "
When I’m home, that’s a promise. Remember to pack spare knickers 😆 |
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By *dinMan 3 days ago
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"I'm taking all the men in this thread to an indoor Go-Karting 🏎️💨💨 'man date' event, in Shepherds Bush. Speed, slipstreams, sangrias and steak sandwiches.
No ladies, sorry - you'll spend all evening doing 'three point turns' in three dozen eye-watering manoeuvres. 😘❤️"
🙌🫵🙌🫵 |
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By *ookie46Woman 3 days ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"The GateKeeper - I’d take him to see Sarah Milican just so he’d be seeing and hearing double with the two of us, then I’d buy him a pint of wine and if he’s lucky he might get a snog
Midnight, Julie, LB & Stormi - afternoon of cocktails and totally unbecoming behaviour from such ladies
Principessa - paddle boarding in the cold North Sea
HotNotts - he can give me a piggy back somewhere in the Peak District to watch the sunset, drink coffee and eat caramel nibbles
Pickles - a night of power Ballard karaoke
Grumpy - daytime clubbing with lots of shots!
When I’m home, that’s a promise. Remember to pack spare knickers 😆"
Yeah I have a memory of going home half naked under a very long coat |
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"I’m taking all the fab forum ladies that want to go to Rudolfina-Redoute the annual masquerade ball in Vienna "
Ooh, yes please, this sounds fantastic...I have my mask ready 🦸♀️ oops, wrong mask 😂 |
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By *eys00Man 2 days ago
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"We would probably take a few of the alt folk on here we've been chatting to, a date to Berlin to kink clubs 😁"
My first time in Berlin we said we would queue for Berghain, not overly optimistically. I wasn’t entirely sure what it was and then somehow we got in. For someone who thought it was just a club it was….an experience 😂😂🙈 |
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"Because I'm shit with knowing who's who in the celebrity world. And I'm bored.
Which fabber / fabbers are you taking on a date and where are you taking them?
I’d love to take you on a date for cakes and cocktails, followed by a show or a girly pamper date. "
You had me at cocktails |
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