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If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...
If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔 |
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"Ermmmmm, at least buy me a drink first 🤣
Errr .. yes …
You superman would get a right tongue punching from me "
Mmmm, my long tongue between your thick thighs. |
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"If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...
If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔"
I would havd acclimatise myself with the locality first, find out where the nearest Lidls is and what takeaways are around....If I were a Giraffe then I can't use Google because a lack of thumbs could be problematic but in answer to your question then yes, probably |
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"If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...
If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔"
Is this what you thought of when you watched The Life of Pi?  |
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"If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...
If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔
Is this what you thought of when you watched The Life of Pi? "
Nooo, I'm not a weirdo! It was actually while I was eating a tub of Ben & Jerry's, watching Madagascar and pushing a butt plug in and out of my bum.
Perfectly normal 😊 |
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"If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...
If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔"
Is my zebra mate black with white stripes or white with black stripes? It’s kinda important 😂😂 |
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"If.... Just, what if... You were a giraffe, living in a zoo, and your best mate was a lion and you were mates with a hippo and a zebra too? Then you all ended up on a ship which led to strange country that was full of raving lemurs...
If all that was true, would you give the person above a colonoscopy with your tongue? 🤔
Is my zebra mate black with white stripes or white with black stripes? It’s kinda important 😂😂"
Ahh the age old question! I've studied this extensively and I've come to the conclusion that zebra's are grey! ..... and I might be colourblind but I'm sure that's unrelated 😕 |
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