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By *ABflirty OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Norfolk

Yes means maybe.

Maybe means No.

And No means HELL NO.

Be nice to know what you think.? Things men REALLY need to understand about women.

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By *icecouple561Couple 48 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

That some of us say exactly what we mean so no = no

Maybe = I will give it consideration

Yes = yes

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By *olo180Man 48 weeks ago

Greater London


"That some of us say exactly what we mean so no = no

Maybe = I will give it consideration

Yes = yes"

Men need this ⬆️

We are simple creatures and need clear instructions 🤣

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By *hilloutMan 48 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Brain is a large sexual organ

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"That some of us say exactly what we mean so no = no

Maybe = I will give it consideration

Yes = yes

Men need this ⬆️

We are simple creatures and need clear instructions 🤣"

This ☝️

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By *estructionDollyWoman 48 weeks ago

Manchester

You need to turn on my brain to turn on my body

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"You need to turn on my brain to turn on my body "

Now where did I put that remote controller? 🤔

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By *itgingermanMan 48 weeks ago

Rotherham

Keep it complicated as like the challenge 🤣🤔

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 48 weeks ago

Reading

Women mean what they say on their profile. If you don't fit what they are looking for then message someone else. Saves both sides frustration.

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By *ABflirty OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Norfolk


"You need to turn on my brain to turn on my body "
This is so true x

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By *ABflirty OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Norfolk

Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. Maybe thats what wrong .

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 48 weeks ago

Reading


"Keep it complicated as like the challenge 🤣🤔"

There is way too much truth in this than many are prepared to admit. BUT this doesn't mean you can be a dick. Negging and breadcrumbing isn't cool but neither is being overeager. That's cute in a puppy not so much in a lover.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Just because I'm open about my sex life, like posting pictures and I like sex doesn't mean I want to be sexual with you.

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By *itgingermanMan 48 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Keep it complicated as like the challenge 🤣🤔

There is way too much truth in this than many are prepared to admit. BUT this doesn't mean you can be a dick. Negging and breadcrumbing isn't cool but neither is being overeager. That's cute in a puppy not so much in a lover. "

It’s a learning curve, the shuttle hints, the expressions and wording with a tone, that’s what makes many woman interesting and likeable

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By *rumbly BadgerWoman 48 weeks ago

Whoville

I'll say yes to almost anything for a big bag of Tesco finest salted crisps and a bottle of wine.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 48 weeks ago

Manchester


"You need to turn on my brain to turn on my body

Now where did I put that remote controller? 🤔"

If only I was that simple 😜

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By *uttercupWoman 48 weeks ago

Borders

I'm hungry = Feed me NOW else a massive argument is about to break out

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By *r SensualMan 48 weeks ago

London


"Yes means maybe.

Maybe means No.

And No means HELL NO.

Be nice to know what you think.? Things men REALLY need to understand about women. "

I think women needs to just keep things simple for men. Why on earth should we be expected to believe “Yes” means maybe for example? Yes should mean exactly that, YES! And no, should mean NO!

Keep things black and white, grey areas just mean line get blurred and can be a real mind fuck. Miss me with all the playing of games 🙄

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By *og and MuseCouple 48 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t think it’s a man versus woman thing, but some people are all maybes and let’s sees can’t be doing with those times of people, just decide what you want

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By *ABflirty OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Norfolk

Men need to process their problems in their head while women want verbal communication. I find that with alot of men.

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By *itgingermanMan 48 weeks ago

Rotherham


"I'll say yes to almost anything for a big bag of Tesco finest salted crisps and a bottle of wine. "

You a bit far for a personal delivery 😱🤪 but an just eat I can send you 😎

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By *itgingermanMan 48 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Men need to process their problems in their head while women want verbal communication. I find that with alot of men."

We like the verbal communication, all the time such as ‘eat this, get them off, lick that, grab them’

Simple’s 😉😎😂

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester

We’re both ND, poly and have busy lives, we both learned that mixed messages only hurt others and ourselves. We know that clear and honest communication is important.

It’s not cute or funny to talk in riddles, just be open and communicate effectively!

Yes is yes, no is no and emotions need to be processed. I’m not sure why adults find it so hard

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By *WB85Man 48 weeks ago

Staffordshire

In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

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By *ABflirty OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Norfolk


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying. "

I find men are finding camera angles that make there cock look bigger. People will do all sorts here.

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By *WB85Man 48 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying. I find men are finding camera angles that make there cock look bigger. People will do all sorts here."

Sheer desperation that is lol.

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By *vonne5exMan 48 weeks ago

Doncaster

Don't let them loose with your card and track what they are spending definitely heart attack situation

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By *ABflirty OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Norfolk


"Don't let them loose with your card and track what they are spending definitely heart attack situation "
what about if the woman has the money and a man spends hers and say i will pay you back and dont . lol

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By *ick MastersMan 48 weeks ago

Birmingham


"We’re both ND, poly and have busy lives, we both learned that mixed messages only hurt others and ourselves. We know that clear and honest communication is important.

It’s not cute or funny to talk in riddles, just be open and communicate effectively!

Yes is yes, no is no and emotions need to be processed. I’m not sure why adults find it so hard "

Fully agree with this, good fucking post.

Your fellow ND

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By *itgingermanMan 48 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Don't let them loose with your card and track what they are spending definitely heart attack situation what about if the woman has the money and a man spends hers and say i will pay you back and dont . lol "

Had this before 😬 life’s lessons, learn move on, life to short x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 48 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"We’re both ND, poly and have busy lives, we both learned that mixed messages only hurt others and ourselves. We know that clear and honest communication is important.

It’s not cute or funny to talk in riddles, just be open and communicate effectively!

Yes is yes, no is no and emotions need to be processed. I’m not sure why adults find it so hard

Fully agree with this, good fucking post.

Your fellow ND"

Not sure why adults find it so hard? I’m gonna go with all the social conditioning and trying to be things they think other people want. I’m fully here for ND direct communication

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 48 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m gonna have to disagree with you, OP. I try to say what I mean. Lots of people don’t, it’s often easier to obfuscate.

Mrs TMN x

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By *eroLondonMan 48 weeks ago

Mayfair

I much prefer absolutes such as yes meaning yes, no meaning no and so forth.

Ambiguity has no place in my heart.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 48 weeks ago

Manchester


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying. "

God forbid you arrange a meet with a fat munter accidentally 😱

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By *imon_hydeMan 48 weeks ago

Stockport

It's not men with women it's people with other people. I have no idea how you bastards think.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Yes means maybe.

Maybe means No.

And No means HELL NO.

Be nice to know what you think.? Things men REALLY need to understand about women.

I think women needs to just keep things simple for men. Why on earth should we be expected to believe “Yes” means maybe for example? Yes should mean exactly that, YES! And no, should mean NO!

Keep things black and white, grey areas just mean line get blurred and can be a real mind fuck. Miss me with all the playing of games 🙄"

This! The second I get a whiff of a woman being manipulative (because that’s what it is), I’m gone.

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By *enny100Man 48 weeks ago

City


"Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. Maybe thats what wrong . "

Agree 100%

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By *anchesterTaurusMan 48 weeks ago

Prestwich

Both sides could learn from each other.

Both sexes need to be turned on mentally to have sex worth having.

But often it's presumed men can just go from zero to 60, with little or no interaction outside "get your dick out" 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Yes means maybe.

Maybe means No.

And No means HELL NO.

Be nice to know what you think.? Things men REALLY need to understand about women. "

The truth is we spend 3 weeks out of every month ruled by hormones. We don't even know what we mean when we say yes or no 😂 but definitely expect men to know

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"I'll say yes to almost anything for a big bag of Tesco finest salted crisps and a bottle of wine. "

Almost anything. But not anything. Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

She said no to anal^

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Men need to know that women are weird and that sadly will never change.

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By *vaRoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Yes means yes

Fuck yes means fuck yes

No means NO

Maybe means I’ll think about it

Fine means go on I fucking dare you

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By *naswingdressWoman 48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's not men with women it's people with other people. I have no idea how you bastards think."

Right?

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By *enny100Man 48 weeks ago

City


"Yes means yes

Fuck yes means fuck yes

No means NO

Maybe means I’ll think about it

Fine means go on I fucking dare you "

lol 🤣

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By *hisIsMe58Man 48 weeks ago

Winchester

I've no idea what goes on inside a woman's brain, but likewise, I have no idea what goes on inside a man's brain. We are all individuals and think differently. Life would be extremely boring if we all thought alike. Part of, if not all of the excitement in meeting someone new is discovering how they think and what they believe in. But as part of this process, we should all be open and honest. Playing games and being vague only serves to muddy the waters and leads to confusion and misunderstanding.

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By *dible_KinkCouple 48 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Yes means yes

Fuck yes means fuck yes

No means NO

Maybe means I’ll think about it

Fine means go on I fucking dare you "

Pretty much this ☝️

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By *parkle1974Woman 48 weeks ago

Garden of Eden

When I say no....I mean NO!

I'm to old to play mind games with anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

That women, who are part of a couple, can actually run the profile on fab.

The amount of times in referred to in the third person (your wife etc) is staggering.

Especially as I make a point of stating I run the profile.

Which brings me onto my second point.

Reading may equal progress, not reading doesn't!

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By *iss DevilWoman 48 weeks ago

Bedford


"You need to turn on my brain to turn on my body "

This!

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By *WB85Man 48 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

God forbid you arrange a meet with a fat munter accidentally 😱"

People ask for clear face pics etc etc. Hiding your body type to get a meet is only going to end badly.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 48 weeks ago

Niche

Telling me you've a huge cock won't cancel out all the reasons I'm not attracted to you.

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By *itgingermanMan 48 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Telling me you've a huge cock won't cancel out all the reasons I'm not attracted to you."

lol 😂 dam didn’t know that chat up line didn’t work 😜🤪🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Telling me you've a huge cock won't cancel out all the reasons I'm not attracted to you.

lol 😂 dam didn’t know that chat up line didn’t work 😜🤪🤣

"

Caught me off guard too. Need to rethink my chat up lines

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 48 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes means yes.

No means no.

Maybe means maybe.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 48 weeks ago

Leeds


"Telling me you've a huge cock won't cancel out all the reasons I'm not attracted to you."

And absolutely this.

Mrs

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 48 weeks ago

Chichester

Just yes no matter what in regard to clothing / body stuff Save yourself the mental onslaught boys

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 48 weeks ago

South Wales


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying. "

No.

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 48 weeks ago

South Wales

And that means no 😂

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By *ace400Man 48 weeks ago

near knock


"And that means no 😂"

So gentleman when the ladies say NO they mean it so don’t push it.

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 48 weeks ago

South Wales


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

God forbid you arrange a meet with a fat munter accidentally 😱

People ask for clear face pics etc etc. Hiding your body type to get a meet is only going to end badly. "

Do you think it's just women that do this? 😂 both men and women do it 🤷. Just look at all the b&w pics.

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By *all me FlikWoman 48 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

..that we are people not just a lump of meat with holes

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By *arc PolarisMan 48 weeks ago

Château des Étoiles

Fine = not really fine but don't say I didn't warn you

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

God forbid you arrange a meet with a fat munter accidentally 😱

People ask for clear face pics etc etc. Hiding your body type to get a meet is only going to end badly.

Do you think it's just women that do this? 😂 both men and women do it 🤷. Just look at all the b&w pics. "

You got me. I used a fake arse and covered any edits in B+W 😭

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 48 weeks ago

South Wales


"You need to turn on my brain to turn on my body

Now where did I put that remote controller? 🤔"

Try pressing right then left, then swipe left to right continuously increasing in speed until desired response.

Alternatively, a small circular motion on the round button

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 48 weeks ago

South Wales


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

God forbid you arrange a meet with a fat munter accidentally 😱

People ask for clear face pics etc etc. Hiding your body type to get a meet is only going to end badly.

Do you think it's just women that do this? 😂 both men and women do it 🤷. Just look at all the b&w pics.

You got me. I used a fake arse and covered any edits in B+W 😭"

I knew it!!

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By *WB85Man 48 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

God forbid you arrange a meet with a fat munter accidentally 😱

People ask for clear face pics etc etc. Hiding your body type to get a meet is only going to end badly.

Do you think it's just women that do this? 😂 both men and women do it 🤷. Just look at all the b&w pics. "

I don't tend to look at men so can only base it on my own findings.

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 48 weeks ago

South Wales


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

God forbid you arrange a meet with a fat munter accidentally 😱

People ask for clear face pics etc etc. Hiding your body type to get a meet is only going to end badly.

Do you think it's just women that do this? 😂 both men and women do it 🤷. Just look at all the b&w pics.

I don't tend to look at men so can only base it on my own findings. "

Well, now you know. All beings do it.

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By *ad NannaWoman 48 weeks ago

East London


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying. "

Ooh yea, stop making your penis look longer by using misleading camera angle

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By *ad NannaWoman 48 weeks ago

East London

Smile at the camera. Don't look down at it and frown.

You look like serial killers.

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By *uicy_peach79Woman 48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Women mean what they say on their profile. If you don't fit what they are looking for then message someone else. Saves both sides frustration. "

If only they read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"In the purpose of gender equality.

Stop finding camera angles that make you look slimmer.

Stop using filters.

Be clear of who you are and Stop catfishing.

*Not all of them do this. Just saying.

Ooh yea, stop making your penis look longer by using misleading camera angle "

Blimey, Spielberg couldn't find an angle to make mine look bigger

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 48 weeks ago

Chichester

I mean if people are too dumb to understand basic photo / scale perspective construction when taking photos , especially phone selfies. In this day and age lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 48 weeks ago

Bristol

Only because I've seen women complain about this...

The difference between Vagina and Vulva.

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By *ellinever70Woman 48 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Men need to know that some women mean what they say and say what they mean

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By *eroLondonMan 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"The difference between Vagina and Vulva."

·

The former gives you angina the latter is driven all over Sweden. 🇸🇪

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 48 weeks ago

Niche


"Men need to know that some women mean what they say and say what they mean"

^^^this.

I don't wait. I get bored.

I have no time for games or hot/cold chats.

I don't wait on anyone these days. No abs are that cute and no dick that pretty to waste my time over.

😁😉

Sure the way some carry on I could be waitlisted for a zimmerframe before they remember they were mid-conversation 🤣🤣🤣

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By *lackadderMan 48 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Hang on, I need to make notes. This is very complicated for a man....

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By *ustlookingfornow12Woman 48 weeks ago

south

If we say we aren’t not interested or not what we are looking for just take it graciously and move on.

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By *naswingdressWoman 48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

We weren't born yesterday. We've been seeing weaponised incompetence since we and our brothers were in primary school 🤷‍♀️

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 48 weeks ago

Northumberland

Your playing with a clit.... not strumming a guitar solo

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

The thing you REALLY understand…….is to not try to understand them.

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