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By *roublemaker2 OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Colchester

Mine is people asking for the fab supporters membership to be paid wow it's not like it a fortune!!

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By *issmorganWoman 35 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception.

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By *adame BootsTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Tetbury

The Sidney uni thing. Its so stupid I wont even reply to someone that has it in their profile.

5 dick pics and that paragraph, are they really going to take them to court?

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By *abulincsCouple 35 weeks ago

near a bridge

Time wasters non readers and general ignorance

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By *xbabyxxxWoman 35 weeks ago

Doncaster

Men thinking that they know what every woman wants ,

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By *ateNightTrouble .x2.Couple 35 weeks ago

Manchester

Men who expect us to change what we like and want to suit them.

Straight males mainly but some bi curious too.

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 35 weeks ago

Your to do list

People who only address the woman in a couple when messaging 😖✨️

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By *inkShyWoman 35 weeks ago

near Windsor

Lying about their age ....

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By *loria JamesTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Durham


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "

Exactly this x

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By *erfectpair18Woman 35 weeks ago

lytham

Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift....

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By *G LanaTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Gosport

The people who contact you and then don't want to really say why they did and it ends up like pulling teeth to get anything out of them. I should learn and just start ignoring them but I struggle with that.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 35 weeks ago

Reading

Men who think that because thwy have paid to be a supporter, they are entitled to a fuck.

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By *aithRestorerMan 35 weeks ago

Bolton


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift.... "

Responses like this one

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 35 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

When you fancy someone and they disappear off the site.

Or you fancy someone but find “their” pics online

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By *roublemaker2 OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Colchester

Profile that say can't travel can't accommodate

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By *rown.studMan 35 weeks ago

Eccles

People who constantly go offline while chatting

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 35 weeks ago

Reading


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "

Soooooo this.

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By *roublemaker2 OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Colchester

More men interested in my profile than women

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 35 weeks ago

Stoke

We've blocked messages from people with no pics, yet they always get around the filter which grinds our gears!!

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By *piceyMan 35 weeks ago

your marital bed given the chance

That the regions aren’t as the Home Counties.

I’m in Norfolk, but have to place East Midlands (as the nearest) which is obviously false.

It’s a simply amend, that has been mentioned by many, many times.

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By *idalioMan 35 weeks ago

NW

Never getting a reply or getting to meet the people I've messaged, all my meets are from people that had contacted me first 🙃

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 35 weeks ago

South Wales

Other people.

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By *eliWoman 35 weeks ago

.

Not being able to edit a post if there's a mistake. Grrr.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 35 weeks ago

Reading


"Not being able to edit a post if there's a mistake. Grrr."

Having spotted the typo in my post, definitely this

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By * AND R 777Couple 35 weeks ago

Teesside

For us its people who keep messaging after we have seid no thank you, asking us to meet time after time again is not going to suddenly change our midr

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "

Paralell to this.

As a single guy, you find a single female or couple with a well written profile, you know, plenty for you to work with to write a decent message which shows you've considered their needs. You also match their requirements or type, ect.

You write it out, maybe spending 5 - 15 mins depending on details. Maybe more.

They see it, no reply. Or instant delete within the minute. Obviously nobody owes anyone anything, but, when you're getting a decently put message, a 'there's just no spark, sorry' if perfectly reasonable and acceptable.

Another moan, women who say put effort into the message, but the profile is nothing tangible really.

How on earth can I put effort in, if you are putting the minimum out.

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By *ime2TingleCouple 35 weeks ago

South Essex


"For us its people who keep messaging after we have seid no thank you, asking us to meet time after time again is not going to suddenly change our midr "

The old “no” means I must try harder

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Not being able to edit a post if there's a mistake. Grrr."

Yep. Just made an error myself

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By *obby3264Man 35 weeks ago

Cambridge

Too many men being dicks making it harder for the respectable ones on here.

Stop sending dick pics thinking that’s going to help your cause as it’s probably not that pretty and do you really think women will be wowed.

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By *iss DevilWoman 35 weeks ago

Bedford


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "

This, very much so! Particularly when their profile has nothing exceptional in it.

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By *nicornLadySparklesWoman 35 weeks ago

Scotland

Yes i agree there, get that too xx

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 35 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Those profiles that insist on face pics but do not have any themselves!

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By *obilebottomMan 35 weeks ago

All over

People skipping others on what is meant to be an all inclusive thread. Mostly men that do it but some women too.

Men complaining that another guy fabbed a pic of theirs, really?

People ready to blow a fuse. Relax is only meant to be a bit of fun. On the flip side, people who don't take into considetation how what they say might affect someone.

Finally, anyone who does not tell me what they had for tea/dinner

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By *arryfitMan 35 weeks ago

Stockport

Not that I’m entitled to a response but it would be nice to get a no or something rather than being aired

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Ppl asking for others to message with a face pic… and not having any pics to view of themselves

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Those profiles that insist on face pics but do not have any themselves!"

This

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By *he milf next doorWoman 35 weeks ago

bluebell woods

People ignoring my filters & still message me

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"We've blocked messages from people with no pics, yet they always get around the filter which grinds our gears!! "

Can put the effort into beating the filters but not into a decent message 🤷

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Not being able to edit a post if there's a mistake. Grrr.

Having spotted the typo in my post, definitely this "

This and then the grammar police appearing lol

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By *nicornLadySparklesWoman 35 weeks ago

Scotland

Yes far to many do this as first message or second message without asking if ok first, so rude.. we're all here for same thing be polite and it's not fair on the good guys out there as gives single men a bad rep on here.. talking from personnel experience

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

When they sends me the public pictures from their profile!... why??

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By *nicornLadySparklesWoman 35 weeks ago

Scotland

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By *isterC83Man 35 weeks ago

Medway

People that can't comprehend that we all use this place differently, for our own reasons

The domino effect being that it makes things more difficult for all of us

I'm also not a fan of people asking for pics without being forthcoming with their own first, especially if they contact me first

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Logging on at stupid o'clock and then get a plethora of men messaging me looking for me to hold their hand having a wank 🤦‍♀️

Just cause I log on during the night does not mean I am horny...its means I cannot sleep and I log onto Fab, as well as Insta, Pinterest and Daily mail. Ok??!!! 😂😂

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 35 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"When they sends me the public pictures from their profile!... why??"

I’m sure it’s often a ploy to tempt you into opening their message

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By *itgingermanMan 35 weeks ago

Rotherham

It really has a problem on here really

I take nothing serious, if no response to a conversation then ok it is what it is.

The banter is good, the difference of opinions is even better, life be boring if we were all the same

Met some great people too, some you just click with

Keep going all, have lots of fun and laughter 😂

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By *ora the explorerWoman 35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Statuses having a moan about something/someone. Passive aggressive statuses. Makes you look a proper knob

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 35 weeks ago

Northumberland

- The percentage of men who ruin it for others

- People who live to far away, im not annoyed at you all, but your the only ones who actually reply and talk in messages, yet very little local

- the healthy amount of thighs that arent on my face, more jealousy then annoying 😂

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By *ellinever70Woman 35 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"People ignoring my filters & still message me "

Set your filters properly and they won't be able to message you

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 35 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Getting endless messages off women, asking me to meet them. I've only got 1 dick ya know.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "

Or they tick one of the boxes therefore all other requirements don’t matter

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In addition to all that has already been said,

guys and couples who are desperate to meet us Tgirls and then afterwards won't verify as if they're now worried it'll hurt their chances with others.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Ppl asking for others to message with a face pic… and not having any pics to view of themselves "

I called those people entitled group

Just block them

Someone responding to your well thought out opening message with just one word or emoji

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

All of the above,

Good to get it off your chests

(For a little while,at least!)

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 35 weeks ago

Reading

That fact that someone I want to meet desperately lives so far away from me. Not really a fab issue although we met on here.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan 35 weeks ago

southampton


"Men thinking that they know what every woman wants ,"

Is it sausages?

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By *eroLondonMan 35 weeks ago

Mayfair

Men putting other men down. Men being oblivious to male solidarity. Obsequious men who join the oestrogen-laden bandwagon in criticising men, especially newbies.

The misandry.

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman 35 weeks ago

Bliss

Deceptive married men. Be honest and let me choose.

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By *ognorworthibg23Man 35 weeks ago

littlehampton

People missing out " the profile above" in threads

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man 35 weeks ago

newport

Being one year older than the persons age range

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

After being polite and replying to message saying , "thanks for the message we are not interested" , they keep sending messages......block!!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Flakes

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By *eadpool-ishMan 35 weeks ago

Horam


"Flakes"

Prefer a Ripple, a Twirl maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Flakes

Prefer a Ripple, a Twirl maybe?"

😜

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By *underlandfellaMan 35 weeks ago

sunderland

The choice of interests

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By *itgingermanMan 35 weeks ago

Rotherham


"After being polite and replying to message saying , "thanks for the message we are not interested" , they keep sending messages......block!!"

I can’t fault, ether they don’t understand or not getting the message of No

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan 35 weeks ago

DUBLIN

Not knowing if your message has been read or not, as it can be read and then unread, still showing yellow in the sent section. So you are left wondering! No reply is a reply, so if it's been read and no reply, then you know.

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By *cLovin2Man 35 weeks ago

London

When someone (usually a guy) starts a thread about organising a gangbang. By the fifth post it's obvious he hasn't got a clue and there's not going to be a gangbang as there's no woman. You specifically say that there's nothing happening here.

But that doesn't stop dozens of idiots not bothering to read the thread, they just read the title and volunteer to join a non existent event 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

After you repeat there's no event! more idiots volunteering 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *cLovin2Man 35 weeks ago

London


"Lying about their age .... "

For you darling I'm 25! 😉

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Coventry

The sheer number of fake female profiles

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By *ealitybitesMan 35 weeks ago

Belfast

People with a public forum persona that is very far removed from how they act in private.

Those who accuse others of creating drama or stirring trouble while they themselves are at the core of many issues suffered by others.

Those who claim that other men ruin it for the good guys. Grow up FFS and stop blaming the actions of others for your own inadequacy.

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By *eadpool-ishMan 35 weeks ago

Horam

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By *ealitybitesMan 35 weeks ago

Belfast


"Not knowing if your message has been read or not, as it can be read and then unread, still showing yellow in the sent section. So you are left wondering! No reply is a reply, so if it's been read and no reply, then you know. "

Simple solution is to delete your message as soon as you send it and then you don't have to worry whether it has been read or not because you can no longer see it. Cuts out a lot of stress.

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By *eadpool-ishMan 35 weeks ago

Horam


"[Removed by poster at 27/10/25 14:36:59]"

Realising you've posted to the wrong thread after you've hit "post"

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Coventry


"Not knowing if your message has been read or not, as it can be read and then unread, still showing yellow in the sent section. So you are left wondering! No reply is a reply, so if it's been read and no reply, then you know.

Simple solution is to delete your message as soon as you send it and then you don't have to worry whether it has been read or not because you can no longer see it. Cuts out a lot of stress."

Yeah man I tell people this all the time send and delete so not to lure in checking it

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By *ack DawXXXMan 35 weeks ago

Weybridge

People not constantly hassling me for a meet.

I don't have time to meet everyone. Or to respond to hundreds of messages. But you could all at least try. You might just get a response.

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By *carlettsWoman 35 weeks ago

Harpenden

Where do I start?!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Coventry


"Where do I start?!"

At the beginning

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By *heelerMan 35 weeks ago

Northants


"People not constantly hassling me for a meet.

I don't have time to meet everyone. Or to respond to hundreds of messages. But you could all at least try. You might just get a response.

"

If only fab was like this

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By *carlettsWoman 35 weeks ago

Harpenden

How long do you have, are you sitting comfortably x

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple 35 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

People clearly not reading profile

Men who think they know what all women want

People Only addressing the female in message not both of us

People thinking they can get us to try somthing even though we said no

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By *he AlternativesCouple 35 weeks ago

Swingington


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "

Definitely this

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By *eadymade31Man 35 weeks ago

northumberland

Fake profiles, expecting a god of all men, tarring all men with the same brush as in thinking were all pricks who just want their end away without even giving us a chance, messages read but instantly deleted which is just rude haha i always read profiles and wouldnt ever send a message if i couldnt fit the bill and as said before people begging for site supporters….ps content creators

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 35 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Couples hiding behind a single male profile....

People thinking you're up for anything with anyone and willing to put yourself in potentially dangerous situations

Rudeness

Pseudo doms/professionals/masseuse

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Coventry


"How long do you have, are you sitting comfortably x"

Let me get my lamp and notepad ready for you. Free your mind of this burden

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

People who don’t read the profile 😤

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By *eroLondonMan 35 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Fake profiles..."

What fake profiles?


"...thinking were all pricks who just want their end away without even giving us a chance"

It's a two-way street: men of substance weigh up their options when it comes to giving women a chance. They won't fuck anything, apparently.


"messages read but instantly deleted which is just rude"

It's not rude. They've given you their answer by deleting your message.


"people begging for site supporters….ps content creators"

I've never experienced this. Clearly I'm doing something wrong.

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By *ack DawXXXMan 35 weeks ago

Weybridge

The constant berating of men. Like we're a sub species.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Not being able to edit messages, as others have said.

Being able to perve in ninja mode but not being able to hide the fact you’re online. Sometimes I want to just have a mooch in peace and not get the “why haven’t you answered me” messages

When threads get hijacked and you lose what was quite an interesting/entertaining/inclusive read and people’s voices get lost/ignored

When people skip people in the who’s above you threads. Either play the game or don’t 🤷‍♀️

Public v private personas that are poles apart. Blows my mind a little

The denial that there are cliques. Of course there are, it’s what happens in a group situation. You gravitate toward certain people. There’s nothing wrong with that unless your behaviour excludes other people in a public forum. Then it becomes obnoxious and plain rude.

Here endeth the lesson 🤣

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By *carlettsWoman 35 weeks ago

Harpenden


"How long do you have, are you sitting comfortably x

Let me get my lamp and notepad ready for you. Free your mind of this burden "

Soooo once upon a time there was a girl called Carla. She joined a website called Fabswingers. Her eyes were opened so wide she felt overwelmed at times by the amount of messages she received. Some were from lovely folks, some not so much. She has learnt so much over the years some of which has brought her to tears. Met some great people who she generally adores and some who are just bores.

Hope you have an A4 pad with 500 pages

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Coventry


"The constant berating of men. Like we're a sub species.

"

Awww welcome to the trans experience you can sit next to us on sub human bench we don’t judge down here

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By *ack DawXXXMan 35 weeks ago

Weybridge


"The constant berating of men. Like we're a sub species.

Awww welcome to the trans experience you can sit next to us on sub human bench we don’t judge down here "

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Multiple messages from blokes who want to "drain me", offer me a "blow & go", give me a "discreet blow job" etc etc, despite me clearly stating I'm straight.... Usually from the same guys I've politely declined several times over.

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By *iCurvCPLCouple 35 weeks ago

Newport


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "
this the amount of cheaters and married men that don't read our profile FFS.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 35 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. this the amount of cheaters and married men that don't read our profile FFS."

🤨, you started chatting with me... obviously without reading my profile bio. Then you blocked me when I told you I was married.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

The login captcha thing when you use a VPN…

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. this the amount of cheaters and married men that don't read our profile FFS.

🤨, you started chatting with me... obviously without reading my profile bio. Then you blocked me when I told you I was married. "

🫣

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By *ocktowerMan 35 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift.... "

this is on your profile Nothing worse than the word assuming.... pet hate big time.

I think your the one assuming all men are the same we aren't.

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By *offeeLoverMan 35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Being skipped in forum when you're the post below/above in those type of ones, couple profiles where all the pics are of the woman and none of the guy apart from a dick pic, not enough messsge filters, needing to be a supporter to watch videos, deleted comments not being completely deleted etc

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By *offeeLoverMan 35 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Not being able to edit messages, as others have said.

Being able to perve in ninja mode but not being able to hide the fact you’re online. Sometimes I want to just have a mooch in peace and not get the “why haven’t you answered me” messages

When threads get hijacked and you lose what was quite an interesting/entertaining/inclusive read and people’s voices get lost/ignored

When people skip people in the who’s above you threads. Either play the game or don’t 🤷‍♀️

Public v private personas that are poles apart. Blows my mind a little

The denial that there are cliques. Of course there are, it’s what happens in a group situation. You gravitate toward certain people. There’s nothing wrong with that unless your behaviour excludes other people in a public forum. Then it becomes obnoxious and plain rude.

Here endeth the lesson 🤣

"

Those threads annoy me so much or when someone replies at the same time as you. Also men who only reply to the women or couples in those thread.

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple 35 weeks ago

chester

When people try to change my mind for me, I've said no before, outside my age range etc

They are CONVINCED they are the one that will bypass all my self imposed considerations and restrictions.

Sigh......

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Coventry


"When people try to change my mind for me, I've said no before, outside my age range etc

They are CONVINCED they are the one that will bypass all my self imposed considerations and restrictions.

Sigh...... "

“You are missing out babe “ is the usual

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Mostly people

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"The sheer number of fake female profiles "

😭🤣😜🥵😈💦😘

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into"

Until Dec. 2016 believed to be 💯% straight (strictly one way traffic only) until chance meeting with a gorgeous sexy as fuck goddess of a woman who turned out to be anything but a woman with her turning out to have a 9" and meaty cock.

Well, let's just say one thing led to another and now fallen sooooo far down the rabbit hole there's no way out with me now chugging on clean big dicks like a practiced whore...!

Thus, we never say never...!

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By *lipy123TV/TS 35 weeks ago

Birmingham

Short messages like "Hi"

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By *unnjack68Man 35 weeks ago

Bradford

No Yorkshire region just being lump in with the north east

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By *ack DawXXXMan 35 weeks ago

Weybridge

People who wink and then...........

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By *ife NinjaMan 35 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Cake. The lack of decent cake being offered 🤓🥷

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Cake. The lack of decent cake being offered 🤓🥷"

Would you like a slice of my pie?

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By *weetiepie99Woman 35 weeks ago

cardiff

Men/women who think its wrong if they have sex with a married man/woman because that married man/woman should be honest and tell them if they are married or not and they can then decide whether to have sex with them or not. You are just as bad I'm afraid as the 'cheater'if you do have sex with them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There’s no loo roll in the bogs here ☹️

(I was thus forced to use my sock)

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By *eadpool-ishMan 35 weeks ago

Horam


"There’s no loo roll in the bogs here ☹️

(I was thus forced to use my sock) "

Is this because the loo rolls were all used up in the Fleshlight thread??

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By *ilffadMan 35 weeks ago

swansea

The self appointed Fab police

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 35 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)


"There’s no loo roll in the bogs here ☹️

(I was thus forced to use my sock)

Is this because the loo rolls were all used up in the Fleshlight thread??"

Guilty 🤣

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By *ensuallover1000Man 35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There’s no loo roll in the bogs here ☹️

(I was thus forced to use my sock)

Is this because the loo rolls were all used up in the Fleshlight thread??"

😂😂 Ah ha! Now THAT would explain matters 😵‍💫😵‍💫😜

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By *eadpool-ishMan 35 weeks ago

Horam

[Removed by poster at 27/10/25 18:24:04]

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By *eadpool-ishMan 35 weeks ago

Horam


"There’s no loo roll in the bogs here ☹️

(I was thus forced to use my sock)

Is this because the loo rolls were all used up in the Fleshlight thread??

Guilty 🤣"

I wasn't going to name names but kudos to fessing up

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By *ellhungvweMan 35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Serial UNLOSers

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 35 weeks ago

Round the bend


"People who constantly go offline while chatting "

I hate this too. I lose interest quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Serial UNLOSers"

I initially read this as serial Unolosers

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By *eroLondonMan 35 weeks ago

Mayfair


"People who constantly go offline while chatting "

I much prefer those people if I'm honest. In my experience they go offline to draft a message elsewhere before they log back in to post a reply, exchanging a few more whilst online, before logging off again to draft their next missive.

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By *erfectpair18Woman 35 weeks ago

lytham


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift....

Responses like this one"

I am entitled to my own opinion? Also I have been through the motions myself.....

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman 35 weeks ago

Wirral

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman 35 weeks ago

Wirral

Totally agree xx

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Fakes

Fakes

Fakes

Or profiles that get taken down yet then reinvent again

Clearly fakes

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By *alm_one4Man 35 weeks ago

Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River

Seriously! Hang them upside down and flog them, that’s what I say

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By *tannersMan 35 weeks ago

stanley

Few forum peeves

1) The number of threads alleging that people having preferences is somehow discriminatory

2) The lack of an emoji for “ I’m being sarcastic” or “this is clearly a joke response “

Other than that, as a lot of people have said already, people who don’t read profiles., and people who feel the need to be abusive when you politely say “ no thank you” to them.

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By *oughmanMan 35 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Too many men being dicks making it harder for the respectable ones on here.

Stop sending dick pics thinking that’s going to help your cause as it’s probably not that pretty and do you really think women will be wowed. "

Yeah, I'm kind of him on this one.

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By *oughmanMan 35 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Men thinking that they know what every woman wants ,

Is it sausages? "

Don't be silly we all know the correct answer is Bacon.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Been tared with the same brush as others, because you dont have verifiction yet, either via choice or via not wanting to shag everyone and anyone

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By *tannersMan 35 weeks ago

stanley


"Men thinking that they know what every woman wants ,

Is it sausages?

Don't be silly we all know the correct answer is Bacon."

Smoked or unsmoked?

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By *tu.xMan 35 weeks ago

around

Women with no profile pic or any pics for that matter saying if you dont have any pics instant block ...not annoying more of an eye role 🙄

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By *apio51Man 35 weeks ago

Queensferry

Agree on the editing posts thing.

Women (mainly) profiles that are overly aggressive - I get that men are a PITA on here. Just block them.

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By *irthyGarethMan 35 weeks ago

Borough

Not having a bigger cock.

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By *ld Stella HeelsTV/TS 35 weeks ago

ross on wye

No shows

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By *cott73Man 35 weeks ago

brighton

People who demand "Hi, how r u?" isn't worthy of their time, as if we all have to come up with a modern version of War and Peace, just to ensure the sent message turns from yellow.

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By *andadbodMan 35 weeks ago

Liverpool

profiles with a list of boxes that must be ticked and demands.

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By *li LuckWoman 35 weeks ago

North devon

The regions are too big.

Also I would love to do friends onky statuses. Then I can tell several interested parties that ik child free but nit all of fab. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

People. Just the people.

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By *ib.Man 35 weeks ago

Hampshire

My empty inbox.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Women lol

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By *mimrgreyMan 35 weeks ago

lancaster

The new thing of demanding a face pic or we dont meet without whwn there iant one on the profile im ugly as f#@k but a great laugh and greater with my tongue

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By *mimrgreyMan 35 weeks ago

lancaster

Totally ignored when a polite message is sent, we dont meet without verification duh need to meet to get one, everything goes good your chatting etc then ask for face then tell you sorry not my type could have done it at begining,women tarring all the single men with the same brush as those whom send a dick pic ,say dick pics not wanted then complain when therwa no dick pics on profile fab site in gwneral

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By *cFlirtyMan 35 weeks ago

midhurst

Timewasters, which is probably 50%

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By *oughmanMan 35 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Men thinking that they know what every woman wants ,

Is it sausages?

Don't be silly we all know the correct answer is Bacon.

Smoked or unsmoked?"

Smoked of course.

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By *adbod74Man 35 weeks ago

Dudley

Being ignored when message, even after reading their profile and following it, maybe just a no thanks is all needed

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By *ougarsilkWoman 35 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

• The Sydney Uni paragraph

• The age in the profile write up is years different to the age declared

• Face pic from online male model sites

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By *yeSureMan 35 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Being ignored when message, even after reading their profile and following it, maybe just a no thanks is all needed"

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 35 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Women lol"

Misogynist spotted ew

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By *aven RedWoman 35 weeks ago

Liverpool x

Being told what I need

Not taking no for an answer

Abuse if I dare say not interested

X

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 35 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

nothing...... oh , apart from the obvious

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Chatting for a while then being left on yellow

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By *heekyCharmMan 35 weeks ago

Colne

People parading opinion as fact

Gobshites

Snooty folk

People who demand you look how they want lol

Unsolicited advice

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By *ondiego85Man 35 weeks ago

nottingham

When you see someone online, send a message…and suddenly they were online 5 minutes ago!

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By *luttTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Duns


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception. "

Yup, I’ve got a guy who’s five messages (without response) in and still hasn’t worked out why I’m not replying, even though my profile text is pretty short and clear. 🤷‍♀️

Normally I would have blocked by now, but I’m slightly curious to see how far it goes.

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 35 weeks ago

Cardiff

That fan exists to make money, they don't care about the users as long as they make money

Incidents are not taken seriously

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By *effdelightMan 35 weeks ago

Grimsby

Cunts who say they wanna show off their wives but actually just le your own pics and fuck off. Boring bastards

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By *ryton 123TV/TS 35 weeks ago

Chatham

Straight men with Straight on there profile and some are and some aren't. Takes a few messages and wasting time finding out are they bi or not.

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By *luttTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Duns


"People not reading profiles or reading it and thinking they'll be the exception.

Yup, I’ve got a guy who’s five messages (without response) in and still hasn’t worked out why I’m not replying, even though my profile text is pretty short and clear. 🤷‍♀️

Normally I would have blocked by now, but I’m slightly curious to see how far it goes. "

Six now

Guess he thinks that the warning the site gives you in big red letters is just for other people.

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By *apio51Man 35 weeks ago

Queensferry


"Cunts who say they wanna show off their wives but actually just le your own pics and fuck off. Boring bastards"

There was a guy messaged me out of the blue earlier asking if I wanted to see his wife's tits...

So I asked him if his wife knows that he is showing these photos on here.

He says (I'm paraphrasing) : yeah, she loves it.

So I say: OK. Send me a photo of her hand holding a fork and a spoon. The fork must be on top of the spoon. Then you can send the boob pictures.

Radio silence ensues....

So I check the profile...

Words like "discreet" and "cannot accommodate" jump out.

There has to be some sort of report button for that, right?

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By *lice AgainTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Bristol


"Straight men with Straight on there profile and some are and some aren't. Takes a few messages and wasting time finding out are they bi or not."

Totally this.

If looking at me gets you hard... you ain't straight.

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By *irtyDominic88Man 35 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Profile that say can't travel can't accommodate "

Fucking too right 😂😂 sound, I'll drive 90 minutes to you AND pay for the hotel? Lol nah I'm good

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By *ust want fun 888Man 35 weeks ago

nearby

Bits of a story that could last weeks in the fantasy section,

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By *inky PerkyCouple 35 weeks ago

Narnia

Photos that come with a caption begging to be FABBED.

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By *heekyCharmMan 35 weeks ago

Colne


"Photos that come with a caption begging to be FABBED."
Fab me, fab meeeeeeeeee Haha. Or ‘fab if you want me to message you and tell you thank you’ and then never message.

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By *tu.xMan 35 weeks ago

around


"Photos that come with a caption begging to be FABBED."
definitely this

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By *ocktowerMan 35 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift....

Responses like this one

I am entitled to my own opinion? Also I have been through the motions myself..... "

People who block you for having a different opinion to there's.

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By *andadbodMan 35 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift....

Responses like this one

I am entitled to my own opinion? Also I have been through the motions myself.....

People who block you for having a different opinion to there's."

yeah that happens a lot on here 🤷‍♂️

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By *ocktowerMan 35 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift....

Responses like this one"

Careful she will block you as well.

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By *ocktowerMan 35 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift....

Responses like this one

I am entitled to my own opinion? Also I have been through the motions myself.....

People who block you for having a different opinion to there's.

yeah that happens a lot on here 🤷‍♂️"

Careful she will block you as well 😞

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By *outhman15Man 35 weeks ago

southampton

To many younger fitter men than me on here

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By *noopyMan 35 weeks ago

Greenock

Women with over 40 different verifications (Sexual contact), Saying sorry not my type ! Always makes me laugh, Patiently waiting on the backlash

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By *ynamite500Man 35 weeks ago

Angus

People offering services for money or rewards or as op says to pay fab membership...i mean c'mon... says a lot about their standards... desperadoes!😡

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By *andadbodMan 35 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Noticed it is only women replying.

Men on fab is annoying! Think they are all gods gift....

Responses like this one

I am entitled to my own opinion? Also I have been through the motions myself.....

People who block you for having a different opinion to there's.

yeah that happens a lot on here 🤷‍♂️

Careful she will block you as well 😞"

It doesn’t bother me that some one from far away land blocks me, i’ve never tried to reply privately to anyone in the forums, so will leave them and their peace of mind to it 😊

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By *carlettsWoman 35 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Women with over 40 different verifications (Sexual contact), Saying sorry not my type ! Always makes me laugh, Patiently waiting on the backlash "

Not backlash but I genuinely don't understand what you are trying to say.

They may have 40 different verifications but you might still NOT be their type.

Are you saying that because they have lots of verifications every single man should be their type (as in someone that has a lot of veris means that they will shag anyone and so why do they say you're not their type)

Just block those that say you're not their type and move on. We can't be everyone's cup of tea and they may be looking for something specific that you can't offer

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By *r SproutMan 35 weeks ago

M54

Only 175 posts before a thread is closed

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