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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

Go on, or I’ll rate them?

Choose your own scale too.

Bums also, to keep it inclusive (mine I would rate as equivalent to two hairy, hard coconuts

)

I’ll shut up now, for a bit, thanks

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By *earditallWoman 28 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Go on, or I’ll rate them?

Choose your own scale too.

Bums also, to keep it inclusive (mine I would rate as equivalent to two hairy, hard coconuts

)

I’ll shut up now, for a bit, thanks

Is that your boobs or your bum 🤔

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS 28 weeks ago

Wrexham

Only a three, maybe four...

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By *G LanaTV/TS 28 weeks ago

Gosport

C (and that is being generous) could definitely do better but very slowly getting there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"Go on, or I’ll rate them?

Choose your own scale too.

Bums also, to keep it inclusive (mine I would rate as equivalent to two hairy, hard coconuts

)

I’ll shut up now, for a bit, thanks

Is that your boobs or your bum 🤔 "

Boobs in pofile, bum like hairy trea nuts…

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By *earditallWoman 28 weeks ago

Lancaster

Boobs about a 6 bum about a 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"Go on, or I’ll rate them?

Choose your own scale too.

Bums also, to keep it inclusive (mine I would rate as equivalent to two hairy, hard coconuts

)

I’ll shut up now, for a bit, thanks

Is that your boobs or your bum 🤔 "

Oh, and a solid 8/10 or guaranteed to get you well past a second date

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By *ideshaft1971Man 28 weeks ago

Midlands

"Boobs about a 6 bum about a 7

Boobs 9 bum 9

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

I think 8

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"Only a three, maybe four...

Oh behave! I’d give you you one!

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By *he milf next doorWoman 28 weeks ago

bluebell woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"C (and that is being generous) could definitely do better but very slowly getting there."

Are we talking exam results or cups? I’d give you an A* and a good seeing to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"I think 8

I’d say 8.5 boobs, and if they had a category for pussy you’d be a 9.2!

(wait, it’s my thread, we can have a pussy category too!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"In "

You know when you find the perfect pumpkin at the supermarket, all symmetrical and aesthetically lovely, but twice

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By *he milf next doorWoman 28 weeks ago

bluebell woods

"In

You know when you find the perfect pumpkin at the supermarket, all symmetrical and aesthetically lovely, but twice

"
awww thank you

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By *osie and Jim77Couple 28 weeks ago

Wakefield

Mine need pulling back up to the correct position, otherwise a C-

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By *orba69Man 28 weeks ago

driffield

Boobs a 5+ & bottom a nice 8

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By *ensuallover1000Man 28 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Boobs: They’re great! 👍🏻😍

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By *li LuckWoman 28 weeks ago

North devon

Go ahead, rate them away. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

"Go ahead, rate them away. Lol"

8/10

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"Go ahead, rate them away. Lol"

Motorboatable!

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By *he Silver FuxMan 28 weeks ago

Utero

Mine are pathetic.

My nipples don’t even work

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By *RWoodyCouple 28 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Go ahead, rate them away. Lol

Motorboatable!

I'll have to take your word for the hard coconut bum on the bum rating scale I'm afraid.

J x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 28 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm in to have my factory perfect, came with a guarantee, boobs rated

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By *li LuckWoman 28 weeks ago

North devon

"Go ahead, rate them away. Lol

Motorboatable!

That may if been strenuously proven. Lol

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By *li LuckWoman 28 weeks ago

North devon

"Go ahead, rate them away. Lol

Motorboatable!

That may if been strenuously proven. Lol"

Previously proven even. Lol

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman 28 weeks ago

Edinburgh

5/10 could be a bit firmer

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple 28 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Rate mine if u want

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 28 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I’ve got to rate my own boobs now? This is where supermarket self-check outs have led us 😡

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By *d mirerMan 28 weeks ago

lost

"I’ve got to rate my own boobs now? This is where supermarket self-check outs have led us 😡"

I’ll lend a hand

Or both hands

I’m kind that way

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 28 weeks ago

Reading

Too droopy but look ok in lingerie. 4 out of 10.

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By *eyond PurityCouple 28 weeks ago

East Lincs

Two of C’s best features 🥵

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"I’ve got to rate my own boobs now? This is where supermarket self-check outs have led us 😡"

I’d defo leave an unexpected item in your bagging area!

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By *tubbsy85Woman 28 weeks ago

ipswich

Boobs, probably a 6. Bum, i'd say 3

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By *rsMxCouple 28 weeks ago

Glasgow

Boobs - 6.5/10 (would be an 8 if not for gravity

)

Bum - 6/10

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"Boobs, probably a 6. Bum, i'd say 3 "

Lies! 10!

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 28 weeks ago

Reading

Left to their own devices, probably a 3 or 4.

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By *partanxxMan 28 weeks ago

leeds

I’d give a good 7 xxx

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By *ack DawXXXMan 28 weeks ago

Weybridge

My boobs don't really exist. My bum has aged well.

2 for boobs and 4 for my bum.

I'm unarguably deluded.

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By *atthew78Man 28 weeks ago

Winsford

I have soft and small moobs barely noticeable

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 28 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

2/10 tits. 8/10 arse 💜

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By *d mirerMan 28 weeks ago

lost

"2/10 tits. 8/10 arse 💜"

Ttttttttttttt two ???

Nay

Massively low balled the boobs

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple 28 weeks ago

chester

Go for it

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By *abulincsCouple 28 weeks ago

pe129 area

I think there about a 6/10 but he loves um lol as others have so maybe others are not so critical

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By *l chapo123Man 28 weeks ago

Costa del sol

"Go for it "

I'd say 7 nice and perky sit well

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By *l chapo123Man 28 weeks ago

Costa del sol

"2/10 tits. 8/10 arse 💜"

Arse all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"2/10 tits. 8/10 arse 💜

Ttttttttttttt two ???

Nay

Massively low balled the boobs "

Agreed!

Boobs are glorious in the videos!

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By *usurrusCouple 28 weeks ago

North West

Boobs are still a solid 9. Bum is sadly not what it once was - but he's useful about the house so I will keep him.

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By *huntMan 28 weeks ago

Plymouth

"In "

9 for yours

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By *huntMan 28 weeks ago

Plymouth

"2/10 tits. 8/10 arse 💜"

I'd give you an 8 for both

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By *estructionDollyWoman 28 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

D minus

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 28 weeks ago

Northumberland

Id rate my man tits a solid 3 out of 10.... there a bit flabby, hairy as fuck and just boring to look 😂

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By *uffin and JamCouple 28 weeks ago

Ayrshire

That would very much depend on which one of us was doing the rating……

Muffin has a very different view to Jam on muffins boobs.

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By *eetootsWoman 28 weeks ago

Glasgow

Im about a 7/10 😇

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Rate mine 🙏

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By *eetootsWoman 28 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Rate mine 🙏"

8.75/10 😜

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By *he Mac LassWoman 28 weeks ago

Hefty Hideaway

My right boob is a good 7/10 but the left is a 5/10

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By *randMrsPCouple 28 weeks ago

Nr Salisbury

Rate away

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

9/10 nice size, lovely big nipples, only thing missing is my warm cum dripping off them

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By *randMrsPCouple 28 weeks ago

Nr Salisbury

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago

"My right boob is a good 7/10 but the left is a 5/10"

Awww, you have a favourite! I thought it was like with kids where you have to treat them equally? Do you stand with your right side facing for pics?

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By *ilmissleopardprintWoman 28 weeks ago

Shrewsbury, West Midlands. not wales!!

Hmm 5 without a bra, 7 with one.

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