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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago

After many, many fab years. It’s time to retire my foof, and get away from this forum. It’s become a horrible place to be of late. There’s some nasty cunts about, and Admin/Mods do fuck all about it.

What’s the point of the report function when there’s no real punishment.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"After many, many fab years. It’s time to retire my foof, and get away from this forum. It’s become a horrible place to be of late. There’s some nasty cunts about, and Admin/Mods do fuck all about it.

What’s the point of the report function when there’s no real punishment.

"

Bye careful of the door on your way out

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Oh !!

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

Dooooon't goooooooooo 🫳🫴

Too late 😪

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Dooooon't goooooooooo 🫳🫴

Too late 😪

"

See its your fault 😂

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By *aven RedWoman 24 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

Who was it? X

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Who was it? X"

Fuck knows

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By *aven RedWoman 24 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Who was it? X

Fuck knows"

🤷‍♀️😂😂

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By *d mirerMan 24 weeks ago

lost

Batman or something 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

Not a clue.

They were toooo fast

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Batman or something 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Oh fuck, it wasnt you? 😂😂

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By *aven RedWoman 24 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Not a clue.

They were toooo fast"

Love your outfit in your pfp x

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

Should we do a head count?

All still here say AYE!

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Not a clue.

They were toooo fast

Love your outfit in your pfp x"

Thanks

oh not me 😂

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By *irm40Man 24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Leaves more to us lol

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Should we do a head count?

All still here say AYE!"

No, be quiet. You will make more leave 😂

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche


"Not a clue.

They were toooo fast

Love your outfit in your pfp x"

Why thank you 😊 this ole thing!

😉

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By *aven RedWoman 24 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Not a clue.

They were toooo fast

Love your outfit in your pfp x

Thanks

oh not me 😂"

The black banner really sets off your eyes in your pfp x 😂

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By *irm40Man 24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Who would leave when you two beautiful women are here

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Not a clue.

They were toooo fast

Love your outfit in your pfp x

Thanks

oh not me 😂

The black banner really sets off your eyes in your pfp x 😂"

aww thanks, it means a lot 😂

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By *inkPomPomWoman 24 weeks ago

Isle of Man

Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I hope the OP is ok

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West

Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think. "

he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?"

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?"

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think.

he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂"

I sense the OP was a she.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Should we do a head count?

All still here say AYE!"

Aye !

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think.

he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂

I sense the OP was a she. "

I dunno

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think.

he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂

I sense the OP was a she. "

The use of the word foof would suggest that

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By *aven RedWoman 24 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Should we do a head count?

All still here say AYE!

Aye !"

Aye x 👋

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you"

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

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By *avie65Man 24 weeks ago

In the west.


"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think.

he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂

I sense the OP was a she. "

Is that because of the good grammar and sentence construction or the use of foof?

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By *hades Of GreyMan 24 weeks ago

Leeds

Was that you Nigel?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think.

he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂

I sense the OP was a she.

The use of the word foof would suggest that "

Yes that was my first clue. My second was a man would STAY for the nasty cunts not leave.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 24 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

well i missed that

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep"

Oops too late, that ship sailed in 2024

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"well i missed that"

We all did. They hit unlos about ten seconds after posting

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep"

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"well i missed that"

yeah you should have seen what they said about you. MY GOD!!

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t.

[Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure]

Not over there I think.

he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂

I sense the OP was a she.

The use of the word foof would suggest that

Yes that was my first clue. My second was a man would STAY for the nasty cunts not leave. "

ha ha ha so true

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery "

Who are you?

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By *earditallWoman 24 weeks ago

Lancaster

I've not personally had any nastiness from the forums shame some have.

He didn't take Robin with him did he?

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

I’m still here, sorry everyone. 👋

Whoever the OP was I hope they’re ok. This place can get on your tits at times.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 24 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?"

Ben and Jerry ice cream please.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Ben and Jerry ice cream please. "

Flavour?

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I've not personally had any nastiness from the forums shame some have.

He didn't take Robin with him did he?"

No I am still here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 24 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Well to be honest I dont think there are any nasty cunts on the forums. A few twats but they are easily ignored

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Well to be honest I dont think there are any nasty cunts on the forums. A few twats but they are easily ignored"

Well I take that personally 😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West


"I've not personally had any nastiness from the forums shame some have.

He didn't take Robin with him did he?

No I am still here"

How about Spiderman? Ironman? Are they still okay? Maybe check in on the Hulk too.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

Ok now I’ve demonstrated my detective credentials can I have Benedict cumberbatch now?

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Ok now I’ve demonstrated my detective credentials can I have Benedict cumberbatch now? "

No

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?"

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

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By *ucka39Man 24 weeks ago

Newcastle

Is a motto don't blame, don't complain

Simply block and continue to enjoy leave it as a problem for someone else. I'm starting to give up also 😂🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔"

Awww there there

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

Awww there there "

dont pander to him, he just wants a cut

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

Awww there there

dont pander to him, he just wants a cut"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll buy a few rounds. And snacks

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

Awww there there

dont pander to him, he just wants a cut

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll buy a few rounds. And snacks"

Snacks?

Now we are all winners

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

Awww there there

dont pander to him, he just wants a cut"

A cut of what ?? 🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"Ok now I’ve demonstrated my detective credentials can I have Benedict cumberbatch now?

No"

Yes😵‍💫

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

Awww there there

dont pander to him, he just wants a cut

A cut of what ?? 🤣"

I dunno 😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

Awww there there

dont pander to him, he just wants a cut

A cut of what ?? 🤣

I dunno 😂"

That's no help 🤣 maybe a haircut??

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?

A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋

Please and thank you

You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off

🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep

Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery

Who are you?

And just like that. Discarded. 😔

Awww there there

dont pander to him, he just wants a cut

A cut of what ?? 🤣

I dunno 😂"

That's no help 🤣 maybe a haircut??

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By *our_Best_Kept_SecretMan 24 weeks ago

Telford


"Who was it? X"

It wasn't me...😂😂

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

You meant that reply didnt you 😂

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By *ertcoupleCouple 24 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"I’m still here, sorry everyone. 👋

Whoever the OP was I hope they’re ok. This place can get on your tits at times."

Prefer cum on my tits

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 24 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name

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By *aven RedWoman 24 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Who was it? X

It wasn't me...😂😂"

Great. Got a shaggy earworm now x 😂😂

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By *eroLondonMan 24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Bye careful of the door on your way out"

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple 24 weeks ago

Worcestershire

It wasn't us

We dip in and out of the forums

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605"

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605"

… the fab archives ♥️

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

… the fab archives ♥️"

The archives of earlier today 🫠

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 24 weeks ago

Round the bend

Whoever it was, I hope they are ok.

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By *ad NannaWoman 24 weeks ago

East London


"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name"

Someone she was friends with may enlighten us.

People take the piss when someone says they're leaving and don't go immediately. At least they aren't left scratching their heads when someone says bye and deletes immediately.

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester

I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly)

All present and correct 😁

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

… the fab archives ♥️

The archives of earlier today 🫠"

🤣🤣

Even better 😘😘

I didn’t look at the date

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly)

All present and correct 😁"

Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉

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By *tr8ty7Man 24 weeks ago

Coventry


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe "

I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me

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By *izandpaulCouple 24 weeks ago

merseyside

Its sad when someone feels miserable enough they have to leave.

So before people make a smart arsed comment, maybe take a second to engage your brain before your fingers.

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly)

All present and correct 😁

Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉"

Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 24 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Its sad when someone feels miserable enough they have to leave.

So before people make a smart arsed comment, maybe take a second to engage your brain before your fingers.

"

Amen.

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I’m still here, sorry everyone. 👋

Whoever the OP was I hope they’re ok. This place can get on your tits at times."

I'd love to get on them 🤓🥷

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly)

All present and correct 😁

Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉

Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣"

Did you have plenty of ladywanks?

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By *ealitybitesMan 24 weeks ago

Belfast


"Who was it? X"

Admin.

We're on our own from here on in.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"Who was it? X

Admin.

We're on our own from here on in."

The Purge springs to mind….

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By *inkPomPomWoman 24 weeks ago

Isle of Man


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe

I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me "

You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting

Maybe its the messages you send?

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By *issBellaWoman 24 weeks ago

Flintshire

People forget for some, this is a safe place away from life's worries.

Got nothing valuable or inoffensive to say? Then just don't say it. It really is that easy

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By *ellhungvweMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name"

It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 24 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

It was what’s’er name, from wherzit, with the big doo daa’s, Oh and the foof, she had a foof, I hope that clears up that little mystery.

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name

It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk."

Centimetres, inches.....they're the same, right? 🤭🤓🥷

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly)

All present and correct 😁

Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉

Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣

Did you have plenty of ladywanks? "

Only one...i was even unproductive at that 🤪

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By *ellhungvweMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name

It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk.

Centimetres, inches.....they're the same, right? 🤭🤓🥷"

It’s just a number.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well, I'm still here.

When I go. It will be with a whimper, because I haven't had a bang.

🧛🏻‍♀️

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly)

All present and correct 😁

Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉

Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣

Did you have plenty of ladywanks?

Only one...i was even unproductive at that 🤪"

1 is enough 😘

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name

It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk.

Centimetres, inches.....they're the same, right? 🤭🤓🥷

It’s just a number."

There's a thread in that...

"Length is just a number"

🌈

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

27!

8!

52!

374!

That's Numberwang!

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By *hunky GentMan 24 weeks ago

Bedford

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 24 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Ben and Jerry ice cream please.

Flavour?"

Netflix n Chill please. It’s been that long, I’m not even sure if they make it!

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By *our_Best_Kept_SecretMan 24 weeks ago

Telford


"Who was it? X

It wasn't me...😂😂

Great. Got a shaggy earworm now x 😂😂"

Sorry.....

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By *ick Weapon-XMan 24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

You'll be back. And so will you. And you. Annnddd yooouuu!!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. "

Hath he borne you on his back a thousand times?

Or wasn't he gay? 🌈

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 "

The Feloofian Fields...

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West


"Me too. I'm off also.

Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?

Ben and Jerry ice cream please.

Flavour?

Netflix n Chill please. It’s been that long, I’m not even sure if they make it! "

I'll ask for you 😃😃

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔

The Feloofian Fields..."

10 points 👏

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 "

Turned into fleshlights 🤭🤓🥷

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 "

They elope with odd socks

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔

They elope with odd socks "

Sneaky buggers socks 🤓🥷

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By *ealitybitesMan 24 weeks ago

Belfast


"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 "

An old foofs home

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By *tr8ty7Man 24 weeks ago

Coventry


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe

I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me

You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting

Maybe its the messages you send? "

The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.

My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.

It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe

I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me

You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting

Maybe its the messages you send?

The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.

My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.

It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire"

Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party.

Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing.

Hope this helps 🌈

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By *tr8ty7Man 24 weeks ago

Coventry


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe

I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me

You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting

Maybe its the messages you send?

The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.

My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.

It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire

Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party.

Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing.

Hope this helps 🌈"

Aww man, maybe i am just a boring shit then.

Cheers for the input. Love the tit tats by the way

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By *inkPomPomWoman 24 weeks ago

Isle of Man


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe

I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me

You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting

Maybe its the messages you send?

The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.

My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.

It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire

Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party.

Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing.

Hope this helps 🌈"

Fr, i feel like women go on vibe

Be confident but approachable, non creepy

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By *tr8ty7Man 24 weeks ago

Coventry


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe

I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me

You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting

Maybe its the messages you send?

The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.

My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.

It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire

Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party.

Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing.

Hope this helps 🌈

Fr, i feel like women go on vibe

Be confident but approachable, non creepy"

Gotcha. Cheers.

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By *rightonsteveMan 24 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m sorry to see the OP leave, I really liked her. Her name was especially memorable. You must have known her!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 24 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious"

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

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By *inky PerkyCouple 24 weeks ago

Narnia

Gotta love a flouncer

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By *carlettsWoman 24 weeks ago

Harpenden

And then they were gone?

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour "

You will need to explain why it cant be. I beg to differ

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Gotta love a flouncer"

😂😂

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"And then they were gone?"

Looks like it

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Oh dear he meant it

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Yes, I am a horirble human being

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By *OLLYSLAPPERNEEDSOMEDICKTV/TS 24 weeks ago

consett

Agreed I had people asking if they could fuck me and then do cocaine together.

I mean just because I’m a slut and want dick don’t mean I’m gonna do too!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 24 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

You will need to explain why it cant be. I beg to differ"

Oh wow, well if you can't see it then no point in explaining it to you

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour "

Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?

Let's not start a witch hunt.

It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.

We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.

But sure.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Not often you see a lady anounce they are leaving. Context clue being foof.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 24 weeks ago

Chester

Who left 🤷🏼

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?

Let's not start a witch hunt.

It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.

We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.

But sure."

Thank you. Common sense finally

I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did

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By *hunky GentMan 24 weeks ago

Bedford


"Who left 🤷🏼 "

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?

Let's not start a witch hunt.

It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.

We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.

But sure.

Thank you. Common sense finally

I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did"

So you want to be given the benefit of the doubt, but you want all disagreement with you to be dismissed as "not common sense"? 🤔

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By *kphooey43Man 24 weeks ago

Barnet


"After many, many fab years. It’s time to retire my foof, and get away from this forum. It’s become a horrible place to be of late. There’s some nasty cunts about, and Admin/Mods do fuck all about it.

What’s the point of the report function when there’s no real punishment.

Bye careful of the door on your way out"

Unnecessary.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

Oh lord, I'm off to the positivity thread

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 24 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?

Let's not start a witch hunt.

It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.

We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.

But sure.

Thank you. Common sense finally

I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did

So you want to be given the benefit of the doubt, but you want all disagreement with you to be dismissed as "not common sense"? 🤔"

Did I say that?

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?

Let's not start a witch hunt.

It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.

We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.

But sure.

Thank you. Common sense finally

I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did

So you want to be given the benefit of the doubt, but you want all disagreement with you to be dismissed as "not common sense"? 🤔

Did I say that?"

I think other people can read as well as I can.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 24 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?

Let's not start a witch hunt.

It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.

We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.

But sure."

Where is the witch hunt? Just stating my opinion on how it looks to me.

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By *avexxMan 24 weeks ago

cheshire

its all kicking off

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 24 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Bye careful of the door on your way out

Is that necessary?

Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605

What? It was a joke

Why so serious

You're 'one of them' disguising vitriol under the 'it's only a joke'

Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour

Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?

Let's not start a witch hunt.

It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.

We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.

But sure.

Thank you. Common sense finally

I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did

So you want to be given the benefit of the doubt, but you want all disagreement with you to be dismissed as "not common sense"? 🤔"

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By *ools and the brainCouple 24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Well to be honest I dont think there are any nasty cunts on the forums. A few twats but they are easily ignored"

And I generally am

Still here btw not that anyone cares or anything ( to be said in the style and voice of Neil the hippy from the young ones)

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By *oiluvfunMan 24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sorry to hear you left OP, hope you find comfort elsewhere x

Right; so that's now 837 men per single woman in here....great start to the weekend

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 24 weeks ago

Chester


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂 "

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂

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By *ools and the brainCouple 24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Sorry to hear you left OP, hope you find comfort elsewhere x

Right; so that's now 837 men per single woman in here....great start to the weekend "

You haven't taken into account for the female Half's of couples who are available so it's probably more like

653 men per lady woman.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Jesus. It’s always the usual people who bang on about mental health this and mental health that who start picking apart a persons “insensitive at most” post.

Give it a rest.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 24 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I just wish they could of had a rant then hid their profile fir a while

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By *ools and the brainCouple 24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂 "

It's a very famous comedy sketch ( nice bit of mansplaing )

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By *oiluvfunMan 24 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Sorry to hear you left OP, hope you find comfort elsewhere x

Right; so that's now 837 men per single woman in here....great start to the weekend

You haven't taken into account for the female Half's of couples who are available so it's probably more like

653 men per lady woman. "

Nope, we'll stick to 837 men per single woman thanks, as the OP was a single woman

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By *ools and the brainCouple 24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh no, it wasn't GrannyC was it I've just searched her name and nothing comes up unless she's hidden her profile?

Noooooooooo

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By *avexxMan 24 weeks ago

cheshire


"I just wish they could of had a rant then hid their profile fir a while"
,,, i agree may have been a better option,, nobody knows what people are going through

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"Oh no, it wasn't GrannyC was it I've just searched her name and nothing comes up unless she's hidden her profile?

Noooooooooo"

She hides her profile. You’re ok, she rides to post another day

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 24 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Oh no, it wasn't GrannyC was it I've just searched her name and nothing comes up unless she's hidden her profile?

Noooooooooo"

No, it wasn’t, I think the profile maybe hidden so does not come up on searches, either that or I am blocked

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 24 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"You gotta pay attention to detail, I know exactly who it was and I know exactly what they did 'cuz I pay attention to detail."

🤔

...or, I'm just paraphrasing quotes from 'Saving Private Ryan'

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By *ools and the brainCouple 24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Oh no, it wasn't GrannyC was it I've just searched her name and nothing comes up unless she's hidden her profile?

Noooooooooo

She hides her profile. You’re ok, she rides to post another day "

Phew thank god, if granny goes we might as well just switch off the site.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 24 weeks ago

Chester


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂

It's a very famous comedy sketch ( nice bit of mansplaing ) "

I know

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By *ools and the brainCouple 24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂

It's a very famous comedy sketch ( nice bit of mansplaing )

I know "

Who does?

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By *owmanytimesMan 24 weeks ago

derby


"Batman or something 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Batman is still here, lurking in the shadows

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 24 weeks ago

Chester


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂

It's a very famous comedy sketch ( nice bit of mansplaing )

I know

Who does? "

Who's on first

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By *oiluvfunMan 24 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Who left 🤷🏼 "

Click the green arrow for clues

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

It wasn't me

I know you wanted it to be

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman 24 weeks ago

Cambs


"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people

Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe "

Absolutely agree with this.. I've been on here for years and it's getting worse.. Time wasters and awful messages every minute definitely spoil it for the genuine folks.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Well this is a sad moment when someone leaves because of the behaviour of utter cockwombles on fab...soon it be a case of just saying "hello" to the ones that are left.

Goodbye fellow fabber whoever you was, I'm sure some will miss you and I do hope everything is ok for you in the real world

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By *lrightthenMan 24 weeks ago

Bradford

😭😭😭 I can't believe OP has left 😭😭😭 what do I do now??

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 24 weeks ago

Chester


"Who left 🤷🏼

Click the green arrow for clues "

That just takes me to a forum search 🤷🏼

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By *ools and the brainCouple 24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Who left 🤷🏼

Click the green arrow for clues

That just takes me to a forum search 🤷🏼 "

The plot thickens !

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By *hunky GentMan 24 weeks ago

Bedford


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂 "

What's on second.

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By *ensualbicockMan 24 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 24 weeks ago

Chester


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂

What's on second. "

I'm not asking who's on second!

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By *ensualbicockMan 24 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Who, what, where !?

Greatest vanishing trick since Lord Lucan

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By *hunky GentMan 24 weeks ago

Bedford


"Who left 🤷🏼

No.

Who's on first.

😆 🤣 😂

What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂

What's on second.

I'm not asking who's on second! "

Thats because who's on first.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West

I really want to know who left now 🤔

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"I really want to know who left now 🤔 "

We will need to learn to accept the uncertainty

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By *eroLondonMan 24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I really want to know who left now 🤔 "

I don't know their name but they were participating gleefully in Dai's "Your dream 5 car garage" thread the other day. 🌈🩶🌈

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By *aven RedWoman 24 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

I hope they're ok, whoever they were. It can really get you down being on here sometimes. It definitely affects mental health x

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I really want to know who left now 🤔

We will need to learn to accept the uncertainty"

There are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 24 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

They’ll be back, or perhaps they never left😉

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