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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

So party forced and a lot voluntary, my absence from the forums has been bliss.

Been scanning the threads and nothing has jumped out at me, hence why the absence was longer.

I hope none of you missed me too much. Been playing on chat a little which was fun.

Anyway, as you were

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Please keep us updated.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Please keep us updated."

lol meh

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you? "

You dirty young wipper snapper

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By *infullyObedientWoman 15 weeks ago

Woodley

Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them?

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster

Fancy a bum

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them? "

Don't be confused

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Fancy a bum"

Balls of Steel - amazing

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By *naswingdressWoman 15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them? "

I feel like I'm in an airport against my will.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them? "

It’s like the anti-unlos.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them?

I feel like I'm in an airport against my will."

Who is Will?

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them?

It’s like the anti-unlos."

You are too smart for me. I have no clue what that means

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you? "

Well it was bliss !

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By *naswingdressWoman 15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them?

I feel like I'm in an airport against my will.

Who is Will?"

If only there were a way to distinguish between names and normal nouns.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !"

The bumming or the absence? Or both?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !"

I’m gonna have to give it a go.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Confused... are you coming back to the forums or just telling us you're no longer using them?

I feel like I'm in an airport against my will.

Who is Will?

If only there were a way to distinguish between names and normal nouns."

Quite

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By *fterHoursTemptingTwosomeCouple 15 weeks ago

lincs

I did think it was quiet around here!

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !

I’m gonna have to give it a go. "

See you at 7

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I did think it was quiet around here! "

How rude 😂😂

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !

I’m gonna have to give it a go.

See you at 7 "

She will bum you hard

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

If I was going to have a party forced and a lot voluntary exile from the forums I’d change my username, some facial surgery, maybe a moustache, sp when I came back people would say Glow (or whatever my new name was) does things proper. Like Yorkshire people do tea according to the adverts. If i ever lived in Yorkshire. Which I haven’t.

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By *eroLondonMan 15 weeks ago

Mayfair


"So party forced and a lot voluntary..."

This party that you were forced to attend - did they serve lashings of ginger beer, tutti-frutti ice cream, lime jelly and marshmallow puffs?

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By *cherryblossom-Woman 15 weeks ago

South glos

I do love a dramatic flounce 💃

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"If I was going to have a party forced and a lot voluntary exile from the forums I’d change my username, some facial surgery, maybe a moustache, sp when I came back people would say Glow (or whatever my new name was) does things proper. Like Yorkshire people do tea according to the adverts. If i ever lived in Yorkshire. Which I haven’t. "

I am lost 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !

I’m gonna have to give it a go.

See you at 7

She will bum you hard"

🙏🙏🙏

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By *naswingdressWoman 15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I do love a dramatic flounce 💃 "

As long as the juice is worth the squeeze

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I do love a dramatic flounce 💃 "

I bet you do it so well

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !

I’m gonna have to give it a go.

See you at 7 "

Ok but of your pillow tastes like Parma violet it’s cos I febreezed it for you.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend

Welcome back lovely 🫶🏼

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !

I’m gonna have to give it a go.

See you at 7

Ok but of your pillow tastes like Parma violet it’s cos I febreezed it for you. "

Wonderful! I've heard that's a tremendous aphrodisiac. Or laxative, I always get them mixed up.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Welcome back lovely 🫶🏼"

Aww thanks Wet Wolvesy xx

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !

I’m gonna have to give it a go.

See you at 7

Ok but of your pillow tastes like Parma violet it’s cos I febreezed it for you.

Wonderful! I've heard that's a tremendous aphrodisiac. Or laxative, I always get them mixed up. "

I feel so top right now. Gonna look at power tools and have a wank.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Well it was bliss !

I’m gonna have to give it a go.

See you at 7

Ok but of your pillow tastes like Parma violet it’s cos I febreezed it for you.

Wonderful! I've heard that's a tremendous aphrodisiac. Or laxative, I always get them mixed up.

I feel so top right now. Gonna look at power tools and have a wank. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 15 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Oh. Have you been away ?

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

About time too!

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"About time too! "

Shut it and go make me some food

Oh wait, you are a shit cook.

I'm going to make me some food

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Finally, I've not slept with worry!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Welcome back good sir 😃😃

Wait….my threads haven’t jumped out at you?! Whhhaaatt?!! 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *carlettsWoman 15 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Welcome back good sir 😃😃

Wait….my threads haven’t jumped out at you?! Whhhaaatt?!! 😜👍🏻👍🏻"

Lol tough choice between English vs Maths or Bath vs shower threads? 🤔

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By *ensuallover1000Man 15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Welcome back good sir 😃😃

Wait….my threads haven’t jumped out at you?! Whhhaaatt?!! 😜👍🏻👍🏻

Lol tough choice between English vs Maths or Bath vs shower threads? 🤔"

😂😂😂 Ahhhh….good point 😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Wow it just got loud here all of a sudden 🫨😳😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London

Welcome back mate. I missed you. 👍🏾☺️

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

We all missed you so much.

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

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By *atiekisskissWoman 15 weeks ago

London


"So party forced and a lot voluntary, my absence from the forums has been bliss.

Been scanning the threads and nothing has jumped out at me, hence why the absence was longer.

I hope none of you missed me too much. Been playing on chat a little which was fun.

Anyway, as you were"

No, we never missed you

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 15 weeks ago

Maidstone

What?

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By *hunkyBuggaMan 15 weeks ago

Devon

New phone. Who dis

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend

I missed you x

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By *rSuave88Man 15 weeks ago

Mirfield

Good to see you back OP. One of the few that says it how it is 👊🏽

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Good to see you back OP. One of the few that says it how it is 👊🏽"

Thats what's been getting him into trouble... 😂 😂 😂 Love it or hate it... I hate marmite but love him.. (well maybe not love... But eh... 😂 😂 😂)

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By *oeBeansMan 15 weeks ago

Derby


"Party forced and a lot voluntary.

You’re talking bumming aren’t you? Aren’t you? "

Or it meant he was guilty of a thoughtcrime. Lucky he wasn't vapourised!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 15 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"I do love a dramatic flounce 💃 "

People normally flounce out...Not flounce in

Like the bloody hokey y at times this place

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 15 weeks ago

Niche

A break from most things does us the power of good.

I get bored and wander off myself.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"A break from most things does us the power of good.

I get bored and wander off myself."

So true and needed

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I do love a dramatic flounce 💃

People normally flounce out...Not flounce in

Like the bloody hokey y at times this place "

Good to be different

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Good to see you back OP. One of the few that says it how it is 👊🏽

Thats what's been getting him into trouble... 😂 😂 😂 Love it or hate it... I hate marmite but love him.. (well maybe not love... But eh... 😂 😂 😂) "

I will take that ❤️😂

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Good to see you back OP. One of the few that says it how it is 👊🏽"

Thanks dude

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I missed you x "

Too kind

Thanks Wolvesy xx

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"New phone. Who dis "

It’s nobody don’t worry

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"So party forced and a lot voluntary, my absence from the forums has been bliss.

Been scanning the threads and nothing has jumped out at me, hence why the absence was longer.

I hope none of you missed me too much. Been playing on chat a little which was fun.

Anyway, as you were

No, we never missed you"

Never mind 😂

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"We all missed you so much.

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥"

Not sure if I should sense sarcasm or not 😂

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Welcome back mate. I missed you. 👍🏾☺️"

Thanks mate

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Wow it just got loud here all of a sudden 🫨😳😂"

So bloody rude 😂😂

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Finally, I've not slept with worry! "

Sleep tight now 😂😂

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By *vonne5exMan 15 weeks ago

Doncaster

Didn't notice

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By *d mirerMan 15 weeks ago

lost

How long was it ?

A wank in the bath kind of bliss ? Or party complete with paper hats and balloons ?

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Didn't notice"

Didn’t notice what?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 15 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"How long was it ?

A wank in the bath kind of bliss ? Or party complete with paper hats and balloons ? "

How about a wank in a bubble bath whilst wearing a party hat...Balloons added for context

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By *d mirerMan 15 weeks ago

lost


"How long was it ?

A wank in the bath kind of bliss ? Or party complete with paper hats and balloons ?

How about a wank in a bubble bath whilst wearing a party hat...Balloons added for context"

To be fair I’d take a pause from fab for that

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..


"About time too!

Shut it and go make me some food

Oh wait, you are a shit cook.

I'm going to make me some food"

If ya let me out of the bedroom I could rustle up cheese on toast ffs

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"About time too!

Shut it and go make me some food

Oh wait, you are a shit cook.

I'm going to make me some food

If ya let me out of the bedroom I could rustle up cheese on toast ffs"

Second thoughts stay where you are and get Deliveroo open x

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..


"About time too!

Shut it and go make me some food

Oh wait, you are a shit cook.

I'm going to make me some food

If ya let me out of the bedroom I could rustle up cheese on toast ffs

Second thoughts stay where you are and get Deliveroo open x"

You've been eating all night!

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"About time too!

Shut it and go make me some food

Oh wait, you are a shit cook.

I'm going to make me some food

If ya let me out of the bedroom I could rustle up cheese on toast ffs

Second thoughts stay where you are and get Deliveroo open x

You've been eating all night! "

Shush I have my mouth full x

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By *vmarisaTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Motherwell

Mmmmf mmmf mmmmf gulp. Mx 👿

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

Thatd what he said

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

I should exile myself too. I wanted to be liked like this. I want to be licked. Or liked. Both dammit. I want both.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I should exile myself too. I wanted to be liked like this. I want to be licked. Or liked. Both dammit. I want both."

dirty girl x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"I should exile myself too. I wanted to be liked like this. I want to be licked. Or liked. Both dammit. I want both.

dirty girl x"

But I will be clean. 😇

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By *he Silver FuxMan 15 weeks ago

Utero


"So party forced and a lot voluntary, my absence from the forums has been bliss.

Been scanning the threads and nothing has jumped out at me, hence why the absence was longer.

I hope none of you missed me too much. Been playing on chat a little which was fun.

Anyway, as you were"

Do we know you?

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By *tarbeckCouple 15 weeks ago

york


"So party forced and a lot voluntary, my absence from the forums has been bliss.

Been scanning the threads and nothing has jumped out at me, hence why the absence was longer.

I hope none of you missed me too much. Been playing on chat a little which was fun.

Anyway, as you were"

Welcome back

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By *inkShyWoman 15 weeks ago

near Windsor

Welcome back, bloke ☺️

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"So party forced and a lot voluntary, my absence from the forums has been bliss.

Been scanning the threads and nothing has jumped out at me, hence why the absence was longer.

I hope none of you missed me too much. Been playing on chat a little which was fun.

Anyway, as you were Welcome back "

Thank you x

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Welcome back, bloke ☺️"

Thanks Pink x

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"So party forced and a lot voluntary, my absence from the forums has been bliss.

Been scanning the threads and nothing has jumped out at me, hence why the absence was longer.

I hope none of you missed me too much. Been playing on chat a little which was fun.

Anyway, as you were

Do we know you? "

Meh

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"I should exile myself too. I wanted to be liked like this. I want to be licked. Or liked. Both dammit. I want both.

dirty girl x

But I will be clean. 😇"

Shame x

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By *etwife8230Couple 15 weeks ago

Newport

Welcome back 🤪

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Welcome back 🤪"

Thanks wifey x

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