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By *H7in5 OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Next one

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London

Get him Step One boxers.

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Get him Step One boxers."

Say hello at cnl social

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Get him Step One boxers.

Say hello at cnl social"

Say hello back. And hug. 👋🏾

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By *iddle and SquatCouple 15 weeks ago

Bristol


"Get him Step One boxers.

Say hello at cnl social"

Fuck them for a week! 😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Get him Step One boxers.

Say hello at cnl social

Fuck them for a week! 😂"

This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink.

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By *iHungMan 15 weeks ago

Blackpool


"Get him Step One boxers.

Say hello at cnl social

Fuck them for a week! 😂

This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink."

Tease his nipples with a feather

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Get him Step One boxers.

Say hello at cnl social

Fuck them for a week! 😂

This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink.

Tease his nipples with a feather "

Get him some underwear.

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By *iHungMan 15 weeks ago

Blackpool


"Get him Step One boxers.

Say hello at cnl social

Fuck them for a week! 😂

This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink.

Tease his nipples with a feather

Get him some underwear."

Spank his pert ass

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Get him Step One boxers.

Spank his pert ass"

Move furniture so he can get a right good run up

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Get him Step One boxers.

Spank his pert ass

Move furniture so he can get a right good run up "

A crazy night out!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Get him Step One boxers.

Spank his pert ass

Move furniture so he can get a right good run up

A crazy night out!"

Swap the chair with my face. 👀🫣

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 15 weeks ago

Swansea


"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys"

Bump into then in a club

P

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys

Bump into then in a club

P"

Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys

Bump into then in a club

P

Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung "

Driving test instructor. Eyes on the road.

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys

Bump into then in a club

P

Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung

Driving test instructor. Eyes on the road."

Button up it's cold

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys

Bump into then in a club

P

Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung

Driving test instructor. Eyes on the road.

Button up it's cold"

Yes, dear. I'd give her a cuddle.

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By * D 777Man 15 weeks ago

bathgate

Drinks

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 15 weeks ago

Home


"Drinks"
pints

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Drinks pints "

Shout captain caveman at him

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By *gent CoulsonMan 15 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Drinks pints

Shout captain caveman at him"

pint and discuss all the hot ladies on here

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Drinks pints

Shout captain caveman at him pint and discuss all the hot ladies on here"

I don’t drink so would have to be a pint of milk

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By *ensuallover1000Man 15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Drinks pints

Shout captain caveman at him pint and discuss all the hot ladies on here

I don’t drink so would have to be a pint of milk"

I’ll therefore buy you a milkshake good sir - any flavour of your choosing 😁

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs "

Make her breakfast. What are you having?

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By *hiskeylover42Man 15 weeks ago

up the road


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs "

Rub them down after a workout

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By *H7in5 OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs "

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj"

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

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By *ucksBiFunMan 15 weeks ago

Bierton

Use my token whilst stroking

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 15 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease"

Ask for a token of her appreciation

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease"

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x"

Drinks.

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x"

Well not directly above... We happen to be in a 2 man sandwich... 😂 While ur there can u grab be a morning drink pls and deliver to..... 😉

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Drinks."

Soon enough my friend, soon enough..

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Drinks.

Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. "

Bury my face in that arse

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Drinks.

Soon enough my friend, soon enough..

Bury my face in that arse "

Get him a towel as he's going to be drenched.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Drinks.

Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. "

Looking forward to it, friend 👍🏾

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Drinks.

Soon enough my friend, soon enough..

Bury my face in that arse

Get him a towel as he's going to be drenched."

Haha, Well that depends on how good he is.. 😂 😂 Allow him to keep me hydrated... With water

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By *histle79Man 15 weeks ago

Guildford

All of the things

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Well not directly above... We happen to be in a 2 man sandwich... 😂 While ur there can u grab be a morning drink pls and deliver to..... 😉 "

Unfortunately my slow early morning typing left me in an awkward spot 😬But hey..

Still a flat white and a croissant as before?

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Well not directly above... We happen to be in a 2 man sandwich... 😂 While ur there can u grab be a morning drink pls and deliver to..... 😉

Unfortunately my slow early morning typing left me in an awkward spot 😬But hey..

Still a flat white and a croissant as before?"

Nicely done 'as before' smooth. Almond one pls

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs

You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj

I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease

Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x

Drinks.

Soon enough my friend, soon enough..

Bury my face in that arse

Get him a towel as he's going to be drenched.

Haha, Well that depends on how good he is.. 😂 😂 Allow him to keep me hydrated... With water"

Definitely going to need a towel, very confident with my oral skills

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By *H7in5 OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Video it

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By *iddlesticksMan 15 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Video it"

Shake his, his, errr hand.

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By *ittleteaseWoman 15 weeks ago

Norfolk


"Video it

Shake his, his, errr hand. "

Share crisps sandwiches with him

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By *he MinionMan 15 weeks ago

Surrey


"Video it

Shake his, his, errr hand.

Share crisps sandwiches with him "

Share a bed with her

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By *etwife8230Couple 15 weeks ago

Newport

Join them x

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest

Spend time with her

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Spend time with her "

Drinks

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Spend time with her

Drinks"

Tell him he'll get arrested if he goes out like that in a flasher jacket

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By *uperS77Man 15 weeks ago

Gloucester

Lick her lolly

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Spend time with her

Drinks

Tell him he'll get arrested if he goes out like that in a flasher jacket "

Risky. I think I could get away with it 👀😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Lick her lolly"

Get him a jumper. It's cold.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Lick her lolly"

Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Lick her lolly

Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it"

Give him a hug and tell him he's not normal, he's above average.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Lick her lolly

Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it

Give him a hug and tell him he's not normal, he's above average."

Bloody hell, thats the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me on here.

Bring it in fella

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By *hilloutMan 15 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Night out for drinks and swapping stories

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest

Go to gym with him

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Lick her lolly

Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it"

He licked at his own risk... escape routes are rarely successful.

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Go to gym with him"

Show him my feet

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Go to gym with him

Show him my feet "

Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Go to gym with him

Show him my feet

Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them."

Help create the website

ShamsHugs, he will make a mint

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Go to gym with him

Show him my feet

Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them.

Help create the website

ShamsHugs, he will make a mint"

Nahh he's the guy that stands in London with a cardboard sign saying free hugs.... I'll update his sign the other one was overworked

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest


"Go to gym with him

Show him my feet "

That would be lovely x

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By *ace400Man 15 weeks ago

near knock


"Go to gym with him

Show him my feet

That would be lovely x"

get him a coffee

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Go to gym with him

Show him my feet

Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them.

Help create the website

ShamsHugs, he will make a mint

Nahh he's the guy that stands in London with a cardboard sign saying free hugs.... I'll update his sign the other one was overworked"

Stop ruining my marketing ideas 😂

Im hyping him up

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 15 weeks ago

Leeds

Stroke his bum hole with a dead badger.

The mr

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest

Taste her

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By *uy445Man 15 weeks ago

braintree

Have a cup of tea with

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Go to gym with him

Show him my feet

Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them.

Help create the website

ShamsHugs, he will make a mint

Nahh he's the guy that stands in London with a cardboard sign saying free hugs.... I'll update his sign the other one was overworked

Stop ruining my marketing ideas 😂

Im hyping him up"

The two of you have made me laugh 😂

Hugs all round. 🫶🏾😉

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Have a cup of tea with "

Have tea and biscuits with.

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By *lectrictouchMan 15 weeks ago

inverarary

Coffee

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Have a cup of tea with

Have tea and biscuits with."

Invite a vicar to the tea party

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Have a cup of tea with

Have tea and biscuits with.

Invite a vicar to the tea party "

Motorboat. For research purposes. 👀😂

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster

Cuddle in his coat

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By *he MinionMan 15 weeks ago

Surrey


"Cuddle in his coat"

Think of something good to say to her, that she hasnt already heard

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By *iddlesticksMan 15 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cuddle in his coat"

Have a conversation about the merits of Honey Nut Cornflakes over the standard ones.

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By *iddlesticksMan 15 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cuddle in his coat

Think of something good to say to her, that she hasnt already heard"

Provide him with a packed lunch.

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By *llfingersandtongueMan 15 weeks ago

Aylesbury


"Cuddle in his coat"

Give her time to make the right choice

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Cuddle in his coat

Give her time to make the right choice"

Give him some time to wait for it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Cuddle in his coat

Give her time to make the right choice

Give him some time to wait for it "

A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Cuddle in his coat

Give her time to make the right choice

Give him some time to wait for it

A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares "

That would be so much fun! 🫶🏼

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By *iddlesticksMan 15 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cuddle in his coat

Give her time to make the right choice

Give him some time to wait for it

A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares

That would be so much fun! 🫶🏼"

Be her chair.

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Cuddle in his coat

Give her time to make the right choice

Give him some time to wait for it

A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares

That would be so much fun! 🫶🏼

Be her chair. "

Ask him is he that bored he's asking a question with a question.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Cuddle in his coat

Give her time to make the right choice

Give him some time to wait for it

A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares

That would be so much fun! 🫶🏼

Be her chair.

Ask him is he that bored he's asking a question with a question. "

Ask her if she has a football top and knee high socks. For science.

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

You cNt end everything with... So science...

That one is acutally for fashion...

And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"You cNt end everything with... So science...

That one is acutally for fashion...

And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics"

Bum her

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"You cNt end everything with... So science...

That one is acutally for fashion...

And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics

Bum her"

Hugs and brunch?

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"You cNt end everything with... So science...

That one is acutally for fashion...

And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics

Bum her

Hugs and brunch?"

Mate, if we do, put something on under your jacket ffs

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"You cNt end everything with... So science...

That one is acutally for fashion...

And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics

Bum her

Hugs and brunch?

Mate, if we do, put something on under your jacket ffs"

Bum him

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"You cNt end everything with... So science...

That one is acutally for fashion...

And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics

Bum her

Hugs and brunch?

Mate, if we do, put something on under your jacket ffs

Bum him "

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest

Share some marmite on toast

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Share some marmite on toast"

Nooooooooooooooooo

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By *quirrel!Man 15 weeks ago

L


"Share some marmite on toast

Nooooooooooooooooo"

Agree with his hatred of marmite and moan about those who like it!

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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Give him some nuts

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By *unkym34Man 15 weeks ago

London


"Share some marmite on toast

Nooooooooooooooooo

Agree with his hatred of marmite and moan about those who like it! "

I will join the circle of hatred with them

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By *H7in5 OP   Man 15 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Give him some nuts"

She can have my nuts

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By *assage4yourpleasureMan 15 weeks ago

canterbury

Get him to pose for my sketch!

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By *ldmagic4uMan 15 weeks ago

nailsea

Pose for one of his massages.

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Pose for one of his massages."

Ask if im on the good list this year

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By *hunkyBuggaMan 15 weeks ago

Devon


"Pose for one of his massages.

Ask if im on the good list this year "

Motorboat her boobies

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Pose for one of his massages.

Ask if im on the good list this year

Motorboat her boobies "

Ahoy me matey

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By *007ManMan 15 weeks ago

Worthing

Make a cuppa.

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By *avexxMan 15 weeks ago

cheshire

one sugar please

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By *superfuse663Man 15 weeks ago

manchester

Request a cuppa

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By *ldmagic4uMan 15 weeks ago

nailsea


"Pose for one of his massages.

Ask if im on the good list this year "

I'd rather you be on my naughty list !!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Pose for one of his massages.

Ask if im on the good list this year

I'd rather you be on my naughty list !!"

Take him to karaoke, but bribe the DJ so that all of his songs are ones by The Wurzels, whatever he asks for

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By *hisIsMe58Man 15 weeks ago

Winchester

Take them to a Wurzels concert.

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By *iddle and SquatCouple 15 weeks ago

Bristol


"Take them to a Wurzels concert."

Buy him some cider at the wurzels lol

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By *ilthy_steveMan 15 weeks ago

h

Join them in that hot tub

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster

Give him a wash

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By *hunkyBuggaMan 15 weeks ago

Devon

Ask her to wash me

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By *ongueFkYouMan 15 weeks ago

Bradford


"Give him a wash "
bend her over doggy style

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By *picyFoxMan 15 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Give him a wash bend her over doggy style"

Take a pic of him that isnt a dick pic

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By *onin25Man 15 weeks ago

Durham

Get some gym tips

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By *jslookingforfunMan 15 weeks ago

liverpool

Fed him some McDonald’s as he’s got to many 6 packs

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Fed him some McDonald’s as he’s got to many 6 packs "

Have a nosey jn his tool bag

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Fed him some McDonald’s as he’s got to many 6 packs "

Ask for some mc'chicken nuggets

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By *inkShyWoman 15 weeks ago

near Windsor

Bring a KFC bucket to share

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Bring a KFC bucket to share"

I was sold at kfc

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By *ife NinjaMan 15 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Bring a KFC bucket to share

I was sold at kfc"

I'll buy for you both. Get yourselves over here 😘🤓🥷

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By *ath_ladMan 15 weeks ago

Bath

Suck her toes

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster

Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is

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By *ensuallover1000Man 15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is "

Allow her to suck my toes….?

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By *ampireLoveMan 15 weeks ago

Essex


"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is "

Tell her something new!

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By *ampireLoveMan 15 weeks ago

Essex


"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is

Allow her to suck my toes….? "

Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is

Allow her to suck my toes….?

Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks!"

Ask him to get this gorilla out of our house

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By *earditallWoman 15 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is

Allow her to suck my toes….?

Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks!"

Pucker up baby

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By *picyFoxMan 15 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is

Allow her to suck my toes….?

Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks!

Pucker up baby "

Im puckering intently 😘💋🤣

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By *hunkyBuggaMan 15 weeks ago

Devon

Tell them to get a room

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By *avidNPMan 15 weeks ago

manchester

Hi David here

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Tell them to get a room "

Hire a mariachi band to follow them wherever they go for the day and play some ridiculous walk on music every time they enter a room

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

But them a massage subscription for relief from that mahoosive rack

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By *ife NinjaMan 15 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"But them a massage subscription for relief from that mahoosive rack"

Let her ride me like red rum 🤭😘🤓🥷

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By *picyFoxMan 15 weeks ago

Carlisle

Did somebody say massage??

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By *alm_one4Man 15 weeks ago

Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River

Massage him, all over

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Massage him, all over"

Ask for a massage also

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By *he MinionMan 15 weeks ago

Surrey


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also "

Tap that butt plug

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By *BW_BiWoman 15 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug"

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔"

Cuddles and kisses.

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By *avie65Man 15 weeks ago

In the west.


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses."

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. "

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill.

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By *ampireLoveMan 15 weeks ago

Essex


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill."

Compliment the man’s style!

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By *inxy777Woman 15 weeks ago

essex


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill.

Compliment the man’s style! "

things x

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill.

Compliment the man’s style! things x"

Be her big spoon.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill.

Compliment the man’s style! things x

Be her big spoon."

Start singing the theme tune to Button Moon, which we're off to with Mr Spoon

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By *ampireLoveMan 15 weeks ago

Essex


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill.

Compliment the man’s style! things x

Be her big spoon.

Start singing the theme tune to Button Moon, which we're off to with Mr Spoon "

What a classic!

Use her boobs as a lunar eclipse!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill.

Compliment the man’s style! things x

Be her big spoon.

Start singing the theme tune to Button Moon, which we're off to with Mr Spoon "

Party x

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Massage him, all over

Ask for a massage also

Tap that butt plug

Covet you up, you look cold 🤔

Cuddles and kisses.

Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that.

Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill.

Compliment the man’s style! things x

Be her big spoon.

Start singing the theme tune to Button Moon, which we're off to with Mr Spoon

Party x"

Whisper in her ear "Relegation battle"

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By *r.AverageMan 15 weeks ago

Hampshire

Moan to about how shit my day was.

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By *avie65Man 15 weeks ago

In the west.


"Moan to about how shit my day was."

Buy him some sweets to cheer him up.

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By * D 777Man 15 weeks ago

bathgate

Darts

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Moan to about how shit my day was.

Buy him some sweets to cheer him up. "

Buy him some pyjamas.

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By *avie65Man 15 weeks ago

In the west.


"Moan to about how shit my day was.

Buy him some sweets to cheer him up.

Buy him some pyjamas."

Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 15 weeks ago

London


"Moan to about how shit my day was.

Buy him some sweets to cheer him up.

Buy him some pyjamas.

Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol"

You're not a fan? How about a drink instead?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Moan to about how shit my day was.

Buy him some sweets to cheer him up.

Buy him some pyjamas.

Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol

You're not a fan? How about a drink instead?"

Whisper in his ear "you're going down" 😂

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Moan to about how shit my day was.

Buy him some sweets to cheer him up.

Buy him some pyjamas.

Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol

You're not a fan? How about a drink instead?

Whisper in his ear "you're going down" 😂"

Whilst everyone is going down so quickly, look around nervously for a sniper, before seeing how quickly they come back up for a bit of Battenberg

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By *cLovin82Man 15 weeks ago

Stafford

Be rude to say no

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By * D 777Man 15 weeks ago

bathgate

Steal his towel

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them

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By *imdrake1324Man 15 weeks ago

smethwick


"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them"

Let them use my face as a seat

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By *aven RedWoman 15 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them

Let them use my face as a seat"

Go paintballing x

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By *r99mr99Man 15 weeks ago

Ealing


"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them

Let them use my face as a seat

Go paintballing x"

Go lingerie shopping

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By *uchasGMan 15 weeks ago

Northwest

Give that bum a squeeze

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By *hinstrapMan 15 weeks ago

sheffield

Turn his light on.

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By *dmundwilsonMan 15 weeks ago

Llandudno

I dislike the term ‘do to’ in this sort of context.

I prefer ‘do with’.

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By *imdrake1324Man 15 weeks ago

smethwick


"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them

Let them use my face as a seat

Go paintballing x"

Wear your leapord print for camo

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By *iddle and SquatCouple 15 weeks ago

Bristol

Use him for arrow practice 😂

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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago

Haverfordwest

Share the pineapple 🍍

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By *hinstrapMan 15 weeks ago

sheffield

Take him for a carvery and a beer

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 15 weeks ago

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"Take him for a carvery and a beer "

Take him to a Sheffield Wednesday footy match, then go for a few beers afterwards to drown our sorrows.

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By *hinstrapMan 15 weeks ago

sheffield


"Take him for a carvery and a beer

Take him to a Sheffield Wednesday footy match, then go for a few beers afterwards to drown our sorrows. "

Sounds like torture if I've ever heard it. Oh the horror. Of going to a wednesday match

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