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"Get him Step One boxers." Say hello at cnl social | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Say hello at cnl social" Say hello back. And hug. 👋🏾 | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Say hello at cnl social" Fuck them for a week! 😂 | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Say hello at cnl social Fuck them for a week! 😂" This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink. | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Say hello at cnl social Fuck them for a week! 😂 This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink." Tease his nipples with a feather | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Say hello at cnl social Fuck them for a week! 😂 This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink. Tease his nipples with a feather " Get him some underwear. | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Say hello at cnl social Fuck them for a week! 😂 This escalated quickly. Get them both a drink. Tease his nipples with a feather Get him some underwear." Spank his pert ass | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Spank his pert ass" Move furniture so he can get a right good run up | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Spank his pert ass Move furniture so he can get a right good run up A crazy night out! | |||
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"Get him Step One boxers. Spank his pert ass Move furniture so he can get a right good run up Swap the chair with my face. 👀🫣 | |||
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"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys" Bump into then in a club P | |||
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"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys Bump into then in a club P" Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung | |||
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"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys Bump into then in a club P Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung Driving test instructor. Eyes on the road. | |||
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"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys Bump into then in a club P Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung Button up it's cold | |||
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"Learn a sexy chair dance with her to tease our guys Bump into then in a club P Form a band, Sporty, Naughty and Tits. We do bad cover versions of the Spice Girls and until we get 2 more members, stand in silence looking awkward when their bits should be sung Yes, dear. I'd give her a cuddle. | |||
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"Drinks" pints | |||
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"Drinks pints " Shout captain caveman at him | |||
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"Drinks pints Shout captain caveman at him" pint and discuss all the hot ladies on here | |||
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"Drinks pints Shout captain caveman at him pint and discuss all the hot ladies on here" I don’t drink so would have to be a pint of milk | |||
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"Drinks pints Shout captain caveman at him pint and discuss all the hot ladies on here I don’t drink so would have to be a pint of milk" I’ll therefore buy you a milkshake good sir - any flavour of your choosing 😁 | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs " Make her breakfast. What are you having? | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs " Rub them down after a workout | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs " You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj" I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease" Ask for a token of her appreciation | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease" Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x" Drinks. | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x" Well not directly above... We happen to be in a 2 man sandwich... 😂 While ur there can u grab be a morning drink pls and deliver to..... 😉 | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Drinks." Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Drinks. Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. " Bury my face in that arse | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Drinks. Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. Bury my face in that arse " Get him a towel as he's going to be drenched. | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Drinks. Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. " Looking forward to it, friend 👍🏾 | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Drinks. Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. Bury my face in that arse Get him a towel as he's going to be drenched." Haha, Well that depends on how good he is.. 😂 😂 Allow him to keep me hydrated... With water | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Well not directly above... We happen to be in a 2 man sandwich... 😂 While ur there can u grab be a morning drink pls and deliver to..... 😉 " Unfortunately my slow early morning typing left me in an awkward spot 😬But hey.. Still a flat white and a croissant as before? | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Well not directly above... We happen to be in a 2 man sandwich... 😂 While ur there can u grab be a morning drink pls and deliver to..... 😉 Unfortunately my slow early morning typing left me in an awkward spot 😬But hey.. Still a flat white and a croissant as before?" Nicely done 'as before' smooth. Almond one pls | |||
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"Borrow his lynx I have run out of deodorant... Usually use hubby's when I run out but He's run out too...so I'm using urs You can use my Sure for a cheeky bj I'm all out of cheeky bjs but u can have a token for a strip tease Well I appear to have had the good fortune of having you above me Muffin, so I guess I’m off to but you a Sure gift set…happy to deliver in person x Drinks. Soon enough my friend, soon enough.. Bury my face in that arse Get him a towel as he's going to be drenched. Haha, Well that depends on how good he is.. 😂 😂 Allow him to keep me hydrated... With water" Definitely going to need a towel, very confident with my oral skills | |||
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"Video it" Shake his, his, errr hand. | |||
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"Video it Shake his, his, errr hand. " Share crisps sandwiches with him | |||
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"Video it Shake his, his, errr hand. Share crisps sandwiches with him " Share a bed with her | |||
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"Spend time with her Drinks | |||
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"Spend time with her Tell him he'll get arrested if he goes out like that in a flasher jacket | |||
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"Spend time with her Risky. I think I could get away with it 👀😂 | |||
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"Lick her lolly" Get him a jumper. It's cold. | |||
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"Lick her lolly" Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it | |||
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"Lick her lolly Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it" Give him a hug and tell him he's not normal, he's above average. | |||
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"Lick her lolly Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it Give him a hug and tell him he's not normal, he's above average." Bloody hell, thats the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me on here. Bring it in fella | |||
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"Lick her lolly Try to offer him a safe rescue as nobody licks Mfffun lolly and gets away with it" He licked at his own risk... escape routes are rarely successful. | |||
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"Go to gym with him" Show him my feet | |||
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"Go to gym with him Show him my feet " Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them. | |||
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"Go to gym with him Show him my feet Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them." Help create the website ShamsHugs, he will make a mint | |||
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"Go to gym with him Show him my feet Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them. Help create the website ShamsHugs, he will make a mint" Nahh he's the guy that stands in London with a cardboard sign saying free hugs.... I'll update his sign the other one was overworked | |||
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"Go to gym with him Show him my feet " That would be lovely x | |||
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"Go to gym with him Show him my feet That would be lovely x" get him a coffee | |||
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"Go to gym with him Show him my feet Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them. Help create the website ShamsHugs, he will make a mint Nahh he's the guy that stands in London with a cardboard sign saying free hugs.... I'll update his sign the other one was overworked" Stop ruining my marketing ideas 😂 Im hyping him up | |||
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"Go to gym with him Show him my feet Give her a hug and watch footy with both of them. Help create the website ShamsHugs, he will make a mint Nahh he's the guy that stands in London with a cardboard sign saying free hugs.... I'll update his sign the other one was overworked Stop ruining my marketing ideas 😂 Im hyping him up" The two of you have made me laugh 😂 Hugs all round. 🫶🏾😉 | |||
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"Have a cup of tea with " Have tea and biscuits with. | |||
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"Have a cup of tea with Have tea and biscuits with." Invite a vicar to the tea party | |||
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"Have a cup of tea with Have tea and biscuits with. Invite a vicar to the tea party Motorboat. For research purposes. 👀😂 | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat" Think of something good to say to her, that she hasnt already heard | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat" Have a conversation about the merits of Honey Nut Cornflakes over the standard ones. | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat Think of something good to say to her, that she hasnt already heard" Provide him with a packed lunch. | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat" Give her time to make the right choice | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat Give her time to make the right choice" Give him some time to wait for it | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat Give her time to make the right choice Give him some time to wait for it " A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat Give her time to make the right choice Give him some time to wait for it A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares That would be so much fun! 🫶🏼 | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat Give her time to make the right choice Give him some time to wait for it A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares Be her chair. | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat Give her time to make the right choice Give him some time to wait for it A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares Ask him is he that bored he's asking a question with a question. | |||
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"Cuddle in his coat Give her time to make the right choice Give him some time to wait for it A crazy night out where everyone ends up doing dares Ask her if she has a football top and knee high socks. For science. | |||
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"You cNt end everything with... So science... That one is acutally for fashion... And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics" Bum her | |||
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"You cNt end everything with... So science... That one is acutally for fashion... And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics Bum her" Hugs and brunch? | |||
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"You cNt end everything with... So science... That one is acutally for fashion... And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics Bum her Hugs and brunch?" Mate, if we do, put something on under your jacket ffs | |||
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"You cNt end everything with... So science... That one is acutally for fashion... And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics Bum her Hugs and brunch? Mate, if we do, put something on under your jacket ffs" Bum him | |||
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"You cNt end everything with... So science... That one is acutally for fashion... And yes that's a good reminder to take those pics Bum her Hugs and brunch? Mate, if we do, put something on under your jacket ffs Bum him " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Share some marmite on toast" Nooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"Share some marmite on toast Nooooooooooooooooo" Agree with his hatred of marmite and moan about those who like it! | |||
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"Share some marmite on toast Nooooooooooooooooo Agree with his hatred of marmite and moan about those who like it! I will join the circle of hatred with them | |||
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"Give him some nuts" She can have my nuts | |||
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"Pose for one of his massages." Ask if im on the good list this year | |||
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"Pose for one of his massages. Ask if im on the good list this year " Motorboat her boobies | |||
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"Pose for one of his massages. Ask if im on the good list this year Motorboat her boobies " Ahoy me matey | |||
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"Pose for one of his massages. Ask if im on the good list this year " I'd rather you be on my naughty list !! | |||
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"Pose for one of his massages. Ask if im on the good list this year I'd rather you be on my naughty list !!" Take him to karaoke, but bribe the DJ so that all of his songs are ones by The Wurzels, whatever he asks for | |||
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"Take them to a Wurzels concert." Buy him some cider at the wurzels lol | |||
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"Give him a wash bend her over doggy style | |||
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"Give him a wash Take a pic of him that isnt a dick pic | |||
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"Fed him some McDonald’s as he’s got to many 6 packs " Have a nosey jn his tool bag | |||
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"Fed him some McDonald’s as he’s got to many 6 packs " Ask for some mc'chicken nuggets | |||
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"Bring a KFC bucket to share" I was sold at kfc | |||
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"Bring a KFC bucket to share I was sold at kfc" I'll buy for you both. Get yourselves over here 😘🤓🥷 | |||
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"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is " Allow her to suck my toes….? | |||
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"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is " Tell her something new! | |||
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"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is Allow her to suck my toes….? " Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks! | |||
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"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is Allow her to suck my toes….? Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks!" Ask him to get this gorilla out of our house | |||
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"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is Allow her to suck my toes….? Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks!" Pucker up baby | |||
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"Ask what the appeal of toe sucking is Allow her to suck my toes….? Hide those ridiculously impressive pecks! Pucker up baby Im puckering intently 😘💋🤣 | |||
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"Tell them to get a room Hire a mariachi band to follow them wherever they go for the day and play some ridiculous walk on music every time they enter a room | |||
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"But them a massage subscription for relief from that mahoosive rack" Let her ride me like red rum 🤭😘🤓🥷 | |||
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"Massage him, all over" Ask for a massage also | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also " Tap that butt plug | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug" Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔" Cuddles and kisses. | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses." Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. " Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill. | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill." Compliment the man’s style! | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill. Compliment the man’s style! " things | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill. Compliment the man’s style! things Be her big spoon. | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill. Compliment the man’s style! things Start singing the theme tune to Button Moon, which we're off to with Mr Spoon | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill. Compliment the man’s style! things What a classic! Use her boobs as a lunar eclipse! | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill. Compliment the man’s style! things Party x | |||
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"Massage him, all over Ask for a massage also Tap that butt plug Covet you up, you look cold 🤔 Cuddles and kisses. Button up his coat. He might catch a chill like that. Get him a matching coat so he also doesn't get a chill. Compliment the man’s style! things Whisper in her ear "Relegation battle" | |||
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"Moan to about how shit my day was." Buy him some sweets to cheer him up. | |||
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"Moan to about how shit my day was. Buy him some sweets to cheer him up. " Buy him some pyjamas. | |||
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"Moan to about how shit my day was. Buy him some sweets to cheer him up. Buy him some pyjamas." Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol | |||
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"Moan to about how shit my day was. Buy him some sweets to cheer him up. Buy him some pyjamas. Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol" You're not a fan? How about a drink instead? | |||
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"Moan to about how shit my day was. Buy him some sweets to cheer him up. Buy him some pyjamas. Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol You're not a fan? How about a drink instead?" Whisper in his ear "you're going down" 😂 | |||
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"Moan to about how shit my day was. Buy him some sweets to cheer him up. Buy him some pyjamas. Yikes, that’s a step too far. Lol You're not a fan? How about a drink instead? Whisper in his ear "you're going down" 😂" Whilst everyone is going down so quickly, look around nervously for a sniper, before seeing how quickly they come back up for a bit of Battenberg | |||
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"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them" Let them use my face as a seat | |||
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"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them Let them use my face as a seat" Go paintballing x | |||
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"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them Let them use my face as a seat Go paintballing x" Go lingerie shopping | |||
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"Buy him some pants he seems to be short on them Let them use my face as a seat Go paintballing x" Wear your leapord print for camo | |||
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"Take him for a carvery and a beer " Take him to a Sheffield Wednesday footy match, then go for a few beers afterwards to drown our sorrows. | |||
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"Take him for a carvery and a beer Take him to a Sheffield Wednesday footy match, then go for a few beers afterwards to drown our sorrows. " Sounds like torture if I've ever heard it. Oh the horror. Of going to a wednesday match | |||
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