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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I love the sailing close to the wind names Aldi comes up with for products which are Definitely Not similar to other brands. Cuthbert the caterpillar is a legend!

So what’s the Aldi version of your fab name?

I’m starting with NipNipTwizzler.

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bumping Mrs NipNipTwizzler so she doesn’t feel lonely.

Mr NNT

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By *onnie 90Woman 22 weeks ago

Leeds

Sharon 90 (or thereabouts).

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By *arc PolarisMan 22 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm not very good at this but I would guess Marc Polestar or Polster

🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 22 weeks ago

Tamworth

Scarlet Tulip.

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By *earditallWoman 22 weeks ago

Lancaster

Heardthelot

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By *onin25Man 22 weeks ago

Durham

JapaneseMercenary25

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple 22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple 22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Stuffy muffin

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By *ny1localMan 22 weeks ago

READING

Noonenear

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By *vaRoseWoman 22 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

AvaPrimrose

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By *moothdickMan 22 weeks ago

stoke

Unwrinkled schlong

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By *ools and the brainCouple 22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

In finest Aldi tradition will the new named version be better than that actual original 😁

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 22 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 22 weeks ago

Central

SofiaSmut

. Buy 1, get several free

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By *xhib12Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere

Introvert 11

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By *olfiMan 22 weeks ago

Leeds

Doggy

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 22 weeks ago

Round the bend

Couple of dogs

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By *he National ThrustMan 22 weeks ago

Horsham area, West Sussex

The Notional Thrush

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 22 weeks ago

Leeds

Days of the tea table.

The mr

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 22 weeks ago

London

Shims321

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By *hisIsMe58Man 22 weeks ago

Winchester

ThisIsn'tMe58

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan 22 weeks ago

Benedict Cumberbatch.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Neversoft

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By *icecouple561Couple 22 weeks ago
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East Sussex

They'll do pair

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 22 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Missy Amour

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By *hunkyBuggaMan 22 weeks ago

Devon

FunkyHugga

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By *orphia2003Woman 22 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Opiate.

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By *zeroMan 22 weeks ago

Glasgow

Jzero

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 22 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

The potato croquette 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

“ Thrush in the Bush” ..

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By *eyond PurityCouple 22 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

Within innocence

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By *rSuave88Man 22 weeks ago

Mirfield

MrSimple89

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 22 weeks ago

Round the bend

"FunkyHugga"

I like it!

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By *oeBeansMan 22 weeks ago

Derby

JohnBranston

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

ExploringCelticDude

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

CarnalPartner100

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bumping this, will be back later to giggle

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple 22 weeks ago

Worcestershire

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Just a tosser

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By *ife NinjaMan 22 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Cowdenbeath Darkarts 🤓🥷

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By *eather100Man 22 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

Yes the best toffee, you can buy.

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By *infullyObedientWoman 22 weeks ago

Woodley

NaughtyBehaves

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By *ookies_CNLsocialWoman 22 weeks ago

london

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By *hat.coupleCouple 22 weeks ago

Kent

Those 2" or "the pair"

Mrs x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

WattyAndMince

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 22 weeks ago

North West

TrulyDelicious

Or maybe something totally unrelated like Wanna Bang but the hair colour and underwear would be remarkably similar to mine 🤣

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Unwrinkled schlong "

Pahahaha! Extra points for the use of the word schlong

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

" The Notional Thrush"

Sexy.

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By *r.ZeusMan 22 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Dr. Bolt

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The potato croquette 😂"

You mean that’s not your name already?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 22 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"TrulyDelicious

Or maybe something totally unrelated like Wanna Bang but the hair colour and underwear would be remarkably similar to mine 🤣"

Yeah. The same pictures with slight colour change

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By *moothdickMan 22 weeks ago

stoke

"Unwrinkled schlong

Pahahaha! Extra points for the use of the word schlong

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By *nnCeeWoman 22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

EmSee

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By *ecky and justCouple 22 weeks ago

Godalming

Bucky & Jest…

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By *orny PTMan 22 weeks ago

Peterborough

Porny heat

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 22 weeks ago

Merseyside

Tonic and Gin

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Oxytocin Hit 'n' Miss???

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 22 weeks ago

London

"Oxytocin Hit 'n' Miss???"

Dopamine Shot?

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

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By *atpurrWoman 22 weeks ago

Kent

Catmoan

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 22 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"The potato croquette 😂

You mean that’s not your name already?"

Only for those I'm intimate with 😉😂

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

"Oxytocin Hit 'n' Miss???

Dopamine Shot?"

I'll take it, good shout!

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By *coobyABCMan 22 weeks ago

Aberdeen

ScrappyXYZ

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 22 weeks ago

Willenhall

Supersonic_Scrummie

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Sitandsmoother

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By *atinaChica54Woman 22 weeks ago

Marlborough

SpanishBird

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By *onnachakeaneMan 22 weeks ago

Dundrum

El Don Beam

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By *ornucopiaMan 22 weeks ago

Bexley

Harvestucopia

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Contradiction_17

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By *allSmallMan 22 weeks ago

South East

Over 6 foot, under 6 inches

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By *hinstrapMan 22 weeks ago

sheffield

Headcase

seems fitting

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By *ild_oatsMan 22 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Untamed_Barley

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