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Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better. |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better."
Are we talking “Family Size” or travel bottle…these things are important |
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"Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better.
Are we talking “Family Size” or travel bottle…these things are important "
Travel. You can move around with it better. |
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕
And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? "
Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁 |
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"Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️
Treseme bottles are illegal from now on "
The best is those little hotel shampoo bottles, it makes me look like a Brobdingnagian rather than a Lilliputian  |
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕
And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?
Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁"
But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?  |
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕
And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?
Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁
But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube? "
Will a pot noodle tub suffice? |
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂
(Yes it has been seen)
I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️
💀💀💀😂😂😂"
Great if you wanna watch a movie! |
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂
(Yes it has been seen)
I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️
💀💀💀😂😂😂
Great if you wanna watch a movie! "
Well you won’t grab the wrong thing that’s all I’m saying 🤐🤣 |
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"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄
Next picture incoming 😂
Truly spoilt 🥴"
I will use a shampoo bottle for comparison. You know for good measure |
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By *aven RedWoman 15 weeks ago
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂
(Yes it has been seen)
I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️
💀💀💀😂😂😂
Great if you wanna watch a movie! "
Now that's multitasking at its best x |
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕
And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?
Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁
But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube? "
😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕 |
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕
And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?
Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁
But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?
😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕"
Sounds sexist. Did you report this person for cock shaming? |
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕
And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?
Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁
But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?
😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕
Sounds sexist. Did you report this person for cock shaming? "
I just cried into my Pringles 😭 (Texas BBQ Flavour) 😜 |
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕
And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?
Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁"
Once you pop, the fun don't stop! |
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"What sort of head and shoulders
And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure 
Old style bottle, has to be.
What about a Matey bubble bath bottle "
If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me |
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"What sort of head and shoulders
And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure
Old style bottle, has to be.
What about a Matey bubble bath bottle
If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me "
It's more for the smiley face to distract people |
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"What sort of head and shoulders
And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure
Old style bottle, has to be.
What about a Matey bubble bath bottle
If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me
It's more for the smiley face to distract people "
Oh ok then |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔
Especially if he’s got a bendy one?
Are you suggesting the same shape as a croissant? 😂"
Hopefully far less flakey |
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"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted
You forgot the pepper that's why mate
I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆
I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂"
It's always good to spice things up. |
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"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted
You forgot the pepper that's why mate
I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆
I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂"
You do that alright 😛😜😘 |
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"Make sure your fingernails are really dirty and you are squeezing your cock to within an inch of its life……
And don’t forget a picture of it in a toilet roll tube 👌🏼 classic knicker dropper that "
No way mine would ever fit inside a toilet roll tube.
I just know, before you all ask if I've tried! |
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