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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago

Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better.

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By *eroLondonMan 22 weeks ago

Mayfair

I use an electron microscope. 🔬

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By *aven RedWoman 22 weeks ago

Liverpool x

Also, leave socks on and take a pic over a dirty toilet. Knicker dropping x 😂

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By *nergeticlemurMan 22 weeks ago

wiltshire

I use the travel size can

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better."

Are we talking “Family Size” or travel bottle…these things are important

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By *acedInLuxuryWoman 22 weeks ago

Scotland

I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better.

Are we talking “Family Size” or travel bottle…these things are important "

Travel. You can move around with it better.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 22 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄"

Next picture incoming 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️"

Treseme bottles are illegal from now on

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By *ampireLoveMan 22 weeks ago

Essex


"Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️"

But also great if you have pubes that are au naturale!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕"

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? "

Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁

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By *kphooey43Man 22 weeks ago

Barnet


"Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️

Treseme bottles are illegal from now on "

The best is those little hotel shampoo bottles, it makes me look like a Brobdingnagian rather than a Lilliputian

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By *aven RedWoman 22 weeks ago

Liverpool x

Use lorèal... because you're worth it x

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By *kphooey43Man 22 weeks ago

Barnet


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?

Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁"

But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?

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By *quirrel!Man 22 weeks ago

Wirral


"Also, leave socks on and take a pic over a dirty toilet. Knicker dropping x 😂"

I just had to delete half my pics! 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🚽🧦

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 22 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂

(Yes it has been seen)

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By *aven RedWoman 22 weeks ago

Liverpool x


"Also, leave socks on and take a pic over a dirty toilet. Knicker dropping x 😂

I just had to delete half my pics! 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🚽🧦"

Damn... no dirty toilet pics? X 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?

Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁

But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube? "

Will a pot noodle tub suffice?

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By *acedInLuxuryWoman 22 weeks ago

Scotland


"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂

(Yes it has been seen)"

I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️

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By *acedInLuxuryWoman 22 weeks ago

Scotland


"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄

Next picture incoming 😂"

Truly spoilt 🥴

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 22 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂

(Yes it has been seen)

I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️"

💀💀💀😂😂😂

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By *quirrel!Man 22 weeks ago

Wirral


"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂

(Yes it has been seen)

I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️

💀💀💀😂😂😂"

Great if you wanna watch a movie!

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By *BW_BiWoman 22 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

They should shove it into the can then take a pic 😂

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By *acedInLuxuryWoman 22 weeks ago

Scotland


"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂

(Yes it has been seen)

I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️

💀💀💀😂😂😂

Great if you wanna watch a movie! "

Well you won’t grab the wrong thing that’s all I’m saying 🤐🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄

Next picture incoming 😂

Truly spoilt 🥴"

I will use a shampoo bottle for comparison. You know for good measure

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By *aven RedWoman 22 weeks ago

Liverpool x


"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂

(Yes it has been seen)

I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️

💀💀💀😂😂😂

Great if you wanna watch a movie! "

Now that's multitasking at its best x

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?

Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁

But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube? "

😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?

Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁

But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?

😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕"

Sounds sexist. Did you report this person for cock shaming?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?

Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁

But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?

😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕

Sounds sexist. Did you report this person for cock shaming? "

I just cried into my Pringles 😭 (Texas BBQ Flavour) 😜

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By *carlettsWoman 22 weeks ago

Harpenden


"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕

And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either?

Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁"

Once you pop, the fun don't stop!

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By *ornucopiaMan 22 weeks ago

Bexley

Just get themselves a decent cock.

Then join Fab!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 22 weeks ago

Leeds

I use a fire stick, makes it look bigger.

The mr

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By *asha86Couple 22 weeks ago

walsall


"I use the travel size can "

Thats false advertising

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By *earditallWoman 22 weeks ago

Lancaster

What sort of head and shoulders

And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure

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By *onin25Man 22 weeks ago

Durham


"What sort of head and shoulders

And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure "

Old style bottle, has to be.

What about a Matey bubble bath bottle

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By *hinstrapMan 22 weeks ago

sheffield


"I use the travel size can

Thats false advertising "

Damn it . Kills my next photo

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By *vaRoseWoman 22 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Do they still sell impulse body sprays? I feel like they could be more forgiving for some

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By *earditallWoman 22 weeks ago

Lancaster


"What sort of head and shoulders

And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure

Old style bottle, has to be.

What about a Matey bubble bath bottle "

If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me

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By *onin25Man 22 weeks ago

Durham

Take a pic next to a roll on deodorant

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By *earditallWoman 22 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Do they still sell impulse body sprays? I feel like they could be more forgiving for some "

Ha ha cock with a hint of musk

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By *onin25Man 22 weeks ago

Durham


"What sort of head and shoulders

And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure

Old style bottle, has to be.

What about a Matey bubble bath bottle

If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me "

It's more for the smiley face to distract people

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By *hinstrapMan 22 weeks ago

sheffield

Maybe use an old school brut or old spice bottle

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By *ack_Hammer69Man 22 weeks ago

City

Definitely go for the grainy pic from above while sitting on the toilet. What woman couldn’t resist the thought of you sitting there having a smelly dump

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By *earditallWoman 22 weeks ago

Lancaster


"What sort of head and shoulders

And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure

Old style bottle, has to be.

What about a Matey bubble bath bottle

If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me

It's more for the smiley face to distract people "

Oh ok then

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By *arc PolarisMan 22 weeks ago

Birmingham

Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔

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By *vaRoseWoman 22 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔"

Especially if he’s got a bendy one?

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By *exy cyanideWoman 22 weeks ago

Hitchin

I think several pictures taken from all different angles would really help too

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By *arc PolarisMan 22 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔

Especially if he’s got a bendy one?"

Are you suggesting the same shape as a croissant? 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔

Especially if he’s got a bendy one?

Are you suggesting the same shape as a croissant? 😂"

Hopefully far less flakey

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By *007ManMan 22 weeks ago

Worthing

Just say you are like the bloke "on the telly" that plays a criminal.

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By *issmorganWoman 22 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I particularly like the ones that look like they're choking their pecker,in the pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I think several pictures taken from all different angles would really help too"

Different colours help too

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted "

You forgot the pepper that's why mate

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 22 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted

You forgot the pepper that's why mate "

I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆

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By (user no longer on site) OP    22 weeks ago


"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted

You forgot the pepper that's why mate

I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆"

I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 22 weeks ago

London


"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted

You forgot the pepper that's why mate

I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆

I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂"

It's always good to spice things up.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 22 weeks ago

Northumberland

I leave my dirty socks on, toilet seat up and then use a pair of tweezers to hold it.

Failing that, spend £2k on a highland cow, everyone wants to see that for some reason. 😂😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 22 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted

You forgot the pepper that's why mate

I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆

I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂"

You do that alright 😛😜😘

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By *inkyukxxxCouple 22 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Make sure your fingernails are really dirty and you are squeezing your cock to within an inch of its life……

And don’t forget a picture of it in a toilet roll tube 👌🏼 classic knicker dropper that

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By *inkyukxxxCouple 22 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

I saw a pic online and he was holding a “smart price” jar of sauce next to it. Peak wetness 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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By *ornucopiaMan 22 weeks ago

Bexley


"Make sure your fingernails are really dirty and you are squeezing your cock to within an inch of its life……

And don’t forget a picture of it in a toilet roll tube 👌🏼 classic knicker dropper that "

No way mine would ever fit inside a toilet roll tube.

I just know, before you all ask if I've tried!

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 22 weeks ago

Bromley


"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄"

Sorry about that 🤣🤣🤣

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