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"Positively roast the person above you. For example: he looks like he eats organic" So positive like…. I bet he can fold a fitted sheet Rather than he looks like the cheese slid off his cracker? | |||
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"Exactly that!" You look like you fold your socks | |||
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"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping "Creatively written profile | |||
"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping
Creatively written profile "She looks like her tax affairs are in order | |||
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"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping "Look like you’d had a tonne of bisexual women interested in you. If weren’t a raisin and only had men in the searching for option. | |||
"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping
Creatively written profile
She looks like her tax affairs are in order"He looks like he knows how to use a loofah. | |||
"He looks like he spends a lot of time in the shower " He looks like he knows his way around the gym. | |||
"He looks like he spends a lot of time in the shower He looks like he knows his way around the gym." I bet she loves her bum being massaged. | |||
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"She has all her food tins sorted in alphabetical order " He looks like he is FSA certified | |||
"She has all her food tins sorted in alphabetical order He looks like he is FSA certified" He looks like a big business man | |||
"She has all her food tins sorted in alphabetical order He looks like he is FSA certified He looks like a big business man" She looks like she has a lovely collection of Crayola colouring pencils | |||
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"You look like you'd correct people's grammar in a group text " 🤣😂🤣 | |||
"You look like you'd correct people's grammar in a group text 🤣😂🤣" You are a very good listener. 🦻 | |||
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"You look like you'd correct people's grammar in a group text 🤣😂🤣" She looks like she knows how to put a pair of tights on without getting a run in them. | |||
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"Looks good fun for underware shopping" Wouldn't get picked out in a line up  | |||
"Looks good fun for underware shopping Wouldn't get picked out in a line up "Great at providing temporary facial storage for cum | |||
"Looks good fun for underware shopping Wouldn't get picked out in a line up
Great at providing temporary facial storage for cum "Safer than airbags in a car accident. | |||
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"Exactly that! You look like you fold your socks " Classic lol | |||
"Looks good fun for underware shopping" I bet you never need a dictionary lol | |||
"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash" That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version) | |||
"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version)" Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐 | |||
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"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version) Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐 " It was.. You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease. | |||
"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version) Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐 It was.. You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease." She looks like she's the main meal, not the snack. (Yummy btw) | |||
"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version) Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐 It was.. You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease. She looks like she's the main meal, not the snack. (Yummy btw)" She seems to be a fan of oral sex. | |||
"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version) Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐 It was.. You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease. She looks like she's the main meal, not the snack. (Yummy btw) She seems to be a fan of oral sex. " He looks great in a locker room mirror | |||
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"Would look so much better in 3D … ! " The bike’s impressive, and the guy riding it looks like he knows how to handle it. | |||
"Would look so much better in 3D … ! The bike’s impressive, and the guy riding it looks like he knows how to handle it." They don’t look their ages. | |||
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"Looks like they are living there best life "Good at taking bum selfies | |||
"Looks like they are living there best life
Good at taking bum selfies "Makes fishing for tuna look sexy | |||
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"They look like they could Tango in Paris" I bet he's got a well organised wardrobe. | |||
"They look like they could Tango in Paris I bet he's got a well organised wardrobe." You are ripped. | |||
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"I bet he remembered to put his top on after the tattoo" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
"I bet he remembered to put his top on after the tattoo 🤣🤣🤣" Well did you? | |||
"I bet he remembered to put his top on after the tattoo 🤣🤣🤣 Well did you? " I was well wrapped up in clingfilm, had to get the train back home, so technically yes 🤣 | |||
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"I can just tell these two indicate on every turn "I don't know what she's reaching for but mine is broken and she knows how to fix it. | |||
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"Her bum pics are seductive " Plant Dad, even knows the Latin names | |||
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"He looks like he can reverse park, one handed. " Look like they get plenty outdoor excesise | |||
