So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.
So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?
For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run |
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Broke my right fourth finger stopping a football shot when in goal age 10.
Broke base of right thumbs in a rugby scrum age 20
Fortunately I don't think a did any random breaks aged 30 and 40, still a few months of being 50 to go though! |
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Broken both arms lots of times in childhood. Broke a big toe when I got run over, broke a collarbone falling down icy steps outside. My worst break was an ankle, recovery felt like forever and I had to sleep downstairs on a mattress.
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Trimalleolar fracture of my right ankle and severe dislocation.
What saved me was that my talus (the foot socket where the tibia goes in) was completely intact. Some people have to face fusion or amputation if the talar dome is damaged. Considering the force I came down on it, I was super, super lucky and grateful every day that I made a full recovery.
I hope no more broken bones for me today. |
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Only ever broke one (touches all the wood in the world that it never happens again), I say broke, more shattered the humerus head of my right arm, took months and months to recover and I still dont have the same range of movement that I do in my left arm even after all these years. |
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I was on a walking date with someone I really, really fancied. I tripped on uneven pavement just as my dog raced ahead to lunge at birds. I went crashing down and broke a teeny bony in my wrist. My date had to hold the dog lead while I walked home crying and cradling my poor hand. |
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Broken my nose 3 times.
Once when I was 16 and I took on 3 scumbags who broke into a neighbours property.
Then again when I was 17 or 18 and got hit in the face by a door and the third time was a sporting accident when I was 19.
Apart from that I've never broken anything. |
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I grew up on a council estate
Broke my wrist playing with a shopping trolly in roller skates on cobbles.
Broke one shoulder playing rugby on concrete.
My other shoulder wrestling on concrete.
I broke my wrist as an adult slipping on a works Christmas party they arranged on a fucking barge in winter, idiots |
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Worst has to have bern my Sternum, while getting tackled by 2 Fiji rugby players in a bad tackle. (Bot their fault, just wrong time wrong place)
My left shoulder is fun, fractured part of the bone and it hasn't healed properly, I can pop my shoulder in and out freely 😂😂
Ankle isnt fun though, sets the alarms of at airports etc, end up getting a full search all the time, even though I carry the documents to prove it. |
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Not confirmed but it's highly likely I've broken a metatarsal and a big toe (separate incidents). A&e looked at the tarsal but said can't do anything, GP friend looked at big toe and said it's broken get yourself to a&e to which (based on previous experience) I said pointless as they won't do anything except splint it to which I can do |
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Broke my leg and arm as a child.
Broke my toe a couple of times.
Broke my Tibial plateau at a Schatzker grade 5 which took years to recover from, had to learn how to walk again.
Broke my wrist a couple of years ago
I really live up to my nickname of Calamity Jane 🤦♀️ |
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By *hortieWoman 8 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Skull neck collar bones elbows wrists ribs pelvis thighs knees ankles all at once joys of cars pulling out in front of motor bikes "
I bet the first thing you said (after FUUUUUCK) was... 'hows my bike?!?!' |
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"I've never had any injuries.
Probably cursed myself now 
Dont have sex with me then, im the reason someone stays employed in Health and Safety 😂
But is it worth the risk? 🤔🤣🤣🤣"
If your asking me, yes
If you ask an ex after her trip to A&E, she'll say yes |
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By *akedMMan 8 weeks ago
Witney |
"Skull neck collar bones elbows wrists ribs pelvis thighs knees ankles all at once joys of cars pulling out in front of motor bikes
I bet the first thing you said (after FUUUUUCK) was... 'hows my bike?!?!' "
Yep I know that one watching my two year old Fireblade sliding up the road with me not far behind. Cars fault |
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"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.
So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?
For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run"
That sounds like some extreme BDSM you were into there.
I (Luke) fractured an ankle when I slipped over in icy weather. |
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"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.
So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?
For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run
That sounds like some extreme BDSM you were into there.
I (Luke) fractured an ankle when I slipped over in icy weather. "
Hah, BDSM would be the last thing we’d be into!
Was taking down a fitted wardrobe |
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A couple of years ago a massive daddy long legs swooped at me at the top of my stairs and I fell all the way down. Thought I’d got away with it and went to work, realised an hour or so later that I couldn’t get out of my chair and it turned out I’d broken my coccyx. The first and only time I’ve ever broken a bone and my god was it painful for a very long time!!
To add insult to injury it happened on my birthday as well! Xx 😄 |
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I’ve been lucky and only broken fingers, the bones that connect the fingers to the wrist, nose and toes. My right hand. The worst was catching my finger in the bar snapper at an old job as it also tore the skin open but sounds more painful than it was |
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I’ve broke bones …. All mountain biking because I’m such a rad Dad …. Although the worst one was my little toe , running bare foot from the garden and catching it on my baby’s high chair ……. f**k me did I yelp …… also on the the list is ….wrist , collar bone and ribs twice …. Also smashed my hip and I’ve still got a bump there … apart from that I’m still rocking the Adonis Aura 🤣 |
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Broke my little and ring finger and knuckles in a fight in an ice hockey match punched the guys helmet instead of his face.
Broke my left index finger hitting it with a hammer fitting an exhaust.
My poor hands have had a rough time of it 😂 |
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By *assy69Man 8 weeks ago
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"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.
So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?
For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run"
Broke my back about 30 years ago, messing about  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS 8 weeks ago
Gosport |
Smashing my kneecap into 8 major pieces and some minor shrapnel. I t-boned a car that pulled out of a junction directly in front of my scooter (motorbike type) and was thrown over their bonnet hitting my knee on the bikes handlebars on the way through. |
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Iv broke the 5th metatarsal bone on both feet.. twice each, but worst break for me was when I fell down icy stairs leg went one way foot went the other.. broke and totally dislocated my ankle and broke my fibula in 2 places  |
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By *fellMan 8 weeks ago
The beach surfing |
I broke my thumb playing rugby once and needed plated back together.
I also broke my cock once - I know it’s technically not a bone but it slipped out with her on top and got full weight as she descended - felt a crack and couldn’t get hard for a few weeks - still bends there and you can feel the dent…
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Couple of broken ribs, fractured both wrists. All work related..
Just before Christmas I stubbed my right index finger very heavily and I'm pretty sure I've fractured the first joint down to the knuckle. It's been swollen, hot and aching ever since but the nail isn't discoloured so it's at the lower end..  |
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Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks |
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks"
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. "
Oh Steve 🤭 |
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.
Oh Steve 🤭"
Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure  |
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. "
Your such a twat |
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. Your such a twat "
Warm, open and welcoming  |
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.
Oh Steve 🤭
Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure "
Go on Steve! 😂 |
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery. Your such a twat
Warm, open and welcoming "
Not to you its not |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.
Oh Steve 🤭
Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure "
Would please your colon I'm sure. Or give you a semi. |
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"Broke my shoulder, broke it again doing the physio from the first break. Now got a metal plate in it.
I broke my right leg in three places, my right knee, thirteen ribs and punctured a lung falling down the stairs
Ended up in a comma for three and half weeks
I’m glad that came to a full stop and you made a good recovery.
Oh Steve 🤭
Oh, a spanking offence, I’m sure
Would please your colon I'm sure. Or give you a semi."
Please dont encourage him although you are slightly amusing |
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By *rAitchMan 8 weeks ago
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I broke my tibia lengthways when I got knocked off my bike, and broke most of the bones in my right foot when I got run over by a 6-tonne forklift truck at work and my steel toecap crushed. That smarted a tad. |
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I think I’ve broken most of my fingers on numerous occasions and knuckles
I don’t really count them as breakages as they don’t do anything for them at best you may get a split and a plaster and cracked a few ribs again they don’t do anything for them !
But although I’ve had several quite serious accidents in my life most have been dislocated joints or nasty open wounds or both at same time
The only bone I’ve ever truly broken is the cuboid bone in the ankle
And that only because there’s a screw from a previous plate in it !
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"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.
So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?
For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run"
Ouch! And ouch!
I broke my ankle....Trimalleolar break, all 3 bones snapped ....nearly lost my foot, had to have it plated and pinned
Went to step up into the minibus after a night out, it was icy and I fell back trapping my foot in between the bus tyre and pavement, heard a loud crack and knew I'd done some damage....
Relocation of the dislocation....twice. The most pain I had ever felt...
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"So this weekend I went and broke my left middle finger with a carpenter’s Mallet and it gets me wondering how many of you Fabbers have broken a bone.
So, what was your worst break and how did you do it?
For me the worst was breaking my humeral head in my left shoulder like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange…did it by tripping over a tree root at full run
Ouch! And ouch!
I broke my ankle....Trimalleolar break, all 3 bones snapped ....nearly lost my foot, had to have it plated and pinned
Went to step up into the minibus after a night out, it was icy and I fell back trapping my foot in between the bus tyre and pavement, heard a loud crack and knew I'd done some damage....
Relocation of the dislocation....twice. The most pain I had ever felt...
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And no, I don't drink by choice, someone had spiked my drinks that night |
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Fractured sternum and ribs - motorbike accident
Not just broken but sheared the end of my coccyx off when I fell down the stairs from top to bottom 20 years ago. It still hurts to sit down for long periods of time. Damaged both shoulders and my T8 in the same fall (missed the glass door at the bottom of the stairs)
Always covered in bruises due to the job. 🤷🏼♀️
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When I was about 8 i got hairline factures of my upeer jaw in three places, where my front teeth got removed, my lower jaw in two places, I broke my nose and hand damage to the bones around my cheeks. All be cause a car drivet didn't see me and knocked me off my bike.
I broke a metacarpal bone in my left hand, when trying to remove a n axle nut on my motorbike. I had all my weight on the spenner when it slipped, I sort of punched the ground and herd a crunched as it happened |
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By *reya73Woman 8 weeks ago
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Aw Op .. you have my sympathy. I crushed my middle finger when a rock dropped on it..the most painful thing ever for just a finger!!!
Collar bone at the shoulder- pinned and plated bone graft from my hip. Nose. Arm. Toe nasty angle. Suffered a broken heart a few times too |
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I've never broken any bone thankfully but hubby on the other hand was a complete disaster growing up and from breaking his first bone at 3 years old he has broken about 120 bones throughout the years |
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Mine was in my early 20s on a Motorbike off roading in an old quarry.
Broke my left arm. Compound break to the Radius and Ulna also broke the end of the Ulna. I had 2 plates 14 screws a pin in the Ulna and around 90 staples. |
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