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"Walk round camden "
A cheeky snog 👀 |
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By *99cjbMan 15 weeks ago
Grantham |
Take them for a naked walk in the woods |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Tell them the park rangers are patrolling, be careful. |
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"Tell them the park rangers are patrolling, be careful. "
Tickle their gspot with a feather duster |
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"Tell them the park rangers are patrolling, be careful.
Tickle their gspot with a feather duster "
Unspeakable things  |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Ask if it's duck or goose feather. I'm allergic  |
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Use his bum hole to incubate pheasant eggs.
The mr |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Use his bum hole to incubate pheasant eggs.
The mr "
Turn up at theirs and ask for Mr, brandishing a pineapple, rubber gloves, not as much lube as one might expect and an optimistic smile on my face  |
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"Gawp at her massive tits  "
Bring some felt tip pens and finish his leg off |
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"Gawp at her massive tits
Bring some felt tip pens and finish his leg off"
Have a go in his tractor |
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"Gawp at her massive tits
Bring some felt tip pens and finish his leg off
Have a go in his tractor"
Let him have a go at my tractor but in the process confuse him so he goes for a gear stick which happens to be my cock |
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Go for a ride in his tractor facing him. |
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Wait for my ride in the tractor |
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"Wait for my ride in the tractor "
Milk her on all 4s like a cow 😂😂 |
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"Wait for my ride in the tractor
Milk her on all 4s like a cow 😂😂"
I'll pull the udder one |
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I shall waggle his willy as though shaking his hand; it’s good manners 👍🏻 |
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See if he lives up to his user name |
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x"
Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Go for cocktails 🍸 x
Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us."
Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed |
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x
Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us.
Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed "
Take on a cruise, atleast if the ship sinks, were safe 😂 |
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By *H7in5 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
Get this back on track. Pint and game of pool. |
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By *EAT..85Woman 15 weeks ago
Nottingham |
"Go for cocktails 🍸 x
Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us.
Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed
Take on a cruise, atleast if the ship sinks, were safe 😂"
Milk his, er, coo 😉 |
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"Go for cocktails 🍸 x
Have a nice chat and see where the evening takes us.
Book them a taxi to Whitby, timed to arrive just after the fish and chip shops have all closed
Take on a cruise, atleast if the ship sinks, were safe 😂
Milk his, er, coo 😉"
Teach her were the "gear stick" is in my tractor |
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People don't understand what person above means, thickos lol |
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"People don't understand what person above means, thickos lol "
Check the time we posted... exactly the same time.
So what id do to the person above is educte them about the danger of throwing stones in glass houses |
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"People don't understand what person above means, thickos lol
Check the time we posted... exactly the same time.
So what id do to the person above is educte them about the danger of throwing stones in glass houses"
May I have a go on your tractor sir? 😃😃 |
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Blow his tractor up with him in it |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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If he needs a witness, I'll be there for financial recompense of course. |
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Taliban tried that, failed numerous times 😂
"Yawn."
Back on track.... tuck him into bed with a hot milk and bed time story. Poor blokes shattard!
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"Taliban tried that, failed numerous times 😂
Yawn.
Back on track.... tuck him into bed with a hot milk and bed time story. Poor blokes shattard!
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Give him a hug (on his tractor) |
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Help the young lady round the bend |
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"Chips on the front "
Add them to my hotlist... then show them the tractor gear stick 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Steal his gear stick. It's my gear stick |
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"Steal his gear stick. It's my gear stick"
Place gear stick up a hieght or up his rectum 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Too late, already nicked it haven't I. Catch me now farmer Joe! Also, hide in his haystack dressed as a needle |
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"Too late, already nicked it haven't I. Catch me now farmer Joe! Also, hide in his haystack dressed as a needle"
Dressed as a needle 🤣🤣🤣
Ask him to make my bottom blush 😉 |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Big headed "
Put my boobs next to the big head so it looks like someone is doing a sing song with Right Said Fred |
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"Big headed
Put my boobs next to the big head so it looks like someone is doing a sing song with Right Said Fred "
Bit of a serious one from me (makes a change) I wouldnt mind a bit play around with those tits. Bet youd be well fun! |
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"Still going motorboat "
Sorry skipped one....
Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂 |
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"Still going motorboat
Sorry skipped one....
Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂"
I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please |
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"Still going motorboat
Sorry skipped one....
Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂
I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please "
Convince her that Wales is hotter than Cyprus. |
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"Still going motorboat
Sorry skipped one....
Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂
I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please
Convince her that Wales is hotter than Cyprus. "
Now that would take some convincing 🤣 |
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By *edeyebMan 15 weeks ago
Scottish Borders |
"Still going motorboat
Sorry skipped one....
Still adding you to hotlist and showing you that gear stick 😂
I'll take a peep at the gear stick too please
Convince her that Wales is hotter than Cyprus.
Now that would take some convincing 🤣 "
Take those stockings off |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Nothing "
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round "
Game of squash |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash"
Squash him |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him "
Get squashed by her |
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By *hortieWoman 15 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him "
Peg while Mrs watches |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches"
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x"
Enjoy watching them and see where it goes |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x
Enjoy watching them and see where it goes "
Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂 |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x
Enjoy watching them and see where it goes
Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂"
Have a look at this gear stick |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x
Enjoy watching them and see where it goes
Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂
Have a look at this gear stick"
Cornetto and a bag of chips for tea. I'm a catch 🤓🥷 |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x
Enjoy watching them and see where it goes
Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂
Have a look at this gear stick
Cornetto and a bag of chips for tea. I'm a catch 🤓🥷"
Get the Kareoke machine out and give the best duo sign along to....
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING!!! |
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"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x
Enjoy watching them and see where it goes
Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂
Have a look at this gear stick
Cornetto and a bag of chips for tea. I'm a catch 🤓🥷
Get the Kareoke machine out and give the best duo sign along to....
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING!!!"
Ooh...I love karaoke. Fire up the tunes 🤓🥷 |
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By *avexxMan 15 weeks ago
cheshire |
"Nothing
Give him a Power Rangers jigsaw to do whilst he sits out this round
Game of squash
Squash him
Peg while Mrs watches
Stand back and watch _hortie peg.
Mrs x
Enjoy watching them and see where it goes
Prep his bum as hes next inline for a pegging 😂
Have a look at this gear stick
Cornetto and a bag of chips for tea. I'm a catch 🤓🥷
Get the Kareoke machine out and give the best duo sign along to....
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING!!!
Ooh...I love karaoke. Fire up the tunes 🤓🥷"
.. a duet we could do... i knew you were waiting im george your aretha queen of soul  |
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Sit and drink cocktails whilst listening to a wonderful duet |
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By *ChubsMan 15 weeks ago
At the Coach & Horses Wednesday night |
"Sit and drink cocktails whilst listening to a wonderful duet "
Drink cocktails with and snuggle up listening to the duet  |
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"Share a cocktail "
Lick that cocktail from his body 🥵 |
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By *b40Man 15 weeks ago
lisburn |
"Share a cocktail
Lick that cocktail from his body 🥵"
Quickly cover myself in cocktails 😀😀😀 |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Share a cocktail
Lick that cocktail from his body 🥵
Quickly cover myself in cocktails 😀😀😀"
Throw a load of those cocktail sticks with bits of cheese, pineapple and mushy peas onto him. I'm nothing if not helpful |
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"Nap"
Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger |
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"Nap
Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger"
Let him paint me |
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"Nap
Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger
Let him paint me "
Oily back massage followed by a game of twister |
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"Nap
Help him find an octopussy to goldfinger
Let him paint me
Oily back massage followed by a game of twister "
Let's do a game of oily twister, could be fun |
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Nothing that I haven't told her already |
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"Nothing that I haven't told her already"
Shave his chest and tummy x
Mrs x 😬 |
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"Cheeky use of hot tub"
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x |
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"Cheeky use of hot tub
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x"
Same as above, hot tub sharing with bubbles on to hide what’s going on in the water |
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"Cheeky use of hot tub
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x"
Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me!
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"Cheeky use of hot tub
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x
Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me!
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Hahahaha 🤣
Mrs x |
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"Cheeky use of hot tub
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x
Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me!
Winkle picking
Hahahaha 🤣
Mrs x"
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"Cheeky use of hot tub
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x
Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me!
Winkle picking
Hahahaha 🤣
Mrs x"
Look at his winkle |
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"Cheeky use of hot tub
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x
Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me!
Winkle picking
Hahahaha 🤣
Mrs x
Look at his winkle "
Show her my winkle |
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"Cheeky use of hot tub
Jump in, loads of room x
Mrs x
Love to join assuming you've showered me off from shaving me!
Winkle picking
Hahahaha 🤣
Mrs x
Look at his winkle
Show her my winkle"
Pick his winkle |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Worship those legs "
Get him a chair so he can worship legs to his hearts' content |
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"Worship those legs
Get him a chair so he can worship legs to his hearts' content "
Rest my tired head against your chest |
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By *ChubsMan 15 weeks ago
At the Coach & Horses Wednesday night |
"Worship those legs
Get him a chair so he can worship legs to his hearts' content
Rest my tired head against your chest"
Drinks, definitely drinks 🍻 |
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By *H7in5 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
Draw on those budgie smugglers |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Just sit and admire his erection |
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By *D_LucyTV/TS 15 weeks ago
near calne |
Whatever im told to do... whenever im told to do it  |
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By *H7in5 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
Will let you play with it.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Spank them for being naughty |
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Watch him smash his wife and join in |
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"Watch him smash his wife and join in "
Say,
Hello Warren, I do hope you’re well. |
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"Watch him smash his wife and join in
Say,
Hello Warren, I do hope you’re well. "
Fiddle with his fiddlestick |
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By *H7in5 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
"Watch him smash his wife and join in
Say,
Hello Warren, I do hope you’re well.
Fiddle with his fiddlestick "
Mutual stick fiddling |
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Fit him with a wrist splint to stave off RSI |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Add some colour to his life with a barrage of jokes over a pint |
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"Add some colour to his life with a barrage of jokes over a pint"
Sounds like a plan count me in |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Add some colour to his life with a barrage of jokes over a pint
Sounds like a plan count me in "
Send them both Count Dracula outfits so they can both count |
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"Add some colour to his life with a barrage of jokes over a pint
Sounds like a plan count me in
Send them both Count Dracula outfits so they can both count "
Day out at the Trampoline park 😁 |
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"Lick his balls x"
Play beach volleyball with. |
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Love volleyball on holiday in pool |
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"game of conkers"
Tickle his conkers |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Make sure the conkers have been deshelled, they're a bit prickly if not.
Mine will be soaked in vinegar for the win!
Oh I best put my conkers in there too |
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"Make sure the conkers have been deshelled, they're a bit prickly if not.
Mine will be soaked in vinegar for the win!
Oh I best put my conkers in there too "
Play with his conkers 🤪 |
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Watch her playing with his conker |
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Get him more soapy in the shower x |
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By *ing49Man 15 weeks ago
cambs |
"Get him more soapy in the shower x"
Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her |
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"Get him more soapy in the shower x
Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her "
Wash his soapy cock. |
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"Get him more soapy in the shower x
Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her
Wash his soapy cock. "
Pass him the soap |
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"Get him more soapy in the shower x
Help drink that Disaronno or maybe lick it off of her
Wash his soapy cock.
Pass him the soap "
Ask her to do the thing 😉 |
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Make it a nice natural soap please. |
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"Ask him what the thing is"
What thing lol. |
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By *ing49Man 15 weeks ago
cambs |
"Ask him what the thing is
What thing lol. "
Haha that was for the one above but we posted at the same time haha |
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By *ertcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago
Welwyn Garden City |
"Ask him what the thing is
What thing lol.
Haha that was for the one above but we posted at the same time haha"
Rinse the soap off |
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"Ask him what the thing is
What thing lol.
Haha that was for the one above but we posted at the same time haha
Rinse the soap off "
We could rinse him off together. |
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I would let you choose which ones I should wear lol. |
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Join for coffee to start the day |
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By *H7in5 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
See if she wants to play after the coffee |
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Give him a real pussy to play with, instead of his pussy pocket lol 😆 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Give this lady a powerful tongue to grind on |
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We are a similar age so I’d say go out for a beer |
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"We are a similar age so I’d say go out for a beer "
Meet them in a club 😉 |
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By *irm40Man 15 weeks ago
Birmingham |
Anything she let’s me do |
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Meet him in a club
Thanks for reading the profile |
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By *H7in5 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
"Meet him in a club
Thanks for reading the profile "
Ask her to deepthroat me  |
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By *ddjobMan 15 weeks ago
Haverfordwest |
Oblige with his request |
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By *aelusMan 15 weeks ago
Hertfordshire / London / Beyond |
Grab a pint. |
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By *aked beachMan 15 weeks ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
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By *aked beachMan 15 weeks ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
Buy the second round |
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