So anyway, there I was on all fours with 3 ping pong balls up my arse and I sneezed. Long story short, she lost 2 front teeth and I had to pay for dental as well as her hourly rate.

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By *kphooey43Man 7 weeks ago

Barnet

Yes it is actually a gun in my pocket

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan 7 weeks ago

Bath

You kiss like mum.

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By *kphooey43Man 7 weeks ago

Barnet

Where should I put my dentures?

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By *he Silver FuxMan 7 weeks ago

Utero

“I’m sorry it’s so small and I came before I took my pants off… You’re still going to vote Reform UK though right?”

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By *kphooey43Man 7 weeks ago

Barnet

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 weeks ago

Bristol

Cash ok? Or do you accept card?

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man 7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Is that tine I thought it was at least Tuesday

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By *oldmilkMan 7 weeks ago

Trouble, apparently…

Can you give me a veri? This other woman I fancy won’t message anyone if I don’t have veris.

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man 7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Oh that’s your mum I can see who got the looks then

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man 7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Got any ID?

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By *urious8240Man 7 weeks ago

Ammanford

He identifies as 9" 😉

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By *eturninggentph1Man 7 hours ago

Perth

I love dogs too, but only bitches, im not gay.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 7 hours ago

Round the bend

I think it's carrot, the last bloke was sick when he licked it!

Mr 🐺

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By *hinstrapMan 7 hours ago

sheffield

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 7 hours ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

This all feels like a challenging wank with a very big hand.

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By *partharmonyCouple 7 hours ago

Tonbridge

You remind me of of girl I met with my old friend Rolf.

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By *rknight4everMan 7 hours ago

Banbridge

The itching doesn't last too long and the cream helps

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By *oeevMan 6 hours ago

Worthing

Do you mind if I wipe my cock clean on the curtains?

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By *hunky GentMan 6 hours ago

Bedford

Is your sister joining us?

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By *esirableencountersMan 4 hours ago

NorthEast

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By *esirableencountersMan 4 hours ago

NorthEast

Nice to meet you both in the flesh but I thought I was meeting you and your wife, not you and your mother

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By *ontyboi76Man 4 hours ago

Pontypridd

How's your mother

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