Move slightly to try and get comfy again, since I always wake up before my alarm goes off. Then check my phone to see the time & exactly how much more sleep I could've had.

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By *appy-go- luckyMan 3 weeks ago

pothole city

Get out of bed, have a pee then have a perv on fab before getting up and ready for work.

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan 3 weeks ago

Shefford

Open my eyes! Lol

Then try and focus them on my phone

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By *ire_and_Ice_2025Couple 3 weeks ago

Kernowfornia

"..you do in the morning?

I always check my phone, then deal with my ageing bladder!

This 🤣

🧊

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By *ourpornfixMan 3 weeks ago

East Cheshire

Run a hand over my half-awake cock to check it's rising nicely.

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By *hatboy40Man 3 weeks ago

glos

"Kiss my dogs."

Check time and phone.. but I actually think “ kiss my dogs” will be the best answer all day

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

have a long held rigid stretch..

as in whole body.. nothing rude..

then check the time

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By *rafter69Man 3 weeks ago

upminster

Check the time then go for a wee

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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago

cheshire

kneel down side of the bed say morning prayers remove teeth from glass insert into chops then bathroom

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"kneel down side of the bed say morning prayers remove teeth from glass insert into chops then bathroom

🤣🤣

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"kneel down side of the bed say morning prayers remove teeth from glass insert into chops then bathroom

I'm very glad the order is right..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 3 weeks ago

Leeds

Wake up.

The mr

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By *elightful 2Couple 3 weeks ago

Not living in the UK

Cuddle, pee and then coffee.

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By *FallenAngel-Woman 3 weeks ago

Kings Langley

If it's during the week I get up when the alarm goes off, have a pee, brush my teeth and get ready for work

If it's the weekend I look at the time and doom scroll for a while before getting up

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By *onko the SaneMan 3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Hit snooze

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By *WB85Man 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Check my phone and get a drink as I always wake up thirsty.

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By *etwife8230Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Run for a wee

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By *hortieWoman 3 weeks ago

Northampton

Get up, throw duvet back to air the farts out, go have a wee then put kettle on.

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Cuddle, pee and then coffee. "

I notice that at no point did you leave the bed.

I'm not judging.

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By *007ManMan 3 weeks ago

Worthing

Breakfast.

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By *elightful 2Couple 3 weeks ago

Not living in the UK

"Cuddle, pee and then coffee.

I notice that at no point did you leave the bed.

I'm not judging."

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By *legantEnigmaWoman 3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

Say good morning to my cats, and then Alexa (she tells me the weather and puts the radio on when I greet her), then I get up and have a pee, before heading downstairs to feed the cats and make my breakfast.

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By *lex46TV/TS 3 weeks ago

Near Wells

Wee, 10 minutes yoga, quick shower, breakfast with a cup of tea. About 40 minutes from the alarm going off and me walking out the door.

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By *ontyboi76Man 3 weeks ago

Pontypridd

Perv at my partners breasts. Then check time.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Go for a wee and peruse fab whilst having my coffee