FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Sock drawer.
Sock drawer.
Jump to: Newest in thread
I have sock OCD... My socks smile to me when I open the drawer (ex army lot know what I mean)
I keep my odd socks in a seperate location and heres why.... I buy the same socks all the time, if I get a hole in one sock it will go in the bin and keep the spare. If a 2nd sock gets a hole, same again, but the 2 spares now become a pair. They just cant go in the sock drawer, because there unable to smile. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have a collection of single socks in my downstairs sock drawer.
I'm hoping to reunite some when I sort out my upstairs sock drawer this week.
2 sock draws you must have a big house. "
Technically, I have three sock drawers but I moved one out to make room for a home gym.
I'm very unorganised and have socks everywhere. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *avidNPMan 3 weeks ago
manchester |
"I have a collection of single socks in my downstairs sock drawer.
I'm hoping to reunite some when I sort out my upstairs sock drawer this week.
2 sock draws you must have a big house.
Technically, I have three sock drawers but I moved one out to make room for a home gym.
I'm very unorganised and have socks everywhere. "
Sounds like a fun house to visit. Sock heaven 🤣 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 3 weeks ago
manchester |
"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids
Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids?
Exactly!"
Where do the Tupperware boxes go? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
If you have too many holes in your socks they can create an instability in the space time continuum and aggregate to form the equivalent of a mini black hole. They then slip into a parallel dimension never to be seen again. It must be true because I read it on here. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "
In our undies drawer we all have an area for 'lone socks' and every now and again we join them all up to make pairs  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "
right I know it’s wat people say wipe it in a sock or whatever but do men actually do this… because I’d say probably once in my life I’ve done it… (teenage days) always short on toilet paper this house 🤷🏻♂️ (genuine question)
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 3 weeks ago
manchester |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks?
In our undies drawer we all have an area for 'lone socks' and every now and again we join them all up to make pairs "
Odd pairs? Is that allowed ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids
Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids?
Exactly!
Where do the Tupperware boxes go? "
They disappear inside the dishwasher |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 3 weeks ago
manchester |
"I have a theory that some socks turn into tupperware box lids
Is that because we all seem to have millions of lost socks and millions of Tupperware lids?
Exactly!
Where do the Tupperware boxes go?
They disappear inside the dishwasher"
Does the dishwasher eat them? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
|
I absolutely agree
It’s awful… who steals the left sock anyway ?
I have made a mission to buy all black socks now the issue solved !
( I miss my argyle socks though ) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have a tote bag full of odd socks, I live in the hope that I’ll eventually be able to reunite them…..
I should probably admit defeat to be honest 🙈"
We have same, go through it once a month, but still no matches 😅✨️ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 3 weeks ago
manchester |
"I have a tote bag full of odd socks, I live in the hope that I’ll eventually be able to reunite them…..
I should probably admit defeat to be honest 🙈
We have same, go through it once a month, but still no matches 😅✨️"
What do you do with it when you find no matches? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *elSpiceWoman 3 weeks ago
Wicklow, Wexford |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "
Certain brands of washing machine and tumble dryer have a Bermuda triangle installed, it's where singular socks and stockings go. This is true and scientifically proven btw. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 3 weeks ago
manchester |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks?
Certain brands of washing machine and tumble dryer have a Bermuda triangle installed, it's where singular socks and stockings go. This is true and scientifically proven btw."
Is that true? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "
Seems impossible, but have the same problem. Finally I binned everything in my sock draw and replaced with new. I feel so much happier for doing it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’ve got a basket full of odd socks that I’m naively holding on to, thinking the other will turn up in the next wash. It’s been YEARS."
I have this too 😂
What bugs me the most is when you buy a multipack where they’re all slightly different and you end up with just half of every single pair! How does that even happen?! 😡 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 3 weeks ago
manchester |
"I’ve got a basket full of odd socks that I’m naively holding on to, thinking the other will turn up in the next wash. It’s been YEARS.
I have this too 😂
What bugs me the most is when you buy a multipack where they’re all slightly different and you end up with just half of every single pair! How does that even happen?! 😡"
Washing machines eat them🤣 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "
Yeah I can’t handle even one missing sock. I will not give up a search until it’s found. Obviously though, this is all theory. I’ve never lost a sock! 😂😂 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 5 days ago
manchester |
"Are they all black ?
Black is very boring
No sock is exciting ! but ..... my theory is that he hasn't lost any socks cos if they are all black he's got 10 pairs not 20 singles...... innit "
That does make sense
Socks are exciting |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avidNPMan 5 days ago
manchester |
"There is a compartment in every washing machine, that that collects the socks you are missing... do need to unscrew to get in there but youre welcome just youtube your machine and how to lol "
I never knew that |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Must have at least 20 single socks in a drawer. Absolutely no idea where the partner is. How is that even possible to lose 20 individual socks? "
Well that now affords you 10 days of no sock-washing.....   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
