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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Another light hearted one.

Simple question, if you had a warning label, what would it say?

-10 points for handle with care!

Mine would probably say: Danger, Keep back! 🤣

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS 3 weeks ago

Wrexham

May contain nuts

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By *hickthighs26Woman 3 weeks ago

your hotlist

Beware. I will bum you

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"May contain nuts"

pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Beware. I will bum you "

🫢🫢🫢🫢

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

Strapped to a sack cart in a straight jacket and hannibal lectur mouth guard ... should be decisive enough

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By *enlikesbothMan 3 weeks ago

york or visiting

Not suitable for vegetarians

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By *ingzMan 3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Concealed entrance

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By *xydadbodMan 3 weeks ago

towcester

Allergen warning: may contain nuts

🤣🤣🤣

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By *earditallWoman 3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Caution enter at your own risk

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Concealed entrance"

Why is it hidden?!

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By *orders-cplCouple 3 weeks ago

middx cpl

nut friendly xx

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By *he MinionMan 3 weeks ago

.

Hazard : Irritant

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By *eneralKenobiMan 3 weeks ago

North Angus


"Beware. I will bum you "

You promise? 🥹

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By *xydadbodMan 3 weeks ago

towcester


"Caution enter at your own risk "

I'll take that risk.. do i need to sign a waiver? 🤣

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By *artorialMan 3 weeks ago

weymouth

Hazardly knobbly

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By *manteeCouple 3 weeks ago

Manchester

Beware its too hot to handle

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By *earditallWoman 3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Caution enter at your own risk

I'll take that risk.. do i need to sign a waiver? 🤣"

You do,I will not be held responsible

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 3 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

🤪☣️Hazardous waster☣️🤪

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Eating may cause vomiting

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 3 weeks ago

Northumberland

Number of days without an accident - 0

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By *tannersMan 3 weeks ago

stanley

For women “ you can do better”

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By *etwife8230Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Approach with caution ⚠️

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 3 weeks ago

Chester

Do not talk to me because I will not shut up!

Best way to shut me up is to kiss me

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By *obynsissyglaTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Extreme suction

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By *allySlinkyWoman 3 weeks ago

Leeds

Slippery when wet

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"For women “ you can do better”

"

Is that your label for all women, Stanners?

😱😱😱😱

😉

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By *tannersMan 3 weeks ago

stanley


"For women “ you can do better”

Is that your label for all women, Stanners?

😱😱😱😱

😉"

Pretty much, I know I’m onto a winner if they reply “ I know “ 😂😂😂

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By *tannersMan 3 weeks ago

stanley


"For women “ you can do better”

Is that your label for all women, Stanners?

😱😱😱😱

😉

Pretty much, I know I’m onto a winner if they reply “ I know “ 😂😂😂"

And I mean it in that they can do better than me, just realised my original reply could be interpreted different ways 😱

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By *26StitchMan 3 weeks ago

Hucknall

Caution: do not overtighten nuts.

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"For women “ you can do better”

Is that your label for all women, Stanners?

😱😱😱😱

😉

Pretty much, I know I’m onto a winner if they reply “ I know “ 😂😂😂

And I mean it in that they can do better than me, just realised my original reply could be interpreted different ways 😱"

ahahahaha

And you know that's exactly where I'll go... 😉

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

If in doubt test in hidden area first

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Slippery when wet ⚠️

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By *ingzMan 3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Riders should dismount with caution

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 3 weeks ago

Northumberland

Caution! Choking hazard!

Handle small things with care

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By *assage4yourpleasureMan 3 weeks ago

canterbury

Danger, may explode when hot!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Caution! Choking hazard!

Handle small things with care"

There's a never ending list for your cautions 🤣🤣🤣

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By *WB85Man 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Only to be used by authorised personnel.

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By *tannersMan 3 weeks ago

stanley


"For women “ you can do better”

Is that your label for all women, Stanners?

😱😱😱😱

😉

Pretty much, I know I’m onto a winner if they reply “ I know “ 😂😂😂

And I mean it in that they can do better than me, just realised my original reply could be interpreted different ways 😱

ahahahaha

And you know that's exactly where I'll go... 😉

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Hell yes 😂😂😂

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By *abman82Man 3 weeks ago

worcester

Warning, falls in love easily.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 3 weeks ago

Northumberland


"Caution! Choking hazard!

Handle small things with care

There's a never ending list for your cautions 🤣🤣🤣"

Someones got to keep the HSE in business 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Hazard ⚠️ Seductive eyes, filthy intentions and zero remorse. Approach at your own risk and make sure to feed

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By *ardiff stag and vixenCouple 3 weeks ago

cardiff

You have to be xx tall to ride

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Hazard ⚠️ Seductive eyes, filthy intentions and zero remorse. Approach at your own risk and make sure to feed"

Hmmm I like that one...

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"You have to be xx tall to ride"

I'm 6'2 😉😂

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By *icecouple561Couple 3 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Cool wash, short spin, dry flat. Iron if necessary

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By *bby1110Woman 3 weeks ago

Gloucester

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

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By *ifelover999Man 3 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Warning addictive

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By *adonkadonkWoman 3 weeks ago

B

Volatile

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By *ustaboutrightMan 3 weeks ago

Herefordish

It's on the profile pics

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By *rsc2018Couple 3 weeks ago

East Lancs

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Other products are available, and probably better.

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By *layfullsamMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull

WARNING ⚠ do not expose to bright light, beer, or takeaways after midnight.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 3 weeks ago

Northumberland

Do not leave unattended when turned on.

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By *lym4realCouple 3 weeks ago

plymouth

Mrs4 Would be aware sarcasm will be used and often ...Mr4 Be wary he reads books without pictures

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 weeks ago

Cyprus

Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

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By *hefnippleloverMan 3 weeks ago

Cirencester

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By *hefnippleloverMan 3 weeks ago

Cirencester

🤐🤐🤐

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By *hefnippleloverMan 3 weeks ago

Cirencester

Nipplegasms guaranteed

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By *ilMissDarcie-mayTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Once you get me out there’s no stopping me

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By *ayBeeTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Winchester

talk twice before think

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By *bby1110Woman 3 weeks ago

Gloucester


"Nipplegasms guaranteed"

Every time?

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By *ifelover999Man 3 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts "

Yea i know i gave you it

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

Yea i know i gave you it "

Ahahahaha

And I'm still bloody scratching it!

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Volatile "

Explosive bottom?

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By *hefnippleloverMan 3 weeks ago

Cirencester


"Nipplegasms guaranteed

Every time? "

Maybee….

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By *hefnippleloverMan 3 weeks ago

Cirencester


"Don’t say I didn’t warn you"

🤐🤐

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Warning: may cause bad decisions

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By *ymasCouple 3 weeks ago

Warrington

WARNING. Dangerous gases.

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By *iddlesticksMan 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

If swallowed do not induce vomiting.

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

Yea i know i gave you it "

Was it the sarcasm you gave me, must have missed that!😜

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By *ifelover999Man 3 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

Yea i know i gave you it

Was it the sarcasm you gave me, must have missed that!😜"

I give you alot young lady😉😉😉

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By *olteMan 3 weeks ago

Sutton

Explosive when shook

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

Yea i know i gave you it

Was it the sarcasm you gave me, must have missed that!😜

I give you alot young lady😉😉😉"

Really? Was i sleeping? 😜

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By *ifelover999Man 3 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

Yea i know i gave you it

Was it the sarcasm you gave me, must have missed that!😜

I give you alot young lady😉😉😉

Really? Was i sleeping? 😜"

Yes dont ring the police

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By *iddlesticksMan 3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

Yea i know i gave you it

Was it the sarcasm you gave me, must have missed that!😜

I give you alot young lady😉😉😉

Really? Was i sleeping? 😜"

Err yes sorry about that, I tried not to wake you.

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Warning ⚠️ I run on sarcasm, caffeine and extremely inappropriate thoughts

Yea i know i gave you it

Was it the sarcasm you gave me, must have missed that!😜

I give you alot young lady😉😉😉

Really? Was i sleeping? 😜

Err yes sorry about that, I tried not to wake you. "

As long as you bring biscuits you can wake me any time

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By *og and MuseCouple 3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

⚠️ Hot liquid

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By *astpoetTV/TS 3 weeks ago

London and Southampton

Incapable of taking anything seriously

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By *oiluvfunMan 3 weeks ago

Penrith

True Northerner; says it like he sees it...

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By *awtybikerMan 3 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

May cause drowsiness

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mind the mountains

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By *morousCouple8Couple 3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Waning: very addictive, eat with caution

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By *orphia2003Woman 3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Heavy load.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Motherwell

Do not deviate , very sharp teeth await if you do. Mx 😈🔥🔥

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By *osie and Jim77Couple 3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Avoid direct eye contact

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Caution: spillage

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By *reachers SonMan 3 weeks ago

north West

Warning ⚠️ easily distrac.... ooh look a squirrel!

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Trip hazard

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 3 weeks ago

North West

Warning: Caustic Irritant

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By *omeotherguy OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Trip hazard "

Big feet?

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"Trip hazard

Big feet?"

Obviously

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