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Blow Your Own Sexual Trumpet
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Good folks 😃👋🏻
You may recall that I asked you all what you might like to improve about yourself sexually yesterday; Well today, I’m giving you the chance to have a well deserved brag as regards aspects of sex/techniques etc that you feel you actually excel at.
Don’t be shy my fine peeps - if you’ve got it, flaunt it, so give yourself a pat on the back and share it here 😜👍🏻👍🏻 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎
He likes sex after eight ^
Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole 
I'm hung like a polo horse if that counts ? 
Oh dear! I think most are mares  "
I had a 'mare there 🤦♂️🤣 |
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎
He likes sex after eight ^
Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole
I'm hung like a polo horse if that counts ?
Oh dear! I think most are mares
I had a 'mare there 🤦♂️🤣"
Prepare to get ridden 🤣 |
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎
He likes sex after eight ^
Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole
I'm hung like a polo horse if that counts ?
Oh dear! I think most are mares
I had a 'mare there 🤦♂️🤣"
the thought was there |
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By *ilbzMan 3 weeks ago
Swindon Wiltshire |
Been told i am a good kisser and give good cuddles, apparently my body is always really warm so i am like a mini radiator……funny as i don’t feel hot ! 🔥
I also have a degree in repelling the opposite sex 🤣 |
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Apparently my fellatio skills are legendary.
I’ve been told I should give classes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And in all honesty I don’t even like giving it that much*** 🤷♀️ so imagine if I did?
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***…unless it’s my Captain’s in which case, yes please, I want it down my throat until my eyes water pleeeeeeaseeeeeee  |
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"I was told by a woman, that i have skills that she didnt think any man could possess.
Best compliment i've ever had.
Did you do her ironing? No, wait, you put the toilet seat down."
I can cook, iron, do the laundry and yes, obviously i put both the toilet seat and lid down when finished before i flush.
Doesnt everybody ?
I even wash my hands, i'm from the home counties, i was dragged up with manners.
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"Apparently my fellatio skills are legendary.
I’ve been told I should give classes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And in all honesty I don’t even like giving it that much*** 🤷♀️ so imagine if I did?
🎀
***…unless it’s my Captain’s in which case, yes please, I want it down my throat until my eyes water pleeeeeeaseeeeeee "
I have always had you on a pedestal of high regard ... after hearing that I have just fainted ...  |
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂
Is that while the others one is.. ahem, blowing trumpet? 🎺
Exactly 😆
Sounds like a fanfare "
There’s been a few standing ovations 😝 |
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂
Is that while the others one is.. ahem, blowing trumpet? 🎺
Exactly 😆
Sounds like a fanfare
There’s been a few standing ovations 😝"
I won’t even ask about an Encore 😉 |
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I am good a giving oral sex.. given explicit instructions and lots of practical training by my first gf who taught me to use my tongue and fingers to great effect …… tbh it’s stood me in good stead all my life … so I’m good at blowing a lady’s trumpet ….!! |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"I’ve been told I could charge for licking pussy, and as I have heard “You’re the first man to make me cum with your tongue” several times, maybe I should get myself on AW……😋"
People don't half talk shit to their sexual partners eh! |
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"I’ve been told I could charge for licking pussy, and as I have heard “You’re the first man to make me cum with your tongue” several times, maybe I should get myself on AW……😋
People don't half talk shit to their sexual partners eh! "
If you have a mouthful of shit, you’re licking the wrong hole. Take that tip from an expert 😎👍 |
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