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By *WB85 OP Man 3 weeks ago
Staffordshire |
I'm late to the party about the kitkat heist.
Someone stole 12 Tonnes worth, 400000 kitkat bars.
How would you even go about selling that volume?
Whats your favourite kitkat?
Chunky.
2 fingers.
4 fingers.
I'm a 4 fingers kind of guy.  |
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I used to work for them and to me it doesn't sound that much. Given cist wise its a few million.
In years gone by it would have been easy on the Sunday markets etc.but not sure about today's.
Years back a manager at Mars shipped multiple trailers out of one of their locations
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"I'm late to the party about the kitkat heist.
Someone stole 12 Tonnes worth, 400000 kitkat bars.
How would you even go about selling that volume?
Whats your favourite kitkat?
Chunky.
2 fingers.
4 fingers.
I'm a 4 fingers kind of guy. "
4 fingers ... is that what she said ha ha |
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My dear fellow that is not a heist. Well, it is, but not enough to upset my fellow man...
A few years back during one of my 'playdates' (ok, we all detest that term) my partner decided to eat ALL of the free KitKat™ that was supplied by the hotel. You know, those generous bars of confectionery dutifully placed on the hospitality tray next to the Nespresso™ machine, with the compliments of the house and all that jazz...?
I was livid. I almost went thermonuclear at the sheer audacity of this wench who lay next to me blagging my share of the chocolate.
To answer your question — I like the four fingered KitKat™ but hospitality trays will never be the same again after this recent heist. |
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"Oh i saw something on Facebook. Thought it was a joke. You get more chocolate on four fingers and apparently the chocolate that separates the fingers has a name but I forget what it waa"
It's called chocolate |
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"I'm late to the party about the kitkat heist.
Someone stole 12 Tonnes worth, 400000 kitkat bars.
How would you even go about selling that volume?
Whats your favourite kitkat?
Chunky.
2 fingers.
4 fingers.
I'm a 4 fingers kind of guy. "
Have a break (in), have 400,000 kitkats |
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I prefer a chunky 
