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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

toilet seats. Great, aren't they?

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By *rightonsteveMan 3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"toilet seats. Great, aren't they?

The evenings must fly by…..

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

They close?

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By *bby1110Woman 3 weeks ago

Gloucester

They certainly are. Not so great when you don’t realise they’re not and the toilet seat closes with a bang! 🙈

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By *elix SightedMan 3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Or you need an urgent plop

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By *WB85Man 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Absolutely, some things just shouldn't bang.

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By *enuineMeetsPleaseMan 3 weeks ago

Woking

They lift up?

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By *uddlefuckleMan 3 weeks ago

Boston

If you lift it up all the little yellow drops would roll off, silly.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 3 weeks ago

Chester

"toilet seats. Great, aren't they?

Ours has actually started not to soft close

and I don't know why 🤔

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By *teamynSteCouple 3 weeks ago

Hull

My soft close doesn't seem to want to stay up without some firm handling...... Wot is that all about???

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By *aomilatteCouple 3 weeks ago

Midlands

"toilet seats. Great, aren't they?

Ours has actually started not to soft close

and I don't know why 🤔 "

Is it aroused?

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By *eauNaturelMan 3 weeks ago

Malmesbury

They are brilliant but they lead me to believe that every seat is 'soft close' so I just push and walk off, doesn't half make me jump when a non 'soft close' seat smashes down. '

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

"toilet seats. Great, aren't they?

Ours has actually started not to soft close

and I don't know why 🤔 "

Has it been at the Viagra ?

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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

"toilet seats. Great, aren't they?

Ours has actually started not to soft close

and I don't know why 🤔 "

Might just need a bit of lubrication (pull it up and out, give it a good wipe, a bit of wd40 spray maybe, push it back in and see what happens) or time for a new one

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Ryde

It's the same thing with soft-close shitter lids - they're great for the first 6 months or so, but the bolts start to loosen. With no way to properly tighten them, they usually give up the ghost completely and come down with a "smash" then you least expect them.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester

I've lived without one for 38 years, I think I'll survive

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By *hickthighs26Woman 3 weeks ago

your hotlist

"Or you need an urgent plop"

🤣🤣

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By *utsackerMan 3 weeks ago

north east

Mine worked about 1-2 years now just crashes down, can’t replace due to shape of toilet. Doesnt really bother me till my son lets it slam at yon time in morning the little cunt

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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago

cheshire

i think they take to long lower down like watching slow motion

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By *Mids guyMan 3 weeks ago

Lichfield

Great idea! The don’t whack your bellend when they fall

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By *ravelling kinksterWoman 3 weeks ago

various

"toilet seats. Great, aren't they?

Ours has actually started not to soft close

and I don't know why 🤔 "

Mine too, and it's on my long to-do list for this weekend.

Mine usually starts banging shut because something is coming loose, or because the rubber grommets have moved or broken. They're really easy to take apart and either straighten and tighten, or put on a new set.

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By *legantEnigmaWoman 3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

Also soft close drawers and cupboard doors.

Is soft close the new sliced bread?

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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

"Also soft close drawers and cupboard doors.

Is soft close the new sliced bread?"

They are great too

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By *am450Man 3 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

Solved a problem that didn't exist?

Assuming you're not the person who closes the lid despite needing a "plop" who now has one

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