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By *WB85Man 3 weeks ago
Staffordshire |
"I'm a -10
Optimistic.
You've not met Raven/Elf/CoyoteUgly/UB (whichever iteration) before have you? On the humour and sarcasm front she is definitely an eleven."
I knew I recognised the personality.  |
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"I'm a -10
Optimistic.
You've not met Raven/Elf/CoyoteUgly/UB (whichever iteration) before have you? On the humour and sarcasm front she is definitely an eleven."
Yeah I know, she knows my humour. And knows I'd live to talk to her. |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"I'm a -10
Optimistic.
You've not met Raven/Elf/CoyoteUgly/UB (whichever iteration) before have you? On the humour and sarcasm front she is definitely an eleven.
Yeah I know, she knows my humour. And knows I'd live to talk to her."
Seriously. She ain't worth it.
Even talks about herself in the third person.
What a dick. |
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"I'm a -10
Optimistic.
You've not met Raven/Elf/CoyoteUgly/UB (whichever iteration) before have you? On the humour and sarcasm front she is definitely an eleven.
Yeah I know, she knows my humour. And knows I'd live to talk to her.
Seriously. She ain't worth it.
Even talks about herself in the third person.
What a dick. "
Nice try 🤣
You're aura is very sexy, and I suspect all of you is. But I'll leave it there bar the odd biting comments to match yours. |
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"What number represents serviceable?
It is blood alcohol dependant.
Mine or yours? Shall we head to the pub to find out? 🌞 "
Ahaha yeah. We each by the others drinks. But we keep drinking until we are ready to fuck.
I feel like my wallet will leave lighter than yours. |
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"What number represents serviceable?
It is blood alcohol dependant.
Mine or yours? Shall we head to the pub to find out? 🌞
Ahaha yeah. We each by the others drinks. But we keep drinking until we are ready to fuck.
I feel like my wallet will leave lighter than yours."
Jokes on you - I’m leaving my wallet at home 😏 |
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"I would t rate myself. It's in the eye of the beer holder (and how many they've had)
You're a 2, and I'm wankered already.
It's supposed to improve the more you've d*unk. 🙄
It did.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Fair point well made 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I would t rate myself. It's in the eye of the beer holder (and how many they've had)
You're a 2, and I'm wankered already.
It's supposed to improve the more you've d*unk. 🙄
It did.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fair point well made 🤣🤣🤣"
That face. It's a 12 / 10, I cannot lie 😘 |
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"What number represents serviceable?
It is blood alcohol dependant.
Mine or yours? Shall we head to the pub to find out? 🌞
Ahaha yeah. We each by the others drinks. But we keep drinking until we are ready to fuck.
I feel like my wallet will leave lighter than yours.
Jokes on you - I’m leaving my wallet at home 😏"
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"Personality is where the real points are at! Chemistry over biology!
Like the Idles sing "if someone talked to you, the way you do to you, I'd put their teeth through. Love yourself" "
You seem like a nice person. I might even say an angel. |
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"I’m a 10.
If you don’t agree - feel free to not fuck me
😀
I think your a 20 actually 😉
12/10
It would be a ten, but the nose and hairy feet take it to another level."
Awh samwise id give you a 15 for how much you love rabbit stew |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Personality is where the real points are at! Chemistry over biology!
Like the Idles sing "if someone talked to you, the way you do to you, I'd put their teeth through. Love yourself" "
Only the ugly people say personality is more important. |
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"Personality is where the real points are at! Chemistry over biology!
Like the Idles sing "if someone talked to you, the way you do to you, I'd put their teeth through. Love yourself"
Only the ugly people say personality is more important. "
😂😂😂😂 |
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"I’m a 10.
If you don’t agree - feel free to not fuck me
😀
I think your a 20 actually 😉
12/10
It would be a ten, but the nose and hairy feet take it to another level.
Awh samwise id give you a 15 for how much you love rabbit stew"
I do like rabbit stew, to be fair. |
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"Personality is where the real points are at! Chemistry over biology!
Like the Idles sing "if someone talked to you, the way you do to you, I'd put their teeth through. Love yourself"
Only the ugly people say personality is more important. "
Shit. |
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"Personality is where the real points are at! Chemistry over biology!
Like the Idles sing "if someone talked to you, the way you do to you, I'd put their teeth through. Love yourself"
Only the ugly people say personality is more important. "
Fuck Ive been outed 😂 we can't all avoid those ugly tree branches 😂😂😂 |
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"Personality is where the real points are at! Chemistry over biology!
Like the Idles sing "if someone talked to you, the way you do to you, I'd put their teeth through. Love yourself"
You seem like a nice person. I might even say an angel."
An ugly angel if you believe what you read on here. Lol 😂😂😂 |
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"Personality is where the real points are at! Chemistry over biology!
Like the Idles sing "if someone talked to you, the way you do to you, I'd put their teeth through. Love yourself"
Only the ugly people say personality is more important. "
Errr.....yeah looks is all that matters.... 😳🫤 |
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"I have size 10 feet. Does that count?"
I had to look at your profile, suggest that the photo on 22 May 2024 might indicate that you are overestimating (and I thought it was only men who thought six inches was a foot!)  |
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"Im going to back myself at a 10 🤷♀️
No one else is going to say it so I might as well 🤣🤣
Depends whether you support blue or red!"
My sister in law is die hard blue so while i dont do football I always say Blue so she doesnt hurt me 😁 |
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"Im going to back myself at a 10 🤷♀️
No one else is going to say it so I might as well 🤣🤣
Depends whether you support blue or red!
My sister in law is die hard blue so while i dont do football I always say Blue so she doesnt hurt me 😁"
I have similar with my actual sister, she may only be 5ft, but I daren't cross her (those Chinese burns from my childhood have left indelible mental reminders!) |
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